The cat who wears Jackie Chan

Mu Xuefeng put away the knife, stood up, and the little orange cat jumped on his shoulder with a sprint on the bed, and one person and one cat went to answer the door.

"Two junior brothers, the work entrusted to me has been completed." Zhao Hong said at the gate of the courtyard.

He first handed the scabbard to Mu Xuefeng, and then took out a bamboo dragonfly.

Now the bamboo dragonfly is shrouded in a bright yellow light, and a golden dragon can also be seen circling and swimming, and the dragon's mouth swallows flames.

"Meow meow." I like it!

"Junior Cat, give it a try." Zhao Hong said with a smile, "A few days ago, I helped a junior build a flying magic weapon, and I left some spiritual materials, and I used it on your bamboo dragonfly. After I forged it, the speed It’s faster than before. But after all, the material used is economical, it’s only enough to carry your weight, Junior Brother Cat, if it’s too heavy, the escape speed will be much slower.”

"Meow!" With a thought, the Bamboo Dragonfly Evolution Edition automatically landed on the cat's back, and the fan blades spun.

The little orange cat instantly turned into a gust of orange wind, blowing across the courtyard.Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.

So fast!

In the past, the bamboo dragonfly could not keep up with the owner's sword escape technique, but now it feels good.

It doesn't matter if the load is lower. From the point of view of the big black cats, civet cats are about the same size as earth cats.

"Meow meow meow!" Speeding like lightning, big meow motorcycle!

Orange kitten flies meow happily.

"Brother Zhao has a heart." Seeing the little orange cat so happy, Mu Xuefeng said.

"Hahaha, you're welcome, come find me when you have work!" Zhao Hong then left.

Then they went out together and went to the dining hall to have breakfast.

The little orange cat didn't squat on the owner's shoulder, but flew over with the bamboo dragonfly it just got.

Even in the daytime, it looks like a big golden light bulb, which really attracts a lot of attention.

"Why did you become a woman in the illusion?" Mu Xuefeng asked suddenly on the way, with some doubts.

ah?I just changed it casually, why are you still thinking about it until now!

"I, I'm just happy to be like that, what's the matter?" The little orange cat replied with a magic sound horn.

"You still like this?" The owner seemed even more surprised, although he didn't say much.

Wait, it seems that some kind of irreparable wrong impression has been created in the mind of the owner.Could it be that one day the owner came back from the house and suddenly brought me a women's dress... Hiss.

Shaking his head to put this terrifying scene behind him, he heard Mu Xuefeng ask again: "Why do you have to be a Demon Lord?" Judging from his tone, he was really puzzled.

Owner, you have not only misunderstood me, but you have also misunderstood yourself a lot!

With your character, do you think you are a material for being a fairy? According to the urine of the end point, you are the future demon who didn't run away.

Even though he complained wildly in his heart, Le Yuan still said on his mouth: "Whether it is a fairy or a demon, of course I will follow you!"

"Okay." Mu Xuefeng nodded, "Regardless of the Immortal Sect and Demon Sect, you are the holy cat of this Sect."

"Meow." Owner, you still remember your drunken speech.

After breakfast, they came to the sapphire lotus platform on the giant sycamore tree.I missed two more sessions of the mental method class, and I am here to make up the class today.

After meditating on the futon, the little orange cat fell into that white space again, the world of spiritual consciousness of the sycamore tree spirit.

"Meow." The little orange cat greeted.

"You're here again." The man in white clothes closed his eyes and said.

"Hey, does that mean I'm still a cat with a pure heart? Did you bother Senior?"

"It's all right. Last time you came, you asked me if it was good for me to come here."

"Meow."

"Since there is fate, let me tell you a piece of news."

"Meow!" The little orange cat became excited.

"500 years ago, a Taoist disciple hung a blessing wooden sign on my branch. In the wooden sign, there was a piece of luck she left for future generations. It has not been discovered so far. Maybe you are the one who is destined. In Above the lotus platform, the second oblique branch from the left is tied with a goose-yellow silk ribbon, go."

"Meow!" The little orange cat had just finished being excited, and then thought of something, "Senior, it must not be some kind of chance of 'find this card, I will marry him'!"

"No, this disciple has long been interested in someone. And more than 200 years ago, she fell in the thunder disaster."

"Meow." The little orange cat couldn't help feeling a little depressed when he heard that.

The path of cultivation is full of ups and downs.

Then cheered up again: "Meow, thank you for your guidance!"

When Le Yuan withdrew from the realm of spiritual consciousness, he saw the man in white wave his sleeves, and a green light shot into his body.

Meow, what is that?The body doesn't feel anything.

The little orange cat who had just woken up secretly opened its cat's eyes a little, and saw that the owner was meditating, and Master Shen, who was in the mental method class, seemed to be looking over here, so he quickly closed his eyes again and practiced meditation.

After class in the evening, Le Yuan stopped the owner who was going to the dining hall, and took a moment to explain to him.

"You have entered the spiritual realm of the sycamore tree spirit?" Mu Xuefeng was surprised.

"Meow meow!"

Together, they found the blessing wooden sign left by the senior sister. It has been 500 years, but the goose-yellow silk sash tied with the wooden sign has not faded.

Turn over the back of the wooden sign, and there is a sentence engraved on it: "For those who are destined, I buried a treasure in the Taoist temple. You can use this sign to sense the direction."

They didn't go digging for treasure right away. One person and one cat ate dinner first, went back to the house to practice until late at night, and then went out quietly.

Inject spiritual power into the wooden sign, and the body of the sign will light up with a faint light, and the light will flow in a certain direction.

Following the guidance, they flew all the way to the dining hall.This is a piece of green grass, and a few free-ranging lambs are sleeping next to it.

Not finding any digging tools, Mu Xuefeng summoned the Dragon Sparrow Knife, wrapped the blade with the bright sword aura and started digging, while the little orange cat watched from the side.

I deliberately waited until midnight to go out, also to avoid crowds.

Mu Xuefeng was extremely efficient. After a while, he dug up a... Rafflesia flower?

The large, speckled rose petals spread out in all directions, big enough for a little orange cat to bounce on a trampoline.

A woman's phantom flashed on the stamen, she shook her head and smiled, "Oh, I never thought that the Xingluo Xiaojie, which I studied in my lifetime, would take so long to see the sun again..." The words disappeared.

Meow?Before the little orange cat could understand what was going on, she smelled a strange fragrance emanating from the Rafflesia flower.

It is said that the genuine Rafflesia flower emits a stench that attracts flies, but this is not the case. Instead, it is very fragrant, so fragrant that people want to smell it more.The crimson fragrance mist also spread quickly with the wind.

What kind of rare spirit grass is this? How many spirit stones can it sell?The little orange cat was still thinking, but his eyes went dark.

When I woke up, there was a strange world in front of me.Up, down, left, and right are the colorful night sky with twinkling stars, but in the center of the world, there is a huge Rafflesia flower blooming.

Meow?Le Yuan saw Mu Xuefeng as soon as he opened his eyes.For some reason, his figure was a little illusory, with his blue name "Mu Xuefeng" on his head, and blue lightning kept falling from the sky above his head.

Owner, are you going to cross the catastrophe? !

Le Yuan was startled, and then found that although the thunderbolts were powerful, they seemed to hit the air when they struck.

...that is, a special effect.

Mu Xuefeng was looking at the top of her head.The little orange cat also raised its head vigorously, and saw the word "cat" floating above its head, neatly written in green, and further up, there was a little golden sun.

What the hell is this?

The little orange cat looked around again.There are no temples in the Taoist monastery, nor undulating mountain peaks. There are only silhouettes of people, all of which are a little illusory.

The number of people that can be seen as far as the eye can see is gradually increasing.Everyone has their own name on it, the fonts are blue, green and purple, and there is a small pattern that looks like a head floating above.

Wherever the figure goes, the name and pattern above the head follow.

The little orange cat's eyes widened and he recognized it. The two senior brothers who rushed to the Penglai Fairy Association together had a clear sword on their heads; a bright hibiscus flower bloomed in the sky above Senior Sister Ji; Li Xuan, the senior, is holding a salted fish; He Zijin, the annoying ghost, is holding a dog wagging its head and tail.

The place was empty, and there was no way to explore it. Everyone unknowingly rushed towards the Rafflesia flower in the center, gathered together, and started talking.

"What is this place?"

"I am clearly practicing in the house..."

"It's as if the collective fell into a certain dream."

"Hiss, which daring devil dares to cause trouble in the Daoist Academy?!"

"Be safe and don't be impatient, the masters will definitely save me and wait to get out... Hey, Master Luo, who is best at illusion, is not in the monastery now, so I'm afraid it's a bit difficult."

The little orange cat and Mu Xuefeng mixed in the crowd were silent and did not speak.

How could things become like this, we didn't make them either.

Everyone discussed for a while, and tried to use various tricks on that strange Rafflesia flower, but all failed.The Rafflesia flower is like a phantom that does not exist. Fingers penetrate it when touched, and all kinds of spells that strike also pass through it and dissipate in the distance.

Another person chatted: "What does the thing on our head mean?"

"Are you obsessed with it?"

"Brother Zhou and Brother Meng are sword cultivators, and the ones on their heads are indeed flying swords."

"Is Mu Xuefeng's obsession with crossing the thunder tribulation? He hasn't reached the Golden Core Stage Dzogchen yet!" Someone whispered.

"No, how can someone's obsession be a salted fish?"

That is to say.The little orange cat couldn't help but cast a glance at Li Xuan, this guy doesn't like to eat salted fish that much.

If you want to say who is more likely to have a salted fish on your head...it should be me!

Hearing others talking about him, Li Xuan was still grinning.He crossed the crowd, took a few steps towards one person and one cat, and said with a smile, "Junior Cat, did you write that 'lychee smoothie is delicious' on the banner of the Yayi Conference?"

"Meow?" The little orange cat shook its head.

It's not me, I just left a cat's paw print - why would you guess it was me!

"Huh, isn't it? I bet Master Wu that it was you." Li Xuan said, "I saw with my own eyes that you let go of a female disciple for a bite of lychee smoothie in the autumn test."

"Meow meow." That can only show that I am greedy, cats like to eat everything, and my favorite is dried fish——wait a minute, you are not my classmate, why did you see it with your own eyes?

"You weren't in the Xiaohan Mountain Secret Realm at the time?" Mu Xuefeng couldn't help but said.

In the secret realm, there are only the disciples who participated in the autumn test, and a man in black from Tianyi City who was knocked out by them.

"Hahaha, but I really saw it." Li Xuan blinked at them and left without further explanation.

The other disciples seemed to have discussed the result of this interruption.First of all, the color of the name represents the state, there is no dispute about this; the pattern on the head is not like the obsession in my heart, but rather the view of myself in the eyes of others.

Jianxiu, other people's impression of him is "sword"; Senior Sister Ji is exquisite, with "Jieyu flower" on her head; as for Li Xuan, he is a recognized "salted fish", the kind who doesn't even bother to move...

Tsk, the little orange cat glanced at the top of the owner's head.The bursts of thunder were still falling, and green smoke curled up.Paired with his calm and composed expression, there was a sense of joy.

Does this mean... pretending to be struck by lightning? ?

Owner, how hated are you!

The author has something to say:

So Erha and the like should be thrown more in places like Tianyi City, and accidents will happen within two days after being left at home.