life is embarrassing

When I woke up in the morning, I saw Skylark waking up and sitting on the sofa, saying in a [Complete][Imperative] tone, "Hurry up and make breakfast."

Damn it! ! !I'm your cook, bastard! ! !I can't buy breakfast by myself! !What are your legs for!Depend on!Be careful I [beep——] beat you! !Of course, I just slandered and didn't say it.I don't have the guts to say it.

Touch your nose and make breakfast, do you want some laxatives?Or some mustard?chili?mouse?cockroach?rag? (Why is it getting worse and worse?!!!) Of course, this is just thinking about it..._

I discussed it with him and left the day after tomorrow. It is said that he has already controlled a school.What kind of school is so unlucky... I wonder if the hairstyle has been changed? ? 【Airplane Head】Maybe it will become popular...

"I have to go to study after dinner, so I have to go first." So you just work hard to dominate your school... We each go our own way... Seeing each other is worse than missing...

"School yesterday?" His eyes flickered, as if a beast saw its prey. "I'll go with you."

My foot slipped, big brother... what are you going to do! !Where is there anything you can do! !You don't go to college! !Besides, yesterday you came to provoke others and didn't care about it! ! !

"Aren't you, Skylark, going to grab the territory?" Hurry up, hurry up... If you go, you will gather together! !Don't you hate crowds the most?So you don't want to go, it's easy to collapse...

"Yesterday's herbivore was very interesting..." It's worth killing...and... that person seems to have seen it somewhere

I really don't want to go with him, but I'm innocent too... So, if you really fight, don't drag me! ! !

"I said, I saw Rex at the Black Cat Hotel last night, and it feels like he's someone from there!!" This was the first sentence we heard when we came to the classroom.

Jin Baosan, you really know how to pick your time... You must say this when I come, you bastard! ! !Don't you see a powerful [carnivore] behind me? !

Everyone quieted down when they saw us coming in with a "swish--", I don't know why, it's about Rex, or about me and Skylark.It won't be a good thing anyway...

"You kid!! Here it is again, are you looking for a fight!!" Jin Baosan, you can't afford to mess with him! !Don't pretend [beep——] in front of him! !

Seeing only a flash of silver, Jin Baosan fell to the ground.

"Who's next?" Skylark licked his lips, and there was only the pleasure of fighting in his eyes.

Hungry, I really made a move..., you are really amazing.... "Skylark!! Enough!!" I really can't stand this man!How could this be the case!Is it good to be warlike? ! "You are a crowd like this!"

Skylark frowned, and looked at me with some displeasure, "... I really still hate gatherings, so I'm leaving." Why are you defending those people so much!Those herbivores are so weak, so powerless to protect you...

Brother, you don’t need to jump out of the window if you want to leave! ! !These floors... Didn't you see that everyone was stunned! ! !Even if you are very good, you have to take care of the other comrades present! !I will be implicated by you! !

"Hello everyone... I have something to announce..." So don't worry about him [jumping off a building] anymore! !Look at me you bastard! !

Sister Sha looked at me bewitchingly, "Are you going to marry that person?"

I was thundered, completely thundered.Although children generally say that the farther apart the races are, the better the children are, but!I don't have masochistic tendencies yet!You asked me to marry this man! !I might as well marry Yundou! !

Everyone looked at me, Dadong was surprised, Arthur was funny, Xiaoyu was? ? ?I can't see it... Sar~~ Do you guys like to guess randomly so much?No wonder I was deceived~~ I really have no brains!I don't even look at how old I am! !Although it is said that a woman's face can be deceiving, but I am also a red girl~~

"Ghosts!! He is my senior and boss. He is here to pick me up and go back to school. I'm leaving the day after tomorrow." So, today I'm here to give you a vaccination and watch the show~~(* ^__^*) Hee hee...

"Really, I've only been here for a few days!! Did you make a mistake..." Arthur~~ Don't worry, your [wife] can't escape! 】

"Did he force you?" Xiao Yu seemed a little angry.That person is really dangerous. It can be seen that he has a strong desire to possess. Is it really not dangerous to be with this kind of person?

Hungry, Xiaoyu~~Why are you angry? ?Did Lark do something to you?Did he do something to you behind my back? (Can you use normal sentences?) Did he really [beep——] pass you? !ah! ! !I really fell~~~

"No... no one can force me~oh, right~? What were you talking about just now?"

Then everyone didn't say anything about Skylark, and continued talking about the topic just now, only Xiaoyu looked at me thoughtfully.

"Are you really all right? He doesn't seem like someone to mess with." He has a heavy murderous look, doesn't look very friendly, and seems to have high combat power, won't you be in any danger?

"It's okay, he's a good guy~~" Occasionally after getting drunk.But he bought it for me last time I was hospitalized?Supper, although whether he bought it remains to be verified...

Rex came soon, and Dadong didn't mention what happened just now, looking at the obvious [love triangle] (you are still struggling with this~).

I let out a sigh, it's really boring~~ Can't you guys end it soon?So much time has to be prepared just for the 【Love Triangle】!Do you know that it will reduce the playing time of a lot of cartoons, bastard! !So I started to sleep again.

When I woke up, everyone was gone, Xiaoyu and Arthur were waiting for me.It seems that only you are good people~~

"Xiaoxue, you are too sleepy~ You can't wake up even if you scream."

"I don't know, I just feel very tired..." Probably time travel consumes spiritual power again... Really, it seems that we still need to learn more about spiritual power control~~

"Okay, let's go to the Heartbreaker." Xiao Yu took the lead and left.Why is your tone so cold?Did something happen while I was sleeping?Am I missing something?

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"Hey...Xiaoyu, can you also express your opinion on Rex's appearance?"

"No problem." Xiaoyu replied coolly, Arthur was completely speechless.Did this kid eat explosives today?I'm so angry~~ Could it be?No way~~~

They're talking about Rex, and me?I ate noodles by myself.It turns out that the consumption of spiritual power is not only lethargic but also easy to be hungry~~

"Arthur, believe me, no one is what they seem. Isn't it, Xiaoxue?"

Hey Hey hey! !Don't suddenly draw such an innocent look on me with such serious eyes! !Xiaoyu~~You are really not right today~~You talk like eating too much chili~~

I was stunned by the sudden question, okay, okay~~ I will express some opinions~~ I took a sip of water, and said Shinichi's words, "Remove the impossible factors, no matter how unreasonable what remains, but That must be the truth..."

Arthur looked defeated by me, "I said Xiaoxue, have you watched too much "Sherlock Holmes" or "Conan"?!"

Actually, I really want to say, yes.But would you believe it?It's a pity... The corner of his mouth curled up, "Rex, no matter how well-planned the criminal is, the criminal will never have the last laugh."

Because it was me who had the last laugh~~wow Kaka Kaka~~

Dadong came right after I finished talking, "Heartbreaker, the same way." Then it was time for Heartbreaker to play tricks. I really want to know how you got those props~~I want it too~ ~

Arthur was embarrassed to say that he suspected that Rex was KO2, so he asked Xiao Yu to say, who would have thought he would say so directly.Of course, Dadong didn't believe it anymore, and said some good things about Rex, and the three of them discussed this topic again.

Hey~~ When will you talk about this topic!Wouldn't it be enough to find a love counselor? (You still think it’s [Love Triangle]~~) I really have no IQ...no EQ...

The heartbroken man arranged flowers on the side, "There is a legend, do you know if you have heard it, as long as the combat power index exceeds [-] on the KO rankings, they have the ability to control their own combat power index, even those who confront the enemy Sometimes, they can also hide themselves, like ordinary people."

I said, you three are watching what I do! !Well..., I have drama through this episode, but there's no need to look at me! ! !At least someone else knows about it!Hey Hey hey! !Really don't look at me anymore! ! ...I will be shy...(*^__^*)hee hee...

"On the KO rankings, only KO1 and KO2 are the only ones. Xiaoxue, which one are you?" Xiaoyu looked at the speechless person, wishing she was, but also wishing she wasn't. It's really contradictory...

Damn! ! !Still doubting me! !I slapped the table and stood up, "They say I'm not on the list!!" I took out my student ID card, it was [Bing Shengzhong] and showed them, "Look carefully!! I'm really only 12 years old!!! Still a junior high school student!!!”

"It's real or fake, it can't be fabricated..." Arthur looked at it repeatedly, my god...is he really only 12 years old?It's too blind...then I don't know what she will look like when she reaches our age...

Don't be angry...can't be angry...they are normal human beings...I suppressed my anger, "Okay...do you want to try a fight??"

"Xiaoxue, I'll fight with you! Be serious..." Eh?Arthur?Really fight? ?

So we came to an open space not far away, he started to fight, and I was also fighting, but at the same time exuded spiritual pressure... Arthur should be so suppressed by me that he couldn't move.Tsk tsk tsk... This is the benefit of the god of death... And I also have a good range... It won't affect other [spectators]

"Xiaoxue's combat strength seems a bit strange." Xiaoyu said on the side.Arthur's appearance is very strange, and Xiaoxue seems to be very sure of winning...

"Arthur! Why don't you come up~ Do you want to give way to Xiaoxue?" Dadong smiled at Arthur.Isn't it just that he was defeated before he made a move~

"Damn... I can't move!" How could this be! !I feel an invisible pressure around me, and it's hard to breathe. What kind of power is this... Is this the strength of KO.2 or KO.1?

Seeing the expected effect, I took out the Zanpakuto, Hibari, you must not have seen it... otherwise I will die! !I transformed it into a trident and knocked on the ground.Ever since... the scene of Bumpman beating monsters appeared.

"This..." Arthur began to stutter. "This..." What the hell is this! ! !

My God... no... I've only seen this on TV... Wow... I can see it with my own eyes, how is this possible! ! —— Dadong

Is this your strength?It's amazing, this should be fake...but it's so real...——Xiao Yu

"It's just an illusion...everything is fake." Sa...I really miss it...I haven't watched it for a long time, I will borrow the disc to rewatch it another day, oh hehe...

Arthur conceded, and I withdrew the illusion and spiritual pressure, "Are you all right... Arthur?"

"It's okay... Xiaoxue is really hiding everything... But why did she turn into that bumpy man??"

"Personal bad taste." I smiled evilly...It's really interesting...I have collected good information...

Both Dadong and Xiaoyu came running over, chirping and croaking, and the heartbroken man also looked at me and smiled... I'm afraid...

"With Xiaoxue, what is KO2 afraid of~" Arthur, I warn you! !Stop hitting me on the head! !I will also join people! !

...Damn it! !You are my door god! ! !Or antivirus software! ! !Be careful I format you! !

After a long time, Dadong received a call and we went with him.I sneered quietly, has the show started yet?Do you want me to play a friendly role?

When we got there, Rex started to pretend to be pitiful, so let me help you... "Rex, is it the Black Cat Hotel? I want to let him know what happens when he bullies my classmates."

Why do I feel that the wound on Rex's face is not from human hands as seen on TV?Instead, it looks like...is it like...a kind of weapon?And... I think I've seen this kind of scar before...

"Xiaoxue... what are you going to do??!" The class guide pulled me.Isn't it going to fight? ?

"Xiaoxue, don't go, I don't want to trouble you..." Rex said softly.What are you going to do?

I smiled, waved my hand, and the fun is just beginning..."How could it be...it doesn't matter at all...I'm...the Italian mafia...the best at destroying corpses and traces..."

"Oh...why don't I know..." A cold voice rang out, making everyone unable to bear to look at it.

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sky! ! !Oops! ! ! ... Skylark, why are you here! ! ! !besides! !Why do you seem to be injured?Are you going to fight again?Fortunately, I didn't hurt my face...

I immediately ran to Yunque and looked at him obsequiously, "Yaku... Chairman... It's okay to let your Disciplinary Committee handle it, they are also very good at it!"

Now the embarrassing ones are Dadong and the others... No way... What school did you guys come from! !Why are you good at destroying corpses and destroying traces!sky!Are you all dangerous people? !

"Oh? Eliminate herbivores? Are they here? It's very interesting..." Skylark looked at the people who were obviously embarrassing in front of him... Sca... It seems that it is worth killing... Especially The one who escaped just now...

"Hungry, no... Forget it, let's go home..." I dragged Lark away speechlessly.Son... Tell my sister, did you hit Rex in the face?The strike is really ruthless... What did he do... I won't care about it, you have beaten him anyway, so don't bite and kill others.Accumulate some virtue...

Skylark looked at his hand, surprisingly didn't shake it away in disgust, but held it instead, it felt very warm and not annoying.For the sake of this, I don't care about your group behavior.

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kindness?Why are your hands so hot?It looks like a glove...Looking down, I finally realized that I was still holding Hibari's hand, can I die? "sorry Sorry……"

He flicked his sleeves, walked in front of me, frowned where I couldn't see, did I catch a cold?Yundou flew over again at this time, "Skylark... Skylark..."

Hey... Let me sigh, after going back, it won't be long before the ring battle... Skylark is going to be fucked... Tsk tsk tsk, this face will soon be beaten even more arrogant...

"Gulu..." Skylark's stomach growled.

"Puchi... haven't you eaten, Skylark?" Wow Kaka... so funny... Skylark is also hungry... (Don't you?)

His face was a little red, and he turned his head and glared at me.damn it! !Why is your stomach growling at this time? !What a nasty feeling!

Surprised..., this person also blush? ? ! ! OMG! !Isn't he the thickest face? !Even if I am tone deaf, I can teach Yuntou how to sing [Tsundere]! !

With a smile, he took him to the supermarket to buy some simple materials.Unexpectedly, Skylark can also buy vegetables!And also know how to choose dishes! !Unsolved mysteries... Unsolved mysteries... Could he burn himself?Oops……

Since he can cook, who will cook this meal?The answer is: I do, bastard! (#`')Depend on! !What do you mean it will get your hands dirty!Can reduce my arrears! !Do you still remember the last time I took a shower in the reception room, bastard!You money slave! !

After dinner, Lark threw me a stack of photos? ?What photo? ?It can't be from the Yan [beep——] door, right? ?Or who [beep——] [beep——] with you?Will I speak up?of course not!I want to die!

I don’t know if I don’t look at it, but I’m startled when I see it, oh my god! ! !When did he do it! !Everything here is 【Rex】=【The incident at the Black Cat Hotel】=【KO.2】Ah...... Is this the reason for Rex's face today?

"What does this mean??" I pointed to the photo.What are you doing for me?You don't want me to blackmail you, do you?Could it be that the Disciplinary Committee has also done this business? ?no? !Blackmail! !It's against the law!

"Huh... a herbivore wants to fight me... isn't he from that school?" ╭(╯^╰)╮... What a herbivore, I want to follow [her], and I don't want to see if there is one people at!Sa...the strength is so low and you still want to provoke, how weak...

"I don't know him well!! Please bite and kill him at will!!" As long as one life is saved, this is a school drama after all, not a bloody movie.

He smiled happily, but I'm afraid, he won't really bite and kill... I'm embarrassing... I'm just talking... Don't take it seriously... You should go if you are so powerful Bite and kill other strong people... For example [Bai Lan], the premise is that you can meet...

The next day I took the [made by illusion] money and went to the ultimate class. Dadong and the others hadn't come yet, so I gave the money and the letter to Sister Sha and asked her to give it to Dadong.

Sister Sha looked at me suspiciously.This is not a love letter, is it?

"Xin, you can read it too, but after Dadong arrives in the classroom." After I finished speaking, I left.Skylark is still waiting for me at the school gate... Oh hehehe... This is my reward for cooking last night! ! ...

That's right, today is the day they start working.In other words, when carrying sandbags, I really have nothing to say! !How many bags does Xiaoyu have in each hand? ?It's scary...Actually...can't you guys take over the Black Cat Hotel in one go? ?Not only do you not have to pay back the money, but you can also have extra money! !Sorry, I'm getting more and more mafia-like...

In fact, it's not me who said, Dadong... your IQ really needs to be verified! ! !It's a coincidence once, or twice, so you haven't discovered Rex's trick? ?Divide the meter! ! ! !And there is Rex, do you do everything you can... Kill everyone directly... Sorry, another occupational disease...

Where are we going?Of course it is a park. I begged him for a long time and said that last time I went to the amusement park with Shinichi, I didn’t have a good time... But Yunque said that all the amusement facilities are clusters... so only the Ferris wheel can be considered. .A Ferris wheel is a Ferris wheel, at least it is a landmark building...

We got on the Ferris wheel, and it happened that the number was [18] and it was the goose yellow color of Yundou... Is it really just a coincidence?Can I ignore those [strong onlookers] with [airplane hair] and [black school uniform]?You still used violence in the end...

"Skylark, do you know?? It is said that every box of the Ferris wheel is full of happiness. When we look up at the Ferris wheel, we are looking up at happiness. As high as happiness is, the Ferris wheel is as high as it is. Oh, there is a legend... It is said that at the carnival, sit on the Ferris wheel with your beloved one, and when you reach the top, kiss him (her), and you will be together forever, walking down happily..."

I think there is something wrong with the above sentence...why does it feel a bit ambiguous?And larks!Why are you looking at me thoughtfully! 55555555, why is my face so hot! !Am I dizzy with the Ferris wheel?Oops……

"Really?" He sat next to me, held my chin with one hand, and put his mouth close to my ear, "Superstition...biting to kill..."

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... TMD! ! ! ! ! !The guy who ruined the atmosphere! ! ! ! !What are you doing! !I! !I thought! ! (#`')Depend on!I turned my head and continued to look at the scenery.Really! ! !What am I expecting! ! ! !damn it!Who installed the heat and air conditioner in the Ferris wheel! !Do you want to die? ! (Who would install an air conditioner in a Ferris wheel...)

As soon as he got off the Ferris wheel, Yunque received a call from his [private] [exclusive] vice chairman [Kaobi], and someone came to provoke him again... so he had to go home early...

55555555, it's rare for someone to want to change the plot! !It's rare for people to give spoilers in advance! !Then what am I going to do with Dadong's photo?I still can't see Rex's [囧] face! ! !

Kusakabe, you are really good at picking your time! !Did you press the radar on [your] chairman?Bug?In case he had an affair? !So say it! !Arthur should learn from this one! !

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"Hold my hand." Damn! !I'm still blushing [beep——] ah! !Must have a fever today! !Must have a fever!

He frowned, "What are you doing?" Why do you want me to grab your hand?Although not annoying...

"If you don't touch me, you can't wear it back." This is the truth...

He nodded, very good, he grabbed me, but he grabbed my neck! ! ! !I'm not a cat or a dog! !What are you doing! !I admit that this is also [contact], but your Mandarin is no problem! ! !

He ignored my resistance and jumped down.

555555555...my neck...my poor neck...I will wash it hard when I get home...! ! !