Weekly thoughts

That day, Zhou Zhou had just returned from a meeting in the external relations department and was going to the library to borrow books. When he walked across the basketball court, a student was having a basketball class. He saw Liu Yuzhe standing in the middle of the queue with sharp eyes.

"Separate your feet and bend your knees naturally, and relax your hands." The middle-aged bald male teacher stood in front of the basketball board and said while demonstrating, "Hold the ball with your fingers, the power of shooting is initiated from the front of your feet, and the elbow joint holding the ball should be kept in touch with the ground. Be vertical, like me, to ensure the transmission of power, and finally use the fingertips of your fingers instead of the palm of your hand when sending the ball. Okay, throw the ball!" As soon as the words fell, he threw the basketball with a smooth posture.

Zhou Zhou stopped, his eyes followed the basketball as it drew a graceful arc in the air, and finally landed in front of, uh, the basketball hoop.The ball missed.

...the atmosphere is quiet.

The male teacher is also a bit embarrassed, but after all, he is experienced and has experienced countless embarrassing tests. He is thick-skinned and quickly regained his strong self-confidence. "The wrong demonstration just now is a common mistake for many students who are just learning basketball. "The male teacher took out another basketball from the basket and shook it with his hands. "Attention everyone, throwing is the most critical part. You must consider the direction, strength, and arc." shoot.

Zhou Zhou's gaze continued to chase the basketball, which was as strong as breaking the enemy, and flew to the back of the basketball hoop.Didn't go in again.

...the atmosphere is quiet.

The male teacher who failed to throw the ball twice in a row obviously often encountered this scene. He was too lazy to embarrass and calmly took out another basketball. Relying on the old auspicious words of the past three, he planned to avenge his shame, "Everyone saw it? Low The power of the ball in the arc is easier to control, but because the area of ​​the ring under the ball is small, it is not easy to shoot. If the power of the high arc can be controlled well, it is easier to score. Therefore, the middle arc is the most suitable arc. The strength is easy to control and easy to score." Enough talking nonsense, throw the ball!

Zhou Zhou's eyes once again watched the basketball running in the blue sky with the infinite sustenance and expectation of winning or losing in one fell swoop, with wind-like ease and lightning-like urgency.Maybe it was because the pressure was too heavy, and the basketball with a great mission slammed into the basketball hoop.

...the atmosphere is very peaceful.

The male teacher looked at the falling basketball bouncing on the ground with hatred, his eyes were full of disappointment.Sure enough, it is a dou that can't be supported. It's better to end its basketball career as soon as possible, and throw it into the garbage dump when it returns home.etc!He's going to tear it up and trample it to the dump!Those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish, this hateful little basketball has made him lose face and shame, how can he allow it to live in the world and live happily?

The students of the University College felt the cold wind blowing, and they couldn't help looking up to the sky and sighing, they will disappear mysteriously again!In this [Basketball Mysterious Disappearance] event, which was nominated as a candidate for the world's eighth unsolved mystery, only the students of the Department of Physical Education of H University were tearful: Teacher, please let go of that innocent basketball!Have you never considered that the ball missed the basket is your own technical problem?You can be magnanimous and let go of the little money left in our college after buying new basketballs every month!

Zhou Zhou didn't know the secret thoughts of those teachers and students. He was just curious. Isn't it so difficult to shoot a basket?Go to the basketball hoop and take out a basketball at will, stand in front of the basketball hoop at will, stretch your body at will, throw the basketball at will, and throw it at will.

boom!The sound of shooting resounded throughout the basketball court.

Zhou Zhou scratched his head: In?Is it easy? If I knew about physical education, I would choose basketball.

The middle-aged male teacher gritted his silver teeth: What the hell are you here to hit me?

Liu Yuzhe: He doesn't know him, doesn't know him, doesn't know him, and resolutely doesn't let the teacher know that he knows him.

Student of the Physical Education Institute: Does this guy have a deep hatred with our class, and at this time, he wants to add fuel to the fire and want to bring the doomsday ahead of schedule?Or does this guy really have a bodhisattva heart, wanting to save all living beings so that we can die early and be reborn early?Their teachers have a good face and love to vent their anger. Look at the blue veins on the bald scalp. In the future, they will not be tossed up in class, they will not be able to survive, and they will hate their parents for letting them live. I am sorry for their teachers. The nickname that is famous, worthy of the name, well-deserved, and resembling water--Perverted Ding! !

...the atmosphere is so fucking quiet.

Zhou Zhou felt the stiffness in the atmosphere and wanted to relax, "Hehe, this is my first time playing basketball."

The pervert's face twitched and was hideous.

The temperature dropped rapidly.

Zhou Zhou: "Playing basketball is not too difficult."

The pervert's face is distorted and his eyes are fierce.

The temperature continued to drop.

Zhou Zhou: "It's pretty easy to hit."

The pervert's face was ferocious, and there was a fist-cracking sound with one hand.

The temperature plummeted to zero.Perfect icing!

Zhou Zhou's blunt and blocked senses couldn't resist the severe cold, and the small cracks were rustling, and the north wind was blowing.Finally realizing that his 'Tong Yan Wu Ji' had hurt a certain uncle's fragile and sensitive heart, Zhou Zhou scratched his head and racked his brains to make amends, "Then what, if you can vote for one, you can directly enter the national team Oh, how can I be a teacher here. Even the Argentine Messi can't guarantee that his shots are so accurate, and you can see that the stars of the World Cup may not be much better than you, right!"

The temperature barely rose.

Perverted Ding reluctantly accepts someone's clumsy explanation. Those words really have no comforting effect. Mr. Dan Ding's heart is more fragile than glass now, and any little comfort is a timely help, an oasis in the desert.

The corners of Liu Yuzhe's mouth twitched.Argentina Messi?Isn't that for football?Can you be more shameless when you compare shooting with famous football players?

Student of the Institute of Physical Education: Are you sure you are comforting the teacher instead of beating him to death with a single hammer, so as to prevent future troubles?besides!Mr. Ding, you don't really know [Business women don't know the hatred of subjugation, and foot stars don't know Gentingmei], do you?Dear, you are too good to be fooled dear!No postage, no free shipping, dear!

Zhou Zhou wandered to Su Nian's dormitory, unexpectedly Meng Qidi was also in the dormitory.Zhou Zhou told him about the basketball incident that happened just now to express his concern about the future prospects of their physical education institute. With the existence of this superb teacher, the road to the elimination of H University's physical education institute is not long.

Meng Qidi:. . . "Child paper, you seem to have offended someone who cannot be offended."

Zhou Zhou calmed down: "As for? That extremely bald uncle is very powerful?"

Meng Qidi told him sympathetically: "That's a well-known pervert in our school. Fortunately, you are not from the Physical Education Institute. Please detour when you see him in the future."

Zhou Zhou was puzzled: "Why?"

Meng Qidi sighed: "It's a long story. To make a long story short, you must be careful not to fall into the hands of this pervert."

weekly:. . .

Zhou Zhou didn't take it seriously: "Pervert Ding? Is he related to Logic Ding from our law school?"

Meng Qidi snapped his fingers: "Bingo! Brother!"

Zhou Zhou suddenly realized: "No wonder they are all so superb."

Zhang Yang interjected, "You don't know, Zhou Er, but that pervert has been awarded the most popular male teacher in our school for five consecutive years."

weekly:?

Zhang Yang: "The scene of choosing perverted Ding's class is more popular than buying tickets to that so-and-so concert."

weekly:? ?

Meng Qidi echoed: "Pervert Ding's strength lies in the fact that he basically can't shoot basketball when he is teaching, and even if the teacher can't shoot the students, there is no pressure. Such a relaxed classroom atmosphere is really yearning and flocking to."

Zhou Zhou was shocked: "You can use idioms!"

Meng Qidi's black line: "This is not the point of what I said!"

Suddenly remembered something, Zhou Zhou asked: "Do you know what the physical fitness test at the end of the month is?"

Zhang Yang: "Height, weight, lung capacity, standing long jump, sitting and forward bending, plus a 1000-meter running lap."

Zhou Zhou was sweating: "There are so many items, why do you test this?"

Meng Qidi sat on the table with a smirk, and said ruffianically, "Zhouzi, I'm telling you. The Ministry of Education cares about us college students, and is afraid that our poor physical fitness will affect the future of the motherland. After all, he is good and I am good, and the child is good." It's really good."

weekly:. . . "What the hell? What a mess?"

Meng Qidi pretended to be inscrutable: "Height and weight are the standards to test whether a man is pure enough; lung capacity is to ensure sufficient oxygen supply when kissing his wife; standing long jump requires the coordination of lower limbs and hip muscles to exert force quickly, hehehe , When you are rolling the sheets with your wife, you should not use force quickly; as for sitting and bending forward, it is for you to exercise the stretchability of the waist and the flexibility of the body. Hey, it is mainly the degree of movement of the waist. Men, You have no strength in your waist and you're still playing a fart."

Zhou Zhou tilted his head and asked, "What about the 1000-meter long-distance race?"

Meng Qidi clicked his tongue: "Stupid! Test your stamina! In order to prevent adolescents from impotence, premature ejaculation and instant ejaculation resulting in infertility, stamina training is so fucking important!"

weekly:. . .

Zhang Yang smirked at Meng Qidi: "Di Zi, I didn't see it, you are worthy of being an outstanding student representative of the Sports Academy!"

Meng Qidi: "Don't dare to act, don't dare to act."

Zhang Yang: "You analyzed this physical fitness test so well! It perfectly interprets the good intentions of the General Administration of Sports!"

Meng Qidi: "I'm ashamed." She looked at Zhou Zhou with embarrassment, "Zhou Er, don't look at me with your adoring eyes, or I will blush with embarrassment."

Zhou Zhou frowned in distress: "Alone..."

Meng Qidi was curious: "Huh?"

Zhou Zhou stared at Meng Qidi's face, wondering, "How did you manage to be so shameless?"

Meng Qidi: "!"

Zhang Yang and Zhang Hao laughed sullenly.

Su Nian has been working on the planning plan that his instructor asked him to make, and only slowly said, "Dizi, you are forbidden to enter the dormitory for the next three months."

Meng Qidi: "Why?"

Su Nian was expressionless: "One course of treatment every three months."

Meng Qidi: "Huh?"

Su Nian: "Cure your impotence and premature ejaculation."

Meng Qidi: "!!! I don't have that disease!"

Zhang Yang sneered: "You can have this."

Meng Qidi: "I rely on it!"

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