life is embarrassing

Fortunately, I lowered my head and ignored him, otherwise wouldn't he want to see my expression? !Quickly use the acting skills learned from the new mother and change your mood.

"Kuro..." He seemed to be struggling with the name, his lips moved.

"Then Mr. Kurolo, I have to go first."

"I want to invite you to dinner, can I?"

Xiaoxue raised her eyebrows, "Is this flirting?" I'm really not interested in you! !I will never fall in love with you, bastard!Don't talk about it! !

Kurolo smiled, "Yes."

My refusal will probably arouse suspicion, but... "Okay ~ this is the store, I have something to do later, is that okay?"

"Okay, I don't know Miss's name yet." Kuroro has been making various plans for the person in front of him, including...killing...

"Can Xue Yue, please give me some advice." Anyway, as long as I don't pay for it, I have no objection to having a meal.

We just walked into a restaurant.Not long after we sat down, someone came to make trouble. It's really unlucky... Kuroro, your colleagues are very unqualified...

"Boss!! There's a beautiful woman there!!" A younger brother ran over to the boss, pointing at me to get excited...

"Hehe...beauty, can you play with us?" He walked over with a smile on his face, the hateful Kuroro didn't do anything, and he was [deliberately] caught! ! [Pretend] Look at me innocently! ! 【Nervously】Watching my next move...... The boss, why do I use "head", it has something to do with his appearance.

I took a deep breath, trying to suppress the unhappiness in my heart, "If you want to pick up girls, you have to have enough capital! Look at your own appearance, it's so inexplicable, it's too unreasonable." His face was a little dark, but this Yangyang's words... really lethal~, I continued to beam with joy, "I said, uncle, you have been seeing him for a long time, aren't you tired? He knows that he is very beautiful, charming and cute, so the uncle will be reluctant to look away. It's a matter of course, but I'm hungry and I'm going to eat, I can't let the uncle continue to appreciate his rare beauty..."

"Damn little girl!" he cried, swinging his fist as if about to hit her.

"Cunning, old-fashioned, despicable, shameless, obscene, dishonest, slippery, old fox, black-hearted, heartless, shameless, villainous, bully, shameless, insane, bloodless and tearless, the wrath of man and god, heaven and earth Not allowed, cold-blooded animals, you are in vain as a primate, no wonder people hate you!" Well, now everyone in the audience looked at me quietly, and I deliberately covered my face and said, "Everyone is looking at me, I am always embarrassed explain……"

So... can this be considered... Tsundere? =皮= Everyone said you should stop looking at me like that!How can you slander my personality?Although I have no personality...

"Catch her for me...!!" The old man roared loudly.

Stepped on a chair and jumped, turned in the air for 3 and a half weeks, (backflip for a month...) lightly landed behind him, knocked him unconscious with a hand knife, and looked at others with a smile, "Everyone, I still have I have something to do, let's go first." So he spread his four hooves, and started to run with two feet.

However, there was also a person running towards me in the chaos, f***ing knight, do you want to press the antenna for me? ! !I don't want to be a Teletubbies! !I thought you were amazing with a baby face! !Madam, have I seen too little? !

He made a grimace at the visibly disturbed and well-meaning person behind him, and said, "You should still be in love with your Feitan...Although it is said that Feiying is the one he likes...oh...if you like your boss , I am also very supportive..." Touched Xiaopo and disappeared into the air.

The knight was stunned, and the target suddenly disappeared in front of his eyes, ah~~ How should I explain to the leader~~ And the last sentence... o(╯□╰)o...

I just hid my breath and started to leave in a blink of an eye. Fortunately, I put the sugar in the ring first.Amen~~ Go back after seeing the curious tooth, yes, that's it!I punched my left hand with my right hand, and I absolutely can't stay here any longer!

I remember they took a ride up, so I waited for them at the foot of the hill, and changed into a suit, and now it's a black lace dress Sebas gave me.Although it is a skirt, it is still very convenient to move.It would be nice to have a devil deacon~~ But why is it lace! ! !Do you have JQ with someone here? !Careful I told Char!

After a long time, when I had the urge to directly destroy this mountain, I saw them coming, stood up immediately, and waved at them, "Xiaojie~~Kurapica~~Leorio~~"

"Xiaoxue?!!" They looked at the girl in front of them in surprise, why did she come earlier than them....

"Let's get in the car~ let's abduct that Qiya guy together." Wow Kaka... By the way, let's see if I can give Sanmao to Earl D...

It can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people...

"Xiaoxue~~" Kurapika looked defeated by me, Xiaojie was still smiling, and Leorio was also smiling, but, uncle!Don't you think you're such a weird uncle?

I looked at the Gate of the Underworld that was slowly approaching, should I ask Sebas to build one too?But I always climb windows... I don't walk through the door unless I bring someone home...

The two cannon fodder and dog snacks in the car still went to blow up the door, but it was useless.They forcibly took the key and entered through the small door. I closed my eyes, life is really short~~ and there are only benefits here... With the sound of screams, only human bones appeared in everyone's eyes.Everyone else was scared away, and there were only four of us left.

So everyone respect the plot~~ Go and meet the lovely Sanmao children's shoes.I really want to abduct it to the Earl~~

Sanmao just appeared under the moonlight, and I flew up to it.Are you the dog dad's previous life...

"Xiaoxue!!!!" Everyone screamed, damn it!Why didn't you notice it! !

But Sanmao didn't move at all, so I didn't think it was interesting, so I climbed down, "Really...you don't even know how to wag your tail to say hello." Everyone looked dumbfounded, and probably didn't expect me to do this.Forget it, everyone ended this episode and went to the servant's place to rest.But you have to open the door for Mao's rest! !I tentatively gathered my spiritual power in my hand, and then pushed...the door opened and hit the wall...

"The little girl is so powerful~~ This door weighs [-] catties"

"Really? Xiaoxue is really amazing~"

And I was petrified, [-] catties...I pushed away...I am a violent woman...depressed...囧...

After entering the house, a series of tests await everyone... Probably only I am still living as usual...

"Xiaoxue~ Are you a monster?" Leorie fell to the ground, looking at the effortless girl! !Is she really a woman?

"It's nothing, I have received training that is more terrifying, harder, and closer to death than this... so this is for me... a piece of cake..." Otherwise, do you think that the god of death is just eating nothing? ! !

"Then why didn't Xiaoxue push the gate of hell just now." Xiaojie said innocently about this seemingly serious problem.

I took a sip of tea and tried to maintain my stiff expression, "You didn't ask me, I was just looking at you, but I didn't think about it."

"Plop—" Everyone fell to the ground, what is it that they didn't remember! ! !

So at the urging of everyone, we walked back again.Why do you have to push the door! ! "Can I break the door? Do I have to pay for it?" I asked the loyal guard Jabu Rong.

"Huh?" He probably didn't expect me to say that, "It's not necessary."

"Really?" The corner of my mouth twitched, since even the effort of pushing can be saved in this way, "Everyone, step back, it won't be good if you get hurt, mine is dozens of times the size of the bomb~~"

"This door can't be destroyed." Ji Burong shook his head, this door is made of special materials, even a cannon can't blast it!

"Darker than dusk, redder than blood, with your great name buried in the stream of time, I swear in this darkness, all stupid things that block our way, unite with you and me. Realize Oath!——Dragon Breaker!"

……

As a result nothing appeared.

Sure enough... this unique trick is a mustache!

I rubbed the back of my head, "Ahaha~~It's just a matter of practicing momentum~~Don't mind, everyone~~" I started to get serious, and concentrated my spiritual power, "King's Lander! A mask of flesh and blood, Vientiane, flying high, crowned with the name of human beings What is there! Scorching heat and strife, across the sea to the south, step forward! Broken Road 31 Red Cannon!"

This time there was an effect, a big effect, the door was blown to pieces by me, but fortunately not all of them, it just exploded to around the seventh door.Ah~ I should give up singing~~ I made a mistake, but fortunately I don’t want to lose money, Amen~~

Everyone fell to the ground and pointed to the door.You are the strongest~~ Fortunately, we are friends... Otherwise... I don't even know how I died! ! !

I covered my face in embarrassment, "Everyone is going back to rest soon~ Let's have a special training together." Don't look at me with such [enthusiastic] eyes...

The next day, Jie Burong came to me and said that Xiba wanted to see me. Sure enough, I still knew what happened last night~~ Wouldn’t I have to lose money? ! 555555 agreed that he would not have to pay! ! !

In order to reduce trouble, Xiaojie and the others were not allowed to come together, but when they arrived at the entrance of the hall, they found a murderous aura overflowing, testing me?Jie Burong opened the door for me, "Master, Miss Xiaoxue brought it"

"Uncle, hello, I'm Qi Ya's friend Can Xue Yue, and I'm here to find Qi Ya." Qi Ya, is he really your father?Are you sure it's real? !I can't find any resemblance between you guys!When you get old, don't become like this...

"You broke the gate of the underworld?" Looking at the girl in front of her who was completely undisturbed by the murderous aura, she felt a little approving in her heart, but did this person get close to Qi Ya for some reason... Is there any danger?

ha? ?How big is the jump? "He said that there is no need to pay." I pointed at Jie Burong.

He started calling at me without saying a word, of course I had to hide.I thought it was a temptation, and he could pass it with one move, but who knew he would get serious!hateful!I took out the Zanpakuto, "Let's scatter~~Senben Sakura~~" The sword turned into countless cherry blades, some for defense and some for attack.He was also scratched in the face by the sudden change.

But after that, his speed became faster and his offensive became fiercer.Damn, I still can't control Qianbenying when he was hit in the abdomen, took a few steps back, and spit out a mouthful of blood.Do you know it's wrong to hit a woman?

Although I am a bit silver-haired!But I'm not an uncle, bastard!Do you know that there is little spiritual power here, and you still bully me that I don’t know how to use Qianbenying, you pervert!You butterfly!

Damn it, I restored the Zanpakuto to its original state, and began to exude suppressed spiritual power and murderous aura, "Sit on the frosty sky! Hirinmaru!" For a moment, the chill was overwhelming, "I just want to see Qiya today! He is My friend! No one can stop it!"

At this time, a person walked in, "stop it for me"

I know, he is Zeno, this man's murderous aura suddenly struck, although he was prepared, he was still frightened, damn it, am I still weak?

At this moment, Zeno suddenly hit me who was unsuspecting. Since I didn't have a murderous look, I didn't feel it at all... I suddenly felt very hot in my body. Could this be opening my fine pores? !Give me an opening preview! !Do you know if this is not done well, it will kill people!I tried my best to recall the dialogue in the animation, and slowly started to get lucky.

"dad……"

"It's really very talented, and now she is just a little bit worse than you~ Is it necessary to take it for my own use, Qi Ya's friend?" A certain old man looked at the fainted person seriously.

After a long time I finally recovered, glaring at them and stood up.

"Wrapping is really perfect." Shiba smiled, as if the injury on my body was not caused by him!

"Can I go see Qi Ya?" It's disgusting... I really hate them...

"Take her there. After seeing her, please invite Miss Xiaoxue to come over." The old man Jie Nuo gestured to the others.

I nodded my head to say goodbye to these unblinking people, and left with the people who led the way.

When I watched the animation, I felt that this scene was very heartbreaking. Now it seems... Qi Ya is hanging there, with injuries all over his body... Qi Ya, are you an [M]?

"Can I be alone with him for a while?" The man who led me went down.

I walked up to Qi Ya and resisted the urge to take some photos, but I really felt like [SM]... O(∩_∩)O haha... I took out Zanpakuto and began to treat him.

"Xiaoxue?! It's you! Why are you here?" Qi Ya woke up, looking at the person who was treating her in surprise, how did she come in?

"Everyone has come to look for you." Seeing that he was almost healed, I put away the knife. By the way, I admired a little, the child's skin is really good... "Xiaojie is working hard to cultivate and come to you~~"

"It's too dangerous here! Go back quickly!!"

I nodded, "Yes, yes, I had a fight with your father just now." I took out a box of candies and fed Qi Ya one.

"Pfft——" Qi Ya was so frightened that he spat out sugar and saliva on my face, with a look of surprise and fear, "Are you okay?"

"Ah~~ I scratched his face with a knife, he punched me, and I vomited some blood. It's gone."

Qi Ya looked at me with the expression of seeing a ghost, whether you are a woman or not, their strength is very clear to me, to be able to fight with them like this...you...

"Qi Ya, you just stay here and wait for them to save you~"

"Them?? What about you?" Qi Ya caught my tongue.

He gave him another candy, "I have to go home again, I guess if I don't go back, my home will be demolished by a group of people who are afraid of chaos~"

"Be careful yourself" Don't go to those people in my family again...

As soon as I came out the guide took me back to the hall.

"Miss Xiaoxue and Qi Ya are very close? They can live forever." Jie Nuo's completely different expression from before could be interpreted as...happy?Harmful?

"Thank you for your kindness, I still have something to do at home, I want to go home once." Why do you feel so cold?

"Really? What a pity~~" The corners of Xiaoxue's eyes twitched, I can't see that you have any pity at all! !

"I want to say goodbye to Xiaojie and the others before leaving."

"Welcome to play here next time"... play? ? ! ! !I won't come if you kill me! ! !

Go back to Xiaojie and the others to say goodbye to them, probably Kurapika saw something and said he was going to see me off.

"Xiaoxue~ I always feel like you will disappear if you leave."

I froze, Kurapika is really sharp~ "How come?"

"Really?" He looked at me seriously, "Xiaoxue is very strong and treats us very well, but I always feel that there are too many things hidden from us."

"..." I lowered my head and continued walking.I didn't hear... I didn't hear...

"I'm sorry, maybe I'm too busy, everyone has their own secrets." Seeing that I didn't want to say anything, Kurapika looked at me guiltily, but he really cared...

I shook my head, "You are not wrong. I will tell you my secret when we meet next time. Well, I will send it here, and you can go to special training." If there is really a next time...

"Then, be careful, goodbye, Xiaoxue."

"Goodbye, Kurapika"

As soon as he disappeared, I also disappeared using Shunpo, as if no one was here just now.

I have come to the bone-eating well that I have not seen for a long time, and I am going back~~ I don’t know how long it has been this time~~ Do you miss me?I laughed a little, jumped down, and it turned out...

Oops! ! !

You smoked me again! ! ! !