life is embarrassing

I put the cards in my pocket and listened to the examiner explain the content of this exam. Number [99], Odd-tooth kid...It's bad luck...I'd better go to the 3 idiots that time travelers would go to find, and give him the number that Hanzo needs. If I don't have enough points, I will have to rob again....

Silently go to the deck to blow the air... Hey... Have I stayed here for too long?

"Hey, what number did you get?"

"Pa——" I came up at a crossroad, and "Qi Ya Children's Shoes" began to bully his head, pulling his face, "Next time you call me, you have to call me by my name, you know! Do you know!"

"What's the number..."

"Ah... an extremely idiot... [99]" (no revenge at all...)

"..." He didn't speak, but looked at me strangely.

"Don't worry, I won't ask for your account, you are my friend... And~ hehe~ I also have my own goals..."

"Really?" He gave me a strange look, the person she fell in love with must have died a miserable death...

"That's right!!" I flew him a piece of chocolate and stuffed his mouth, "Be careful yourself too... Odd Tooth..."

"Xiaojie should be careful...his target is Hisoka" he said and left.Damn! !Disrespectful child! ! !Do you think I don't know? !Are you telling me specifically that you want me to enlighten him?There is a fluffy guy... Naturally, they are all stubborn guys!

Since I was the last one to disembark, everyone was very worried (in fact, they were afraid of what you might do to others) and told me to be calm and not to do anything lightly.Do I look as useless as A Gang? ! !I am embarrassing...

I got off the boat and went to a place where no one was around. I first put the cards into the ring to see who else could steal it...then I opened the spirit channel to find someone.Of course, I also remember to use illusion to hide myself...

The first one to look for was: "Xiaojie..." Oh hehe, help him train himself...By the way, threaten the people in the dark.At least I'm worthy of Qi Ya coming to me...

"Xiaoxue!?" Xiaojie looked at the person who found her without getting lost in surprise. Didn't she get lost for an hour on the airship?

"What is Xiaojie doing? Aren't you looking for your prey?" Why do you think his eyes don't seem very happy...?very strange?What do you seem to be struggling with? ? ?

"Your prey is [44], right? Anyway, I'm not in a hurry. I'll help you practice today. Trees are dead, but people are alive..." Seeing that he didn't speak, my patience No more, hello!I am going hunting!

"Can you?! Really!?! Thank you!!"

Let me sigh with emotion... How can Tiandu be able to change his mood so much?Just now he looked like a melancholy boy, but now he has become a sunny boy?Which school did you escape from? !

So the training of Xiaojie hunting me started, I kept dodging the attacks, looking at Xiaojie who made no progress at all, do you want to give him a hint?Going on like this is not the solution... Do you want me to say like Shamar [Think of the paper airplane as your girlfriend...]囧...I'm not so perverted yet...

"Xiaojie...you are watching, but I am observing. There is a very obvious difference. You have to learn to attract my attention instead of being attracted by me." So you boldly use your skills Just imagine... I don't mind if you imagine me as Chitoa or Kurapika, as long as it's not Leorio...

He seems to be a little confused, is it difficult to understand what I said?Do I have to say their names? "Then Xiaojie, let me teach you one more time."

So this time I ran after Xiaojie, I didn't use Shunpo, otherwise it would have no effect, and I was too bullying such a cute child... "Don't be passive."

During this period, every time I caught him, I would rip his face viciously, and his face was better than mine! !damn it!Obviously a boy! !Obviously did not protect the skin! ! !Why is it so tender!

The next day, I said goodbye to Xiaojie.Ready to go find my own quarry, it's also immoral to hang out here all the time, I remember.

Relying on the vampire, I can successfully avoid meeting the BT Hisoka. I say you and Lie Lie are also suitable for poker! !Why is the gap so big!I still like fierce...

Relying on Lingluo, I successfully found Qiya and one of my targets. Of course, I also remembered to steal other people's number plates before... Now I am only one short away... The card of fate is in front of me... …

"Qi Ya...I miss you so much...Eh? Qi Ya...you take the numbers of the three of them?"

"Yeah..." Everyone noticed that the background of Qiya was a big red cross... Hey hey hey! !What the hell is this! !

"Oh hehehe... can you give me one?..." I looked at him with tears in my eyes, and pouted my mouth by the way, "I'm only one short."

He handsomely threw me two [2] and [197], and I immediately rubbed against him... "Qi Ya is good... I will give Qi Ya candy..." Of course Qi Ya will give me two... But one was said by Hanzo, so I also flew out [198], good news for everyone to share...

I rewarded him with a bar of chocolate, and I had a clever discussion with him about my sexuality, which turned out to be nothing, and he knew what I was thinking! ! !This is simply prepared! !

"Your mind can rot a little more..." These were the last words Qi Ya left to me after he left.

Cut... your thinking is too precocious! ...the guy who dares to watch pay TV! !Are you qualified to say me! ?Maybe you have rich experience...? !

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I remember that Xiaojie and the others would be trapped by snakes. I still chose to save them because I wanted to communicate with Xiaojie about choosing a spouse in the future. Xiaojie... you must hold on...

"Gon! Leorio!!... Kurapika!! Are you in the cave?" I remember being in this cave.Probably... After all, every hole is very similar...

"Xiaoxue!! Don't come in!! There are snakes!!" The three of them shouted together.Hahaha~ Let me just say... I will get lost if I open the spiritual network! ?Oh heh heh...

my mother! !So many poisonous snakes besieged them for a round [beep——] ah! !There's no other way, I don't know if the breath of vampires can scare them away, everyone has something to do with blood... A jump flew in, "Yo... I'm here to save everyone..."

"Idiot!! We can't get out!!" Kurapika yelled so hard that my head hurt so much, and the others also looked very angry.

"Ah~ Put Leori down first... I'll treat it, and I'll talk about the rest later." I pulled out the Zanpakuto, and they were all startled, where did the sword come from...

I put the knife on Leorio's body [Xiao Po, is it okay? 】

【Don't call me Xiaopo! ! ... What kind of injury is this! ~】

I saw a little bit of fluorescence on the blade, and Leorio's wound was also healing rapidly.

"It's amazing..." Xiaojie and the others couldn't believe it, Ba Peng also opened his eyes, and I put away the knife when I was almost done.

"Peng Si, how about we make a deal, I'll rescue you, and you give us your cards." Of course I'm the one who made the deal... This is my field of expertise... Anyway, I'm also a profiteer. ...

"Okay, if you can."

"Then the next one. Give me your number plate~" I slowly put my hand into the dead [passer-by] who controlled these snakes, uncle...you must not cheat death...

"Xiaoxue!! There are snakes! Don't go!!" Kurapika stopped me, damn it, how could I be so careless, in case something happens to her...

I looked at Kurapika with a faint smile, and deftly freed his hand, snake?I closed my eyes, and the next second, blood-red eyes appeared, they were nothing compared to vampires... The snake swam away quickly as if frightened.They couldn't even close their mouths.

I was going to use the ghost way to get rid of these snakes, maybe I can also eat a meal of grilled snake meat, who knows that Xiaojie still trades cards for gas just like in the plot, do you know that snakes poisoned by gas are not edible? asshole! ! !I embarrass... I hate the plot! !The most annoying! ! ...

"Xiaoxue is amazing!! Those snakes are afraid of you...!" Xiaojie, who was naturally dumbfounded, once again said what everyone was thinking, did you do it on purpose? ! !

"Xiaoxue..." Kurapika looked at me a little embarrassed, did he think I had red eyes too? OMG! !I'm dizzy...

I'm out of ideas... When I got on the airship, I found a seat and had a good rest. The last exam was a fight... Of course they didn't know, they thought it was a written exam~ oh hehehe...

After a while, Kurapika came to see me, his eyes were still very strange, "Xiaoyuki, I'm going to the committee room to gather."

I nodded and stood up, Kurapika seemed to want to say something, I shook my head, "Kurapika, I'm not your clansman, my eyes are just a special case."

He seemed a little frustrated, but after a while he still smiled, very forcedly.Am I going too far?

"Curse is sometimes the cruelest reminder; revenge is sometimes the most futile salvation; humanity is sometimes the most violent poison; soul is sometimes the most fragile glass. Will you be happy after Kurapika's revenge?" I don't Knowing why I say this, I really don't want him to take revenge, his eyes, his hands are not the color of blood.If I could, I'd love for him to lose his memory, forgetting might be the best outcome.

"The 10 here are all qualified candidates this time, I didn't expect 7 to be newcomers." Then there was a lot of nonsense, shit! !Time wasted! ! !Well, let's skip ahead and go straight to Bodro's speech...  

Because everyone is guessing what the exam will test, so...

"That is... the extensive knowledge that a hunter must know, that is to say, the last level is the pen! Try!" Baoduo was very serious, but I wanted to laugh... Are you so sure? !

Everyone looked horrified, even Hisoka's poker tower fell down, you said it was scary or not.Everyone believed it so, how embarrassing... Hanzo reminded everyone that there was a library here, so everyone ran to see it.

After everyone left, Bao Deluo said calmly: "I have no basis for saying this, I just want to show off my reasoning ability." Hahahaha... What will happen if everyone hears~ oh hehehe...

I also went out to read books. It's just archaeology, just some information about tombs... I want to steal it. Isn't it true that hunters will encounter tombs made by previous timetravelers? O(∩_∩)O...

Just when I saw halfway through the broadcast, it rang, ah... the interview has started... I continued to watch, no hurry, we are at the bottom.

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[44] No. Hisoka:

"Why do you want to be a hunter"

"Because it is very convenient to do anything with the hunter qualification"

"E.g?"

"For example, in many cases, killing is not responsible"

"So, among these candidates, who do you pay attention to the most?"

"[99], [405] make it difficult for me to choose, ah... and [406]"

"Among these candidates, who do you least want to fight against?"

"[99] [405] [406], by the way, the person I want to fight the most is the president..."

[405] Xiaojie:

"The person I care about the most is Hisoka. None of these four people want to fight."

Kurapika:

"The positive answer is Xiaojie, and the negative answer is Hisoka. There is no reason why I don't want to fight anyone, and there is a reason why I can fight anyone."

Leo Li:

"Xiaojie is kind to me. He is the one I don't want to fight the most."

[99] odd teeth:

"It's Hisoka who cares, and I don't want to fight someone who has no fighting spirit."

"It's not good not to confess..."

"Xiaojie is the one who cares the most, and he is also the one who doesn't want to fight the most"

"The last candidate [406] is invited to come for an interview." I closed the book, and finally it's me~ Old President Fox.I've thought about the answer a long time ago... I can't help it...