The cat who wears Jackie Chan
Chapter 60
"Maomao seems to be shy." Senior Sister Shen said.
Seeing the momentum of the little orange cat showing that I live and die with innocence, Mu Xuefeng did not continue to force Minmao, and loosened the grip on the cat.
Seeing that he didn't have time to look at it, but his finger rubbed against something when the cat was struggling, Mu Xuefeng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's still a male cat."
?Why do you think I will suddenly change gender!The little orange cat glared angrily.
#Query the owner's IQ
"It's a male cat?" It was Senior Sister Shen's turn to be surprised, "Then I admit my mistake."
"Can you sell this painting to me?" Mu Xuefeng asked her.
Shen Yuyin's painting for the competition is a little orange cat with the Chinese character Wang on its forehead. It is simple but unspeakably cute.
"Let me pet it—" Shen Yuyin looked at the cat with a smile.
Then you are looking for the wrong person. Several people have asked this question, but the owner has never let go.The little orange cat who returned to the owner's shoulder said in his heart.
Just as I thought about it, I saw the owner glance at the cat, showing some hesitation.
Meow?
Real cats don’t smell like paper cats, do they? ?
"Forget it," Shen Yuyin said, "Since the painting is also your cat, Junior Brother Mu, I'll give it to you when the ranking comes out."
"Thank you."
As soon as the two sides finished chatting, a group of disciples rushed up Wuyang Wuyang.
"Senior Sister Shen!! I also want a painting of raccoon slaves to hang on the bedroom wall. Is one thousand spirit stones enough?"
"I want it too, I want it too!"
"Senior sister, I want to buy a big white lion cat!"
There was also a male disciple holding a Dangkang beast that looked like a pink and white pig, squeezed in and said, "Senior Sister Shen, please draw a picture of my little flower, and I will give you [-]!"
Surrounded by groups, the scene was lively.Shen Yuyin, who was so poor that he ran out of money to buy rare paints, opened up a new way of making money.
On the other side of the venue, the owner asked the little orange cat, "What did you do to make her mistakenly think it was a female cat?"
"Meow meow?" The little orange cat stared at the emerald green round eyes, and tilted its head to play dumb.
When she became a beautiful girl, Le Yuan didn't think much about it at all, she just thought it was more approachable and more convenient to deceive people.
In the world of comprehension, this kind of concept seems to be a little ahead.
"Be honest." The owner was not fooled.
"Meow..."
Feeling that the owner was determined not to give up until the goal was achieved, the little orange cat meowed weakly twice, and then replied with the help of the magic sound horn: "I became a girl in the illusion, and I treated her to snacks."
"Let me also enter the illusion." Mu Xuefeng said immediately.
"Meow!" The little orange cat shook its head like a rattle, it's over!
"She can see, why can't I?"
We know each other well, so I'm sorry...
"Junior Brother Mu, Junior Brother Mao." Fortunately, at this time, someone came to rescue the little orange cat. It was Senior Sister Ji who had gone to the Penglai Fairy Association together. "I have some urgent work, do you want to do it?"
"What job?" Mu Xuefeng asked.
"I will give out prizes to the disciples who won the top three later. Junior sister Mei, who was supposed to accept this job, was in a hurry and was called away by her master. I am looking for someone to replace her. Oh, the reward is five hundred spirit stones."
"Okay" "Meow"
One person and one cat agreed without even thinking about it.
Although five hundred spirit stones are not many, but just standing there and handing out prizes, is there anything easier than this?
In the Yayi Conference, several competitions have come to an end.
Except for the chess group which decides the winner on the spot, the three piano, calligraphy and painting groups were all judged by the teachers, and the first, second and third places were selected in the deliberations.
The disciples scattered all over the venue gathered in front of the three giant swords in the center of the square, where a stage for the awards ceremony was temporarily set up.
"Isn't that Mu Xuefeng?"
"Whoever made the suggestion, let him come..."
"Hahaha, if I knew it was him who gave out the prize, I would have entered the competition!"
Mu Xuefeng's face was expressionless, and the hands that held the knife on weekdays held the sandalwood plate steadily. The plate was covered with red silk, and the prizes were placed, some spiritual weapons and elixir.
The little orange cat floated beside him, and every time someone came up, it would pick up the prize with its two front paws, fly forward a few steps, and solemnly present it to the winner.
Maomao is already in the pulse condensing stage, and can fly by itself, but it is not as convenient and labor-saving as the bamboo dragonfly.
The two of them work part-time for one salary, Le Yuan thought to himself, the five hundred spirit stones in the Taoist monastery are worth the money.
The first place in the calligraphy group was Lin Fangshu. Le Yuan saw that she was participating in the competition, but he didn't expect to be so good.Another classmate who looked a little familiar won the third place in the piano group.
As for Senior Sister Shen's painting, although it was loved by everyone, it did not win the ranking in the end.The title of the painting is a tiger, and she drew a cat, which is a bit off topic.However, there are many door-to-door painting appointments, which can be regarded as a windfall.
The piano, chess, calligraphy and painting conference ended in the evening, and one person and one cat returned to Banlianju.
Hanging Senior Sister Shen's painting on the wall in the bedroom, Mu Xuefeng looked at it for a while, then glanced at the little orange cat.
"Let me enter the illusion."
He hasn't forgotten yet!
"Meow."
"Let me in."
"Meow."
"Will you let me in?"
"Meow."
……
Seeing the owner who took out the Dragon Sparrow Knife from the storage ring after this unnutritious answer, and began to wipe the blade with downcast eyes, the little orange cat raised its head, looked at his face, and circled around his feet go.
The owner's face sinks like water...
I feel like he is angry!
Could it be that she is jealous again?
Soundless silence flowed in the room, only the soft sound of wiping the knife remained.The owner's depression seems to have infected him, the little orange cat's tail hangs down, and the emerald green cat's eyes also become dim.
Le Yuan's heart softened.
Compared with the unhappiness of my good brother, my morals don't seem to be that important?There is a saying that women's clothing is only once and a million times, sooner or later, it's not a big deal... right.
"Meow!" Mystery, chemical hell!
In the blink of an eye, an illusion has fallen, covering Mu Xuefeng.
"Old Mu, come here, come here."
Without letting the owner walk around the house twice, Le Yuan called him outside.
When Mu Xuefeng heard the sound and went out, she seemed to be taken aback when she saw the girl with cat ears rising slowly from the pond.
"Owner, would you like to try the glass of watermelon juice on the left, or the glass of Coke on the right?" Although he has been reduced from a river god to a cat maid in a tea restaurant, he still has to have a sense of ritual, and he still has to read the fixed lines.
"Right." Mu Xuefeng didn't think about it.
Having drank Coke in the illusion of Liulidongtian, the owner obviously still remembers this dark reddish-brown drink.
"Meow."
With a wave of the cat-eared girl, she changed the table for the owner and asked him to sit down, and the glass jar on the right flew onto the table.
Mu Xuefeng picked it up, took a sip, and choked.
From the drink that looked like cola, there was a pungent smell of acetic acid.
Extremely restored by illusion, fragrant, sour, mellow, thick, Zhenjiang vinegar.
"Hey." The cat-eared girl had already floated across to Mu Xuefeng, and patted him on the back comfortingly, "Aren't you just drinking vinegar with your current state of mind?"
Seeing Mu Xuefeng glaring at him, the cat-eared girl hurriedly said: "Okay, I won't tease you, this time it's true."
With a thought, Coke in a paper cup was placed in front of the owner, and a plate of golden fried chicken was also set up.
"Old Mu," the beautiful girl with cat ears also sat down opposite, picked up another paper cup of Coke, "you have to believe me, we are good brothers, you are the only one with me! Nothing' She can see, you can't, I'm just embarrassed..."
Le Yuan simply explained everything clearly.
"Really?" Mu Xuefeng sniffed it this time, then took a sip of Coke, and said noncommittally.
"Of course! This heart can learn from the sun and the moon! Uh..." Looking up at the false sky in the illusion, the cat-eared girl waved her hand, and a sun appeared, "Let me talk about other things too. The transformed human body is the appearance of my previous life."
The topic suddenly became serious.
Still in the Liuli Cave, Le Yuan thought about explaining, but couldn't find a reason to say it, so let's take this opportunity to finish it.
Mu Xuefeng was startled, and looked at him with a little concentration in his eyes.
"I was not in the demon world in my previous life, but a place far, far away from here. That's where the thing you drink came from." The cat-eared girl smiled, "I died of illness, and I was reincarnated after death. Became a cat in this world. I don’t know why, but I still remember clearly everything from my previous life..."
"A kitten that was abandoned in the rubble just opened its eyes, and the first person it saw was you. I never had an old owner, you understand?"
Le Yuan took a sip of Coca-Cola, and continued to say: "Not only is there no shadow of the old master, but my parents, relatives, friends, classmates and friends are all from the previous life. They are far away from me, and they may be far away from me. It's much farther away. Owner, now it's just you and me, and we are dependent on each other. All the other people in this world may be friendly to me, and I like them, but in my heart, they are outsiders after all. "
Just you and me.
Le Yuan could feel that Mu Xuefeng thought so.
The owner is a bit indifferent by nature, he doesn't like to meddle in other people's business, and he doesn't give extra kindness. He divides the world into two parts: his own people and outsiders.
Everything about outsiders has nothing to do with him; as for "our own people", there was only the owner himself in the past, and a cat was added later.
Maybe it was just because I was an ignorant little milk cat that I was able to break through this boundary and break into the owner's world.
"Will you go back?" Mu Xuefeng asked suddenly.
"Can't I go back?" The cat-eared girl thought for a while and said, "Maybe I'll be able to go back when I get to the top, so I'll ask you to visit my hometown together!"
"...Okay." Mu Xuefeng also took a sip of Coke.
The cat-eared girl put her face close to him, met his eyes, smelled his breath, grinned and said: "Hey, good brother, I've finished what I should say, can you explain it too? I have a little more about your past." I don't even know."
"My past is not a nice story."
"If you find it difficult, start talking about it when you first picked me up! At that time, I didn't remember anything. Where was the pile of rubble I was staying in? Why did you appear there? Did you get killed by others!"
After a moment of silence, Mu Xuefeng put down the coke cup, took out a celadon pot and a wine cup from the storage ring, and poured himself a glass of wine.
"Since you want to hear it, fine."
Seeing the momentum of the little orange cat showing that I live and die with innocence, Mu Xuefeng did not continue to force Minmao, and loosened the grip on the cat.
Seeing that he didn't have time to look at it, but his finger rubbed against something when the cat was struggling, Mu Xuefeng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's still a male cat."
?Why do you think I will suddenly change gender!The little orange cat glared angrily.
#Query the owner's IQ
"It's a male cat?" It was Senior Sister Shen's turn to be surprised, "Then I admit my mistake."
"Can you sell this painting to me?" Mu Xuefeng asked her.
Shen Yuyin's painting for the competition is a little orange cat with the Chinese character Wang on its forehead. It is simple but unspeakably cute.
"Let me pet it—" Shen Yuyin looked at the cat with a smile.
Then you are looking for the wrong person. Several people have asked this question, but the owner has never let go.The little orange cat who returned to the owner's shoulder said in his heart.
Just as I thought about it, I saw the owner glance at the cat, showing some hesitation.
Meow?
Real cats don’t smell like paper cats, do they? ?
"Forget it," Shen Yuyin said, "Since the painting is also your cat, Junior Brother Mu, I'll give it to you when the ranking comes out."
"Thank you."
As soon as the two sides finished chatting, a group of disciples rushed up Wuyang Wuyang.
"Senior Sister Shen!! I also want a painting of raccoon slaves to hang on the bedroom wall. Is one thousand spirit stones enough?"
"I want it too, I want it too!"
"Senior sister, I want to buy a big white lion cat!"
There was also a male disciple holding a Dangkang beast that looked like a pink and white pig, squeezed in and said, "Senior Sister Shen, please draw a picture of my little flower, and I will give you [-]!"
Surrounded by groups, the scene was lively.Shen Yuyin, who was so poor that he ran out of money to buy rare paints, opened up a new way of making money.
On the other side of the venue, the owner asked the little orange cat, "What did you do to make her mistakenly think it was a female cat?"
"Meow meow?" The little orange cat stared at the emerald green round eyes, and tilted its head to play dumb.
When she became a beautiful girl, Le Yuan didn't think much about it at all, she just thought it was more approachable and more convenient to deceive people.
In the world of comprehension, this kind of concept seems to be a little ahead.
"Be honest." The owner was not fooled.
"Meow..."
Feeling that the owner was determined not to give up until the goal was achieved, the little orange cat meowed weakly twice, and then replied with the help of the magic sound horn: "I became a girl in the illusion, and I treated her to snacks."
"Let me also enter the illusion." Mu Xuefeng said immediately.
"Meow!" The little orange cat shook its head like a rattle, it's over!
"She can see, why can't I?"
We know each other well, so I'm sorry...
"Junior Brother Mu, Junior Brother Mao." Fortunately, at this time, someone came to rescue the little orange cat. It was Senior Sister Ji who had gone to the Penglai Fairy Association together. "I have some urgent work, do you want to do it?"
"What job?" Mu Xuefeng asked.
"I will give out prizes to the disciples who won the top three later. Junior sister Mei, who was supposed to accept this job, was in a hurry and was called away by her master. I am looking for someone to replace her. Oh, the reward is five hundred spirit stones."
"Okay" "Meow"
One person and one cat agreed without even thinking about it.
Although five hundred spirit stones are not many, but just standing there and handing out prizes, is there anything easier than this?
In the Yayi Conference, several competitions have come to an end.
Except for the chess group which decides the winner on the spot, the three piano, calligraphy and painting groups were all judged by the teachers, and the first, second and third places were selected in the deliberations.
The disciples scattered all over the venue gathered in front of the three giant swords in the center of the square, where a stage for the awards ceremony was temporarily set up.
"Isn't that Mu Xuefeng?"
"Whoever made the suggestion, let him come..."
"Hahaha, if I knew it was him who gave out the prize, I would have entered the competition!"
Mu Xuefeng's face was expressionless, and the hands that held the knife on weekdays held the sandalwood plate steadily. The plate was covered with red silk, and the prizes were placed, some spiritual weapons and elixir.
The little orange cat floated beside him, and every time someone came up, it would pick up the prize with its two front paws, fly forward a few steps, and solemnly present it to the winner.
Maomao is already in the pulse condensing stage, and can fly by itself, but it is not as convenient and labor-saving as the bamboo dragonfly.
The two of them work part-time for one salary, Le Yuan thought to himself, the five hundred spirit stones in the Taoist monastery are worth the money.
The first place in the calligraphy group was Lin Fangshu. Le Yuan saw that she was participating in the competition, but he didn't expect to be so good.Another classmate who looked a little familiar won the third place in the piano group.
As for Senior Sister Shen's painting, although it was loved by everyone, it did not win the ranking in the end.The title of the painting is a tiger, and she drew a cat, which is a bit off topic.However, there are many door-to-door painting appointments, which can be regarded as a windfall.
The piano, chess, calligraphy and painting conference ended in the evening, and one person and one cat returned to Banlianju.
Hanging Senior Sister Shen's painting on the wall in the bedroom, Mu Xuefeng looked at it for a while, then glanced at the little orange cat.
"Let me enter the illusion."
He hasn't forgotten yet!
"Meow."
"Let me in."
"Meow."
"Will you let me in?"
"Meow."
……
Seeing the owner who took out the Dragon Sparrow Knife from the storage ring after this unnutritious answer, and began to wipe the blade with downcast eyes, the little orange cat raised its head, looked at his face, and circled around his feet go.
The owner's face sinks like water...
I feel like he is angry!
Could it be that she is jealous again?
Soundless silence flowed in the room, only the soft sound of wiping the knife remained.The owner's depression seems to have infected him, the little orange cat's tail hangs down, and the emerald green cat's eyes also become dim.
Le Yuan's heart softened.
Compared with the unhappiness of my good brother, my morals don't seem to be that important?There is a saying that women's clothing is only once and a million times, sooner or later, it's not a big deal... right.
"Meow!" Mystery, chemical hell!
In the blink of an eye, an illusion has fallen, covering Mu Xuefeng.
"Old Mu, come here, come here."
Without letting the owner walk around the house twice, Le Yuan called him outside.
When Mu Xuefeng heard the sound and went out, she seemed to be taken aback when she saw the girl with cat ears rising slowly from the pond.
"Owner, would you like to try the glass of watermelon juice on the left, or the glass of Coke on the right?" Although he has been reduced from a river god to a cat maid in a tea restaurant, he still has to have a sense of ritual, and he still has to read the fixed lines.
"Right." Mu Xuefeng didn't think about it.
Having drank Coke in the illusion of Liulidongtian, the owner obviously still remembers this dark reddish-brown drink.
"Meow."
With a wave of the cat-eared girl, she changed the table for the owner and asked him to sit down, and the glass jar on the right flew onto the table.
Mu Xuefeng picked it up, took a sip, and choked.
From the drink that looked like cola, there was a pungent smell of acetic acid.
Extremely restored by illusion, fragrant, sour, mellow, thick, Zhenjiang vinegar.
"Hey." The cat-eared girl had already floated across to Mu Xuefeng, and patted him on the back comfortingly, "Aren't you just drinking vinegar with your current state of mind?"
Seeing Mu Xuefeng glaring at him, the cat-eared girl hurriedly said: "Okay, I won't tease you, this time it's true."
With a thought, Coke in a paper cup was placed in front of the owner, and a plate of golden fried chicken was also set up.
"Old Mu," the beautiful girl with cat ears also sat down opposite, picked up another paper cup of Coke, "you have to believe me, we are good brothers, you are the only one with me! Nothing' She can see, you can't, I'm just embarrassed..."
Le Yuan simply explained everything clearly.
"Really?" Mu Xuefeng sniffed it this time, then took a sip of Coke, and said noncommittally.
"Of course! This heart can learn from the sun and the moon! Uh..." Looking up at the false sky in the illusion, the cat-eared girl waved her hand, and a sun appeared, "Let me talk about other things too. The transformed human body is the appearance of my previous life."
The topic suddenly became serious.
Still in the Liuli Cave, Le Yuan thought about explaining, but couldn't find a reason to say it, so let's take this opportunity to finish it.
Mu Xuefeng was startled, and looked at him with a little concentration in his eyes.
"I was not in the demon world in my previous life, but a place far, far away from here. That's where the thing you drink came from." The cat-eared girl smiled, "I died of illness, and I was reincarnated after death. Became a cat in this world. I don’t know why, but I still remember clearly everything from my previous life..."
"A kitten that was abandoned in the rubble just opened its eyes, and the first person it saw was you. I never had an old owner, you understand?"
Le Yuan took a sip of Coca-Cola, and continued to say: "Not only is there no shadow of the old master, but my parents, relatives, friends, classmates and friends are all from the previous life. They are far away from me, and they may be far away from me. It's much farther away. Owner, now it's just you and me, and we are dependent on each other. All the other people in this world may be friendly to me, and I like them, but in my heart, they are outsiders after all. "
Just you and me.
Le Yuan could feel that Mu Xuefeng thought so.
The owner is a bit indifferent by nature, he doesn't like to meddle in other people's business, and he doesn't give extra kindness. He divides the world into two parts: his own people and outsiders.
Everything about outsiders has nothing to do with him; as for "our own people", there was only the owner himself in the past, and a cat was added later.
Maybe it was just because I was an ignorant little milk cat that I was able to break through this boundary and break into the owner's world.
"Will you go back?" Mu Xuefeng asked suddenly.
"Can't I go back?" The cat-eared girl thought for a while and said, "Maybe I'll be able to go back when I get to the top, so I'll ask you to visit my hometown together!"
"...Okay." Mu Xuefeng also took a sip of Coke.
The cat-eared girl put her face close to him, met his eyes, smelled his breath, grinned and said: "Hey, good brother, I've finished what I should say, can you explain it too? I have a little more about your past." I don't even know."
"My past is not a nice story."
"If you find it difficult, start talking about it when you first picked me up! At that time, I didn't remember anything. Where was the pile of rubble I was staying in? Why did you appear there? Did you get killed by others!"
After a moment of silence, Mu Xuefeng put down the coke cup, took out a celadon pot and a wine cup from the storage ring, and poured himself a glass of wine.
"Since you want to hear it, fine."
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