life is embarrassing

"He's a fake! He's not an examiner at all! I'm the real examiner for the hunter exam!" the man shouted, pointing at the examiner standing beside us.

So the morale of the army began to waver~ Hey~~ Everyone said that this is the lair of fraudsters~ Why don't you have any common sense? !

In the end, Hisoka's poker solved everything, and only real hunters can catch poker... But!Why is a poker flying towards me you bastard! !Did I do anything to get his attention? !It seems not! !

"Xiaoyuki!" Kurapika and the others cried out worriedly.

"It's okay, it's okay" I waved my hand, red heart [K]~ Did I really do something to make his [beep——] or something [beep——]? ?Or did he find out that I was YYing him?

"Oh~hehehe ◇...Little fruit is so powerful...☆" The only person who can speak with symbols....I still like the picture of him getting out of the bath... Every time I look at it, I have the urge to get a nosebleed... Tsk tsk tsk... Ah...

hateful! !If only Shunpo could be done! !Go for a slow run with them! !Xiaojie and I ran ahead, and Hisoka's examiner game is about to start... Xiaojie was still worried about the [uncle] who ran the slowest, so we turned back again, let's see!I knew you would pull me!

I have to mention the omnipotence theory of the protagonist! !I hit Hisoka in the face with a fishing rod, and that's how I passed~ Hey~ The protagonist is great...I don't care about it, as long as it doesn't offend me, I don't want to die in this place!

Leorio was still taken away by Hisoka.Then a CP appeared, Xi Lei? ?What a thunder... I can do a lot of things during this period of time! !I can't help YY again... This pair of CPs is simply an upset!

Well, without spoiling everyone, we ran to the location of the second exam.There were 149 people who passed the first round, and I was still the one who came out!Hey...how helpless...society is like this...

The second test was hosted by Food Hunter.So the topic is: cooking! !Everyone began to lament... I said that as long as it doesn't kill people, why bother so much?Anyway, there is always a solution in the end...

After everyone [pleasantly] [listened] to the deafening belly cry, they finally understood that it was not thunder!So no one will be shocked!But it doesn't mean that the topic won't work?

Buha stabbed the pig's stomach and said, "The menu I ordered is... I want to eat a whole roasted pig. This is my favorite, and in this forest, it is known as the most ferocious porcupine in the world."

Everyone separated because of these pigs. I feel that there is something wrong with this sentence... 囧... Forget it... I ran with a pig for a while, and suddenly a flash of flowers circled on the head of the pig following me, Stomp it out with a kick against the neck.This is the most environmentally friendly and harmonious... Guaranteed to just faint!The meat is delicious!

Then everyone grilled and chatted together, and I also took out some chocolate~ candy...to bribe Qiya...Actually, I want to see the cat's face...He and Xiaojie are cats and dogs, What a perfect match! !but!This does not mean that I support this CP!

71 pigs... 71 people are qualified, embarrassing... I still have extra! !At least 70! !Brush off a cannon fodder! ! !

I didn't know that butterflies are also very hard! !

The beauty Men Qi seemed a little dissatisfied, and wanted to brush off some more people, "The second exam, the second half, my menu is... sushi!"

In the end, no one knew about it, except of course me, "Because this is a traditional national cuisine of a small island country, let me give you a reminder, please take a look here first."

With a sigh, no one will succeed in saying... and this is a very shocking game! !Now that I have the tools~ I’ll make onigiri... oh hehe...onigiri...dango...team leader...I was wrong...actually...there are people who are more wrong than me, Kurapika and Leo Li...do you really have to remind everyone so loudly? ~Have you never realized that your voice is so loud? !

So everyone just ran out to catch fish, what a bunch of idiots!Who said sushi has to be fish!Can't it be vegetables? !fruit!It's not that I don't forgive you!It's the food that won't forgive you!

"Isn't Xiaoxue going???" Xiaojie looked at Youya Youzai who was busy being someone who didn't know what kind of food it was.Isn't she worried?

"Ah... I'm tired, let's talk after a rest."

After they all left, Men Qi came over and looked at me with interest, "If you don't go, you will lose your qualification..."

"Sushi needs deep-sea fish, and it pays attention to freshness and mustard sauce to make it delicious... how can you find it here..."

"Eh?... Do you know clearly?"

"Want to eat? It's free~" I handed her a freshly made rice ball.

"I won't count you as a pass~"

Xiaoxue just looked at her with a smile, "Say... who knows...", if you don't count me as a pass, someone will count me as a pass... Do you think I'm really an idiot? !

After a while, everyone came back one after another, and Xiaojie also brought me a fish, tsk tsk tsk... What a good boy... I am speechless after watching everyone's cooking... The world is so big... There are so many wonders ... I was eating my rice balls, watching them make trouble... I miss Rarity's cooking~ I don't know where they went...

Sure enough, everyone failed the pass, and President Nitro came out to make a rescue~ So there was a topic... [Poached Eggs]~ By the way, Aizen seems to hate this, huh? !Oh heh heh...

"Xiaojie...can you pick one for me??" I looked at him pitifully...

"Go by yourself!" Men Qi kicked me off and dared to play in front of her! ! "I'm looking forward to it..."

"Ah...Xiaoxue..." So everyone jumped together with Xiaoxue who had lost her footing.Allow me to say [youjump...Ijump...] Let's die [beep——]...

The rest is the same as the plot, damn it! ! !Men Qi kicked really hard! ! !Is it a woman?She is simply a violent woman!shrew!

"The second exam, 43 passers~" Men Qi announced... I hate exams the most! !I hate examiners the most! !I hate this world the most! ! !If it weren't for the money!You thought I would come to suffer this! !

Since the next destination needs to take an airship, I started a rare free time to move around ~ correct me ~ I walked around with Qi Ya and the others.

As a kitten, Qi Ya sensed that someone was following her, so I suggested that we go to drink coffee... She still appeared, Anida wanted to avenge her father.From this paragraph, it can be seen that Qiya is a very cute child~ I decided not to intervene, because... I am hungry...

Qi Ya left alone first ~ Xiaojie chased him out worried, this is the evidence of JQ! ! □Naked evidence! !ah! !I also need to go! !If you have a hunter's license...you'd be a fool if you don't...! !Qiya...Xiaojie...wait for me...

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"Xiaojie...Qiya...what are you doing?" I finally found you...Look at you sweating profusely...your clothes are soaking wet...tsk tsk tsk...it feels like I just did it What the hell is the same... Wow Kaka Kaka...

"Ah~ Xiaoxue... The president said that as long as you grab the ball, you can have a hunter's license..." Xiaojie looked at the people who came over very excitedly, his eyes were full of fire...

"Eh?...Really?!!" Pretending is still necessary.After all, I have to show my grandpa a little face...

"Does the little girl come to try too?" The president smiled and looked at me.Fox...has a foxy vibe to it.

"I give up." Qi Ya walked out with his head down, as if something was wrong.What's wrong? ? ?Was it rejected by Xiaojie?

"Xiaoxue, come on..." Xiaojie stood aside to cheer me up, but he still looked at Qiya who was leaving with concern.I said... why don't you chase after you if you can't let go?Are you not afraid that he will find another man? !

"En" smiled back at him, and started to run towards Nirot, it seems that it is impossible to use Shunpo... His speed is also very fast, why is it so similar to the snatching bell in Hokage! "President, I have to be serious..."

"Ah!! The president's left foot and right hand moved! Xiaoxue's speed is so fast! I can almost lose sight!" Xiaojie kept rubbing his eyes, not wanting to miss any picture.

"Yeah, yeah...Xiaoxue, right?...It's really amazing..." The president started to get serious, damn it, do you want to use illusion?Is there such a big difference if you don't learn how to read? !correct!I can also learn Qiya!disappear suddenly?Hehe~

I used illusion to hide myself and hid myself, as long as I found a flaw, I created a flaw if there was no flaw, so I quietly turned the ball into a snake.

"Ah! Snake!" Xiaojie cried out in disbelief...

"It's really interesting..." The president was a little surprised when he saw the snake in his hand, it's now!

I walked over in a blink of an eye, and I was about to touch it!Suddenly a bloody smell entered my nose.Oops!I forgot I was a vampire.hateful!

Hey~ But forget it... Let's just participate in the competition honestly... If you attract too much attention, nothing good will happen...

Xiaoxue stopped attacking with a smile, "Ah... still can't do it... so tired~ I'm going to rest..." Damn it! !It's all because of that odd tooth! !See if I don't beat you up! !Fortunately, I restrained the urge to suck blood!

Following the smell of blood to the place where Qiya was, he seemed a little surprised to see me!

I angrily walked over and hit him on the head with a "slap——"(#‵′)Damn! It’s nothing to make it so bloody!! It almost made me feel the smell of blood... Forget it, no blood is allowed to be killed in the future Do you know! Otherwise, I will fight every time I see you!"

Qi Ya covered his head and shouted, "What are you doing, idiot!" He suddenly became quiet again, his tone seemed strange, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

This kid... Is it true that the heroine who encounters such a situation will say this sentence "You are Qi Ya, and the second is to beat the enemy. Qi Ya is my friend, how can I hate him. And let Qi Ya help him? I will charge money... I have to beat the enemy... So I still like Qi Ya more... If there is something in the future, I don't charge money... I like it together..."

The next day, Qi Ya told Anida the facts about Spicy Mountain.Hey...Qi Ya really likes to be a bad guy...the corner of my mouth curled up...it's okay...this is Qi Ya...that's how it's possible to push Xiaojie...men are not bad...how can I lie man!Especially an innocent boy like Xiaojie...

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Looking at the cheap well tower that is obviously cutting corners, it is difficult to reach the ground safely within 72 hours...Just ignore the person who climbed the wall and was eaten by a bird.

In this world, is human life so insignificant?No one will remember, no one will pity, and you can sell it by the catty!Only profit is the most important thing, and betrayal is the most here... How can I be literary? ...

I have to marvel at the power of Xiaojie's beast... I quickly found an entrance, that's right, there are 6 entrances!I love Xiaojie so much... oh hehehehe, we can be together again... there is no possibility of being with a pervert..., oh hehehe...

"There are 6 in such a small area, I doubt it~" Leorio obviously didn't believe it. ...I covered my mouth, it's kind of weird...Although there are 5 in the animation, now there are 6, is there any danger?

"Everyone is separated here for the time being"

"Goodbye on the ground"

"it is good"

We jumped together and experienced [youjumpljump...] again.Huh... Sure enough, everyone is together... We smiled at each other.

The way of the majority, but there are 6 timers~.I remembered!Dongba! =0=How did I forget him... No wonder there are 6 of them...囧...I don't know what kind of torture this person has been tortured by my medicine...

We took the timer and started waiting for the last person!Damn Dongba! !Come down! ! !It still took 2 hours for him to fall off!Damn it! ! !Do you have a sense of time?

So we started a long journey, and it was so annoying to watch them quarrel when they had nothing to do!

After walking for a long time, I finally saw the exit, so the prisoner uncle explained for a long time, anyway, it is a 1V1 battle!What nonsense!

Dongba just [volunteered] to go up to be the first one, and [without hesitation] surrendered and came back, everyone was embarrassed ~, what are you going to go up to! !Do you want to change yourself?Anyway, the plot here was messed up by me.

Soon after arriving at Kurapika, after seeing the spider tattoo on the back of the fake spider, his eyes started to turn red again.Red eyes... Kurapika, who is to blame for everything?With blood and hatred on your back, will you be happy?Will you be happy after revenge?

Maybe this is the beginning of another pain...

Kurapika got knocked out and he came down, but the game can only end if one side admits defeat or dies, so Kurapika’s game is not over yet, Uncle Leorio is still betting time, although we wasted a lot time, but at least win a round

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"Leorie...Leave this to me~otherwise people will say you bully women..." I looked at the old woman opposite, although she was indeed very young, she was too annoying! !

"Hey!! Xiaoxue!! How can I do this!!" How could I hand over the beauty to you! ! !

"The little girl also wants to gamble..." Lelute looked at the only girl with a smile.

"That's right... It's not okay to let the uncle alone all the time...so..." I glared at Leori viciously, try it lustfully! ! ! "Quickly die to me!!"

"Xiaoxue is so scary..." Xiaojie quietly looked at Qiya and Kurapika and got the approval of the others.

"No! I want to play a game with a beautiful woman! And I'm only 18 years old!!!" Leorio was very angry! ! !Am I that old? !

"Come down! Otherwise... who knows what will happen..." Looking at him with a smile, although there are still elements of threat, but the rattling of bones is still very scary...

Leo Li trembled, it was really scary...he still walked down.Xiaoxue patted him with a smile, "It's so cute..." So, she went on stage under everyone's strange eyes.

"Hehe~ Then little girl, let's bet on whether I am a man or a woman."

Xiaojie and the others were all astonished, the corners of their mouths hooked, can I choose a ladyboy? ! "Ah... How can I make me willingly admit defeat?"

"I can completely search you until you are satisfied." She winked at Xiaoxue who was still calm on the other side...

"Oh, then I'll choose a girl." Grandma... Even though I'm a rotten girl, it doesn't mean I'm a lily! !

"Damn!! Xiaoxue!! It was you who asked me to come down!!! How could such a good thing happen!!" Leorie was so regretful...but he could only sigh on the side...

"...Are you sure?" He still kept smiling and looked at the girl who was also smiling.

"Yes"

"That's right..." Then, she showed a chilling smile, "Then it's your turn, what do you want to bet?"

What are you betting on... Let's gamble for fun... Anyway, it depends on who has the best psychological endurance, so let's be direct... The smile in the eyes is getting colder...