Bungalow Icon Anthropomorphism System

"Ango." Osamu Dazai sat in the back seat of the car, leaned his head on the back of the seat in front, and reached out to poke Sakaguchi Ango's face, "Are you angry, Ango?"

"Not angry." Ango Sakaguchi responded stiffly, moved his butt to the side, avoiding Osamu Dazai's hand.

Osamu Dazai curled his lips: "No matter how you look at it, you are angry and scared?"

"Yes." Ango Sakaguchi squeezed out these few syllables with difficulty, gnashing his teeth angrily, "Jumping down from the [-]th floor is also thanks to your wish, if the bandage doesn't hold you in time, you will be in front of me It was smashed to pieces!"

Osamu Dazai immediately turned his head to look at Dazai's bandage sitting next to him, and asked, "Oh, Dad's good bandage, will you watch your dad and I fall into a pulp?"

"Of course not, Dad." Dazai Bandage obediently agreed, "If you turn into a meat paste, then I won't be here either."

Ango Sakaguchi had a terrible headache. Even though it had been almost half an hour since Osamu Dazai fell in front of him, he still hadn't recovered, the heart in his chest was still beating violently, and he was still dizzy so badly that he could almost It was the soul flying state who took the two troublemakers into the car in a trance.

"Dazai," Sakaguchi Yasugo sighed, "whether the bandages will really hold you, whether you are actually jumping or jumping like a bungee jump, I am very angry."

"I'm very angry." He repeated, his expression so pale that it was a little cold.

"It doesn't matter if you go into the water, hang yourself, or commit suicide. I know that someone will come to save you. It doesn't matter whether this person is a kind person passing by, a member of a detective agency who was called to find you, or anyone else. will always survive."

Ango Sakaguchi: "Even if you want to experience jumping from the third, fourth, and fifth floors, and you break your legs and hands, or break a few ribs, making you a fool, and lying in the hospital without being able to move, it's all right." Much better than coming down from the twentieth floor."

Osamu Dazai's eyes gradually became dull: "Ango, are you so angry that you want me to lie in the ICU?"

"...That's the twentieth floor, not the second floor." Ango Sakaguchi felt a little speechless, "I'd rather you lie in the ICU than fall to pieces in front of me, okay?"

"I really thought..."

Sakaguchi Ango's mood became depressed, he lowered his voice, his tone trembling: "I really thought you were going to die in front of me."

After he finished speaking, when Dazai was stunned, he turned around and pressed the other's shoulder with his backhand, shook vigorously, and shouted in Dazai's ear: "Do you know how I feel, do you know!! I I was scared to death by you, how can you pay me for being scared to death? Are you going to die with me!!"

"Tell me, Osamu Dazai, do you want me to meet Mr. Odasaku before you are satisfied!"

"An, Ango," Dazai Osamu was dizzy from being shaken, he spoke intermittently, "I'm still driving, don't shake around! You're going to die!"

The old driver slowed down the speed silently, saying that there was no problem at all.

Sakaguchi Ango let go of his hand, and said angrily, "Are you still afraid of death?"

"Who's afraid, isn't it impossible to implicate innocent drivers?"

Osamu Dazai rubbed his shoulders, with a strange expression: "Ango, do you know? Now you look like that female high school student who was abandoned by scumbags all the time?"

"Ah, yes," Ango Sakaguchi vented, and after calming down a little, he rolled his eyes and said, "Then you just abandoned the female high school student and only found out five years later that the other party had a child of your own. A scumbag who jumped off a building with a child."

Osamu Dazai retorted: "Obviously the bandage said he wanted to take me to experience it, but I didn't take him there."

"Then don't you agree? Is there a difference?"

In the end, Ango Sakaguchi slumped on the seat discouraged: "...Forget it, as long as you are fine."

"Anwu cares about me so much? If I'm not mistaken, you still wanted to pick me up just now? Are you afraid that I will smash you to death?"

Sakaguchi Ango choked, and said, "Yes, I just care about you very much, so don't do this again next time."

Osamu Dazai curled his lips: "Okay, I got it, I won't dance in front of you next time."

You better not jump.

Ango Sakaguchi: "...So you came to Tokyo to jump from a building, and you specifically chose a building with people from the Supernatural Secret Service to jump from. Is there something wrong?"

He looked at Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at the cheap son: "What do you want to see Ango?"

Dazai found out that Ango Sakaguchi was also looking at Dazai Bandage: "..."

"Oh, in fact, the things you got before can be taken out." Dazai Bandage glanced at the system interface, and said, "I just wanted to stop by and ask you if you still need it from the Supernatural Secret Service Division?"

It has been almost two weeks since he got the book page and the system started to analyze it. As early as three days ago, the analysis progress has reached [-]%, but Dazai Bandage has not waited for the contact from the Supernatural Secret Service Division, although it is not right to keep it. No, but this book page is useless to him, why not throw it to the Secret Service to see if it can be exchanged for some benefits.

For example, prepare some convenient identities for the vests after him, so that you don't have to wait until you meet with the owner of the marker to gain trust before you become a black household, and you can make some arrangements before meeting.

Ango Sakaguchi's expression was a bit complicated: "Let me contact Chief Taneda."

When he came back from Yayuan, he naturally had no way to bring out something to hand over his errands, but when he learned that the pages of the book were temporarily swallowed up by Osamu Dazai's son and could not be taken out, the Chief Farming Chief was silent, and the Secret Service Section did not say anything after that. People urged him to find Dazai's bandages and get them back. After that, he continued to be busy at work. If the boy hadn't mentioned it now, he would have forgotten it.

I don't know why the Secret Service ignores this.

Gengtian Shantouhuo's reply came quickly, and he agreed directly. The car drove steadily towards the Secret Service Division, and Jiang Du Xunying poked the system: [Should I spit out the pages, too? ]

The system popped up: [After the host confirms the transaction and leaves, the system will directly release the book pages to Tantian Shantouhuo. ]

[Drop directly after leaving? ] Jiang Du Xunying repeated the words that the system said, [Could it be that you swallowed a lot of energy and covered yourself with the pages of the book, so that the Secret Service has never found me, so the pages are about to break, can't I give it to you in person? ]

[...it is not. ]

The system paused, and said: [The host's current vest ability is invalid. I don't know how the inferior ability version fabricated by the system will react to the page. It is recommended that the host not try it lightly. ]

[And Osamu Dazai is by his side, not sure if he has the intention to touch the pages. ]

[I'll forget it, so what if he encounters it?Isn't it just seeing parallel worlds? ] Jiangdu Xunying asked.

The system didn't seem to want to say much, it just said: [In short, try not to let Dazai Osamu get in touch with the book, I don't think the host should want to make his task more difficult. ]

[Fine. ] It seems that the answer cannot be obtained from the system, but this answer is not very important to Jiang Du Xunying, he agreed casually, [Then you can figure it out. ]

While he was talking to the system, the vehicle came to the door of the Secret Service Section.

The boy jumped out of the car and looked at the door in front of him curiously.

As for my impression of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, it is a hidden department that does not exist in the government, and it governs the domestic supernatural beings. Before Dazai bandages, he thought that there might be some particularly powerful base, and then guarded outside the door. There are many powerful people around, and it will be even more shocking when you walk in.

But when he really stood in front of the secret service department, he found...

Oh, that's it?

Not to mention why the office of the Secret Service Division is under the Tokyo Library, there is not even a decent office building, and even the librarian guarding the library is an ordinary person without special abilities. Afterwards, the person in front of the elevator door was a supernatural person, and he suspected that he had not come to the secret service headquarters, but some hidden garbage stronghold.

Probably seeing disgust from Dazai's bandaged expression, Ango Sakaguchi coughed lightly and said, "This is for concealment. After all, it is not an aboveboard department. The internal office environment is quite good, but you are not here. work, so what do you care about?"

Dazai Bandage shook his head and sighed: "Hey, after all, it's where Anwu's mother works part-time, so I have to take care of it."

"However, what about the good internal environment? Let's just say that the higher-ups don't give you any funds for the secret service department, so that you can only be underground people who are poor and miserable. You are all people of the new era, and you don't even know what it means. The more open and upright the more no one doubts it? If you open a leather company outside, it will be over, and there is a Mori-style club in the port of Mafia.”

Ango Sakaguchi: "..." This disgust is too sharp, and he agrees with it very much. If he is bored all day, he will grow mushrooms.

"That's right." Osamu Dazai then became disgusted, "Bandages, you should know that I worked underground for the Secret Service for two years, and the working environment is really rubbish, although I don't care much about where I live. , but it didn’t even have crab meat to eat, and I was sick in those two years.”

The young man raised his hand falsely to wipe his tears: "Father, I am so miserable!"

It can only be said that the Supernatural Secret Service Division is really too poor.

The corner of Sakaguchi Ango's mouth twitched, and just as he was about to speak, he saw Taneda Santou, the chief of the Secret Service Section, walking towards them from the front.

The other party held his clean and reflective head, shook a fan in his hand, and said with a smile: "After all, you were doing underground work at that time, and the working environment is much better now than before. If Dazai, you are willing to come and experience it again, I don't mind either."

Osamu Dazai smiled instantly: "I don't want it, Mr. Tantian, I don't want to be bald like you one day. Now I am doing well in the detective agency, and I can skip work and catch fish."

bald...

Dazai raised his head with a bandage, his gaze swiveled on Taneda Shantouhuo's bald head, and finally came to Dazai Zhi with small steps, stretched out his hand and pulled his father's clothes, and when the other party looked over, he whispered: "Father, from the Secret Service Division Is work so busy? Is Anwu's mother also at risk of baldness, after we leave, go buy a wig for Anwu's mother just in case, okay?"

Tan Tian Shantouhuo: "..."

Ango Sakaguchi: "..." Are you talking in a low voice, are you plotting loudly!

He Sakaguchi Ango's hair is still very thick, unlike his boss!