Weekly thoughts

Zhou Zhou didn't start to function normally until he returned to his dormitory to go on strike. He gritted his teeth, this bastard is inferior!I said I like him, what about him?Actually changing the topic to avoid the focus!Thinking that the man was really happy looking at him with burning eyes, Zhou Zhou curled his lips, what a boring man!He has a hideous face that lures women from good families to commit crimes. Zhou Zhou looks at the ceiling. In fact, he should publish a book. The main content is to warn the majority of male compatriots not to look for a boyfriend like Su Nian, it’s a waste of brain cells !After a lot of hard work in hooking up and trying to block the candy temptation of all kinds of beauties who are rushing forward, the Long March is not as painstaking and exhausting as him!As the saying goes, women chase men with interlayer yarn, interlayer yarn, interlayer yarn, just your sister's layer of yarn!It's not that he doesn't trust Su Nian, it's that he doesn't trust those girls, women are fiercer than tigers, how could the ancients ever bully me!

Zhou Zhou sniffed, turned the sorrow in the boudoir into fighting spirit, the cooked duck, ah bah, Su Nian can’t let him fly, thinking that he, Mr. Zhou, has lived for 17 years and finally fell in love with someone, even though he is a man Yes, but I can't help but Su Nian's excellence makes people fall in love with him regardless of gender.He must make Su Nian fall in love with him and fall in love with him, be loyal, never leave, grow old together, live and die together... Thinking of the black line here, I am very busy now, Aunt Qiongyao, please detour !

After a long time, every time Zhou Zhou thought about this day, he wanted to speak and shed tears. For the first time, he was an atheist and prayed to the gods to give him Su Nian to fulfill his dream.The god ignored his piety and sincerity, and severely deviated from the point.Su Nian did like him and fell in love with him, but who would tell him that the undisputed adverb of 'on' would become a hateful verb!God, in fact, your Mandarin is self-taught by listening to rap!In this harmonious and beautiful era, god, do you want to be so evil and wretched!Holding his sore lower back, Zhou Zhou struggled to sit up from the bed, and solemnly told everyone with the history of blood and tears as a demonstration: Don't believe in this fantasy world, but you must believe that this world is fantasy!Woohoo~

And now Zhou Zhou is struggling with other issues. Su Nian had a girlfriend when he was a freshman. What does this mean? It means that bastard has a criminal record and his file is not pure!Zhou Zhou suddenly thought that Su Nian's girlfriend dated because of the sun umbrella, and Mina seemed to often wear a sun umbrella, rubbing her chin, sun umbrella is a keyword? ?

The next day, Zhou Zhou reported to Su Nian's dormitory early, "Today I will go to class with you."

Zhang Yang looked at the girly pink sun umbrella with patterned patterns held in Zhou Zhou's hand like a baby, curious, "Which girl's umbrella is very pretty."

Zhou Zhou: "!!! Girl, you sister, this is my umbrella!"

Zhang Yang: "Huh?" Picking up the umbrella and opening it, there are many patterns, lace, and gold threads, and there is a pink kitten ornament under the umbrella handle, "Zhou Zhou, where did you get such a dreamy umbrella? "

Zhou Zhou snatched it over and turned the umbrella handle to show off, "It looks good! It cost me a few hundred dollars. The aunt in the supermarket said that this sunscreen is very effective and the quality is good. It is not afraid of wind, sun, rain, and lightning; it is anti-typhoon and earthquake-resistant. A lot of people bought it!"

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched, "Lightning protection? Earthquake resistance? Are you sure you bought an umbrella and not some mutated biochemical weapon?" The supermarket aunt peeked at the naive Bump Man to fight a little monster again!

Zhou Zhou ignored Zhang Yang, looked at Su Nian, "Su Nian~" begging for a pat on the head and comfort.

Su Nian patted the child's head and comforted him calmly: "It's fine."

Zhang Yang:! ! !Su Nian, when will your faults of being picky and picky be cured?Traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine, white and black or red and green are so amazing!

Zhang Hao carefully grasped the key points beside him, "Didn't Zhou Er usually call Su Nian senior? Why did you call him by his first name today?"

Zhou Zhou Deser: "The relationship between us is as firm as a rock and cannot be changed!" The relationship between my own family who has been loved by a foreign race eight thousand miles away is of course different, and calling seniors seems more foreign.

Zhang Yang: "Damn it! Don't talk about Li Sao with me in the morning, I feel sick to my stomach!"

Zhang Hao: "Huh? Isn't it from Dae Jang Geum?"

Zhou Zhou: "Ah, a science student can insult the quintessence of the country so arrogantly! This is obviously a description of the unswerving love between the fifth elder brother and Erkang!"

Zhang Yang, Zhang Hao:. . .

Su Nian raised her eyebrows and looked at a few people, "I can't tell, you were still in the same class in middle school, the Chinese teacher's surname is Shi?"

The nonsense trio expressed doubts: "History?"

Su Nian nodded, "Yeah. It's called trying to talk nonsense."

Zhou Zhou, Zhang Yang, Zhang Hao:. . .

Zhang Yang continued to tease Zhou Zhou, "Zhou'er, your name is Su Nian, so what do you call me?" He winked at Zhou Zhou, "You see our relationship is so strong."

Zhou Zhou: "Publicity." The tone was contemptuous and disgusting.

Zhang Yang: "Damn, isn't it just a name, as for the difference between high and low classes!"

The few people who were dawdling finally walked out of the dormitory. Su Nian rode the bicycle calmly on one foot, Zhou Zhou excitedly jumped on the back seat and held up a small flower umbrella to shade the sun. Zhang Yang and Zhang Hao looked at the two with tangled expressions. The figure riding away is messy in the wind alone.

Zhang Yang was sluggish: "What's the matter with the pink bubbles popping up around them?"

Zhang Hao looked at the sky: "The sun is too bright, the titanium alloy dog's eyes will be blinded!"

There are a lot of students riding bicycles in H University; quite a few people ride bicycles; not many boys carry boys; almost none of the boys carry boys with sun umbrellas; as for those with coquettish pink sun umbrellas , Congratulations, you are surrounded!

Zhou Zhou was originally holding an umbrella for Su Nian, but he couldn't resist the students around him looking at her all the way, looking at, looking at your sister!Zhou Zhou lowered the umbrella to prevent others from seeing Su Nian, oh, lower, lower, okay, this time I can't see it.Su Nian stopped the car with a sigh, "Zhou Zhou?"

"Huh? Why did it stop?"

"I can't see the way."

"..."

Passerby A: The chairman is possessed, right?The umbrella on the head is too weird and uncoordinated.

A certain nympho B: The handsome Su just doesn’t take the usual path. A straight campus road is clearly turned into a pink lace-rimmed avenue of stars with paperclip rings.

Zhang Yang raised his forehead: Beauty, is that twisted and crooked thing obstructing traffic, okay? !

A certain rotten girl C: Ahhh!Live broadcast of dynamic cute pictures, handsome and beautiful, is there any!Ahhh!Hugging your waist and holding an umbrella is so warm, the nosebleeds of my slave's eyes are flying down three thousand feet, isn't it!

Zhang Hao evacuated in horror: It is said that girls meet red every month during their menstrual holidays, but this 50M data packet gushing out of their nostrils is really scary, won't they be instantly anemic, right?

Under the positive effect of Zhou Zhou holding a coquettish little parasol for several days in a row, the professors of various departments of H University were surprised to find that the number of people attending classes had increased.There is no way that university students are too boring. The chairman of the student union calmly made an embarrassment. This once-in-a-century scene did not rush to watch and take pictures. I am too sorry for the portable camera function developed by the mobile phone function developer with good intentions!

There is also a picture on the BBS of H University that quickly became popular. In the picture, a handsome boy is sitting on the back seat and holding a sun umbrella for a handsome guy riding a bicycle. The sun is reflecting on the two of them.It stands to reason that although this picture is slightly awkward, it cannot be called a divine picture, but!The point is that this picture sparked heated discussions on various social phenomena on school forums.

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