life is embarrassing

"Say... let's see... who's psychological endurance is good?" Seeing her strange eyes on me, the smile on the corner of her mouth deepened. I don't know if pineapple's ability can scare perverts?

"Oh hehe~ okay~ then I'll bet on myself." Looking confidently at the girl in front of her, she really didn't know what to do!than this?Isn't he a sure winner?

"Really?" I transformed into a trident under the surprised eyes of everyone, swiped for a while and then posed in a more stylish pose, "The hell of the six reincarnations will appear soon~" After speaking, I struck with the trident Look at the ground, and sure enough, using illusion is still the most handsome shape.

Qi Ya and the others didn't see anything, the only thing they could see was Lelute herself, her face turned pale, and then she started to yell.

Hmph~ Watching myself slowly aging, flesh falling off, rotting, eyeballs, and blood appearing one by one, it’s scary to see my own death... Fortunately, I’m obsessed with "Nursery Rhymes of Mother Goose" recently, so I can’t help humming sing...

"Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack

Clap, clap, clap, chick, chirp, chirp, chirp, it's broken

The heart took the right hand small intestine took the left hand

put down the head put down the liver

Mary picked up her blue eyes and looked at

Clap, clap, chick, chick, crackle, crackle

Clap, clap, clap, chick, chirp, chirp, chirp, it's broken

The lungs took the right hand, the kidneys took the left hand

put down tongue down nose

Mary cuts off the earring on her left ear

Mary Amalia

Mary in red Mary with long blonde hair puts on the cut earrings

Mary Amalia

Mary in red Mary with green pupils accepts the gouged out eyes

Mary Amalia

Mary, dressed in blood-stained clothes, picked up the saw and kitchen knife and turned around

Appeared in your yard with a hollow, eyeless head" (Blooded Maria)

"Stop it now!!! I admit defeat!!!" She screamed, obviously thinking that if she closed her eyes, she wouldn't see it, and if she covered her ears, she wouldn't hear it, but the picture appeared in her mind like a ghost. Can't get rid of it...you can smell blood, touch, hear...everything seems to be real...it's scary...

Withdrawing the illusion, looking at this woman who killed people by mental torture, this is called [kill you with your sword! ] "How about it, it's scary... In the end, everyone saw it, and I won~"

I went down and patted the child Qiya who was still stunned, "Qiya, the next game is up to you."

"Xiaoxue~ What the hell happened??" Xiaojie looked at the person whose face was still ashen, who needed the help of his companions to go down, and whose body was still shaking, Xiaoxue obviously didn't do anything? !

"She probably kills people psychologically, so people like Leorio will definitely lose. What she sees are all illusions created by me. I just let her taste the feeling of being defeated from the heart~" Absolutely It's not about trying to see if you can control people's hearts with your voice...

"Ha~ Xiaoxue is really a good person..." Only Xiaojie, who was naturally dumbfounded, believed this sentence.

Qi Ya went on the stage, without giving too much nonsense to his opponent, he quickly grabbed his heart, and then crushed it to pieces.Spike...

"Qi Ya!! I want to die!! Bleeding again!! Damn you, come and hit me!!" Do you know that holding back blood sucking is very difficult, bastard!

"Xiaoxue! Your eyes..." Xiaojie pointed to my eyes, then looked at Kurapika, as if he was suspicious of something.

"Eh? What's wrong with my eyes?" I didn't drench...the color won't change~ Besides, it really changed, what about the hair?It didn't turn silver either!

"It turned red just now." Kurapika's voice trembled slightly, she... could it be...

……nonsense!I am a vampire! !It's strange to see that the blood is not red! !

Everyone obviously felt that the atmosphere was not right, so they chose to ignore this problem. The danger alert has not been lifted yet. Anyway, we are all together, so we are not in a hurry to ask.

This level of 1V1 killing game is still passed, because of my intervention, we obviously saved 50 hours... But! !

I endured the cross on my head that was about to explode!Hey Hey hey! !Don't just step into the trap if you have nothing to do, okay! !How many 50 hours are enough for you to waste like this!Are you pretending to be Bill Gates to make money? !It's a shame to waste time!What a waste of money!It is you who have made this world less billionaires!

Finally, when I came to the room of fate, it was another multiple-choice question! !Depend on!The guy who took the hunter exam must have been under the shadow of the exam when he was a child!That's why it's so perverted to poison us now!Do you think that there are only choices and judgments in the examination paper?I [beep——]!Is your Chinese composition fake? !

One is the road of many people, but it takes a lot of time to reach the end, and the other is the road of single people, which can be reached soon. As the name suggests, only one person can walk.

Watching them fight like hell makes my head explode!Xiaojie!Hurry up and remind me of your violent method!Otherwise, I will never end with you!I will definitely sell you to the head of the group [beep——], or sell Qiya to the head of the group!

"This..." I, who was the only one who hadn't spoken yet, interrupted everyone, "Actually... Qi Ya, don't you have a bomb? Let's choose a path with 5 people, and just blow up the side." If it doesn't work, I use ghosts Dao Bo can also.

"..." No one spoke.Is it so different when I mention it? ! !Is it king that Xiaojie must speak out? !Am I that untrustworthy? !I want to punch someone! ! !

"I've run out of bombs." Qi Ya lowered his head angrily.

"Is that so... Do you believe me?" He looked at the others with a smile, and if he didn't believe it, he could just beat him unconscious and pack it up.

Under the threatening eyes of a certain demon Hong Guoguo, everyone subconsciously nodded.

That's right...you have to respect the only woman...then, I aimed at the monitor, and a scalpel flew over, "Everyone choose the road of five~"

Everyone is grateful [circle] "But, how do we break the wall?" Xiaojie was distressed, there was no bomb...

Xiaoxue picked up the ax and said, "Let's chop together..." I'm sorry...Xiaojie was proposed by you~ I'll tell you first...Don't be upset, at most I won't sell you to the team leader , to sell you to... Kuroro (Kaka: Is there a difference? Xue: Of course there is... When adding him as the leader, it means selling to their group... Kuroro is a personal transaction...)

Well... I proposed this plan in advance, but! ! !Why did we just arrive here! ! !Is this respect for the plot? ! !I still crushed a certain big brother... I have nothing to say, I want to sleep! !Whoever disturbs me, I'll take his clothes off and hang them on the street (on the street)

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Replenish your energy, and everyone boarded the airship and headed to the location of the next exam.Everyone thought it was time to rest, but...

"Everyone, please wait a moment, we have to charge you a deposit of 1 million for the accommodation fee here."

Everyone started to complain, and I sighed, I can live in the wild.I want to be rich myself! !Why do you still want to steal it for you~.But, hey...someone else still went to dig...

What a profiteering industry! !Your room is not necessarily a presidential suite!Aren't you afraid of malicious revenge from a certain facial paralysis? !

"Isn't Xiaoxue going??" Xiaojie looked at the person sitting by the sea who was not moving at all.

"It's fine if I'm in the wild ~ I can also exercise ~" It's fake, it's purely because anyway, the boss and the others have a room if they escape at night, so why spend money? !It's not that I'm not stupid! ! ... I'm not a fool! ! !It was you who made me slip up!

"Isn't it because I can't swim..." The odd-toothed smile sounded like a thief, wanting to watch a good show.

"Who said I can't!!" Damn it!Don't be scared if you see a person go into the water and come out to be another person! !

"Xiaoxue, do you want us to help you?" Kurapika looked at me worriedly, and seemed to want to ask me something, and then changed his words, "If something happens to a person, he will be in trouble."

Xiaoxue gave them a big smile back, "Oh hehehe... don't worry... it's okay..." It's not a day or two to beat someone up..."

At night, I was sitting by the sea, looking at the sunset, I remembered a song, and sang it like this

tell me the meaning of sorrow...

If you close your eyes, you can't see the sad things

If you have never felt warmth, you will not be hurt

in the sea of ​​hearts

I can't remember whose gentle voice it is

Who in the past is calling me

When will I get back this sadness

at this moment that cannot be repeated

I can only see your figure

In the distance there is a beautiful boat with a steady light

Disappearing in the waves of my heart with a turbulent sigh

Why seek warmth that should not be known

heart full of confusion

The ship of life sets sail among the rippling microwaves

Ride the waves in the starless night

the other side of darkness

I can only see your figure

To the memoryless waters

To the tenderness that disappears under the sea

until you find it yourself

The sadness of knowing that we will love each other in the future

at this moment that cannot be repeated

I can only see your figure

The loneliness in the deep sea... I feel a little sad when I look at the sea... But I also have a headache! !Can someone explain, the things floating around me are souls! ! !What a mess! ! !The atmosphere is gone! ! !Damn it! ! ! !

Suddenly there was a strange sound in the sky, I looked up, ah~ it was an airship... The couple packed up and ran away.Hey... I'm going to find Xiaojie and the others... You can live for free... Oh hehehehe, I finally don't have to blow my hair...

Not long after I ran to the deck, the space ring suddenly started to heat up again.Is the Heart Stone nearby? ?no?I followed the direction of the heat of the ring. ...Isn't that person... a ninja?

"Xiaoxue, you're here~ That couple ran away..." Xiaojie, I have eyes, I can see, you don't need to tell me so loudly, bastard!

"I see." Look at the person the ring refers to, Hanzo?Ninja... In fact, he is still very cute... So I don't use violent methods to get the [Heart Stone]...

The couple escaped, which means we are trapped here, but there is not much food here, and everyone is thinking about how to escape.Because, this may also be a question in the exam.

Many people chose to leave alone, and some stayed. At this time, everyone seldom united together, because this is the hunter exam, and there is no trust here, just like Kurolo said [betrayal has existed from the beginning. 】

On the second night, the mutation came, and the storm came.

I stood at the highest point and saw that everyone was busy saving people and water, so I should do something too, right?Otherwise, I feel a little guilty...

The rain wet my body, my strange red eyes, silver hair falling down my shoulders, flying in the wind and rain, making me look even more weird, and there is also a vague smile.

Transformed into a Zanpakuto, "Hey...Xiaopo~ Let's make a fuss too, "Sit on the frosty sky! Hirinmaru!" Then pointing to the waterspout, he said, "When the sky is turning, disappear..."

But everything is my fantasy, I didn't stand that high... I'm not so kind... I didn't make a move... It's not that I didn't want to, but there was a reason... Bastard! ! !

Let me introduce my situation to you. My left side is Hisoka and Jita Raku, and my right side is... Hisoka's poker.囧...what's wrong with me! !Rarely quite heroic! ! !

"Oh hehe...△The little fruit is really interesting...◇Hair and eyes can change color...☆" I don't know who it is without introducing this tone? ! ! !

"His Royal Highness Hisoka... I still have to go find Xiaojie and they will leave first." Xiaojie, it's really not good for you to be a shield...you can rest assured that you will be bitten to death...

If "click click" is completely incomprehensible, do you really think I will understand? !

"..."囧...Why am I with two perverts! ! ! "I'm going to go first." I immediately started to run, dammit! !terrible……! !

Everyone survived the first wave of storms according to the plot, and the second wave is coming soon.I cook for everyone, and that's the only thing I can do to help them.This is also the position everyone arranged for me. Am I so weak in everyone's eyes? ?Draw circles....

Alright, alright... I'll be a backup, a doctor.I'll buy you coffins too! ! ! !

-----------------------------------It's finally night--------------- --------------------

Seeing that everyone is working hard to finally get out of the danger of being stuck by the rock, I will also do my part, so I will send a ghost~ "King's Lander! The mask of flesh and blood, Vientiane, fluttering wings, and the crown of human beings!" Famous things! Scorching heat and chaos, across the sea and head southward, step forward! Break the road 31 red cannon!" The red cannon bombarded the wall with the missile, and broke away from its restraint.

In order to prove that I still have a lot of love, I am going back to the operating room to find Kurapika, he must have fainted... ah! !And Xiaojie! Damn...! !You can't worry about it! !Fortunately, Xiaojie was rescued by someone...

"Kurapika!!" I yelled, you really fainted~ You didn't disappoint my hopes at all... I held my forehead, and I had to wait for someone to sail the boat..., I took Kurapika Lapika sat up with support, you must not fall down...

"Oh hehehe... △ Xiaoguo is really... □" A person who lived up to my expectations came.

"Ah... Hisoka can sail a boat?"

"Yes...★"

"May I trouble Hisoka to open it?" I pointed to Kurapika I was supporting.

"The little fruit and I have a fight?... ※The little fruit has good leg strength... ◎Sliding so fast...☆" And twisting the waist of the water snake... OMG~~ I must hurry up! !This perverted level is beyond my imagination! ! !

"……"Depend on! !In the anime, you help Kurapika without any conditions!You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder~!Oh hehehe~~ "When Hisoka grows to 190cm, I will compare with you"

"Really?...△" He laughed hahahaha, very excited to start sailing, and he drove very much like a pirate ship in the park~~囧~~ Did I choose the wrong person?

My heart is also laughing hahahahaha, you are only 187CM according to the official information, oh hehehehehe...you are still far away~~.

He simply bandaged Kurapika and sent him back to his room.Then I went to find Xiaojie again, damn it! !Hisoka! !How can anyone throw people like garbage! ! !Do you know about environmental protection?Since you have to throw it away, why not just throw it in the trash can! !

Suddenly remembered that there is still a heart-dyed stone] and went down to the firing room, telling Qi Ya Xiaojie that there was nothing wrong.Also, I'm actually here to find Hanzo.Don't look at me with such embarrassing eyes~~

I purposely slipped my foot, fell on Hanzo, and said in my heart [heed the call, the wish of the heart].The heat from the ring finally died down.I also breathed a sigh of relief, thanked the blushing Hanzo, and went to sleep on the deck.I'm so tired... I'm courting death for whoever is making noise! ! !

"Xiaoxue~The exam is about to begin~" A voice rang out.

"YADA~~Sebas~~I still need to sleep~~"

"...I'm not Sebastian~~~!!"

"Ha~~Oh no two~~huh~." (They are all voice actors~~)

Kurapika held his forehead, how could he wake up! !

"I'll give it a try." Xiaojie looked at everyone determined to win, and whispered in my ear, "Dinner is ready~~Xiaoxue~~Get up~~"

"Whispering!! Naruto Uzumaki, you are in the wrong place~." (They are all voice actors~~)

"I'm Xiaojie~~!! Xiaoxue~~!!"

"En~~ I know about Lanbo~~ If you make any more noise, I'll roast you~~!"

Qi Ya pulled my face with his hands, with a look of displeasure on his face, "I want to do this~"

I frowned, who is it!Gave him a slap, "Fuck! Who is disturbing my sleep!! You want to die, don't you!!"

...Xiaojie and the others looked at Qiya who was photographed lying on the ground and the small hole that was punched out, and they unanimously decided not to call Xiaoxue up in the future, Qiya is so pitiful~~~~

"Xiaoxue... you are the last one... hurry up and draw cards!" Kurapika hurriedly urged, they probably couldn't escape this fate if they didn't go~~

"Oh~" I got up immediately, patted my face, walked to the draw [award] and took a card from the box

Generally speaking, this lottery is very particular~~ There must be good ones, no perverts, no fighting madmen, no money lovers, no killers, no natural fools... just give me the cannon fodder~~

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