life is embarrassing
Chapter 55
"Why do you want to be a hunter?" The president smiled and looked at the calm person in front of him. What would she think?
"Ah... you can have money, and there are discounts..."
"So, among these candidates, who do you pay attention to the most?"
"Hisuo, Xiaojie and Qiya, ah~ and this Jita Laku"
"Among these candidates, who do you least want to fight against?"
"Still the same answer"
"Oh hehehe, is it Xiaoxue? But we can't find your information..."
"Oh?" I smiled and took out what Jin asked me to give him. "But don't you want me to be a hunter?"
The president looked at the things, "Oh hehehehe, I see, let's go down..."
"Hi hi..."
I went back to continue reading.Sure enough, there is... such a tomb, I have to visit it.I watched Qiya and Xiaojie hunting birds together in the distance and laughed.I don't know how much it will cost...
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"The last exam will be a 1-on-1 knockout match," the president pulled the cloth back.
囧... My first opponent is Hanzo, that 囧 boy! !
"In the first round, [44] Hisoka vs [404] Kurapika; in the second round [406] Koyuki vs [294] Hanzo; in the third round..." I touched my chin, do I want to use ninjutsu? ?will i? ?The black line... Although it has been studied, is it really possible? ?It may not be [Millennium Kill]... Forget it, there is 30 minutes of research time.
The first round started, I looked at Kurapika with some heartache, Hisoka will tell him about the brigade later, this is also the beginning of revenge.I clenched my hands, although I knew it would be fine, but I was still worried.
As Gon yelled "Kurapica!!" Kurapika's body pierced a hand, and the blood flowed down.hateful! !It's the smell of blood again! !Hisoka said something to Kurapika, his eyes started to turn red.Hisoka twitched his mouth and admitted defeat.
Kurapika walked down slowly.I gave him some medicine and a little reassurance...it's almost time for me.
--------------------------------30 minutes later--------------- ------------------------
"The second round is between [294] Hanzo and [406] Koyuki, the match begins." But Hanzo started to be wordy, shit! ! .
"Nei, Hanzo, you're a ninja right?" I interrupted him.
"Yeah...I'm very good...so let's admit defeat quickly."
"The strongest power of a ninja is not obtained after learning all ninjutsu, but only when protecting one's most precious thing. Sa... let me experience it"
"Oh? You know it too~"
"My favorite sentence is 'In the world of ninjas, those who don't follow the rules are scum, but those who don't value their companions are the scum of scum.' We will use ninjutsu to duel" with a smile , I have basically mastered the usage of Chakra just now.
"Okay" and off we went.Can you run past me?Anyway, I am also a half-disciple of Shun Shen Ye Yi~
"Xiaoxue is gone!!" Xiaojie looked at the venue in surprise, although she could hear her laughter, but who?
"No, she didn't disappear, she was just moving at a high speed. Damn it, I can only see some afterimages." Qi Ya was also a little resentful.
Hanzo seemed to feel that he couldn't catch up with me, so he stopped, and then it started. I formed my hands to form a shadow (harmony) body technique], and three Xiaoyuki appeared in the field at once.Everyone was surprised again.
"Separate (harmonious) body art?" Hanzo was also a little surprised.
"It's not ordinary...every one is an entity" Quickly seal, Shen-Mao-Chou "[Raiqie]!" So 2 people restricted his actions, and Leiqie screamed in my hand.
I charged at him, stopped just before hitting him in the face, and struck the ground.After a puff of smoke, Hanzo fell to the ground in shock. There was a big hole in front of him. I stood behind him and said, "You can admit defeat."
"I admit defeat!!!" He ran down after finishing speaking.Really boring.I also walked down slowly.
"Wow... Xiaoxue is amazing!!! I want to learn too!!!" Xiaojie was still dumbfounded...
"So strong~" Leorio was so frightened that his clothes fell off.
Kurapika looked at me, but his expression was still not very good "Congratulations"
"Thank you" I smiled back at him.
"Cut~" Qiya said without cutting his teeth, of course I stomped on him on purpose....
Ah... It was the first time I had consumed such a large amount of chakra, my body was a bit overwhelmed, so I sat down to rest and fell asleep like this.When I woke up, it was the battle between Chiya and Jitarak.Headache... Among the five of us, Leorie is the one who is the most worry-free, and will never cause trouble.
"Brother, brother." Qi Ya started to get scared.Ermi began to irritate him, killers don't need friends.He threatened to kill Xiaojie.So everyone blocked the door.
But Qi Ya... still surrendered.In fact, Yier fans will not kill Xiaojie, because Hisoka is there.
Qi Ya walked down like a puppet without a soul.Kurapika and Leorio talked a lot to no avail.I walked over and touched Qiya's silver hair, his body was very cold.
"Qi Ya," I whispered in his ear, "Qi Ya is our friend and can never be changed. If you want to escape, we will tie you back even if we tie you up." I let him go and went He stuffed a candy in his mouth and left.He needs to figure it out for himself...and there is Xiaojie, right?
As in the plot, Qi Ya killed Bao Deluo and left.Xiaojie also challenged Yier fans, and finally decided to find Qiya together.Everyone found Kukulu Mountain, but they couldn't find Jin... I'm not going to say that hide-and-seek is also very interesting.
That's why everyone decided to go find Qi Ya together, and I'm going to... cough cough cough tomb robbery.Anyway, it will take them three days to get there, my Shunpo is not fake, and the hunter license is not for nothing.So see you all.
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This is a small city that no one cares about. If I didn't have a map, I wouldn't be able to reach it within a day... But it's already 1 or 3 in the afternoon... I was exhausted after running for a long time.I applied for a bank card, sat down at an open-air restaurant, and ordered something.
That relic should actually be called a cemetery. It's very close to here. I'll leave early tomorrow morning, and I'll probably be back in the afternoon. I still need to buy some gifts for Qiya, and just buy some candy.I was just in a daze, not noticing that everyone around me was looking at me.
In the eyes of others, I am a girl with long black hair, wearing strange black clothes, drinking tea leisurely, with a trace of laziness, looking at the front with confused eyes...
"Miss, can I sit here?" Often someone will come to strike up a conversation.
"...Huh?" I looked at the person who greeted me, and then looked around, there were no seats left. "Okay." Well, I've rested long enough, I also want to find a place to stay and stood up.
"Miss is leaving?" The man with the weird hair looked at the girl in front of him with a smile.
"Yes." I smiled.I feel a little weird in my heart, what is it? ?Isn't it just a taller and more handsome one?Skylark is too~ So is Toho~ Is there not enough around me? ? ! !I didn't think about it, I found a hotel to live in.
After taking a shower and sitting by the window, watching the sunset, it really looks like blood...This world is a world that kills too much...I really want to kidnap people...Kurapica...Gon...and Qiya...It's not for Leori, he will kill me.Betrayal that can be seen is not terrible. The real terrible thing is betrayal that cannot be seen.And here is full of betrayal.
I set off early the next day.Come to the so-called "relic".In other words, there is no way to get in! ! !I have only read books about how other people rob tombs, like ghost [beep——] lamps, so I even bought candles! !Fuck it! !I just looked around the ruins.
This board seems to have words on it!But it's all soil and weeds... But, huh, huh~ Classmate Conan taught us that we can pour it with water and then fill it with soil.Sure enough, it can be seen that this...
[Please shout the names of 10 handsome anime guys at the door, or praise Master Aizen...]
Damn! !You are wearing it wrong, you bastard! ! !Make me crazy here? !I kicked that piece of wood away, shit! ! (#‵′) I am angry! !Praise, right... I just scolded! !
"Damn!! What is visible betrayal is not terrible, what is truly terrifying is invisible betrayal. You are a beast!!! I am the best at betrayal!! Wearing a pair of glasses makes you cultured? !Ah?!!! That’s called Sven defeat [beep——], just go away!! You also kidnapped a handsome guy, you think you are [beep——], everyone doesn’t know!! You Guangyuan’s education Enlightenment!! How young is he! Just took him on a road of no return!! Build a harem, and raise all [beep——]!! Xiaoge and Xiaowu also want to get involved!! You all With that fox!! There are three thousand beauties!!! Damn!! They are all uncles and uncles and they are not staying at home honestly!!!... (10 minutes have passed)"
After I finished cursing, the door opened... miraculously.
... Damn it! ! !What a joke! !I (#‵′) highlight your whole family! ! !
---------------------------- In a hidden place behind me --------------- -------------------
"Captain, she's really interesting." The knight laughed and sat down.
"Catch her if necessary, and then... kill her." An indifferent voice sounded, but there was also a little smile in it.
I walked in, and it seemed that I was about to restrain myself. It seemed that someone was following me~ and I was not an ordinary person. Fortunately, the souls around me told me.
Before long I was blocked by a door, which read:
[Enter "○" step by step, directly to the end "X"]
Depend on!Hunter exams are over!You play this set for me!Believe it or not, I crossed you in circles!
Stepped on [X] viciously
As a result, it popped up a picture of beautiful men... There are many people... but there are no hunters, probably because they are afraid of being discovered and causing unnecessary consequences.But even so! ! !Draw clothes for them too! ! ! !They are all naked! ! !What Wangwang, Conan, Gundam... No way, my face is probably blushing, and my nose is hot, dammit! ! !All bleeding! ! !I covered my nose and ran out, shouting "It's too perverted!!!!"
I swear! ! !I will never step into this ruin again, absolutely not! ! !
After a while, another group of people appeared in the ruins.
"Head, she's gone~ Do you want to chase her?"
"Fei Tan, you go, knights, let's go in"
When they got inside, they saw nothing.Kuroro covered her mouth, what did she see?Call it so miserable?And what language is that?
----------------------------------------囧...dead...
It’s been a long time since I’ve been back to the hotel, and the red tide still doesn’t recede. When I close my eyes, that’s the picture.I can not stand it any more! ! ! !After taking a cold shower, he decided to go to the street to buy candy and go directly to Qi Ya to divert his attention.If it goes on like this, I will deliberately be the first person to blush to death, bastard! ...
After being out on the street and selling out the best candy in a candy store, I sat down on the side of the road.Finally calmed down, TMD! !Never been so embarrassing! !
"Miss, we met again." The man with the weird hair appeared again, but this time he let his hair down.
I looked at him and said, "Who are you? Have we met?" Looking at him like this, there is a familiar feeling?Still have a feeling of wanting to escape?Is he a carnivore?
囧...how could I think so!Am I sick? !So will use the lark's way of thinking! !Miserable!It must be caused by the environment! !
He seemed to be taken aback for a moment, and then he still maintained his own gentleman, "Yesterday's restaurant, I haven't introduced it yet, my name is Kuroro"
"Sorry, I know Kuro, I don't know Keroro, oh yes, I also know Keroro"
This is the direct answer from my brain.But...Krollo...Krollo Rushiru...Mom! ! !Could it be this one? ?This one who is obviously an uncle like Aizen, but who wants to abduct and traffic teenagers... a perverted spider?
Episode [-] (Events)
Every December 12th is a special day, it is a festival, a festival of receiving gifts and giving gifts.No bombs, no wars, no ghosts, no tennis matches, no homicides, no mafia... What a holiday this is~
Looking at the Christmas on the calendar, Xiaoxue couldn't help sighing... I don't know what kind of gifts I will receive this year?
Opening up the first Christmas card I received this year...the result is embarrassing...I found that there is still a big gap between reality and ideals...
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Stupid Xue: (Xiaoxue: How stupid am I!)
The Christmas party is being held at your home, prepare quickly, or you will be sent to the Sanzu River.Merry Christmas to you by the way, money will not be reimbursed.
Reborn
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What else can she say when she sees this greeting card? !Did you make a mistake!Why is the Christmas party held at her house!No reimbursement is allowed!If you are not ready, you threaten me with death!This is not the point, it's okay to be more lively, but why am I doing it by the way!
Although I was very angry, I still honestly started to dress up with illusions, Christmas tree, Christmas socks, Christmas hats... and the gifts I bought for everyone, all of them were prepared one by one, I really looked forward to the gift that Ribaun received... ...oh heh heh...
After a while, the doorbell rang. I checked the time and found that it was around 10 o'clock. What am I so excited about!It's also night when they come to play!When I opened the door, it turned out to be Conan's kid.
"Merry Christmas... idiot..." Conan seemed very happy, and handed the present to the girl in front of him.
"Merry Christmas. What is it?" I looked at the kid curiously, don't tell me what detective novel it is!I already have a bunch at home!You can also send the same!
"Put that look of yours away!" Really!What a look!I kindly gave her a gift, but I actually look at myself like this!
"Oh hehehe... don't be angry... come and drink some water to reduce the fire..." Xiaoxue handed Conan a glass of water, watched him drink it, and then [suddenly realized] remembered...
"Ah!! Isn't this developed by Rarity...Sleeping Beauty?" The tone was completely irresponsible.
"You!!!" Conan covered his mouth, looked at the harmless smile with a dark face, and rushed into the toilet quickly.
Xiaoxue heard the sound of someone falling to the ground before they even went to the toilet... Shinichi didn't mean that I really wanted to make you faint... It's just... I'm going to change into men's clothes now... I promised Ring today They're going to do PR... I don't want to scare you to death...
After finding a guest room for Conan and settling in, Xiaoxue set off, no, it should be said to be Yuehuangquan now.
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Looking at the park with people coming and going, then looking at the abandoned Jing Ye lying on the side of the road to sleep, and then looking at a group of gangsters who are robbing for themselves? !Someone smoked.
No wonder some people say that there are many hooligans in the cold weather, so you should wear more clothes when you go out... Feelings can be lighter if you hit the clothes?But I didn't see them standing well... Could it be because I slapped them in the face? !Hey... This is why you are wrong, why don't you wear a mask? !
After finally chasing them away, classmate Jing Ye slowly opened his eyes, "Very powerful skills..."
Damn it!How dare you pretend to sleep for me! !Are you a man? You!
"I'm a gentleman..." Someone smiled like a Kansai wolf... People who wear glasses are not good things! !
Suppressing the incomparable resentment, she walked with a certain devil glasses man to change the place where they gathered. When she was in the crowd, Xiaoxue, who was pushed back and forth, felt for the first time [Gathering is really bad!I really want to bite and kill everyone here! 】
This is the initial symptom of the second disease, everyone should pay attention...
"Ah...it's Huangquan SAMA..."
"Yellow Spring SAMA..."
A loud shout finally brought back someone who was resentful, and saw a few people who should not be here. Those people were very familiar and looked at him with embarrassing expressions. Who are they?
From the left, it is [Li Baoen, A Gang, Yuji, Yamamoto]... Hey, hey, hey! !Why do you always like to go to the wrong place!Did you make a mistake! !
"Ha... Xiao... Huang Quan... why are you here?" Ah Gang, I know you have complained about your incompetence, right?
"Society activities, it's you guys..." You guys are not dating in groups, are you?
As Li Baoen, who can read minds, of course he kicked someone down, "Hmph... As a future mafia boss, the way to negotiate with various people is very important."
Depend on!You also become a better one!It's all girls here! !It's a girl, okay?Do you want him to hook...
So Xiaoxue was harmonized by Li Baoen again before the masquerade was over.
Afterwards, Xiaoxue learned that all of this was Li Baoen's idea. In fact... even if Ah Gang didn't explain it, I would know it, but I didn't expect him to be so boring that you would use your body to entertain him. I had an epiphany...
Ah Gang looked at Xiaoxue's men's clothing with a sympathetic face, why did he find it strange?And... why do you think she is actually happy?Illusion? ...Illusion...
Gokuji and Yamamoto are trying hard to talk to those girls, but are you sure they like bombs? ?Would love to be hit by that freaky baseball of yours?
On the contrary, Ah Gang is so cute, I still have no objection to being popular... Oh ha ha ha... But I think Xiaoyan Gang must be more popular...
On the other side, the Orchid family, whose sense of existence suddenly weakened due to the influence of other people, was watching Koyuki with sad eyes.
There's nothing I can do... Xiaoxue walked among the group of goddesses, and said to the girls who were chatting with Yuji and Yamamoto: "Everyone, angels, am I so unattractive?" That's a girl.
"No!!! Huangquan SAMA..."
"Ah...Huangquan SAMA feels so depressed..."
"Huangquan SAMA~~We want to roll call~~"
Prison Temple and Yamamoto are messed up in the wind... Is she really a woman?Even if the answer is yes, allow them to question it~~
If there is anything more embarrassing than this?I have to say that this one appeared suddenly, wearing a black school uniform that would last for thousands of years, with a red armband of [Feng Discipline] on it, holding duckweed crutches in both hands, and the corners of the eyes and mouth are the ultimate smile of unknown meaning... Queen ... Tsundere... Skylark.
You shouldn't recognize me, right? ?The corners of Xiaoxue's eyes twitched as she looked at this unexpected disaster, God~~ Today is Christmas~~ There is no reason to stage a bloody scene? !Ganga~~ You must stand up~~ For our future~~ Don't be careless and be bitten to death once~~
At most, I will pay the hospitalization expenses~~~(^^^^^*) hee hee...
But Hibari didn't walk towards Comrade Azuna under someone's expectant eyes, but took a kidnapper and pointed at [Xiaoyuki] with black lines all over his head, "I'm really upset to see this similar face..."
I said!Where did I upset you!Believe it or not, next time I'll pretend to be you and run naked [Harmony]!In this way, when you meet an enemy in the future, he may not dare to fight you! (#‵′) Convex! ! !
"Crowd gatherings are also very annoying!" After finishing speaking, he typed up, completely ignoring the embarrassing expressions of others.
"... Everyone, I'll be leaving first... See you at the party tonight..." After saying that, Xiaoxue immediately left.But Skylark would not let her get what she wanted, and chased after her all the way.
"Hungry, will Xiaoxue be okay?" A Gang looked at Li Baoen with embarrassment.
"Sa... who would have known?" Li Baoen pulled the brim of his hat and smiled darkly.
"Wow... I didn't expect SAMA Huang Quan to have a boyfriend... I thought SAMA Huang Quan and Haruhime were a couple..."
"No way! Mingming and Jingye SAMA are a couple!"
"That's not it! It's a pair of Huan SAMA!! Black-bellied Gong and Queen Shou..."
"Ah...but that person just now looked like a queen attack?..."
"Is Huangquan SAMA really a subject?!!!"'
"Ah..." the Danmei wolves screamed in groups...
"...(╯﹏╰)b..." the expressions of the others.
What about our Xiaoxue?Seeing that the skylark is about to catch up, but there are so many people, it is not very convenient to run, and the problem is that she has never been to this park, bastard!Unknowingly ran to the side of a lake.
There is a sign on the shore【No swimming here】
I don't swim, can I dive?You have no opinion, right? ...So Xiaoxue didn't hesitate, and jumped in without thinking. After she felt the coldness of the water and the sting of some floating ice, she finally remembered...
It's winter now...
Is this a lake? ...
"Ah!!!! I'm freezing to death!!" screamed and ran out of the lake and bumped into someone's warm embrace. If all this is really so beautiful...
"Oh... so it's a herbivore..." Skylark didn't have the slightest intention to take away the kidnapper who was on someone's neck.
Brother, I was wrong, you can kill him however you want, please let me change clothes first? ...I'm freezing to death...
Maybe Skylark's conscience realized that he put the school uniform he had been wearing all the time on a shivering girl with a pale face, and left the park with a kidnapper in one hand and [leading] someone's neck with the other. Went to... the hospital.
Xiaoxue was ruthlessly thrown by Yunque on the bed in a certain room, "Take off your clothes."
"..." The doctors, nurses and Xiaoxue present were stunned by Skylark's words.
"Oh? Do you want to be bitten to death?"
"...I'm a woman, Skylark." Xiaoxue was speechless.
"How do you look like a woman? A herbivore?"
"I'm sorry...but I'm really a woman?!!" Damn!I wonder if you are a woman? !
"If you don't take it off, do you want me to take it off for you? Ah, huh?" Lark smiled like a flower (very dark smile), and slowly reached out to someone who was short-circuited.
"Ah! The pervert is out!" Xiaoxue didn't know where the strength came from, and threw Lark out, locked the door, and changed her clothes.
damn it!Does this person want [harmony] to seek dissatisfaction?Didn't Dino satisfy him? !The damn Dino!As a [harmonious] horse, didn't you do your duty well? !
So I was shocked by this dress again, and I said, Yunque, Ai School is not like you...Why do you even have Bingsheng's school uniforms in the hospital wards?chills...
"Ah, cut..." Is it possible that I really have a cold?no?You can catch a cold just by accidentally jumping into the lake?Is there such a miraculous thing?Hey... Isn't this bad luck?
Depressedly, he took out the gift he was going to give to Skylark from the space ring. It was a product of a whole week of pottery class... It seems that this year's gifts are basically pottery, but the rest are inhuman Type works, only this one is a miniature version of Lark, very arrogant pottery.
Ah...do you want to send it?Although I didn't really expect that guy to give me a gift in return...but how?Wouldn't it be embarrassing if he threw me away casually?If I don't give it away, I will put it at home and it will take up a lot of space. I am entangled...
However, Xiaoxue didn't notice that a figure jumped in from the window and grabbed [Little Skylark] from Xiaoxue's hand, "Everything in this hospital is mine."
"..." Xiaoxue was completely frightened. ==What about the children born in this hospital?Do I also want to recognize you as my father =皮=
After saying this, Skylark jumped out of the window and opened it. Before leaving, he said, "This Christmas gift is not bad. For herbivores, it will be used as protection money."
At this time, Xiaoxue was completely stupefied. Could it be that she just said what she wanted to say in her heart? ?Fortunately, he was heard by someone? !How does this make her see people! !
But if Xiaoxue didn't care about these things, but cared about Lark's expression when she left, then she would think that today is actually April Fool's Day, because Lark smiled, a very gentle smile, and her ears seemed to be slightly red.
After resting, and it was almost time for the evening party, Xiaoxue left the hospital.
What did she see when she got home?
Ah Gang was wearing a princess dress, with embarrassment on his face and Liao Ping waltzing to the limit [forcefully], a good dance was turned into a fight by them.
Yuji really wanted to go up and pull it away, obviously jealous, but was held in his arms by Yamamoto, spitting... Is this eating tofu in disguise?Yamamoto...you are an invisible black-bellied...isn't it...
Bourne was dressed in Santa's costume and smiled "Oh hehehe... oh hehehe...", Leon in his hand turned into a pistol at some point, pointing at A Gang who was about to die.
Conan blushed, hiccupping and smiling silly at her like he was drunk.
God... this is her home... what are you guys doing! !Crowds are bad, asshole!
Seeing A Gang KO Ping, who had exploded his shirt, destroying the Christmas tree and Christmas socks that he had worked so hard to arrange one by one, Xiaoxue finally couldn't help it, picked up the nearest cake, and threw it at A Gang.
Ah Gang dodged by chance, but the cake was still flying and landed on the face of the prison temple, of course the prison temple was going to counterattack!Unfortunately, Xiaoxue dodged again, and the cake from the prison temple was thrown on the face of Liao Ping who had finally woken up.
So there was a cake war in Xiaoxue's house.
After a long time, everyone found out, where is the benefactor of Libao?Where did he go after confiscating everyone else's Christmas presents?The answer is... make fun for next Christmas...
What is Shinichi's Christmas gift to Koyuki?
Xiaoxue opened it with an expectant expression...
【Junior JUMP】...
……
"Ah... you can have money, and there are discounts..."
"So, among these candidates, who do you pay attention to the most?"
"Hisuo, Xiaojie and Qiya, ah~ and this Jita Laku"
"Among these candidates, who do you least want to fight against?"
"Still the same answer"
"Oh hehehe, is it Xiaoxue? But we can't find your information..."
"Oh?" I smiled and took out what Jin asked me to give him. "But don't you want me to be a hunter?"
The president looked at the things, "Oh hehehehe, I see, let's go down..."
"Hi hi..."
I went back to continue reading.Sure enough, there is... such a tomb, I have to visit it.I watched Qiya and Xiaojie hunting birds together in the distance and laughed.I don't know how much it will cost...
-----------------------------Last Exam----------------- ---------------------
"The last exam will be a 1-on-1 knockout match," the president pulled the cloth back.
囧... My first opponent is Hanzo, that 囧 boy! !
"In the first round, [44] Hisoka vs [404] Kurapika; in the second round [406] Koyuki vs [294] Hanzo; in the third round..." I touched my chin, do I want to use ninjutsu? ?will i? ?The black line... Although it has been studied, is it really possible? ?It may not be [Millennium Kill]... Forget it, there is 30 minutes of research time.
The first round started, I looked at Kurapika with some heartache, Hisoka will tell him about the brigade later, this is also the beginning of revenge.I clenched my hands, although I knew it would be fine, but I was still worried.
As Gon yelled "Kurapica!!" Kurapika's body pierced a hand, and the blood flowed down.hateful! !It's the smell of blood again! !Hisoka said something to Kurapika, his eyes started to turn red.Hisoka twitched his mouth and admitted defeat.
Kurapika walked down slowly.I gave him some medicine and a little reassurance...it's almost time for me.
--------------------------------30 minutes later--------------- ------------------------
"The second round is between [294] Hanzo and [406] Koyuki, the match begins." But Hanzo started to be wordy, shit! ! .
"Nei, Hanzo, you're a ninja right?" I interrupted him.
"Yeah...I'm very good...so let's admit defeat quickly."
"The strongest power of a ninja is not obtained after learning all ninjutsu, but only when protecting one's most precious thing. Sa... let me experience it"
"Oh? You know it too~"
"My favorite sentence is 'In the world of ninjas, those who don't follow the rules are scum, but those who don't value their companions are the scum of scum.' We will use ninjutsu to duel" with a smile , I have basically mastered the usage of Chakra just now.
"Okay" and off we went.Can you run past me?Anyway, I am also a half-disciple of Shun Shen Ye Yi~
"Xiaoxue is gone!!" Xiaojie looked at the venue in surprise, although she could hear her laughter, but who?
"No, she didn't disappear, she was just moving at a high speed. Damn it, I can only see some afterimages." Qi Ya was also a little resentful.
Hanzo seemed to feel that he couldn't catch up with me, so he stopped, and then it started. I formed my hands to form a shadow (harmony) body technique], and three Xiaoyuki appeared in the field at once.Everyone was surprised again.
"Separate (harmonious) body art?" Hanzo was also a little surprised.
"It's not ordinary...every one is an entity" Quickly seal, Shen-Mao-Chou "[Raiqie]!" So 2 people restricted his actions, and Leiqie screamed in my hand.
I charged at him, stopped just before hitting him in the face, and struck the ground.After a puff of smoke, Hanzo fell to the ground in shock. There was a big hole in front of him. I stood behind him and said, "You can admit defeat."
"I admit defeat!!!" He ran down after finishing speaking.Really boring.I also walked down slowly.
"Wow... Xiaoxue is amazing!!! I want to learn too!!!" Xiaojie was still dumbfounded...
"So strong~" Leorio was so frightened that his clothes fell off.
Kurapika looked at me, but his expression was still not very good "Congratulations"
"Thank you" I smiled back at him.
"Cut~" Qiya said without cutting his teeth, of course I stomped on him on purpose....
Ah... It was the first time I had consumed such a large amount of chakra, my body was a bit overwhelmed, so I sat down to rest and fell asleep like this.When I woke up, it was the battle between Chiya and Jitarak.Headache... Among the five of us, Leorie is the one who is the most worry-free, and will never cause trouble.
"Brother, brother." Qi Ya started to get scared.Ermi began to irritate him, killers don't need friends.He threatened to kill Xiaojie.So everyone blocked the door.
But Qi Ya... still surrendered.In fact, Yier fans will not kill Xiaojie, because Hisoka is there.
Qi Ya walked down like a puppet without a soul.Kurapika and Leorio talked a lot to no avail.I walked over and touched Qiya's silver hair, his body was very cold.
"Qi Ya," I whispered in his ear, "Qi Ya is our friend and can never be changed. If you want to escape, we will tie you back even if we tie you up." I let him go and went He stuffed a candy in his mouth and left.He needs to figure it out for himself...and there is Xiaojie, right?
As in the plot, Qi Ya killed Bao Deluo and left.Xiaojie also challenged Yier fans, and finally decided to find Qiya together.Everyone found Kukulu Mountain, but they couldn't find Jin... I'm not going to say that hide-and-seek is also very interesting.
That's why everyone decided to go find Qi Ya together, and I'm going to... cough cough cough tomb robbery.Anyway, it will take them three days to get there, my Shunpo is not fake, and the hunter license is not for nothing.So see you all.
-------------------------------Xiti City------------- --------------------------
This is a small city that no one cares about. If I didn't have a map, I wouldn't be able to reach it within a day... But it's already 1 or 3 in the afternoon... I was exhausted after running for a long time.I applied for a bank card, sat down at an open-air restaurant, and ordered something.
That relic should actually be called a cemetery. It's very close to here. I'll leave early tomorrow morning, and I'll probably be back in the afternoon. I still need to buy some gifts for Qiya, and just buy some candy.I was just in a daze, not noticing that everyone around me was looking at me.
In the eyes of others, I am a girl with long black hair, wearing strange black clothes, drinking tea leisurely, with a trace of laziness, looking at the front with confused eyes...
"Miss, can I sit here?" Often someone will come to strike up a conversation.
"...Huh?" I looked at the person who greeted me, and then looked around, there were no seats left. "Okay." Well, I've rested long enough, I also want to find a place to stay and stood up.
"Miss is leaving?" The man with the weird hair looked at the girl in front of him with a smile.
"Yes." I smiled.I feel a little weird in my heart, what is it? ?Isn't it just a taller and more handsome one?Skylark is too~ So is Toho~ Is there not enough around me? ? ! !I didn't think about it, I found a hotel to live in.
After taking a shower and sitting by the window, watching the sunset, it really looks like blood...This world is a world that kills too much...I really want to kidnap people...Kurapica...Gon...and Qiya...It's not for Leori, he will kill me.Betrayal that can be seen is not terrible. The real terrible thing is betrayal that cannot be seen.And here is full of betrayal.
I set off early the next day.Come to the so-called "relic".In other words, there is no way to get in! ! !I have only read books about how other people rob tombs, like ghost [beep——] lamps, so I even bought candles! !Fuck it! !I just looked around the ruins.
This board seems to have words on it!But it's all soil and weeds... But, huh, huh~ Classmate Conan taught us that we can pour it with water and then fill it with soil.Sure enough, it can be seen that this...
[Please shout the names of 10 handsome anime guys at the door, or praise Master Aizen...]
Damn! !You are wearing it wrong, you bastard! ! !Make me crazy here? !I kicked that piece of wood away, shit! ! (#‵′) I am angry! !Praise, right... I just scolded! !
"Damn!! What is visible betrayal is not terrible, what is truly terrifying is invisible betrayal. You are a beast!!! I am the best at betrayal!! Wearing a pair of glasses makes you cultured? !Ah?!!! That’s called Sven defeat [beep——], just go away!! You also kidnapped a handsome guy, you think you are [beep——], everyone doesn’t know!! You Guangyuan’s education Enlightenment!! How young is he! Just took him on a road of no return!! Build a harem, and raise all [beep——]!! Xiaoge and Xiaowu also want to get involved!! You all With that fox!! There are three thousand beauties!!! Damn!! They are all uncles and uncles and they are not staying at home honestly!!!... (10 minutes have passed)"
After I finished cursing, the door opened... miraculously.
... Damn it! ! !What a joke! !I (#‵′) highlight your whole family! ! !
---------------------------- In a hidden place behind me --------------- -------------------
"Captain, she's really interesting." The knight laughed and sat down.
"Catch her if necessary, and then... kill her." An indifferent voice sounded, but there was also a little smile in it.
I walked in, and it seemed that I was about to restrain myself. It seemed that someone was following me~ and I was not an ordinary person. Fortunately, the souls around me told me.
Before long I was blocked by a door, which read:
[Enter "○" step by step, directly to the end "X"]
Depend on!Hunter exams are over!You play this set for me!Believe it or not, I crossed you in circles!
Stepped on [X] viciously
As a result, it popped up a picture of beautiful men... There are many people... but there are no hunters, probably because they are afraid of being discovered and causing unnecessary consequences.But even so! ! !Draw clothes for them too! ! ! !They are all naked! ! !What Wangwang, Conan, Gundam... No way, my face is probably blushing, and my nose is hot, dammit! ! !All bleeding! ! !I covered my nose and ran out, shouting "It's too perverted!!!!"
I swear! ! !I will never step into this ruin again, absolutely not! ! !
After a while, another group of people appeared in the ruins.
"Head, she's gone~ Do you want to chase her?"
"Fei Tan, you go, knights, let's go in"
When they got inside, they saw nothing.Kuroro covered her mouth, what did she see?Call it so miserable?And what language is that?
----------------------------------------囧...dead...
It’s been a long time since I’ve been back to the hotel, and the red tide still doesn’t recede. When I close my eyes, that’s the picture.I can not stand it any more! ! ! !After taking a cold shower, he decided to go to the street to buy candy and go directly to Qi Ya to divert his attention.If it goes on like this, I will deliberately be the first person to blush to death, bastard! ...
After being out on the street and selling out the best candy in a candy store, I sat down on the side of the road.Finally calmed down, TMD! !Never been so embarrassing! !
"Miss, we met again." The man with the weird hair appeared again, but this time he let his hair down.
I looked at him and said, "Who are you? Have we met?" Looking at him like this, there is a familiar feeling?Still have a feeling of wanting to escape?Is he a carnivore?
囧...how could I think so!Am I sick? !So will use the lark's way of thinking! !Miserable!It must be caused by the environment! !
He seemed to be taken aback for a moment, and then he still maintained his own gentleman, "Yesterday's restaurant, I haven't introduced it yet, my name is Kuroro"
"Sorry, I know Kuro, I don't know Keroro, oh yes, I also know Keroro"
This is the direct answer from my brain.But...Krollo...Krollo Rushiru...Mom! ! !Could it be this one? ?This one who is obviously an uncle like Aizen, but who wants to abduct and traffic teenagers... a perverted spider?
Episode [-] (Events)
Every December 12th is a special day, it is a festival, a festival of receiving gifts and giving gifts.No bombs, no wars, no ghosts, no tennis matches, no homicides, no mafia... What a holiday this is~
Looking at the Christmas on the calendar, Xiaoxue couldn't help sighing... I don't know what kind of gifts I will receive this year?
Opening up the first Christmas card I received this year...the result is embarrassing...I found that there is still a big gap between reality and ideals...
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Stupid Xue: (Xiaoxue: How stupid am I!)
The Christmas party is being held at your home, prepare quickly, or you will be sent to the Sanzu River.Merry Christmas to you by the way, money will not be reimbursed.
Reborn
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What else can she say when she sees this greeting card? !Did you make a mistake!Why is the Christmas party held at her house!No reimbursement is allowed!If you are not ready, you threaten me with death!This is not the point, it's okay to be more lively, but why am I doing it by the way!
Although I was very angry, I still honestly started to dress up with illusions, Christmas tree, Christmas socks, Christmas hats... and the gifts I bought for everyone, all of them were prepared one by one, I really looked forward to the gift that Ribaun received... ...oh heh heh...
After a while, the doorbell rang. I checked the time and found that it was around 10 o'clock. What am I so excited about!It's also night when they come to play!When I opened the door, it turned out to be Conan's kid.
"Merry Christmas... idiot..." Conan seemed very happy, and handed the present to the girl in front of him.
"Merry Christmas. What is it?" I looked at the kid curiously, don't tell me what detective novel it is!I already have a bunch at home!You can also send the same!
"Put that look of yours away!" Really!What a look!I kindly gave her a gift, but I actually look at myself like this!
"Oh hehehe... don't be angry... come and drink some water to reduce the fire..." Xiaoxue handed Conan a glass of water, watched him drink it, and then [suddenly realized] remembered...
"Ah!! Isn't this developed by Rarity...Sleeping Beauty?" The tone was completely irresponsible.
"You!!!" Conan covered his mouth, looked at the harmless smile with a dark face, and rushed into the toilet quickly.
Xiaoxue heard the sound of someone falling to the ground before they even went to the toilet... Shinichi didn't mean that I really wanted to make you faint... It's just... I'm going to change into men's clothes now... I promised Ring today They're going to do PR... I don't want to scare you to death...
After finding a guest room for Conan and settling in, Xiaoxue set off, no, it should be said to be Yuehuangquan now.
———————————————————————————————————— A park—————————————————————
Looking at the park with people coming and going, then looking at the abandoned Jing Ye lying on the side of the road to sleep, and then looking at a group of gangsters who are robbing for themselves? !Someone smoked.
No wonder some people say that there are many hooligans in the cold weather, so you should wear more clothes when you go out... Feelings can be lighter if you hit the clothes?But I didn't see them standing well... Could it be because I slapped them in the face? !Hey... This is why you are wrong, why don't you wear a mask? !
After finally chasing them away, classmate Jing Ye slowly opened his eyes, "Very powerful skills..."
Damn it!How dare you pretend to sleep for me! !Are you a man? You!
"I'm a gentleman..." Someone smiled like a Kansai wolf... People who wear glasses are not good things! !
Suppressing the incomparable resentment, she walked with a certain devil glasses man to change the place where they gathered. When she was in the crowd, Xiaoxue, who was pushed back and forth, felt for the first time [Gathering is really bad!I really want to bite and kill everyone here! 】
This is the initial symptom of the second disease, everyone should pay attention...
"Ah...it's Huangquan SAMA..."
"Yellow Spring SAMA..."
A loud shout finally brought back someone who was resentful, and saw a few people who should not be here. Those people were very familiar and looked at him with embarrassing expressions. Who are they?
From the left, it is [Li Baoen, A Gang, Yuji, Yamamoto]... Hey, hey, hey! !Why do you always like to go to the wrong place!Did you make a mistake! !
"Ha... Xiao... Huang Quan... why are you here?" Ah Gang, I know you have complained about your incompetence, right?
"Society activities, it's you guys..." You guys are not dating in groups, are you?
As Li Baoen, who can read minds, of course he kicked someone down, "Hmph... As a future mafia boss, the way to negotiate with various people is very important."
Depend on!You also become a better one!It's all girls here! !It's a girl, okay?Do you want him to hook...
So Xiaoxue was harmonized by Li Baoen again before the masquerade was over.
Afterwards, Xiaoxue learned that all of this was Li Baoen's idea. In fact... even if Ah Gang didn't explain it, I would know it, but I didn't expect him to be so boring that you would use your body to entertain him. I had an epiphany...
Ah Gang looked at Xiaoxue's men's clothing with a sympathetic face, why did he find it strange?And... why do you think she is actually happy?Illusion? ...Illusion...
Gokuji and Yamamoto are trying hard to talk to those girls, but are you sure they like bombs? ?Would love to be hit by that freaky baseball of yours?
On the contrary, Ah Gang is so cute, I still have no objection to being popular... Oh ha ha ha... But I think Xiaoyan Gang must be more popular...
On the other side, the Orchid family, whose sense of existence suddenly weakened due to the influence of other people, was watching Koyuki with sad eyes.
There's nothing I can do... Xiaoxue walked among the group of goddesses, and said to the girls who were chatting with Yuji and Yamamoto: "Everyone, angels, am I so unattractive?" That's a girl.
"No!!! Huangquan SAMA..."
"Ah...Huangquan SAMA feels so depressed..."
"Huangquan SAMA~~We want to roll call~~"
Prison Temple and Yamamoto are messed up in the wind... Is she really a woman?Even if the answer is yes, allow them to question it~~
If there is anything more embarrassing than this?I have to say that this one appeared suddenly, wearing a black school uniform that would last for thousands of years, with a red armband of [Feng Discipline] on it, holding duckweed crutches in both hands, and the corners of the eyes and mouth are the ultimate smile of unknown meaning... Queen ... Tsundere... Skylark.
You shouldn't recognize me, right? ?The corners of Xiaoxue's eyes twitched as she looked at this unexpected disaster, God~~ Today is Christmas~~ There is no reason to stage a bloody scene? !Ganga~~ You must stand up~~ For our future~~ Don't be careless and be bitten to death once~~
At most, I will pay the hospitalization expenses~~~(^^^^^*) hee hee...
But Hibari didn't walk towards Comrade Azuna under someone's expectant eyes, but took a kidnapper and pointed at [Xiaoyuki] with black lines all over his head, "I'm really upset to see this similar face..."
I said!Where did I upset you!Believe it or not, next time I'll pretend to be you and run naked [Harmony]!In this way, when you meet an enemy in the future, he may not dare to fight you! (#‵′) Convex! ! !
"Crowd gatherings are also very annoying!" After finishing speaking, he typed up, completely ignoring the embarrassing expressions of others.
"... Everyone, I'll be leaving first... See you at the party tonight..." After saying that, Xiaoxue immediately left.But Skylark would not let her get what she wanted, and chased after her all the way.
"Hungry, will Xiaoxue be okay?" A Gang looked at Li Baoen with embarrassment.
"Sa... who would have known?" Li Baoen pulled the brim of his hat and smiled darkly.
"Wow... I didn't expect SAMA Huang Quan to have a boyfriend... I thought SAMA Huang Quan and Haruhime were a couple..."
"No way! Mingming and Jingye SAMA are a couple!"
"That's not it! It's a pair of Huan SAMA!! Black-bellied Gong and Queen Shou..."
"Ah...but that person just now looked like a queen attack?..."
"Is Huangquan SAMA really a subject?!!!"'
"Ah..." the Danmei wolves screamed in groups...
"...(╯﹏╰)b..." the expressions of the others.
What about our Xiaoxue?Seeing that the skylark is about to catch up, but there are so many people, it is not very convenient to run, and the problem is that she has never been to this park, bastard!Unknowingly ran to the side of a lake.
There is a sign on the shore【No swimming here】
I don't swim, can I dive?You have no opinion, right? ...So Xiaoxue didn't hesitate, and jumped in without thinking. After she felt the coldness of the water and the sting of some floating ice, she finally remembered...
It's winter now...
Is this a lake? ...
"Ah!!!! I'm freezing to death!!" screamed and ran out of the lake and bumped into someone's warm embrace. If all this is really so beautiful...
"Oh... so it's a herbivore..." Skylark didn't have the slightest intention to take away the kidnapper who was on someone's neck.
Brother, I was wrong, you can kill him however you want, please let me change clothes first? ...I'm freezing to death...
Maybe Skylark's conscience realized that he put the school uniform he had been wearing all the time on a shivering girl with a pale face, and left the park with a kidnapper in one hand and [leading] someone's neck with the other. Went to... the hospital.
Xiaoxue was ruthlessly thrown by Yunque on the bed in a certain room, "Take off your clothes."
"..." The doctors, nurses and Xiaoxue present were stunned by Skylark's words.
"Oh? Do you want to be bitten to death?"
"...I'm a woman, Skylark." Xiaoxue was speechless.
"How do you look like a woman? A herbivore?"
"I'm sorry...but I'm really a woman?!!" Damn!I wonder if you are a woman? !
"If you don't take it off, do you want me to take it off for you? Ah, huh?" Lark smiled like a flower (very dark smile), and slowly reached out to someone who was short-circuited.
"Ah! The pervert is out!" Xiaoxue didn't know where the strength came from, and threw Lark out, locked the door, and changed her clothes.
damn it!Does this person want [harmony] to seek dissatisfaction?Didn't Dino satisfy him? !The damn Dino!As a [harmonious] horse, didn't you do your duty well? !
So I was shocked by this dress again, and I said, Yunque, Ai School is not like you...Why do you even have Bingsheng's school uniforms in the hospital wards?chills...
"Ah, cut..." Is it possible that I really have a cold?no?You can catch a cold just by accidentally jumping into the lake?Is there such a miraculous thing?Hey... Isn't this bad luck?
Depressedly, he took out the gift he was going to give to Skylark from the space ring. It was a product of a whole week of pottery class... It seems that this year's gifts are basically pottery, but the rest are inhuman Type works, only this one is a miniature version of Lark, very arrogant pottery.
Ah...do you want to send it?Although I didn't really expect that guy to give me a gift in return...but how?Wouldn't it be embarrassing if he threw me away casually?If I don't give it away, I will put it at home and it will take up a lot of space. I am entangled...
However, Xiaoxue didn't notice that a figure jumped in from the window and grabbed [Little Skylark] from Xiaoxue's hand, "Everything in this hospital is mine."
"..." Xiaoxue was completely frightened. ==What about the children born in this hospital?Do I also want to recognize you as my father =皮=
After saying this, Skylark jumped out of the window and opened it. Before leaving, he said, "This Christmas gift is not bad. For herbivores, it will be used as protection money."
At this time, Xiaoxue was completely stupefied. Could it be that she just said what she wanted to say in her heart? ?Fortunately, he was heard by someone? !How does this make her see people! !
But if Xiaoxue didn't care about these things, but cared about Lark's expression when she left, then she would think that today is actually April Fool's Day, because Lark smiled, a very gentle smile, and her ears seemed to be slightly red.
After resting, and it was almost time for the evening party, Xiaoxue left the hospital.
What did she see when she got home?
Ah Gang was wearing a princess dress, with embarrassment on his face and Liao Ping waltzing to the limit [forcefully], a good dance was turned into a fight by them.
Yuji really wanted to go up and pull it away, obviously jealous, but was held in his arms by Yamamoto, spitting... Is this eating tofu in disguise?Yamamoto...you are an invisible black-bellied...isn't it...
Bourne was dressed in Santa's costume and smiled "Oh hehehe... oh hehehe...", Leon in his hand turned into a pistol at some point, pointing at A Gang who was about to die.
Conan blushed, hiccupping and smiling silly at her like he was drunk.
God... this is her home... what are you guys doing! !Crowds are bad, asshole!
Seeing A Gang KO Ping, who had exploded his shirt, destroying the Christmas tree and Christmas socks that he had worked so hard to arrange one by one, Xiaoxue finally couldn't help it, picked up the nearest cake, and threw it at A Gang.
Ah Gang dodged by chance, but the cake was still flying and landed on the face of the prison temple, of course the prison temple was going to counterattack!Unfortunately, Xiaoxue dodged again, and the cake from the prison temple was thrown on the face of Liao Ping who had finally woken up.
So there was a cake war in Xiaoxue's house.
After a long time, everyone found out, where is the benefactor of Libao?Where did he go after confiscating everyone else's Christmas presents?The answer is... make fun for next Christmas...
What is Shinichi's Christmas gift to Koyuki?
Xiaoxue opened it with an expectant expression...
【Junior JUMP】...
……
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