life is embarrassing

"Eh...Sister Xiaoxue, this...hungry bird looks like your drawing..." Dadong, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb! !Didn't you realize that I'm about to petrify! ! !At this time, I have to step in! !

Yundou flew to my head "Xiaoxue, kill... Xiaoxue... bite..." (Japanese)

What's the situation? !What's the situation! ! !Am I confused?Why is Yundou here? !No! !It doesn't have to be Yundou! ! !Maybe it's just a look! !That's all! !And what it says is just a coincidence! !That's all! ! !

"Hey...this bird can talk...it's amazing...what is it talking about??" Dadong...! !I am angry! ! !How dare you gloat on the sidelines at this time! !You didn't find me embarrassing...

"It's speaking Japanese, Xiaoxue seems to know it..." Wang Arthur... don't show off yourself at this time, okay? !Believe it or not I scare you to death by digging Shakespeare out of his grave! !

can i die ~! !My embarrassment... how could this [bird] be here! ! ! !Is the skylark also there? ? ! !Impossible... He won't have communication difficulties... By the way, how did Yundou find me?

Yundou flew up and circled around my head, not forgetting to imitate a certain demon【Xiaoxue! !Bite and kill! !Herbivore! !Bite and kill! ! ] Just left.Are you looking for Lark?Will Skylark kill me when he finds me? ?I brought him into such a magical world... The premise is that he knows the way. Fortunately, this is the ultimate class. I patted Dadong on the shoulder, "Little sister, I can rely on you if I am in trouble!"

"Huh?...Sister Xiaoxue, you are not afraid of a bird..."

If the terrible thing is Yundou, that's fine! ! "It's not Yundou that's scary, but its owner." Can you imagine a demon fighting maniac with a kidnapper, who likes to bite and kill others, hates crowds, has weird thoughts, and his brain often convulses... (500 words) people! ! !

"Strange bird, and a strange name." Arthur complained.Who got the name? ! !This level needs to be verified!I really don't know how they met! !

Arthur children's shoes! !If this matter is found out by that extremely [eccentric] [protector] person, you will be miserable... I wish you will be blown away by Skylark! !Never come back! ! !

We saw that the time was almost up, so we stopped worrying about this problem and hid. 5555555, poor me... why is it so unlucky every time I travel through time! !Last time it was Shinichi, this time it's Hibari! ! !I can't even play well! !

Xiao Yu came to the classroom, stroked the paintings on the table, and looked at the note [Xiao Yu, this is a little gift from me and the narcissist - Dadong, Arthur] [Xiao Yu, the bird and the owl were drawn by me] Oh...they are mascots... (although BT is a bit) I hope you can be as happy as them~~—Xiaoxue]

Xiao Yu laughed when she saw it.Smiling happily, he unconsciously played music on the keys on the table.Thank you, really thank you.What's on the table is not just paintings, but also the pure friendship of the teenagers...Damn it! !When did I become artistic! ! !Are you scared silly by Yundou's appearance today? ! !

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I have a doubt, why is the scene switching so fast! ! !In the blink of an eye, I came to this, cough, cough, Uncle Pink's shop.What a taste! !You are not lying to the innocent little sister... What kind of romance are you playing! ! !

"Heartbreaker" Dadong, I know, you want to complain as much as I do... You are speechless after seeing this couplet... "Boss, you are newly opened today, and the store is quite interesting, but what are you selling? ?”

Where did you see that he has a lot of taste? !There is something wrong with your eyes! !this this! ! !this color! !Anyone who can be my uncle still wears clothes of this color! ?Look at this couplet! !Clear plagiarism! !Haven't sued you for copyright yet!

"It's not important, what's important is...Wang Dadong, King Arthur, Ding Xiaoyu and this kid on the KO rankings, you four are actually sitting here."

Damn! ! !I don't have a name! ! ! ! !I don't have a name? !Although I am not on the KO leaderboard, I am also a strong fighter! !Although I didn't hang around here, at least I'm here now! !See if I don't draw circles and curse you!Hit your little head! ! !

Dadong is super excited, he really has never seen the world, let alone know me! !Don't you know your name?You run to Minecraft to see who will know you! !Isn't it just someone bragging about you? !Light rain! !What are you looking at! !I am not jealous! !Absolutely not! !I'm only itching to make my bones rattle, bastard!

"The boss knows us~~ You can come to this shop often in the future~~"

It's time for Arthur to show off his culture. I said, don't you only read foreign books?How do you know this?

"By relying on Jun Mo's words to seal the list, one will succeed and the bones will dry up." Children's shoes, now is not the time to discuss this poem! !What we want to solve is the weirdness here! ! !Didn't you find out! ! !

Dadong, your high hat is really happy... "Arthur, Xiaoyu, sister Xiaoxue, I said this store will be popular~~"

"The four of you are really close friends~~It's really time for my stall to open~~" Then he looked at me with his strange eyes, "Little friend, what's your name."

"Yue Canxue, Uncle" I didn't take revenge...(^o^)/...Life is so happy...The world is so peaceful...Uncle...You also became cute and said...

The others suddenly felt a gust of cold wind... There seemed to be a sudden murderous aura just now... Is it an illusion?so scary...

Dadong and the others really ordered the large intestine noodles, you will regret it... I will never stop it! !I will smile and watch you eat it...and me?A bowl of knife-cut noodles ~ ~ no coriander

"Forgiveness and forgiveness..." Looking at the smiling girl in front of him, the heartbroken man told him intuitively that it was not easy, but why did he think she would be hostile to him?did i do something to her

"Then... let's have a full banquet (*^__^*) hee hee..."

"..." Heartbroken felt struck by lightning for a moment, full banquet? ?

"..." Three other people: Does this boss know him?impossible?Why do you think they don't seem to fit together?Let's take care of ourselves...don't burn yourself...

"Just kidding... a bowl of old duck soup"

We don't think you're kidding! ! ! !

I enjoyed the wonderful performance of Heartbroken Man and Dadong's regretful expressions, oh hehehe... so cool... the weather tonight is really good... do I have the potential of a ghost? (*^__^*) Hee hee...

What a show?Well [Question] Why is a heartbroken person called a heartbroken person? ? ?

【Answer】Because his large intestine was used to make large intestine noodle...囧

When a person [cuts the abdomen] in front of you, asks you to [hand the scissors], and says pitifully [I'm sorry, I cut it wrong]... Can you still eat after watching this kind of performance?

But there are such people! ! !Xiao Yu glanced at it and said calmly, "Let's eat it while it's hot..."

Are you sure you want to eat?powerful! ! !Light rain is the best.kindness! !I really admire this attitude! ! .

My old [duck] soup is still normal, but can I ignore the [paws] sinking in the bottom of the soup?Depend on! !I ordered the old [duck] soup! ! !It's not old [Ya] Tang, bastard! !

Suddenly Dadong's phone rang, it was Tian Xin calling, I remember it seemed to be kidnapping~~ Anyway, it was finally resolved, I have nothing to worry about, and it's not my turn to worry, I just need to protect myself Well, just keep Lark from finding it! ! ! 55555 This request is very small...only the size of [fingernail cover]...

Arthur started joking with Dadong, and Xiaoyu suspected something was wrong again, and everyone lost their appetite because of the phone call.Of course, this lack of appetite means that they are not me.

"Then pay the bill..."

Everyone else [honestly] checked out, and soon it was my turn.

"Why should I pay?" She looked at him innocently.

"You have to pay for this after you eat it... Sister Xiaoxue, this is common sense..." Dadong, if you dare to help him, don't regret it! !

"What kind of money did you charge for that heartbroken man?" I made up my mind to punish him severely.

"Old duck soup..."

"But I changed it with a knife-cut noodle..."

"Yes..." The shoulders of the 2 people [Dadong and Heartbroken] who were completely kidnapped by me, and the 2 people who already knew the truth [Arthur and Xiaoyu] were twitching...

"But, I didn't eat knife-cut noodles, why should I pay for it?"

"Okay, okay, Xiaoxue, stop bullying the old man's brain..." [kind] Arthur paid the money for me.

[Old man] The three words hit the heartbroken man's head heavily, am I old? ? ? ? ?Am I really old? ? ?

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In fact, I really don’t want to talk about it. I was scared all night, because I was afraid that the skylark would suddenly appear and bite me... I didn’t sleep all night, so I came to school with two panda eyes.

"Are you okay..."

Xiaoyu is still fine, and asked me very concerned. 5555555555555 I am really in pain! !Almost obsessive-compulsive disorder! ! !

Arthur also put down the book, and looked at me, "Isn't it because I'm too full to sleep..."

I glared at him, lowered my head and went to sleep, ignoring Dadong's great remarks on the podium.Anyway, I have no problem getting into college, I'm just too lazy to teach them...

It is said that Xiao Yu likes An Qi, An Qi likes Dadong, Dadong likes An Qi and the class teacher, Rex likes An Qi...it's really confusing...because Xiao Yu cares about me so much, ha! !I want to separate Xiao Yu and An Qi! !Will there be retribution?Forget it, I don't care!Let's explode... small universe...

In fact, why does Xiao Yu like An Qi?When did you fall in love again? ?This is also an unsolved mystery...at least the director will provide a patch...The audience is expecting you to complete it! !Talk! ! [Ultimate Three Kingdoms] How long do you want to play it!

ah! !I suddenly remembered! !How could my photo album lack these 3 heavyweights! !Big guy! !It can be sold for a lot of money! !Oh heh heh heh...

I immediately became interested, and walked over with a camera in my arms, "Dadong, Xiaoyu, Arthur, how do we get together?"

The 3 of them looked at me, scanned me from top to bottom, and went on about their business.I was ignored again! !I am angry! !I want to join people! !Get ready for bad luck!!

OMG, Director...Have you played too much CS recently? ? ! ! ...Where did this set of equipment come from! !Do you think wearing him is useful? ?Will it have [HP+500SP+500 invincible state for 1 hour]? ? ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Sure enough, this is the class of Jiong... Come on, everyone, let's complain together...

Director... are you sure you didn't provoke me with your equipment? ? ! ! !Didn't you see that everyone was upset with you? ! !You'd better go back quickly! !I am very upset with you too! !

"This...Teacher Tian Xin has resigned." The atomic bomb exploded, and there was an earthquake! !Everyone started commotion.Everyone looked at each other, and finally turned to Dadong together. I couldn't stand the look of being hit on his face.

Brother, are you just such a mischievous teacher?She just resigned! !Do you have to be like the end of the world? !Don't you see that everyone is worried about you?Is everyone waiting for you to speak?

"Then you must be very sad and disappointed, right? Hey... accept it... you accept this cruel fact... I knew that you are actually very fragile, right? This student without a mentor is like an orphan .Hey..." He sighed. "Poor..."

He wanted to walk out slowly, but failed, because a pair of crutches held his neck, sorry, that person was me, not Skylark, very sad, depressed...I just cossed it, sorry...really sorry_.No one found out when I did it, and everyone looked at me in surprise.

With a hint of coldness, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and raised the corners of his mouth, "Director... It's not good to disturb others' rest and teach others casually. Do you want to be bitten to death?"

"Ah..." He immediately softened, shaking and shaking... "Don't be rough... I'm very powerful!"

But there was no sound from behind, because I... fell asleep.I'm just a little hypotensive devil... It was Xiaoyu who came to support me, hugged me back to the seat and let me continue to sleep.The director also took advantage of this time to escape.

Anyway, when I really woke up, the classroom was in a mess. I guess everyone had a quarrel... There were only four of us left in the classroom, so we packed our schoolbags and went to find the class teacher.But why is Xiaoyu on my left, Dadong on my right, and Arthur looking at me thoughtfully?did i do something ? ? ?

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When I came to the class tutor's house for a long time, no one came to the doorbell, and the phone couldn't get through.So we found a place to rest.By the way, the opposite of the neighborhood is the Ferris wheel... The last time I dated Shinichi, it was a damn case!I didn't sit down! !Shinichi also got smaller, although he can be bullied, but now he's in trouble...

I really like to sit on the Ferris wheel, whether it is because of its legend or because I can see the surrounding scenery when I sit on it. I just think that as long as I sit on the Ferris wheel, I can get close to the sky, but if I go up again, I will die because there is no oxygen...

The time here is really fast, and it will be night after a while. I said, director, you are too economical... just lay off the staff if the production cost is not enough! !Follow me and "snap" the new classmate who has always wanted to appear on the stage, how much money you have saved...

Suddenly, my ears were hot, and my eyelids twitched, as if someone was saying [unlucky...it's unlucky...].I don't seem to have read today's almanac...so I said...why come out to study if you have nothing to do! ! !look look look! !This is not a problem! ! !

Arthur seemed to think of something, he looked at me with interest... "By the way, Xiaoxue, your weapon is a kidnapper??"

kidnapper? ? ?I am puzzled? ? ? ?I looked at them, what what? ? ?Did I fight today?no?How can I not remember?Say it again! !I'm not so perverted that I want to use his weapon! !Unless I'm a "piggy"! ! ! !

"I'm afraid it's not good, please watch the VCR." Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows suspiciously, but remained calm.

I raised my eyebrows... this one too? ? ! ? ! !When was it filmed? !Did you take a good picture of me?Is my hair messed up? ? ?Am I photogenic? ? ! !I am embarrassing...

So I witnessed my own hypotension state, am I also the hypotension devil?Damn, isn't it just cosplaying Skylark... Fortunately, there is no cosplaying... 555555555 I am also abnormal! ! ! ! !It turned out to be really perverted! !I am piggy! !I'm not even as good as a pig! ! ! 555555555

"Well, it seems that I'm really hypotensive... kidnappers are not my weapon." Everyone can clearly see that there is a large puddle of water where I am, and it seems that there is still a tendency to continue to develop.

"Wow...Sister Xiaoxue...then you are very good...then how much are you KO?"

Damn, I said Dadong! ! ! !If you fight well, you must be on the KO list? ! !Didn’t your brain come out today! !Don't even look at how old I am! !Don't even look at what school I am from! ! ...Well...you don't know about these, and I haven't said anything about them.But! !You can't be so arbitrary! ! !

I lowered my head shyly, "He's not here... I'm outside the circle..." Outside the Milky Way... Take your time to find...

They didn't believe it, damn it, I'm telling the truth! !Why no one believes it! !But I told a lie, but there are many people who believe it...You guys did it on purpose...I found out that I served YOU(#‵′)

"However, when you attacked the director, you noticed some combat power index, but you couldn't notice it at other times." Xiao Yu was very powerful, and he got the point straight.

You are the master flower arrangement! ! !You are A-gang class! ! !

I immediately acted like a teacher, "Ahem, ahem, kids, don't you know that a person with a combat power of over [-] can hide his combat power index?" You haven't reviewed it well! !Looking for Jin Baosan to study and study, at least he knows the things on the KO list, this is his only useful place.

"So your battle strength exceeds [-], you are KO[-] or KO[-]"

I said Xiao Yu~~ Don't make wild guesses, okay? ! ? ! !One is Rex and the other is Tian Hongguang! !I said I was, didn’t I just lie to you! !If I am, the lark?Six bones?tutor?Death? ?This is not a strong player one by one! !Don't be flattened to death by them if I snatch their position! ! !

"Oops!!!" I shouted, "I'm [-] years old! On his Xiami KO list!!"

"12 years old!!!" "Too blind!!!" "It's a lie..."

How dare you question my age! ! ! Damn it! ! !Go to hell with me! !

My embarrassment... No one would believe me to be honest, in this world... "Forget it, forget it, let you talk... I have something to do, I have to go home first." You can't find the class teacher today... ...I won't waste time with you guys... Let's all go home...

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It is said that as soon as I got home yesterday, I saw the black cat, the teacup was broken, I fell down,...it was unlucky...a series of unlucky things! !Can I not go out today! ! ! !

When I was still wandering in front of my house, I saw Dadong, Arthur and Xiao Yu all at my door.Elegantly called "escorting beautiful women to school" is abominable! ! !This is Hong Guoguo's kidnapping, okay? ! !and! !Brothers... I really shouldn't go out today... just let me go...

"Going to school is not going to die, what are you afraid of..." King Arthur looked at me with contempt, if the smile on the corner of his mouth was ignored.

"Oh hehehe... Sister Xiaoxue also has something to be afraid of..." Yes, yes... I'm afraid of going to school... You can go...

"It's okay, I can't die." Ji...Xiao Yu! ! !Don't be as confused as they are about the situation! ! !

As soon as I got to the classroom, I fell asleep for a while, and then I heard Dadong say, "The others come with me."

Are you going to play gym so soon?I'm not ready yet? ! !That so-and-so, give me a comb, and a mirror by the way, the image is important! !Image matters! ! !

Everyone went to make Jin Baosan a "pot cover", such an interesting thing, how can I do it without me...(^o^)/I walked over with a smile, I will be very heavy...

Jin Baosan was weak, pointing at the orchid, with tears in his eyes, "Except for Xiaoxue..."

Why? !If I listen to you everything, wouldn't I lose face! !So just sacrifice it... Give me a good ravage...

I really want to fight..., I really want to go! ! !It's a pity that Xiaoyu grabbed me and walked away shaking his head... 555555 Why can't I fight! ! ! ! ...! ! ! !Just a little bit! ! !

Knowing that calling the police was of no use, so I followed Arthur.As I was walking, I felt a chill... I immediately turned around, and there was nothing... Illusion? ?Why is there a familiar murderous aura? ? ?Could it be? ? ? ! ! ... Wu corpse? ! (you think too much)