Bungalow Icon Anthropomorphism System

[That's it, system, I have a small question. ]

Jiang Du Xunying looked at his own figure reflected on the water, and slowly asked a question: [Why is the vest a child? ]

He looked at the boy in front of him who was wearing a large coat and was covered in bandages. He looked like a mummy. Only his facial features were exposed. He was about five years old. He moved a little closer, and met the iris-colored eyes inside.

With this inexplicably familiar appearance, Jiang Du Xunying fell into deep thought, and turned to look at the vest information that the system showed him.

[The main body of the marker: Osamu Dazai’s bandage (it’s still a custom-made breathable and waterproof bandage! It’s a must-have for home, travel, and medical care, and it’s good if you’ve used it)

Tentative name: to be named

Appearance: [-] years old (Although he is a child, he has been with Osamu Dazai for many years as a bandage)

Ability: Disqualification in the World · Weakened Version (It seems that the time is not working)

Body skills: 100% enter the water with Osamu Dazai

Current Approval: 0%]

System: [... is such a host, because the energy is not enough, I can only pinch a young version according to the owner of the marker, and according to the system's judgment, the appearance of a child is easier to approach the target. ]

Jiang Du Xunying: [That is to say, it is indeed easier for children, but why...is it like this? ] Anyone who sees a child who looks so similar to him as a child approaching him, the vigilance value will rise in a straight line, right?

The system silently put its almost bottomless energy bar in front of Jiang Du Xunying.

Jiang Du Xunying said quietly: [I have never seen such a useless system like yours. Other systems are all you want, and they are crazy for the host to become a god, but you start with only the body of a five-year-old child. The abilities are all weakened versions, nothing else. ]

As if you have seen many systems, it is not those light novel opening system, it is the resurrection task system!

The system swallowed the complaints with difficulty, and changed the subject: [Please ask the host to choose a temporary name for the vest, and then you can start collecting recognition. When the recognition increases, there will naturally be more energy, and it will naturally change at that time. Appearance or more vests. ]

[Okay, okay, let’s call it Osamu Dazai. ]

System: [… the name is not available. ]

[tsk. ] Named Fei Jiangdu Xunying spit uncomfortably, [OK, then call it Dazai Bandage. ]

The system feels that as an AI, it is a miracle that it can be silenced several times in this short period of time: [... the vest 'Dazai Bandage' has been named, and the mission begins. The system will show up to answer when the host asks questions. The host task went well. ]

Jiangdu Xunying rewrapped the loose bandages on his face, and walked along the river for a while, when he was about to think about where to find Dazai Osamu, he suddenly felt a pulling force, pulling him into the river, "Pa "It just fell into the water like this.

"..." Is this the skill that 100% followed Osamu Dazai into the water?

Well, it seems that Osamu Dazai is entering the water now, so he should be able to meet people while floating.

The boy spit out two bubbles in the water and closed his eyes peacefully.

……

……

Osamu Dazai was entering the water every day like clocking in. The cold river water soaked half of his body, and the wet clothes weighed heavily on his body. He floated quietly on the water, waiting for anyone to take him He scoops it up, or just sinks down to die.

It's just that today's water entry seems a little different.

There was someone else in the river! !

After bumping into each other, the two rolled twice in the water at the same time. Osamu Dazai, who was about to fall asleep, was choked by the water, jumped a few times in the water, struggled to the shore, and looked at the water surface in shock. to his people.

who is it!Who interrupted his beautiful daily life in the water! !

I saw a little boy wearing a baggy coat floating on the surface of the water. His exposed skin, including his face, was tightly wrapped in bandages. It seemed that after floating in the water for a long time, the bandages were not soaked or wet. I don't know where to buy such good quality.

...Wait, shouldn't the point be why there is a child in the water?

Osamu Dazai leaned against the shore, scratched his wet hair in distress, resigned himself to his fate and went into the water again, pulling the boy out of the water.

"Hey, aren't you dead?" Osamu Dazai stared at the boy who couldn't see his face, and reached out to pat his face.

The boy's head was slapped to one side, and he didn't move. He just lay on the ground as if he was dead, and his breathing was extremely weak.

"Hey, this is really..."

Osamu Dazai touched his pocket. He didn't know where his mobile phone and wallet were washed away by the water, and he couldn't call an ambulance. He looked around, and he probably drifted to a remote place along the river. Even passers-by could see them. Not seeing, let alone asking for help.

"...You won't let me do artificial respiration, will you?"

He looked at the little boy in disgust, and decided to do a cardiopulmonary compression first. Just as he rolled up his sleeves and was about to do it, the boy suddenly choked out a mouthful of water, and then coughed violently, curling up in pain.

"Ahem——" The boy opened his eyes in a blink of an eye, with physical tears bursting out from the choking, looking extremely pitiful.

"Are you awake? Then I'm leaving. I'll go find my parents." Osamu Dazai didn't want to care about it when he saw it. No matter who this boy is, being able to fall into the water with this dress must mean a lot of trouble, and he doesn't want to Ask for trouble.

He patted the mud on his knees and was about to leave.

"Wait..." the boy stretched out his hand, grabbed Osamu Dazai's trousers, and called weakly.

Even though he was a child, but he was so strong, Osamu Dazai was caught off guard and staggered, almost fell on his face. He put on a frightened expression of "don't rely on me": "Hey, let go ! Do I look like someone who can be taken advantage of!"

Coughing, the boy struggled to get up from the ground, still clutching Osamu Dazai's trousers, he took a few breaths, and said intermittently: "I, I just want to touch, no, I want to find you."

Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, then decisively squatted down and opened the boy's hand, and slipped away at an unprecedented speed without even leaving a shadow.

boy:"……"

It's too much, let's just listen to him and finish what he has to say, and bully him because he is not proficient in entering the water so he can't speak clearly!

Jiangdu Xunying almost didn't catch his breath, he stood up from the ground staggeringly, took a breath, and chased after him with his short legs, but his short legs would never catch up with Dazai It's cured, and you can't see the other party's figure in the blink of an eye.

Frustrated, he turned and headed for the Armed Detective Agency.

It doesn't matter if you can't catch up with Osamu Dazai, anyway, you can always meet someone at the Armed Detective Agency, so he won't trust him!

Osamu Dazai ran away quickly, without even turning his head, and ran away with wet clothes. After he didn't know how far he had gone, he slowly slowed down and walked leisurely on the street. He walked towards the Armed Detective Agency with the suspicious eyes of passers-by.

"Today's entry into the water was really bad. Not only did he fail to commit suicide, but he seemed to be entangled by a troublesome child." Osamu Dazai whispered, he glanced at the small shop on the street, and his eyes fixed on the discounted bandages accurately. He suddenly laughed, "Hey, let's buy some bandages and have fun. Speaking of which, I'm still a little curious about where the kid bought the bandages..."

Just when Dazai Osamu was concentrating on picking bandages and shopping around for a long time, Jiangdu Xunying had already arrived at the Armed Detective Agency according to the system map. Looking at the fourth floor, the boy rolled his eyes from exhaustion.

Oh my God, he was so tired, after all he floated along the river to that corner, and he actually walked for nearly an hour!This is too much of a physical challenge for children!

... If I had known earlier, I would have floated back along the river.

But the target is close in sight, and the fourth floor has to be climbed, Jiang Du Xunying patted his chest, climbed the stairs wheezing, and knocked on the door of the detective agency out of breath.

"Here we come! Please wait a moment!" A young voice rang out, and then the door of the detective agency was opened. Jiangdu Xunying raised his head, and met Uemuni Kida Dubu's eyes.

"...kid?" Kunikida knelt down and looked at Jiangdu Xunying in surprise, "Excuse me, are you lost? Where are your parents? What are these bandages on your body?"

Facing Kunikida Doppo's series of questions, Jiangdu Xunying answered obediently: "I'm not lost, I'm looking for someone."

"That's it, you come in first." Kunikida Doppo glanced at Eto Xunying who was soaked all over, and skillfully took out a clean towel and handed it to him, "Do you need my help?"

Jiang Du Xunying took the towel: "Thank you, no need, I can do it myself."

The other members cast their eyes curiously. It was the first time they saw such a young child come to the door. They saw the bandage tightly wrapped around the child, and they all showed surprised expressions.

"Are you injured?" Kunikida Doppo led the child to sit down on the sofa, looked at him worriedly, and asked a question that all the members were concerned about, "There is a doctor in the detective agency, I can help you."

Jiang Du Xunying shook his head: "There is no injury, the bandage is the body, it cannot be removed casually."

Kunikida Doppo: ...Which family taught the children this way? It's not good for the body to be tied up like this.

But this time is not the time to ask someone about their family affairs, Kunikida Doppo slowed down his voice, trying to make himself look more gentle: "Who are you looking for? Can you tell me?"

Jiang Du Xunying thought for a while, if he said directly about the master, they would definitely scare them, but if he said directly about asking Dazai Osamu, he would have nothing to do with the other party.

Speaking of which, his current face is very similar to Osamu Dazai, right?

"I'm looking for my father." Jiang Du Xunying said, the child's soft voice sounded aggrieved and pitiful, "He has been away from home for several years, and my mother told me that he works in Yokohama, so I came here. "

Well, that's right, the system that makes the vest is the mother, and Osamu Dazai who provides the genes (appearance) is the father.

How can there be such irresponsible parents! !Kunikida Doppo just listened to these two simple descriptions, and couldn't help being annoyed. There were not only scumbags who left their wives and children for several years, but also mothers who let their children go out alone! !

He suddenly felt distressed, and asked: "Then do you know your father's name or other characteristics?"

"I know." Jiang Du Xunying shook his legs, "His name is Osamu Dazai."

Kunikida Doppo: "...?"

Members who pricked up their ears to eavesdrop: "?"

"Kunikida-kun, I'm back~" Osamu Dazai happily opened the door with two bags of bandages in his hand. The expected roar from his current partner didn't appear, but instead he received the roar from everyone who looked like a scumbag. same gaze.

Osamu Dazai: "?"

what happened?

The author has something to say:

Dazai Bandage: I like to touch porcelain, cheap and shameless

Osamu Dazai likes to mention a bandaged son

Zai: Can this waterproof and breathable bandage be removed and given to me?