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Although you are not bald yet, you still need to take good care of your hair before you become bald.

Ango Sakaguchi sat beside Osamu Dazai, his thoughts drifted to his hair strangely, and he even wanted to reach out and touch it to make sure the hair on the top of his head was still there.

Find some time after get off work to buy some conditioner and conditioner or something...

"The kid came to the Supernatural Secret Service Division not just to get the pages of the book, right?" Taneda Shantou coughed lightly, and he could tell at a glance what Ango Sakaguchi was thinking, but unfortunately he no longer had hair, so he didn't It needs maintenance.

Hey, in fact, his hair was also very thick before, but he was too busy at work.

"Yes." Dazai sat obediently in a bandage, completely unable to see his usual mischievous and shameless appearance, "I also want to use the pages of the book to make a small deal with the Supernatural Secret Service, so I won't embarrass you too much of."

Tan Tian Shantouhuo: "Tell me about it."

Dazai bandaged his fingers and whispered, "It's like this. In fact, my companions will come to Yokohama sooner or later. In order to make it easier to move, I hope to get some help."

"If the Secret Service Division disagrees, it's fine. After all, there are pages, and we can write whatever we want directly on them. But we are law-abiding citizens, so naturally we won't use such dangerous props lightly." In fact, there may not be so many vests written on that one page. Although I don't know who will be drawn next, there must be more than three or four.

What's more, it's too wasteful to use the pages of a book to write about this kind of identity issue. After all, it is also a logical wishing machine, so it must be worthy of its ability to change reality!

Taneda Shantou's hand shaking the fan slowed down, his expression was a little strange, he looked at Dazai's bandages, and said, "Aren't you Dazai-kun's child?"

Osamu Dazai showed a shocked expression: "Do you think I'm that kind of person? Bandage is five years old, and I was still in Mafia at the port at that time, so I don't have time to hook up with pretty girls!"

...it looks like it is.

Taneda Shantou hesitated to speak, glanced at Osamu Dazai, choked for a moment, then looked back at the boy sitting across from him, waiting for his reply.

"Well, you can say yes, or you can say no?" Dazai raised his hand and tapped his cheek, the boy's fat face was covered by the bandage, no matter how many times he looked at it, he still felt like a little bandage, " It depends on which angle you look at it from.”

Saying it means not saying it.

What's going on with you riddlers? Hey!

Taneda Shantou was silent for a moment, and had some guesses in his mind, but guessed that Dazai Bandage would not answer him directly, so he changed the question: "Do you have many companions like you?" Wouldn't it be a day sooner or later? , Many people he knows will be like Osamu Dazai who is single but suddenly wants to be a father?

"Yeah, the hat is one of them."

Dazai braced his face and said, "There are still many companions like us, but you don't have to worry, Chief Farmer, everyone is very good, at least they won't do things like blow up Yokohama or Tokyo."

Hmm... At most, it's just to let the people related to them lose more hair, it's not a big problem.

Taneda Shantou: "..." He was very worried about being able to compare the bombing of Yokohama with the bombing of Tokyo.

But even if he disagrees, Dazai Bandage's companions will appear sooner or later, and even use the pages of the book to do something. It is not only immoral to grab it, but it may not be available, let alone this book page is Dazai Bandage's ability. It was obtained from the Exorcist, and the Supernatural Secret Service Division is not the No. [-] agency, so there must be some morality.

"Cough." Tandan Shantouhuo closed his fan, "Since this is the case, then we can discuss the details."

Dazai narrowed his eyes, and said with a sweet smile, "Okay."

There were not many discussions. At the beginning, Tan Tian Shantou was afraid that Dazai Bandage would make some embarrassing requests, but in the end, the convenience was really just a convenience, such as identity issues, food issues, and children's learning problems. .

In the end, Dazai Bandage also helped his little friend Natsume Takashi to urge the progress of his identity. It has been a few days since the little friend was brought to Yokohama, and it has not been resolved. Natsume Takashi will go out to Yokohama with the members of the detective agency. I have searched over and over again, the identity is not done well, the school is not found well, and the efficiency of this government agency is too slow.

After everything was discussed, Ango Sakaguchi went to prepare for the follow-up, and they left the Supernatural Secret Service Section.

"But what about the pages?" Osamu Dazai held the cheap son's hand and asked, "Why didn't I see you give it to him?"

"After we leave, the pages will go to the Chief Farmer."

Dazai Bandage replied casually: "Father, just pretend it was sent by some space-type supernatural being."

Osamu Dazai curled his lips: "Hey, I also want to see what the pages of the book look like."

"Father, it's not like you haven't seen it before." Dazai Bandage rolled his eyes, "I advise you not to touch the pages of the book, you don't want to know the reaction of the collision between the invalidation of the ability and the wishing machine with the ability."

"When you say that, I'm even more curious." Osamu Dazai muttered, "Forget it, no one knows where the body of the book is anyway, so just give the pages if you give them, and I won't need them."

He squeezed the boy's hand and said, "Your mother is also very good. How many existences like you have been created by her?"

"Who knows, maybe a year from now, Dad, everyone you know will have a child." Dazai shrugged his shoulders in a bandage, "It's not a bad thing anyway, is it? The companions are all cute."

Osamu Dazai's expression became weird: "Yeah, it's not a bad thing, it's just that I play games and watch anime here every night without sleeping, and the sound is really loud, and it jumped on me in the middle of the night, almost crushing me to death. And dragging me out of bed as soon as the sun came out early in the morning made it necessary for me to get to work on time."

He babbled about the glorious deeds of his unjustly seeded son, and his tone was twisted weirdly: "Not only did I spend my money, eat my crab meat, but also brought a child to raise for me, and urged me to work to earn money every day. Leisurely playing with your friends here, see if what you are doing is a human thing? Oh yes, you are not a human being, and it is really a good thing to have a son like you, great."

"Even after they learned that you would jump after I entered the water, I couldn't even get close to the river. It's rare to enter the water and feel the beauty of the cold. I was caught as soon as I went down. Thank you so much."

Dazai Bandage seemed to be completely incapable of hearing Dazai Osamu's yin and yang, he snorted softly with a smile, acknowledged the "compliment" of cheap dad very shamelessly, and said: "Thank you, thank you, I also think I am very good, look at you Now life is healthy, go to bed early and get up early, three meals are normal, and suicides have been reduced, Uncle Odasaku must be very happy to know."

"And Natsume-kun is not raised by my father. Besides living with us, isn't he raised by members of the detective agency? We eat three meals together, play together, and study together."

"... Tsk." Osamu Dazai spat unhappily, "Don't think you can make me compromise by moving out of Oda, I'm still waiting for the day you get out of here."

Dazai bandaged and blinked mischievously: "Unless Dad doesn't wear bandages or buy bandages in the future, I will always be here."

"not to mention……"

The boy shook their holding hands: "I've been with you since I was a child, Dazai, I know what you've been through, and I know roughly what you're thinking."

"Odasaku and Ango are your friends, and the detective agency is your companion. Even the port of Mafia, you used to call it home."

"And I—" Dazai said with a bandaged smile, "It doesn't matter if you treat me as your real child, Dad."

"You think so too, don't you?"

The boy looked up at Osamu Dazai, and a bandage floated in front of the young man's eyes: "You promised me to jump off a building once, and when you believed that I would hold you with a bandage, did you trust me?"

"Although it's a bit late to introduce myself, let's talk about it."

He let go of his hand, stood in front of Dazai, and said, "I am Dazai's bandage. As long as Dazai is still alive, as long as Dazai has even a bandage, I will be here and accompany Dazai."

Dazai Bandage stretched out his hand towards Dazai Zhi: "Anyway, I am relying on you, anyway, I will ask for more advice from now on, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai didn't reach out his hand immediately, he was silent for a while, and said, "Since you are my bandage, shouldn't you call me master?"

"..." The boy was stunned, "Wow", and said shamelessly, "So you like this? Well then, Master Dazai, please teach me more in the future."

Osamu Dazai immediately turned disgusted like seeing a dog: "Wow, forget it, it sounds so disgusting, I feel like I'm going to spit out the food I ate last night, you want to kill me so that I can inherit my bandages ?"

"Didn't you tell me to call me that? Do you still dislike me?" The boy teased, "Then call me Dad."

"Okay, okay." Dazai Osamu said angrily, reached out his hand and shook the boy's hand perfunctorily, "I really admire you, please teach me more."

[Current approval level: 95%]

Hearing the rising approval value in his ear, Dazai Bandage smiled and rolled his eyes: "You also have a day of being convinced by others, I really want to record that sentence just now for Brother Chuya to listen to."

Osamu Dazai: "Oh, then you are finished."

"It's not recorded." Dazai shrugged his shoulders in a bandage, "Oh, by the way, he's also my father now, so give me a name."

"Isn't this your name now?"

"Does that sound like a name to you?"

Osamu Dazai pondered for a moment, then said, "Okay then, let's call it Dazai Bandage."

Dazai bandaged: "...do you want to be so perfunctory?"

"Anyway, everyone is used to it. Why change your name? It's fine now." Osamu Dazai said, "It's simple and clear, and you can tell who you are when you hear it."

"That's the name."

[The main body of the marker: Osamu Dazai's bandage

Tentative Name: Dazai Bandage]

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[The main body of the marker: Osamu Dazai's bandage

Name: Dazai Bandage]

[Current approval level: 100%]

[Congratulations to the host for completing the collection of the first waistcoat recognition. ]

Jiang Du Xunying lowered his eyes halfway, and said: [Then put on a vest. ]

Dazai Bandage is not old enough, but it can let the new vest go to school with Natsume Takashi.