The cat who wears Jackie Chan

Putting away the spirit crystals that had fallen all over the ground, the little orange cat followed the owner to the yard.

A boy in Tsing Yi, the size of a bean, was hiding behind a willow tree by the pond, poking his head.He wanted to run up to greet them, but was startled by the black dragon behind them.

The black flood dragon has changed back to its original form. When this guy shuts his mouth and doesn't howl, he is quite powerful.

"Meow? Are you a little black turtle?" the little orange cat asked tentatively.

Seeing the little boy in Tsing Yi nodding his head timidly, Le Yuan felt relieved and gave him the fried crispy fish that he just took back.

"Thank you cat!" Xiaodouding said in a childish voice.

"Guigui, have you chosen a name yet?"

The little boy nodded: "I was thinking about the name after my transformation in the pond, and I've been thinking about it for 100 years!"

It can take 100 years to think of a name!The little orange cat's ears stand up, what kind of a good name is that!

"I'm a turtle, so my surname is Gui; I like to eat small fish and shrimp, so I'm called Gui Xiaoxia!" Xiao Douding said his peerless name.

The corner of the little orange cat's mouth twitched.

Alright, the owner is a named waste, and you are named waste number two.

While speaking, there was a splash, and the black dragon jumped into the pond full of lotus leaves.The huge body instantly filled the pool to the brim, and the water overflowed to the shore.

Gui Xiaoxia looked at the occupied pond, flattened his mouth, showing grievance.

"Xiao Xia, you have already transformed, do you want to move into the third floor?" Le Yuan asked again.

Ban Lianju is a dormitory shared by two people. The main house has three floors. Except for the living room on the ground floor, there was originally a floor for cats and a floor for owners.But the cat and the owner have always lived together, so the third floor was vacant.

"I, I still like to stay in the water." Gui Xiaoxia said softly, while glancing at the black dragon in the pond that was twisting around and turning around.

"Xiao Hei." Mu Xuefeng said suddenly.

"Aww?" Hei Jiao probed from the water.

"You can't live here, and you can eat quite a lot. Go to Yushou Peak and stay there."

"Oh, yes, my lord."

Without even sitting down to take a breather, one person and one cat flew to Yushoufeng with the black flood dragon.There is a big place over there, and there are also lakes dedicated to raising aquatic spirit beasts.

After finding Senior Sister Yu who was in charge on Beast Control Peak, Mu Xuefeng said, "I want to foster this black dragon here, how much will it cost?"

Squatting next to the baby-faced senior sister Yu, the center of the head was tightly wrapped with a white cloth.As soon as he saw Mu Xuefeng, tears filled his golden eyes, and his body began to tremble uncontrollably.

The little orange cat glanced at it, yo, isn't this the big brother who rewarded me with a unicorn!Have your horns grown yet?

"The blood is pure, and it's a good head." Sister Yu smiled and said without caring about her own disappointment, "Junior Brother Mu, you are being polite. If you don't specify to feed the spiritual grass, you will just open your mouth, and you won't spend much energy." Stone. Let it stay, as long as you want."

"Okay, I'll be bothering you then."

Sitting on the owner's shoulder and flying away from Beast Control Peak, the little orange cat heard a long "嗤——" Looking back, a dark shadow was faintly visible, running around wildly.

After eating and practicing in the Taoist monastery, in a flash, it was the day when the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting conference was held.

The venue is located in Bagua Square.Before the official start, the table by the side of the court was filled with various pastries and fruit platters.One person and one cat each took a piece of snacks and ate them as they walked.

Le Yuan recalled the contents of the introduction manual.

Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting are not only elegant skills, but also contain the most profound Taoism.Master Xian Qinghe of our sect is good at magic sounds, and master Qiu Zhaoyu is good at healing injuries and dispelling demons with the sound of the piano. If you win the piano competition, you can worship under the two of them; I learned a supernatural power from calligraphy, and left the secret books to be collected in the Buddhist scriptures hall; in the Baoguang Pavilion, there is a picture scroll painted by the ancient Da Nenghua brocade, and a set of "ghost chess master" Kuai Anhan handed down The world's chess tools, from which one can comprehend a Taoism of the universe and a magic technique of time and light.Win the top three in the competition, you can borrow to watch.

Don't ask why I remember it so clearly, one afternoon when I had nothing to do, Le Yuan read all the paper with writing around him.The damn memory during the pulse condensing period!Hey, just have a photographic memory!

So this elegant art conference is actually a chance... For the little orange cat and its owner, it is of no use.

Le Yuan suspects that the owner would rather go out to practice swords if he hadn't come with him.

"Junior Cat!" The employer, Situ Han, had already arrived, and greeted the little orange cat warmly.

He led one person and one cat to the venue where the painting competition will be held later.

More than a dozen tables were covered with snow-white rice paper in two neat rows.An elegant and graceful woman was sitting in front of the desk, arranging pens, inkstones and paints.

"That's Senior Sister Shen Yuyin who has won the first place many times." Situ Han pointed to the little orange cat and whispered with some respect.

"Meow." The little orange cat nodded, expressing understanding.

"Brother?" A bright voice sounded.

"Junior Sister Fu!" Situ Han looked over and started to stammer, "Junior Sister, just watch, I will get the first place!"

"Okay, I'm waiting for good news from Senior Brother." Junior Sister Fu smiled.

Before the confession was successful, the two had already started spreading dog food, and Mu Xuefeng walked aside silently with the little orange cat.

After waiting for a while, the four piano, chess, calligraphy and painting competitions will start at the same time.

The little orange cat also quietly activated the illusion.

Mystery and Chemical Hell!

All he felt was a flash in front of his eyes, and the elegant woman Shen Yuyin was already in a small room.Except for the mysterious picture hanging on the wall, this place is a bit like an examination room for the classics assessment.

She was quite calm, turned around, and heard someone calling outside: "Senior Sister Shen, here, come here."

Walking out the door, the sun is shining brightly, and there is a sparkling pond in front of you.A beautiful girl with a pair of orange cat ears rose slowly from the pool, holding a transparent jar in each of her left and right hands.

"Senior Sister Shen, would you like to try the glass of iced orange juice on the left, or the glass of watermelon juice on the right?" the cat-eared girl smiled.

"Watermelon juice." Shen Yuyin said.

Before the words were finished, the glass jar on the right flew to the front, Shen Yuyin took it in his hand, and took a sip of the bright red juice: "It's cold and sweet, not bad."

On the huge gossip square, the four competitions have attracted many people to watch.

One person and one cat are wandering aimlessly.

The little orange cat is distracted, half of his mind is used to maintain the illusion, and the other half is to look around the outside world.

Unknowingly, I walked to the venue of the calligraphy competition, and there was a huge banner hanging in front of it.The ink was dripping on the banner, and some words had been written on this one and that one, and the handwriting was different.

"It's Junior Brother Mu, isn't it Junior Brother Mao?" A senior brother handed over the ink pen and said with a smile, "Do you want to write something?"

Mu Xuefeng said: "I will not participate."

"It's not a competition, it's just a souvenir, you can write anything."

Is this a signature wall?The little orange cat thought to himself.Looking carefully, there is everything written on the banner.

Some expressed their wishes, such as "Smoothly forming alchemy", "Great achievement in swordsmanship", "I only wish to worship under Master Xian's school"; "; there are also other messy ones, such as "go here for a visit", "stomach ache", "malicious pretending is more shameful".

Mu Xuefeng took the pen, pondered for a moment, moved the pen like flying in the blank space, and wrote - "Fighting Heaven and Earth".

Oh, the name of the owner is fine.

The little orange cat looked around.Going to the competition may not get a ranking, but the character is like a person, with a head and a head, tall and straight.

And the meaning of these four words!As worthy of being Long Aotian, he just wants to go against the sky.

I also rubbed some ink with the cat's paw, and the little orange cat pressed hard next to the owner's handwriting, and then wiped the paw clean with the towel given by the senior brother.

The ink-colored cat paw prints were pasted together with Zhang Yang's "Fighting Heaven and Earth".

Mu Xuefeng, who has never known humility, wrote it directly in the middle of the banner. The characters are not small and are very conspicuous.

One person and one cat wandered to other venues, listened to piano music, and watched chess games.

From time to time, Le Yuan could hear the disciples walking in front of the banner talking about the words "Fighting Heaven and Earth".

"Who wrote it?"

"Look at the cat's paw print next to it, who else could it be? Mu Xuefeng!"

"With his temperament, he can really write such words."

"It's crazy! There is no one in the monastery who can cure him?"

At the same time, in the chemical hell, the girl with cat ears was still speaking her lines very professionally: "Senior Sister Shen, would you like to try the yogurt pudding on the left, or the mango pancake on the right?"

"Although I don't know what it is - is it a specialty of your demon world?" Shen Yuyin smiled and said, "Mango Banji, it looks pretty good."

"No, no," she backtracked as soon as she said the words, "I can eat it all, I want it all!"

Several tables in the house have been moved out, and Shen Yuyin is sitting cross-legged in front of the pond, happily enjoying the food.

Fine.

A piece of yogurt pudding and a piece of mango pancake floated in front of her automatically, and landed on the white porcelain plate on the table.

Shen Yuyin picked up the mango pan halberd, took a bite, and said while eating: "Maomao, the mung bean cake you made has a few flaws. Compared with the mung bean cakes from the outside world, it is slightly different. But these are things I have never seen before. Desserts are all delicious!"

After experiencing in the illusion of Liulidongtian, Le Yuan's experience has indeed skyrocketed in terms of taste simulation.But to restore 100%, there are still some shortcomings.

But the desserts and cold drinks on the earth have enough tricks, and they can hold back Senior Sister Shen for a long time.

Prior to this, Senior Sister Shen had already tried various thousand-layer cakes, fruit cakes, puffs, Xue Mei Niang and so on.

After a while, Shen Yuyin finished eating the mango pancake, took another piece of yogurt pudding into his mouth with a spoon, and said with a smile: "Maomao, let's have another glass of coconut water."

"Okay." The cat-eared girl activated the illusion and sent a glass of ice-cold coconut water to the table.

Senior sister Shen, do you think my place is a tea restaurant—or a cat-eared girl tea restaurant, tsk.

After eating for a while, Senior Sister Shen sighed: "I haven't stopped talking, I'm a little tired from eating."

"I won't be full here, senior sister eat slowly." The girl with cat ears said.

After all, it was just an illusion, and he didn't really eat that many things.

"That's right, I won't get fat, which is really good." Shen Yuyin smiled, "It's just that I'm a bit tired of eating..."

"Uh, I'll sing you a song?" Le Yuan thought for a while and said.

For five thousand spirit stones, he also fought hard.

Singing modern-style songs is a bit of a drama. After thinking about it, Le Yuan showed his voice: "When will the bright moon come? Ask the wine to the sky..."

Although he doesn't know much about vocal skills, he has a good voice and good pitch, which is pleasant to the ear.

"Good!" Shen Yuyin applauded with great pride, "The words are especially good, and the singing is not bad."

After applauding, he drank the coconut water in his hand and asked, "Can I see Mu Xuefeng's performance here?"

"I took the five thousand spirit stones, and he paid another price." The cat-eared girl said.

The owner can do it, but they have to pay more.

Shen Yuyin showed regret, and lamented: "My spirit stones are all used to buy paint, and I can't afford it."

Not everyone in the monastery is a second-generation cultivator.But the owner is just as interested in money as he is, and the appearance fee is probably not expensive... Le Yuan thought to himself.

Mostly he can only dance swords, what other talents do he have?Is it possible to perform an iron pot to stew yourself?

"Maomao, I want to eat another durian millefeuille."

"Meow."

"Senior Sister Shen, do you know that Situ Han made me trap you?" After staying in the illusion for a long time, Le Yuan remembered to ask, "I took five thousand spirit stones, did he pay you?"

The senior sister has been very cooperative, as if she has already guessed something.

"Confiscated." Shen Yuyin waved his hand, "Seeing his sincerity, I'll just be an adult once. But I will ask him for the first place reward."

Ok.

Outside the painting competition arena, the crowd watching the competition are talking about it.

Shen Yuyin Zhiyi, who has won the number one title several times, sat motionless, the rice paper in front of him was still white, not even a single ink spot.

"Is Senior Sister Shen still in the making?"

"Why do I feel like she's asleep?"

"It hasn't started yet, I'm afraid it's too late."

On the other side, Situ Han was concentrating on painting.

This Yayi Conference was as elegant as it is elegant, but something went wrong halfway.

The two people who got angry while playing chess threw the chess board on the spot and flew to the square to fight in the air.Mu Xuefeng was more interested in watching the battle from below than watching people playing chess.

There was a new batch of snacks and fruits on the table, and the little orange cat and the owner ran to eat it again.

"Let you come out now?" said the cat-eared girl in the illusion, guessing that it was almost time.

"Okay, thank you cat." Shen Yuyin's tone seemed to be a little regretful.

When she finally woke up from the long distraction, there was a burst of cheers outside the court.

Shen Yuyin smiled slightly, picked up the brush, and wrote like the wind.

Today's painting title is "Tiger".In the arena, there are those who draw colorful and fierce tigers, and some who draw miraculous white tigers, but Shen Yuyin painted a little orange cat with bright eyes and a naive attitude with only a few strokes.

Finally, the word "King" was written on the little orange cat's forehead, and Shen Yuyin stood up.

She was the last to paint, but the first to leave.

Walking towards one person and one cat outside the arena, Shen Yuyin looked at the little orange cat and said with a smile: "Junior Brother Mu, I always thought you had a male cat, but I didn't expect it to be a little female cat?"

"What?" Mu Xuefeng was surprised.The first reaction was to grab the little orange cat on his shoulder, turn the cat over, and try to look down.

? ?

Owner, what are you thinking, haven't you seen my transfigured human body? !And Senior Sister Shen, I am a beautiful girl in the illusion, but you think I am a female cat, isn't that too arbitrary?

The innocence was about to be lost, the little orange cat screamed and struggled, and patted its owner's arm with a paw.

Smelly!flow!Rogue!

The author has something to say:

Mu Xuefeng os: What?My little male cat that I have raised for a long time suddenly changed sex?I have to check it out!

Le Yuan: You believe everything others say! !Stinking rogue!