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It is not difficult for Edogawa Ranpo to admit his identity as "son", so that he can rely on Osamu Dazai smoothly.

Jiang Du Xunying knows that this famous detective needs clues to analyze events. Even if the other party can see many places that ordinary people can't see, he still needs to have a conceptual understanding of the world. If he doesn't know that there are systems and anthropomorphism in the world In the case of a living creature, what Edogawa Ranpo will only see is what Edo Xunying has shown so far.

Even though he felt something was wrong in his heart, Ranpo Edogawa, who always didn't like to meddle in other people's affairs, saw that he was not in danger, so he would simply tell what he saw.

If there is no danger, what does this child want to rely on Dazai Osamu, and he has anything to do with Edogawa Ranpo?Instead of entangled with this, it is better to eat two more thick snacks.

Even if the concept of so-called parents is secretly changed, the current "Dazai Bandage" is the actual "son" of Dazai Osamu in the eyes of Edogawa Ranpo, regardless of whether he is a relative or not.

To put it simply, Edogawa Ranpo wants to watch a movie.

Hmm... But I still need some fixes, such as buying Mr. Ranpo some snacks to bribe him afterwards.

Hearing Edogawa Ranpo's words, Dazai Osamu's expression faltered, and he completely fell on the sofa as if his soul had come out of his body, as if his heart had stopped beating.

Jiangdu Xunying walked up to Dazai Osamu with short legs, half body lying on the sofa, and stretched out his hand to poke the young man's face, the other's body was still steamed, and his warm fingers poked the cool face, Straight into the flesh, the boy seemed to have found some novel toy, and maybe he also took some revenge for Osamu Dazai's pinching his face just now, and he just poked at this handsome face.

"Father," Jiang Du Xunying didn't think it was enough, and said cheaply, "Are you going to die now? Who will take care of me when you die? My mother doesn't want me anymore, so you can't let me go. "

Osamu Dazai's face was about to be swollen: "..."

Can't you let him play dead for a while?

Edogawa Ranpo made the final decision: "In short, Dazai, you just admit it, there is no harm."

Osamu Dazai: ...It's not good, right? He understands.

He can't even raise himself well, what kind of children are he raising, really.

Osamu Dazai sighed, got up from the sofa, rubbed Jiangdu Xunying's head, turned his hair into a chicken nest, and said, "You little brat, you must rely on me, right?"

Jiang Du Xunying covered her head, ran behind the detective and said, "This is called duty!"

Edogawa Luanbu followed and nodded, touched from his pocket, took out two soft candies, bent down and said to the boy, "Do you want some candy?"

"Yes!" Jiang Du Xunying happily accepted, "Thank you, Mr. Ranpo!"

Thank you, Tang, and thank you, Mr. Detective, for not telling what was wrong.

Ranpo Edogawa groaned twice, raised his chin: "Well, it should be!" A detective doesn't lie, but it doesn't mean he won't hide it. Ranpo Edogawa also wanted to see Osamu Dazai's jokes.

The two "children" hit it off and slipped aside to mutter.

"Remember to ask Dazai to hide it from the president. I want to eat two more snacks before meals."

"Okay! When I get my daddy done, I'll let him help you right away! Or should I sneak Mr. Luanbu out to eat afterwards?"

"A word is settled!"

Kunikida walked into the lounge alone, and said to Osamu Dazai: "Since Mr. Ranpo said so, then this matter is basically true. People who have children, how can they be irresponsible? You lack this After a few years for the child, he must be taken care of in the future."

Osamu Dazai glanced at the two people who could almost be said to be "loud plotting" in his eyes, and waved his hands depressedly: "I know, I know—"

Why even Mr. Luanpo came to trick him.

"Hey, kid, what's your name?" Osamu Dazai called.

Jiangdu Xunying stopped the loud plotting with Edogawa Ranpo, turned to look at Dazai Osamu, and said, "My name is Dazai Bandage, and I am five years old this year."

Osamu Dazai: This name sounds suspicious no matter how it sounds! !

Under the condemnation and exhortations of the members, Dazai Osamu left the detective agency with a heavy heart, holding Edo Xunying's hand, saying that he wanted to take him to the dormitory of the detective agency where he was temporarily staying, but just went downstairs , Osamu Dazai quickly shook off the boy's hand, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Jiang Du Xunying still maintained the original movement, dumbfounded: "..."

It's the second time!It's the second time!What kind of scourge is he!

Osamu Dazai dropped the boy directly downstairs in the detective agency, and then quickly ran around Yokohama, even he himself didn't know how many streets he ran, and finally got tired of running, and sat in an alley panting top of the cardboard box.

"It's time to get rid of it this time." Osamu Dazai got a little hot from running, he stretched out his hand and tugged on his collar to let himself breathe a little, "What a troublesome brat, Mr. Ranpo still wants to see me It's too bad a joke..."

Dazai Osamu whispered: "I don't know how they matched the brain waves, such a strange name called bandage, it sounds like a pseudonym."

"Dazai Bandage is my real name, and I don't need to lie about this." Just when Dazai was depressed, a crisp boy's voice came from behind, "What are you doing so fast, I don't know how to eat You, Dad."

Dazai Osamu didn't even look back, didn't even look at anyone, and ran away decisively.

How did that brat catch up after he died!

He didn't dare to run casually this time, relying on his understanding of the streets and alleys of Yokohama, Osamu Dazai quickly analyzed the distance and the speed of the two, and used his clever brain that can play games with well-meaning Russians On playing chase with kids.

But the other party seemed to be able to locate him. No matter where he ran, he stopped to rest for a few minutes before he could hear that immature voice. Later, Osamu Dazai almost passed out and collapsed on a bench in the park. up.

"Stop running? I haven't played enough yet." The boy quickly appeared next to him again. He hung on the back of the bench and reached out to pat Osamu Dazai's head, but he didn't know where to pull it out A paper towel wiped the sweat from the young man's forehead.

Osamu Dazai responded weakly: "Who wants to play with you, can you stop following me?"

The boy paused, then slowly withdrew his hand, and said, "Is that why you don't want to take me with you? Obviously I have no intention of harming you."

"...How did you catch up to me? The ability of the space system?" Osamu Dazai sat up from the chair, took a few breaths, and did not answer the boy's words.

"No, I don't have the ability of the space system. As for why I was able to find you so quickly—" the boy blinked, "It's a secret, and I won't tell you now."

In fact, it is because after he has formally contacted Osamu Dazai, he can locate and teleport through the bandage on the other party’s body. Isn’t the body of Osamu Dazai’s bandage the same as Osamu Dazai’s bandage? Just reshape it.

"If you don't tell me now, will you tell me later?"

Jiang Du Xunying came forward from behind the chair, sat down beside Dazai Zhi, and hummed softly, "Don't you want to take me with you? Why should I tell you?"

Osamu Dazai glared at the boy angrily, looked at his face firmly covered by the bandage, and said, "I can't get rid of you now."

"Then admit it." Jiang Du Xunying covered her mouth and snickered, "I'm really looking forward to living with my father."

The boy stood up on the chair in twos and ones, put his arms around Osamu Dazai's neck, rubbed his cheek against the other's cheek, and said before Osamu Dazai was about to push him away in disgust, "I'm easy to take care of!" Yes, just one canned crab meat a day is enough! I will take care of you, Dad."

Osamu Dazai: "... Tsk, who wants you to take care of me? You're just a brat. If you don't bother me, I'll be fine."

"Also, not even a can of crab meat! I can't even feed myself, and I can't support you."

Jiang Du Xunying pouted: "Isn't it because you always go into the water, and the wallet is washed away by the water every time, otherwise I don't know how much savings I can have now."

"That's right, so if we raise another one of you, we will sleep on the street tomorrow, and then we will be caught and sold by bad guys passing by at night, I will be dragged to sell my organs, and you will be sold as a toy to a rich woman... Oh, actually It would be nice to be sold to a rich woman, how about we exchange it?"

Osamu Dazai sighed.

"Hmph." Jiang Du Xunying let go of his hand and jumped off the bench, "You are such a troublesome lord, I am really afraid that one day you will take me with you to become a rich woman's little face."

The boy patted the ashes off his body, and trotted out of the park. Under Osamu Dazai's strange gaze, he found a private car that looked expensive at first glance, climbed onto the hood of the car with difficulty, and lay down peacefully on it. I closed my eyes.

Osamu Dazai came out with question marks all over his face: "...What are you doing?"

Jiang Du Xunying responded obediently: "I'll raise you by touching porcelain!"

The author has something to say:

Guess whose porcelain you touched?

Protagonist: Really the worst dad I have ever brought up

Bandage: This father is not good, but he recognizes it all, so let’s raise it

Dazai: Who is whose father? (doubt life

Random steps: watching a play ing