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"So, who decided to jump out of the window?"

Nakahara Nakaya put his hands on his hips, staring at the three children sitting in front of him, his eyes mainly stayed on Nakahara's hat and Dazai's bandages. Next to him, Yumeno Hisaku was still pale and his eyes were erratic. He hadn't recovered from the shock just now come over.

Now they are downstairs in the hotel, waiting for the end of the matter to be dealt with. Mori Ogai is on the phone with Taneda Santou, old foxes, you can say something to each other, but you can’t get to the point, but this kind of conversation has nothing to do with Nakahara. .

Kenichi Nijima will definitely not be released. What will happen to him in the end? Probably only the Supernatural Special Affairs Section will know. As for the people from other organizations involved, they may be released after being locked up for a few days.

But this is not the point. The point is that after dealing with the rioting supernatural beings and mafia in the Central Plains, I found that several children in the private room were missing. When he went downstairs in confusion, he found two children sitting on the grass in the garden downstairs with Yumeno Hisaku who was unconscious.

Under the well-behaved explanation of Zhongyuan's hat, Zhongyuan Zhong also learned that they jumped from the window on the fifteenth floor, and almost fainted from fright.

"Tell me the truth." Zhongyuan Zhong was so angry that his face flushed with anger.

After all, the hat has the ability of gravity, but it seems that when they went down, they found that the ability of gravity failed. Zhong Yuan didn't even dare to think about it. Break into three puddles of meat!

The hat of Zhongyuan, who has always been very obedient and answering questions, hesitated rarely. Under Zhongyuan Zhongye's gradually serious gaze, he slowly said, "Well, it's a bandage..."

Nakahara Chuya's gaze instantly shifted to Dazai's bandage.

It's you who jumped off the building with my brother? !

Dazai Bandage: ...

hat you sell me!I'm still not your cutest little friend!

Although it is essentially selling yourself.

Bandage Dazai coughed lightly, and said, "But aren't we all right? It can be said that we don't have any injuries on our bodies."

Yumeno Hisaku said quietly: "Yeah, there is no injury on my body, but my heart has been traumatized." He really thought he was going to die at that time!

"It's not a big problem..." Dazai laughed with a bandage.

But this mission is temporarily over. The mother took the three children to the car back to the Mafia headquarters in the port. Dazai Bandage secretly fiddled with his mobile phone in the car. smiled.

[Current approval level: 75%]

Soon Osamu Dazai came to pick up Dazai's bandages. At that time, Nakahara Nakahara was reporting the situation with Mori Ogai. He didn't see this damn ex-partner. The next few days were still busy, but I don't know Why, Nakahara always felt that the eyes of the subordinates around him were hesitant to speak every time they looked at him, which contained strange emotions.

After being puzzled for several days, Nakahara finally asked one of his subordinates: "Why do you look at me like that? Is there something on my face? Or do you need to find me?"

"Central Plains cadre," the subordinate swallowed, and said intermittently, "that is...you should have a younger sister named Zhongyuan Zhongzi, right?"

The subordinates took out their mobile phones, opened the company's internal forums, and clicked on one of the popular posts. On the first floor, there was a very clear photo. The girl in it was very similar to Zhongyuan Zhong, and could even be said to be exactly the same. With delicate makeup on her face, she lowered her head quietly and followed behind the leader with half-closed eyelids, looking elegant and lovely.

"Well, that's right, everyone is curious..."

Nakahara Chuya: ...haha.

"I don't have a younger sister, it's all rumors." He said with a serious face, "This photo is a composite."

The subordinate showed a suddenly realized expression: "I understand, I understand." There were so many people at the scene at that time, and it was not like no one had seen that Miss Zhongzi. It seemed that the Central Plains cadres wanted to protect their sister and not be known by others. It's only been known for so many years.

Although he didn't know what his subordinates understood, Zhong Yuanzhong always felt that it was not a good word. He had a cold face, and a murderous aura gradually rose in his heart.

Even if he thinks about it with his toes, he knows who did it.

Osamu Dazai, you are dead! ! !

……

……

"Ah!" Osamu Dazai sneezed several times, touched his itchy nose, and said gloatingly, "Hey, it seems that the dwarf's head has degenerated again. It took a few days to realize that something is wrong. .”

Dazai Bandage sat leisurely while eating, and when he heard Dazai Osamu's words, he said, "Brother Chuya is busy with work, of course he doesn't care about such things, and his subordinates won't take the initiative to tell him. As for Mr. Mori Definitely want to watch a play."

"Hmm." Osamu Dazai shrugged, "Speaking of which, you can actually make Chuya wear women's clothes with bandages, and you can also use your bloody script, which is quite amazing."

"Thank you." Dazai rubbed his hands with bandages, "If Dad is willing to peel crabs for me tonight, then I will be more than happy to continue playing."

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes: "You have a good idea." He didn't even want to shell himself, all he bought were ready-made crab meat products, and he wanted him to peel them for his cheap son?

Dream it!

Dazai Bandage said "tsk": "I have sacrificed so much, I can't even give you some rewards? I even jumped off a building!"

"Oh yes," the boy rolled his eyes, "Dad, don't you like suicide very much? But jumping off a building, you probably haven't experienced it before—after all, you usually die if you go down a dozen or twenty floors. Don’t want me to take you to try it? Don’t worry, I guarantee that you won’t die, you can experience it a few more times, it’s very exciting!”

Osamu Dazai has a strange expression: "Actually, I want to try it, but it's too ugly to be smashed into meat, it doesn't conform to my motto at all, every time I hesitate to go to the rooftop, I will be found and rescued .”

"Then you can dance to your heart's content now!"

Dazai clapped his hands with bandages: "It's much more exciting than bungee jumping! Make sure Dad doesn't stop until the moment his face is about to hit the ground!"

Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up in an instant, he directly took Dazai's bandaged hand, and walked excitedly outside the detective agency: "Let's go!"

When the two walked to the door of the detective agency bouncing around, Kunikida Doppo just came back from the outside, saw them going out, and shouted suspiciously: "Dazai, what are you doing? You haven't done your work yet!"

"Go jump off the building!" Osamu Dazai happily responded.

"What?" Kunikida Doppo's eyes widened, "Don't waste public resources with this bandage waste device!!"

Before his current partner chased him out, Osamu Dazai picked up his son and ran away quickly: "Let's go, which building are we going to?"

Dazai Bandage thought for a while: "The Mafia building at the port is tall enough, but Mr. Mori probably won't let us jump from the top. If there are any taller buildings in Yokohama... the landmark building is not impossible, but There seem to be a lot of people there."

"Let's just experience bungee jumping quietly. It's better not to go to crowded places, as it will affect others."

"Hey, I didn't expect you to have such a thought of being considerate of others. I thought you would only cheat people." Osamu Dazai said, "Then where are you going?"

"How about the place where we jumped off the building a few days ago, that hotel in Tokyo." Dazai Bandage said, "There should be people from the Supernatural Secret Service Section who are still there to deal with the follow-up, we can communicate, and it will be easy gone."

Osamu Dazai: "If there is anything to communicate with, just sneak in, but you have to take a car to go to Tokyo, which is very troublesome."

Dazai bandaged and said: "Anyway, they are skipping work, it doesn't matter where you go."

A few days ago, this place became a gathering place for the mafia, and there was another fight. After the Intervention of the Supernatural Secret Service, the building was in a closed state. There were some police officers guarding the periphery, holding warning signs. I don't know what's going on inside.

Relying on his outstanding ability, Osamu Dazai led the child to avoid the monitoring, slipped into the building, and quietly climbed to the top.

The place where Dazai jumped before the bandage was on the fifteenth floor, but the top floor was on the twentieth floor. Now that the weather is getting colder, it is still a bit cold to stand on top of the wind. Dazai lay on the guardrail of the roof and looked down, nodding in satisfaction.

"The scenery is not bad." Dazai Osamu casually praised, and then he noticed something, and said in surprise, "Hey, is the one below Ango?"

The boy pulled the bandages on his body, tied them around Dazai Osamu's waist, pulled them to make sure they were tied firmly, and then leaned over to look at them with Dazai Osamu: "It seems to be, so I'm dealing with the follow-up Is it Anwu's mother?"

Looking up to the ground from the [-]th floor, you can't see the figure clearly, but Ango Sakaguchi, as Dazai Osamu's plastic friend, can recognize it normally.

"That's just right." Dazai Osamu's bad taste suddenly soared upwards, "Let's fall directly in front of Ango and scare him!"

"okay!"

The two guys hit it off, and Ango Sakaguchi, who was communicating with his subordinates, suddenly felt his scalp tingling, and a bad premonition arose. He stopped communicating, looked around suspiciously, and found nothing wrong.

"Mr. Sakaguchi, did you find anything?" the subordinate asked.

"No, it's nothing..." Sakaguchi Ango shook his head, "It should be my fault—" Jue.

"Ango—!!"

Just before Ango Sakaguchi finished speaking, a long and familiar call came from above his head. The call was mixed in the wind, and it sounded a bit vague, as if it was an auditory hallucination.

Sakaguchi Ango was taken aback, and slowly looked up.

I saw two black shadows falling towards him quickly from above, and the one in front was a very familiar person, Osamu Dazai opened his hands wide, the expression on his face looked distorted due to the violent wind, matching his mouth The indistinct cry was as terrifying as seeing a ghost.

Ango Sakaguchi's eyes gradually frightened, his eyes fixed on Osamu Dazai, he watched him fall from a high altitude, and landed straight in front of him, just when he instinctively wanted to step out to catch someone— —

Before the opponent hit the ground on his face, he stopped suddenly.

"Yo, Ango!" Osamu Dazai's face was flushed with excitement because of too much excitement. He hung in the air on the grass, turned his head and greeted his friend, "This is the first time we meet in this way!"

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

His expression went blank.