The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"Why are you eating alone! Give me a cup too." The cat-eared girl said.

Mu Xuefeng took out another wine cup, filled it up, and pushed it over.

Le Yuan took a sip, the wine was slightly cool, with a little fragrance of bamboo leaves.By the way, with a wave of his hand, a plate of stewed pig ears and a plate of fennel beans were conjured up.It is said that there are several ways to write the word fennel in fennel beans...

"You guessed it right, that is my former teacher, who was destroyed by me." Mu Xuefeng said.

Whoa, it was big news when it came up.

Without showing any surprised expression, the cat-eared girl nodded and looked at the owner intently, expressing that she was all ears.

Long Aotian, it's the basic practice of destroying the door.

Mu Xuefeng drank a cup by herself and continued: "I was led into the sect by my master when I was wandering outside. It was a small sect called Qixia sect, unlike the Taoist temple where there are many elite disciples, and there is only one disciple in the sect." Elder Ying also retreated for a long time to recuperate his injuries due to his failure to break through the customs. I stepped into the Jindan realm five years after I started, so I can be regarded as a pillar of the school."

Speaking of this, his voice paused slightly, and a sneering smile appeared in his eyes: "That day, when I returned to the sect after I had just formed a golden core, I just passed through the mountain gate, and saw the sky was dark and the situation suddenly changed. I can't remember either. What happened after the Qing Dynasty—the elder Yuanying, who has been retreating all the year round, seems to want to peel off my golden core to heal my wounds, of course I can't sit still and die."

"When I woke up, I saw that the sect was reduced to ruins, and the former masters and fellow sects became corpses buried in the rubble. There are still a few people alive, but they seem to be infected with demonic energy , crazy, I will kill them all." Mu Xuefeng said very calmly.

"Is it like defeating the Immortal Master Yan Dao in Tianyi City? We both exploded with unprecedented strength, but we forgot about the battle afterward." The cat-eared girl said.

Fighting Nascent Soul with Jindan, or caught off guard, the owner must have exploded at that time, right?

"It's possible." Mu Xuefeng poured another cup and finished drinking with his head raised.

"What about me? Where am I in this memory?" Le Yuan also had a drink.The clear wine enters the throat, and the aftertaste is a bit spicy, a bit on the top.

"You, I just picked it up on the side of the road."

"Meow?"

"It's a small bunch lying in the haystack, as if it grew out of the grass. It's not as big as a palm, and I can't even open my eyes. I didn't plan to take care of it..."

"Oh." The cat-eared girl looked at him with dead fish eyes, and threw a fennel bean into her mouth.

"Just as I was about to leave, I suddenly thought that I could send it to the dining hall to catch mice, so I took it with me. Once I entered the sect, a sudden change happened, and the Qixia sect was wiped out. I didn't expect that a kitten of yours was still alive. If you stay on the mountain, you will be happy." Starve to death, and I will take you away."

"I can't tell, you're kind."

Mu Xuefeng sneered without saying a word, and poured another glass of wine.

He was not considered kind, and he seldom showed such compassion—not once, but twice.

The little hair balls in the haystack, if he doesn't pick them up, will be eaten by wild animals soon; the little milk cats in the ruins of the Qixia School, if no one cares about them, will die of thirst and starvation sooner or later.

It's just a weak life. There are tens of thousands of lives dying every moment in the world, so what does it have to do with me?

The footsteps of leaving stopped in hesitation.

He seems to have heard the weak "meow" sound of the little milk cat, and it seems to be a hallucination. The little thing is only a few days old, so it may not be able to meow.

Looking back, it was still a small hair ball with one eye open, and the hair was trembling by the breeze.

Under his gaze, he suddenly moved, slowly crawled a few steps in the haystack, crushed the grass stem, and rolled to the ground with his belly upturned, and now there was no soft grass mat.

How stupid.

Thinking of Mu Xuefeng here, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which was concealed by the wine glass brought to his lips.

Seeing that Mu Xuefeng poured another glass after drinking it, the girl with cat ears knocked on the wine glass, why are you so busy drinking it by yourself, fill it up for me too.

After the owner filled it up, he picked it up, and the two wine glasses collided.Feeling deep, a mouthful of boredom!

Huh, I'm a little dizzy, I'm eating food.This stewed pig ear is quite restored, with a strong stewed fragrance.

"You like staying in Juntian Taoist very much?" Mu Xuefeng asked suddenly.

"Ah, yes, Master Luo treats me very well, everyone is very fun, and the food in the dining hall is also delicious."

"Really." Mu Xuefeng's next topic seemed to jump a bit suddenly, "The Mu family was shattered before I can remember, and I lived at my uncle's house until I was six years old. A Taoist fortune-teller saw him playing on the street. I came to the door and said to my uncle, I am the fate of the lone star of the gods, and I will encounter disasters wherever I stay for a long time."

"Fart!" Le Yuan, who started to feel dizzy, slapped the table angrily.

"I didn't believe it at that time," Mu Xuefeng seemed to be smiling, but his eyes were cold, "Uncle believed it, so I became a vagrant. Until I was brought into the Qixia Sect by Master, sure enough, the Qixia Sect was also in five years. Then destroy the door."

"Uh...that's their bad luck, it's just a coincidence, and it has something to do with you!"

While talking, Mu Xuefeng had another drink, and Le Yuan also had a drink.

Hey, I'm getting drunk, I'll have another bite...

Wait, it's an appetizer conjured up by illusion, it's like eating air, I'm drinking with empty mouth! !

"Whether it's true or not, I will leave the monastery in a few years."

"Since we're leaving, let's... let's go!" Stuttering a bit, the cat-eared girl patted her good brother on the shoulder vigorously, "Let's set up our own family and build... a devil's religion or something, hehe, let's build another hotpot." ——Such a big magic palace, don’t you like the splendor, the floor is paved with gold bricks, and the walls are built with gemstones! Make me a... luxurious cat nest, and put it next to your bed."

As the cat-eared girl spoke, she stretched out her arms and compared her with a "spicy-so big", while laughing happily.

"Owner, I've already thought about your title as the Demon Lord, so I'll call it... Aw, Aotian Demon Lord! How about it?"

Mu Xuefeng was taken aback when he heard the words: "Have you thought about all this?"

"Yes!" Le Yuan beeped loudly, his drunkenness gradually deepened, and his painting style became more unrestrained, "I am destined to be a demon king—a cat! Meow haha! It's okay! What's wrong with Lone Star's fate, let's go together ... wandering!"

"If...you can't eat anymore, you can still perform... I'll serve the bowl! Meow haha! Perform... a boulder in the chest!"

"..."

Mu Xuefeng looked at him with a little more helplessness in his eyes.He didn't pick on the drunk cat any more, and silently poured himself another glass of wine.

The cat-eared girl hurriedly pushed the wine cup over: "Quick! Give Mozun——'s cat full!"

"you're drunk."

"Full!!"

"You're talking nonsense, I can still drink! It's almost full!" the cat-eared girl said, shaking her head violently, "Uh, it seems... really drunk."

Seeing that Mu Xuefeng didn't pour it for him, she snatched the owner's wine glass and drank it dry in one gulp, so hot that tears fell out.

A blush appeared on her fair cheeks, and the orange cat ears twitched.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm really drunk," the cat-eared girl cried and laughed while wiping away physical tears, "I'm a good baby. I never... drank before."

It's true.Le Yuan only drank beer a few times at previous barbecue parties, and never drank hard alcohol.

The wine cup was snatched away, Mu Xuefeng simply took a sip from the celadon pot.His capacity for alcohol is better, but after drinking now, a layer of mist has appeared in his eyes: "Good baby, will you talk about 'ta meow'?"

"hiss……"

The cat-eared girl tilted her head and thought for a long time. He was already a bit fragmented, his mind was not very sharp, and he couldn't think of a rebuttal for a long time, so he could only murmur: "You are right."

"I'm not going to be a good baby anymore, I'm going to be the devil's cat! Man, man, man, for our... great cause, cheers!!"

After getting drunk, Le Yuan's words became more and more nonsense, and he couldn't stop.

"In the future, for our Devil's Cult, the first step in recruiting people is to see if there is...allergies to fur! Some people don't want it!"

"What kind of dog party, saying that dogs are better than cats... and cuter than cats, and there are also rabbit parties and hamster parties, all of them... don't!!"

"Okay, don't bother!" Mu Xuefeng raised the celadon pot and drank from the spout.From a little drunk, he gradually became a little confused.

"I am the Proud Sky Demon Lord, and Yuanyuan is... the Holy Cat of the Demon Sect!"

"Hey hey...Holy cat!"

"All those who join the religion will make offerings to you."

"Okay! Offer... small dried fish! I want the best dried fish!"

"Wait!" The cat-eared girl suddenly moved closer to her owner, closer than before, with big eyes and small eyes, and the bridge of her nose pressed against the bridge of her nose, "Why... have you become two heads?"

Thinking of something, he hissed: "Owner, are you a snake spirit? I heard that snakes have... two heads!"

"No," the girl with cat ears shook her head violently before she finished speaking, "It's not two heads, it's two... Ding Ding, the snake has... two Ding Ding! Hehehe."

"Ding Ding, what is it?" Mu Xuefeng asked.

"Uh... say, can't say it. It's something you have and I don't have."

"You...haven't?" Mu Xuefeng also shook her head, dizzy for a while, "What is that, if you want, I...give it to you."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to this one...give it to me! I actually have it!" The cat-eared girl widened her eyes and glanced at her owner. right?"

Although the words were confused, Mu Xuefeng seemed to understand after being stunned for a long time.A little embarrassed, he picked up the celadon pot and took another sip of wine, his cheeks flushed slightly.

Not to be outdone, Le Yuan snatched the wine jug and took a sip, but now he was completely out of luck, his head drooped, and his forehead thumped against the table.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

The cat-eared girl lay face down on the table, muttering to herself: "Owner, I thought at first that you were so handsome and powerful, but now I think you are just a fool, and you believe everything others say... Sooner or later... you will be deceived by a bad woman! Hiccup... for money and sex!"

"There is a saying...the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people, hehehe, hiccup." Saying this, the cat-eared girl suddenly raised her head from the table, and there was a bright glow in her misty eyes. Emerald green.

"You lied to me... what?"

"Hmph, it hasn't started yet! I want... to cheat you out of your fortune first, so you won't... get scammed away by others!"

"How are you going to lie to me?"

"Nine-nine-eight, as long as the spirit stone is nine-nine-eight! Mao Mao will go home with you!"

"Nine-nine-eight!" Mu Xuefeng took out a large handful of spiritual crystals from the storage ring, sprinkled them on several tables, counted twice and then gave up, "Enough...well, not enough besides."

"You are so good! Huh, huh, daddy of the benefactor!" The few cases that got in the way were put away with a wave of hands, and the cat-eared girl rushed over and hugged her benefactor.

After being drunk, he couldn't control his strength at all, and was caught off guard, Mu Xuefeng was thrown to the ground by him, and the two of them rolled together.

Well, if you drink too much, your heart beats so fast, and so does the owner's heart.Are we rabbits? Why is our heart beating so fast!

The illusion was activated, turning the ground into soft grass, Le Yuan rolled off the owner, and lay side by side with the owner.

The sunlight in the illusory sky hits the eyes directly, a little dazzling, Le Yuan waved his hand again, and it was replaced by a bright white moon in the night sky, accompanied by thousands of stars.

I seem to have said that the owner is my unique good brother, and this heart can be learned from the sun and the moon... The sun has witnessed it, and the moon will not work!

All of a sudden, everything was silent except for the sound of the beating heart.They lay on the grass and looked at the twinkling stars in the sky.

"Junior Brother Mu, Junior Brother Mao."

The next day, Le Yuan was woken up by the news that Zhao Hong, the elder brother of the craftsman, came to the door.

Opening his eyes, the little orange cat found that he had been moved to the bed, and the owner was sitting by the window, lowering his head to wipe the Dragon Sparrow Knife.

Shaking my head, my head still hurts a little, I vaguely remember that after I passed out last night, I didn't fall asleep quickly, and I even dragged the owner to sing a song all night.

"Two tigers, two tigers run fast" and "Let's swing the oars", the owner didn't know how to do it, so he just taught him and forced him to sing along.

Hey.

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