Bungalow Icon Anthropomorphism System

"Okay, who will explain to me, what's the situation now?" Dazai Osamu was slumped on the sofa, the young man exuding a decadent air trembling his fingers, just like the kind of TV drama where the dead identify the murderer before death , raised his finger with empty eyes and pointed to the little boy sitting on the chair not far away.

This guy who I saw in the river not long ago is sitting obediently and innocently, and has changed into the clean and fitting clothes that Kunikida Doppo went downstairs to buy. Compared with Dazai Osamu, who is still half wet and half dry, The treatment of the boy has improved by more than a little bit, and Atsushi Nakajima even wiped his hair.

After all, when he first appeared on stage, he was wearing ill-fitting clothes, covered in bandages and wet, and his irresponsible parents directly aroused the sympathy of the members.

Of course, the boy refused Atsushi Nakajima's help and thanked him softly, which made him look even more distressing.

Kunikida Doppo put on a serious face: "I think it's you, Dazai, who should explain."

Osamu Dazai felt that he had been wronged. He had been single for so many years, how could he have a child!Even if he always invited beautiful women to die in love, he never succeeded once!

"Kunikida-kun, do you think I'm a mess and give up just based on this kid's one-sided words?" Osamu Dazai falsely wiped his tears, "I'm still your good partner, and you actually doubt me?"

Kunikida Doppo roared angrily, "Do you still have any credibility at all?!"

But it was indeed true, Kunikida Duppo finished yelling, then turned to look at Jiangdu Xunying, and asked, "Is he really your father?"

To be honest, he didn't really believe that Osamu Dazai would have a child of what age. Is there really a woman who can stand this guy's temper?

The boy blinked and didn't speak, but raised his hand silently and untied the bandage covering his face.

The white bandage slowly slipped off his face, and hung on his shoulders and neck after passing by those iris-colored eyes, revealing a face very similar to Osamu Dazai, and the boy said softly, "How about this?"

"..."

A strange silence spread quickly in the detective agency. No one dared to say to the boy's face that you are not Dazai's son. Even if they had never seen Dazai when he was a child, they could tell that the The boys absolutely definitely have a relationship with each other.

Osamu Dazai was dumb for a moment, he stared at this face for a long time, got up from the sofa, went straight to the boy, stretched out his hand to pinch this face.

Jiang Du Xunying: "?"

It hurts!

The boy's face was kneaded for a while, and finally he was pulled to the sides. Jiangdu Xunying protested vaguely after a short period of confusion, and stared at Osamu Dazai unhappily, preparing to break the opponent's fist with his little hands. claws.

"...isn't it disguised?" Osamu Dazai let go of his hand in disbelief, and staggered back a few steps as if struck by lightning.

It's neither a supernatural ability nor a disguise, so what's going on with this face?Is there really such a similar person in the world? !

Looking at the person who was almost carved out of the mold, Kunikida Doppo glared angrily: "Dazai! What else can you argue about!"

Osamu Dazai screamed: "But I really don't have any children! I'm so big, I don't even know if I've ever touched a girl's little hand!"

"Then how do you explain the child's appearance!"

"How do I know what's going on? It can't be that someone secretly took my genes!"

"That..." Atsushi Nakajima raised his hand and said weakly, "Should we wait for Mr. Ranpo to come back and have a look? Or, do a DNA test?"

Believe in Mr. Ranpo and science!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Yes, it can also be used for identification. After living in an unscientific world for a long time, I forget that I can still rely on science.

Jiang Du Xunying just watched them go from quarreling to suddenly realizing, poked the system calmly, and asked: [System, can this appraisal be done? ]

The system took the lead and glanced at the scene, only to realize what good the host had done. It felt speechless, and said: [...It can't be done, this body is not human in essence, and it won't bleed even if it is injured. ]

[In other words, there is no such thing as DNA? ]

[Yes, host. ]

Jiang Du Xunying pondered, and just when the system thought that the host was about to overturn at the beginning, he laughed again: [Hey, what does it matter, anyway, even if the DNA test is done, Dazai Osamu will not believe me, say Maybe I will still suspect that the forces behind me have done something to the appraisal results. ]

System: [Then what is the host going to do?Maybe they will take you for an appraisal in a while. ]

[Isn't this simple? ] Jiangdu Xunying said, [Dazai Osamu doesn't believe me and I don't believe in the identification, so I should trust Edogawa Ranpo, right?As long as Edogawa Ranpo opens his mouth, there will be no appraisal. ]

The system does not understand how Jiangdu Xunying will deal with Edogawa Ranpo, but it will not ask, let alone provide help. Since the host knows it well, it will remain silent after answering Jiangdu Xunying's question .

The boy jumped off the chair, ran to Dazai Osamu, and while he was arguing with Kunikida Doppo, he hugged his thigh and shouted crisply: "Father!"

hiss--

Osamu Dazai's expression blanked for a moment.

Jiangdu Xunying, with his handsome face that could be seen from a young age, held on to Osamu Dazai's clothes pitifully, and cried out in a crying voice: "Even if you don't recognize me, can you not take me to jump into the river? It's so cold here, I feel so uncomfortable, can you please don't kill me..."

Everyone: "What?!"

They instantly remembered the wet look of the boy at the beginning, and looked at Osamu Dazai in unison.

"Dazai, you actually took a child into the water!!"

Osamu Dazai was also stupid, it was obviously this kid who disturbed his beautiful daily life of entering the water, so why did he turn around and slander him!

"I'm not, I don't, how could I take my child into the water! If I want to die for love, I can also find a beautiful lady!"

Osamu Dazai was about to scream out: "I'm not interested in dying in love with a child, it's obviously his fault, it's none of my business!"

The members of the club naturally believed in their companions, but the boy's appearance was so convincing that they didn't know what to do for a while.

Kunikida Doppo had a terrible headache, he rubbed his forehead and said, "Let's talk about it when Ranpo-san comes back."

In the end, Osamu Dazai sat in the lounge with Edo Xunying aggrievedly, and was ordered not to come out.

Jiang Du Xunying's bandage covered his face again, he put his hands on his legs, shook his dangling calf, tilted his head and called out, "Dad, why don't you look at me?"

"...You can actually say it, you are really good." Osamu Dazai hesitated to speak, before saying "I have never seen such a brazen person".

Jiang Du Xunying was not embarrassed: "Thank you for the compliment, I also think I am very good."

Osamu Dazai choked, and muttered softly: "I remember I wasn't so shameless when I was young?"

But looking at Jiangdu Xunying's reaction, Osamu Dazai finally stopped doubting his life. No matter how you look at it, this brat can't be his son. He was still working for the boss next door Mori a few years ago, and he didn't have a rest all day long. Yes, where is the time to make people.

"I'm not when you were a kid, Dad."

Osamu Dazai: "...Can I change my name?" He is still very young, and he doesn't want to raise a child in his prime!

Jiang Du Xunying: "No, Dad."

As if there were countless "Dad" echoing in his mind, Osamu Dazai took a deep breath and said seriously: "Good son."

Anyway, it wasn't him who was taken advantage of, why didn't he admit it, isn't he just more shameless than anyone else, he Dazai would not admit defeat!

The two looked at each other and looked away at the same time: "Hmph!"

After a while of silence in the lounge, Dazai Osamu said quietly, "Although I don't know what your purpose is to approach me with this face, I advise you to get out of here quickly. I'm not a good person, and I won't see you. The child will let you go."

He sized up Jiangdu Xunying: "What's more, you might not even know if you're a child."

"Of course I am!" Although he has been with Osamu Dazai for more than ten years as a bandage, this does not prevent Jiangdu Xunying from treating himself as a child who was born with consciousness only five years ago.

The boy's eyes widened angrily: "And it's impossible for me to get lost. I'm here to find you. Even if you sink me into the Yokohama sea with cement, I will climb up."

What climbed up?Ghosts?

"You still won't let me go, why did I provoke you?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help complaining, "Why don't you pester Mr. Mori next door, what are you doing pestering me, I think if he sees you like this That look should be more than happy to keep you there."

Of course there will be no less Mori Ogai in the future.Jiang Du Xunying thought.

"I thought you'd prefer to keep the uncertainties under your nose."

"I don't want to keep a ticking time bomb with me. I'm not interested in blowing myself up. That would be ugly."

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes: "Anyway, you are not really my son, and you have to leave when Mr. Ranpo returns."

"You can't say it too absolutely." The boy laughed sweetly, sounding as happy as a child who got candy, "I am your 'son', there is no doubt about it."

Osamu Dazai: "You..."

"Dazai! I heard that your son came to the door?" Edogawa Ranpo pushed open the door of the lounge, "Let Ranpo-sama take a look!"

As soon as the famous detective put on his glasses, he opened his eyes and looked at the boy sitting there. After a pause, he turned to Osamu Dazai and said, "Congratulations, Dazai, it's really your son."

Osamu Dazai: "...what?" Was he hallucinating just now?

The boy's iris-colored eyes flashed with cunning, but his tone was aggrieved, and he grabbed his clothes with both hands: "Don't you believe me, Dad?"

The author has something to say:

Protagonist: Dazai's bandages are shameless, what's the matter with me, Jiangdu Xunying?

Bandages: My good father!

Dazai: Don't come here—!

Not long

Dazai: My big boy :)

Markers are conceptual markers, for example, as long as it is Dazai Osamu's bandage, it is Dazai Bandage

So now Dazai is wrapping the protagonist around (what