life is embarrassing

Then the phone finally came... _..., I was waiting for you! ! !You finally rang... Do you know how much northwest wind I drank to wait for you! !

A large group of us rushed to the warehouse.It is said that the Tulong Gang is also a gangster! !The efficiency of doing things is too low! !How good is our Vongola... That's a... ghost animal...

In fact, I had to think of the warehouse from the very beginning... It's okay to be stupid, but the warehouse is very dangerous... The crime rate is also very high, or is everyone's education different? ?Shinichi will be more efficient than you here...he will definitely find the class teacher a little faster than you! !Hey...that's why...it's not in the same field, it just can't be compared...

"Teacher, we are here to save you~"

Everyone started to scold... I said we are here to save people, how about some professionalism? ?I also despise this teacher whose name is so-and-so. I really can’t blame me...I really can’t remember his name...Has he mentioned his name?I don't remember... look at the rope he tied... tsk tsk tsk... the current kidnappers are really unprofessional... Liu Daoku is so good, he just hypnotized him...

Look at this place again, it is many times worse than Muku's base! ! !Hello! !Are you a kidnapper? !Do you have a professional license? !With that body of yours, tsk tsk tsk... you're so intolerant...

That teacher, ahem, ahem, I'm really sorry for this sacred profession... I can't even see that you look like a teacher! !Do you think that if you threaten us with a fruit knife, we will be afraid?Will you cry to find your mother?Depend on!If that's the case, what are we doing! !

"Something is coming at me, but you can't hurt our class teacher." Dadong, um... a very loving sentence!Like this one, but now is not the time for romantic dramas, bastard! ! !

The old [beep——] asked him to kneel down.Damn!I'm on fire, you haven't played enough yet! !Dissatisfaction with desire, isn't it? ! (#‵′) It's simply psychological distortion! !Muku also wants Skylark to kneel down, at least Muku is handsome! !Skylark is not bad either! !And you? !Ghosts are not as powerful as Li Baoen! !Metamorphosis is not as powerful as Mukuro! !The cuteness can't surpass Ganga! !Black belly is not as powerful as Yamamoto! ! ...Damn, be careful that I will bring a tutor to crush you! ! !

How can such a good boy like me make Dadong kneel down? ! !I appeared behind the old [beep——] with a flash, and knocked off his dagger with a hand knife.Twist his hands behind his back.But it's fine for him to be startled, why are you so scared! !After all, you have seen my speed under low blood pressure! ! !

Dadong saw that I had restrained the kidnapper, so he immediately went to see the teacher, so no one would pick up this old [beep——] for me? .I feel a little bit sympathetic to him, he was forced by the students... now he looks like something, and starts to cry... Complaining, I said, how old are you this year! !What do you mean by holding me and crying! ! !Take the opportunity to eat my tofu, right? !Depend on! !Don't stop me! ! !I'm going to flatten him to death! !

I finally couldn't stand his [perverted][obscene][beep——] crying and said "I sympathize with your sorrow. Although fenced in for shelter from the wind and rain, they still need sunlight and will wither ...the fence will do little to protect them if there is a storm...let them grow on their own."

"Really?……"

Damn! !You thought you were Hamtaro! !Make hairy star eyes! ! !still hug me! ! !Xiao Yu finally saw my eyes begging for help, and immediately came over and pulled him, knocking him out.

It's finally over... I sigh... 55555555... My clothes! ! !The clothes I managed to cheat! !

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"Sister Xiaoxue is really amazing... she's so fast, she really deserves to be a member of our ultimate class..." Dadong put his hand on my shoulder.Hey... don't you find this posture strange? !

"Come on, let's go out to play together." Arthur had an incomprehensible smile on his lips, "By the way, have a good chat with Xiaoxue."

Oh, by the way, Rex is coming out...Of course I'm going...(≧▽≦)/...Oh hehehe...Look at the handsome guy...

It's a pity that Dadong's kid who went to bed on time at 10 o'clock didn't go... Arthur started to complain, and in the middle of vomiting, he saw someone being beaten.Isn't it just bad luck, kid... Do you think you deserve it?What are you doing talking bad about Dadong? !Look... Dadong's [ex-husband] is angry, and he's here to help him out! !You [new love] just go away...

Arthur was picked up, and he didn't even have time to fight back, tsk tsk tsk, what a revenge... and deliberately slapped him in the face! !But of course I saw who he was, Rex.I chuckled lightly, still tender, but at least he is a handsome guy....Actually... Although he is wearing a mask, I didn't cheat on purpose, this is a plot....

Arthur came over, his eyes were full of unwillingness and anger, "Xiaoxue, do you see who he is?"

Are you going to kill?No……

"He wears a mask" is true..."Can't see" is false...

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Early in the morning, Jin Baosan was broadcasting this great event [Third Party Retaliation Incident] (please ignore it...) Arthur and Xiaoyu's faces were stinky, I quietly moved to Xiaoyu's place: "Ah! Is he all right~?"

Xiaoyu sighed, "It's not that you don't know his temper, it's hard to get rid of it if you don't fight back." Ah... Arthur and Skylark are very similar... Both are revenge...

Soon Dadong also came.He seems to be in a good mood today... I can see [Old Love]... I don't know how to restrain myself! !Didn't you see some people [jealous]? !

"It's Rex!" cried one.

So everyone stared at him.I don't like this person who is good at hiding. I like Guifeng more...but...they are very handsome...oh hehehehe...

In fact, his methods are used by nympho girls on people they are jealous of, so! !Sure enough, it’s still [Love Triangle] (how on earth did you see it!!!), eh! !I don't know if I like Dadong, I mistakenly thought that I would be [jealous] because I like An Qi who is next to Dadong. After understanding my feelings, I came back to fight Dadong with Arthur? !ah……! ! ! !

Rex chatted and laughed with everyone, and he knew when he hurt you! !I didn't turn my head angrily, as expected my sense of presence is low... even KO2 can't find me, am I suitable for assassination?

Dadong started to introduce Rex to us, I looked at him and said "oh, the moon is still snowing" and then fell asleep.The bad premonition is getting stronger, what will happen?Could it be that I will cause some kind of butterfly effect? ? ?

Arthur is very sharp, in fact, this is the special way to deal with [rival in love] "Xiaoyu, Xiaoxue, do you think he looks familiar?"

"He doesn't look like a fighter."

I despised him with Arthur "Xiaoyu, don't you want to be okay too?!" Arthur then looked at me "What about you?"

A sentence came to mind at the corner of his mouth, "Nagasawa said that human beings have an instinctive tendency to always believe in what they see with their own eyes. That's why they think magic is magical and incredible. But in fact, the eyes are the most untrustworthy. .What we see is either a hypocritical illusion, or the tip of the iceberg exposed to the sea..."

So Arthur began to think.Actually, I just happened to think of it, Arthur...don't get me wrong...don't think about it...Your Dadong really didn't go hunting outside the wall...

"Hey..." Sister Sha suddenly yelled, "Look, everyone!!! There is a strange bird~!!"

囧... It's Yundou, hasn't it also disappeared? ! ! !Why would it appear here again! ! ! 555555, how could the body tremble unconsciously! ! !It flew to my head again, and it flew, what song to sing! ! !

"Green and lush,

Moderate is best.

always the same,

Healthy and strong.

ahh-

Let's sing together,

Bingsheng Middle School.

The morning dew shines together,

The mediocre is the best.

Always humble and peaceful,

Healthy and strong.

Ha ha--

Let's laugh together,

Bingsheng Middle School.

You and I all flourish together,

Of course, the golden mean is the best.

always inseparable,

Healthy and strong.

ahh-

let's go together

Bingsheng Middle School. "

"Wow... Dadong, since when did you have such a miraculous bird here?" Rex smiled, a glint of light flashed under his glasses.

"Xiaoxue's friend raised it~, it seems to like you very much~Xiaoxue~" Dadong said, don't speak so irresponsibly! !

"Skylark, Skylark~" Yundou began to cry more happily...Damn, how can this guy speak Chinese? ?Do as the Romans do? ?Tsk tsk tsk, the language and culture is not bad... But his next sentence sent me to hell.

"Bite...Xiaoxue...Bite...Xiaoxue..."囧...No way! ! ! !Lark is teaching you something! !What did he tell you! ! ! 5555555555_

I immediately jumped up "Yundou!! Skylark is coming??!!!" Don't be true! !Give me a chance to live...I will thank you for the rest of my life...I will definitely find bugs for you...

"Who is Skylark..." Xiao Yu suddenly said very seriously.I guess I frightened everyone by reacting too much... For a while, everyone was looking at my face, expecting my next step.

Began to tidy up everything quickly, "Extremely self-willed (#‵′) is unparalleled, stubborn (#‵′) is unparalleled, hates being restrained (#‵′), unyielding (#‵ ′) Convex, strong willpower (#‵′) Convex, concept of good and evil is blurred (#‵′) Convex, sometimes it is indiscriminate between enemy and friend (#‵′) Convex.” (╭∩╮(︶︿︶) ╭∩╮ despise you! ) After thinking for a while, it seems that I have talked about a lot of shortcomings... Let me talk about one good point... "But I am surprisingly gentle and patient with children and small animals O__O"..."

"Haha, Xiaoxue, there are people who are afraid..." Dadong laughed heartily. Damn I wish someone beat you hard...

"Yeah...someone made her too..." Arthur also laughed.You [affair]! ! !

"I'm afraid he'll find me to fight~!~He's just a coquettish fighter!!" This is a bloody lesson! ! ! □Bare blood lesson!

"Hahahahaha" Everyone was laughing, but unfortunately they stopped laughing soon.Why is this?please see...

At this time, a young man with a typical oriental classical beauty, slender phoenix eyes slightly raised, soft and fluffy black hair, a slender figure, and a soft and delicate appearance walked in.If one ignores the swollen passerby in his hand, it is still harmonious.Saw a handsome guy...

He looked at me coldly and said, "Gather, bite..." Murderous... Dude... Your murderous...

"Pa——" Dadong slapped the table, glaring at Yunque, "I am the boss here, Wang Dadong! Who are you...the one who dares to touch my school!" Dadong is very loyal! !But... hey! ! !Japanese? ! !Dadong, do you understand? ? ?Or just noticed the people who were gathered.

He smiled, "Is it a herbivore?" He licked his lips, "I want to be the order here." This is all right, everyone took up their weapons, I sighed, life is hard...

Why am I so unlucky... Why did you guys start to quarrel when you first came up?Why do you have to fight as soon as you come up?I know it's my fault, I shouldn't have dragged Skylark here! ! _... I regret it, it's okay! ! !

"Skylark, they are my friends, don't hurt them." I walked over and stood in the middle of the battlefield, 5555555, don't endanger me... You see, I haven't slept well recently because of you...

He looked at me for a long time, so long that I almost thought I was the first to be [bitten to kill], he snorted, and glanced coldly at Dadong's group, it's really an eyesore... The kidnapper said, "Come out!" in a skylark-like command tone.

My god... so you are at home today... you heard my prayer... 5555 Thank you so much! ! ! !

Nodding gratefully, he tidied up immediately, waved to everyone, and mouthed "It's okay..." It's just a fight at most, no one can die, just take a little injury and go to the hospital...

After I left, Xiao Yu used voice transmission to say [their combat strength broke through ten thousand points in a moment, and... more than that]

[Are they KO1 and KO2? 】Dadong... KO.2 is in the classroom, okay? ! !Haven't you noticed that the murderous intent here has been lingering for a long time?

【He is the lark that Xiaoxue is afraid of... I really want to fight him. ] Arthur... Generally speaking, only you are sent to the hospital. Really, I won't lie to you! ! !

"I'm sorry" I didn't know what I did wrong, but I made him angry.There is no way, thousands of mistakes are all my fault, even if it is your fault, it is also my fault, as long as he calms down, otherwise he will be discouraged, if it is a plot character, I will be a sinner! !

He looked back at me, hesitated for a long time, and asked me, "Where is this place? Why are we here?"

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack" the crow flew by... I looked at him with twitching corners of my mouth, you don't know what's going on! ! ! ! !Is messing around fun? ! ! !ah! !I don't know if I'm still here to provoke! !You [beep——]! ! !Depend on! !It made me think that I really did something to be sorry for you! !

You are simply deceiving human feelings, you know that! ! 555555... I don't even have the chance to see handsome guys! !Although you can be considered a handsome guy! !but! !You are also a pervert! ! !

"Ah... this is another world, connected to the well in my house" I suddenly remembered, I really wish I didn't pull anyone? "Why did you come together?"

"You are too heavy." There was a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, but it disappeared quickly.

am i too heavy? ? ! !what does it mean! ! !You are so classically beautiful! !Hey...do you know the way? ! !asshole! !Count yourself light! !I am not as heavy as you! !

I took Skylark back to my house, but fortunately this place is relatively big... In fact, Skylark disappeared for a few days to grab the territory. ...he kept speaking in Japanese, but everyone else could understand it, and he told me that everyone here can speak Japanese.I am surprised! ! ...I am embarrassing... Does the Bone-eating Well also have a learning function? ! !

"Skylark, then when shall we go back?" Boss! !I listen to you in everything! ! !

He closed his eyes and didn't speak.

"Skylark???" Seriously looking at someone's face, ah... really eye-catching...

……

"Little sparrow??" It seemed that someone had fallen asleep, so he became more courageous and ate tofu restlessly.

……

Cut... really fell asleep..., took a blanket to cover him.strangeness? ?Why is it familiar? ? ?Ah... It seems that I did the same thing when he was drunk last time, no wonder it went so smoothly...

Hey... I can't have fun here if I involve him... It's nothing to hit a small character like Jin Baosan... Anyway, the internal injury is not a matter of a day or two, but Da Dong, Arthur, and Xiao Yu are wrong No, it would be funny without them, who would watch [Ultimate Class One]! ! !

As long as he doesn't provoke, I don't have any extravagance.It's okay for him to grab the territory, as long as he is not from the Tulong Gang, it's okay, but isn't the ultimate class one the ultimate tutor if this continues? ? ?It's okay, it's okay, the ghost beast demon king didn't come, otherwise it would be really fast.

Then "Good night, Lark..."

After I turned around, the corners of someone's mouth slightly raised, spitting out a slight...【Herbivore】