life is embarrassing

Sneak attack and danmei both have to be considered before acting

When we climbed out of the well, I felt like I had done a [beep——] because I crawled out... Fortunately, my hair style is normal. By the way, since when is there a lamp in the well?And I seem to have seen it somewhere... Whose litter is littering! ! (For details, please refer to [A Little Drama Morning with Love] in the previous chapter.

Skylark waved his sleeves and left. What was he doing at my house? ?Did you come to jump into the well too?He won't forget it? ?Forget it... I can't think of the best, wow Kaka...

Lu Luxiu chose a room to live in, and so did C.C.But C.C...you chose my room! ! !Don't use no room as an excuse! !Going to Lu Luxiu's place, it's not like I've never done it before! !Well, the fact is that this house is a little small, but it's not a kennel! !Be careful with your wording! !

Well... Anyway, there are still a bunch of live treasures coming to live, or to buy a bigger house. At this time, we need to find an expert, so who is the expert?

Anyone else besides Sebastian?Of course not! !Except for 【Child Lover】, all the deacons in our family are croaking! ...If Ciel hadn't kidnapped Sebastian, I might be on vacation somewhere! !

Sebastian was great, he said he had expected this situation, and the key was in a drawer in my room, with a map of course in case I got lost.I'm sure of your ability, but what do you mean by [in case I get lost], bastard!Do I just have a face that is sure to get lost? !

This is simply deceiving human feelings! ! ! ! !

So when Rarity and the others [bully] Xinyi came back, I went with them to inspect the new home.I don't have the guts to find out what they did, I really don't have the guts...they are laughing so dangerously...囧...

"The 'villa' here is really big..." Chenchen, what do you mean by "villa"? !Don't think I don't know your understanding: [Villa] is someone else's house.

"Little Xuexue is so kind to this lovely family... Sending her a house to live in... Is she being innocent, lively, cute, charming, and understanding... (5 minutes), she reluctantly accepts it... oh Hehehehe" Yang Yang said irresponsibly while lying behind Lie Lie's back, but got everyone's approval.

When did I say send you off, you bastards! !Which ear did you hear? "Damn! It's just a temporary residence!! Temporary residence!!"

sky! !I'm going to be driven crazy by them one day! !It was you who caused me to lose my mind one day! !

"Okay, Xiaoxue, go in and have a look." Lie Lie smiled unconsciously when he saw the embarrassing girl, she was really cute... No wonder everyone likes to bully her...

I have to say that Sebastian is amazing... This place is luxurious and comfortable, which meets my requirements... This is the Demon Deacon...

Tsk tsk tsk...it would be great if it could be mass-produced...it must be very profitable! ……haha……

"Hey...Xiao Xuexue's deacon is really amazing..." Yang Yang squinted her eyes and looked at my longing eyes (completely misunderstood) "Everyone I know is so good..." Does she like that deacon?Looks like he knows her well... I'll investigate this [person] later

A group of them chose the room by themselves without asking my opinion. This house will be demolished...don't use weapons! ! (#`')Depend on!Rarity put away your scalpel! !That one!Who gave you permission to shoot!

Suddenly a touch of white flew in and flew into my arms.The familiar warmth...

"Ah Tian?" My butler No. 2...you are finally back...I miss you...you cook...

Ah Tian didn't say anything, but I was in my arms, I seemed to feel his sadness, what happened?Why don't you talk?

"Xiaoxue? This fox is still weird... isn't afraid of Rarity, does Rarity want to study it??"

Hug Ah Tian tightly, take a step back, and be vigilant, "No..." If you make him anxious, you will be out of luck! !It has become a human-fox war!Isn't it just a fantasy movie?

After I finished speaking, I went to my room.Why is it my room?Because there is a rice bug carved on my door, is this the bad taste of the deacon? ? ?No wonder no one snatched it...

As soon as Ah Tian arrived in my room, he turned into a human form and hugged me, "Xiaoxue, what should I do, what should I do!!"

"Ah Tian? What's the matter??" I was puzzled, and I also put my arms around him, "Did something happen to the earl when I went out this time?" No way?I don't remember the plot over there very clearly...it may not be helpful...

He shook his head and hugged me even tighter, "I won't let go this time! Absolutely not!! Even if you forget!" So this time, I will protect you, always, always...

"Forgot??" I began to feel wrong, why do I say I forgot?My memory is correct? "Ah Tian, ​​tell me!"

He became a fox again, "I'll know soon, you will know soon." Then he found a place and started to sleep.So before that, no matter what, as long as you just be yourself...

---------------------------------the next day-------------- -----------------------

When I woke up in the morning, those guys weren't awake! ! (#‵′) Damn, you guys are Toho! !Don't be afraid of sneak attacks! ! !Hehehehe... Let me take some pictures of your sleeping postures... Tsk tsk tsk... Just pay for your living in my house~(^o^)/

Target [-]: Rarity (the closest to my room, the easiest to attack)

Speaking of the ability to pick locks... it's all thanks to [Shinichi]... If it weren't for the frequent troubles caused by the case, I wouldn't have learned this special skill...

Rarity's sleeping posture is good, and she has the phenomenon of kicking the quilt.But...is it necessary to put weird potions in the room? ? ! !And what are you doing with the scalpel! ! !Are you still hoping for [beep——] someone in your dream?

Look at me "Cracking——" Oh hehehe, the auction made a lot of money for KB... I don't know how much their fans will pay?The unit must be [USD] instead of [RMB]... oh hehehe...

Forget it, I don’t want to take too many photos, I still have his childhood photos in women’s clothing... Hehe... Tsk tsk... I really hope he sleeps in women’s clothes at this time...

After a smirk for a while, he left in a sensible manner, but he didn't notice a small hook at the corner of someone's mouth.Sprinkle...what kind of medicine should be added to today's dishes to make it more distinctive?

Goal [-]: Fanfan (Even if you are caught, it is easier to communicate)

Everything goes wrong...

...Brother, I was wrong, I forgot that you are a fortune teller... Lie Lie, please forgive me... I won't tell everyone, I saw you here, really! !I swear……

I absolutely do not YY you and Fanfan!I definitely didn't think you were doing anything while sleeping here last night!I absolutely did not look at you with colored eyes!I never saw you lying on the bed and smiling at me so... charming... I really didn't think you were a couple, coming to attack you fiercely in the middle of the night...

Well... I don't even believe in myself, let alone you? !Just look at it, it's amazing!It just makes my photos more valuable! !

"Xiaoxue, it's really interesting... I like to take pictures of people's sleeping positions..." Lie Lie's children's shoes!No poker in bed! !Do you think you are Xidian? !Ah huh?

"I was wrong, I'm leaving now" There are 2 people here, generally 1V2 is not my hobby, I prefer to bully the weak...

Fanfan grabbed me by the neck, with an evil smile on his mouth, "Hehe, are you trying to sell money, right?" I've got my idea on their heads... Don't even look at who I am?I'm the master of money...

"..." Grab the camera, the camera is there, the person is there, the camera is dead, the person is dead, if you want money, you will die!Dare to grab my baby!

"I knew it, thanks for not telling them about it~" Lie Lie pinched my face, seemingly very happy, "We split the money half and half." I also want to see their sleeping positions... Tsk tsk tsk... ...This kind of revenge is really good...

Ray! ! ! !Are you going to take revenge on them! ! !Are you black-bellied too? ! ? !Lie Lie! !You are a public lover! !This is ruining the image! ! !The point is... it's half split for Mao! ! !Obviously I'm at a disadvantage, okay? !

"You know, if we reveal something to them, you will know...their revenge methods..." Are you not afraid of their actions?Drugs?Or just start playing?

"Okay" I gritted my teeth! ! !my money! ! !I will sacrifice you for the Yanzhao!You have to fight hard...

Goal [-]: Nongnong (the most difficult person to wake up...)

This guy's sleeping posture is not good... Look, this hand has been running out of your life, are you sleeping or rolling!Why is Mao's direction reversed? !Tsk tsk tsk...it just doesn't look good...

Evil took out the oil-based pen from the ring, and gave him a "beauty"...well, that's right...plus these two mustaches, such big dark circles, and so many [sesame seeds]...that's it It's more in line with this sleeping position... I really didn't do it on purpose... I did it on purpose...

Goal [-]: Chen Chen (because there are too many accumulations, it is difficult to find the target person, so skip it)

Goal [-]: Yang Yang (the most difficult ones are usually there)

My child, you and Zhou Zhu are the same type...you can smile when you sleep, or you don't have tassels, hala! !Also, what sleeping position are you in! ! !The quilt went down, but the blanket ran up! !What did you do last night! ! !How many pancakes have you made!Or did some impure exercise? !

Are you not afraid of convulsions if you laugh while sleeping? !In case one day you want to change your expression, you won't be able to change it! !Made the face stiff like Tezuka! !Damn guy! !It must be you who coerced and lured them to come to Japan to bully me! !It must be you!I swear in the name of [A Tian]!I want revenge! !Take out the [writing brush] evilly again!Watch me paint your face black! !

Just when my hands were about to reach his face...

Yangyang opened his eyes with a smile as before, grabbed my hand and said, "Hey... what is Xiaoxuexue doing?? Could it be that she is so cute, innocent, and graceful,... (omit 1000 word) sleeping position, want to sneak attack on others?"

Boss! !Are you finished! !I sneak up on you? !If you don't sneak up on me, I should laugh! !

Yang Yang looked at the twitching person, suddenly [suspected] shy, "Actually... I know that she is very cute and popular... She is very likable. It is natural that Xiao Xuexue can't resist her charm... Oh Hehehe, it is wrong for Xiao Xuexue to sneak attack people...how can I say that Xiao Xuexue is a girl...so it is me who wants to sneak attack..."

……Depend on!Where did I say I'm going to sneak attack you! ! ! !Your self-confidence is too good! ! !I! ! !I'm going to turn your rock-paper-scissors into a chicken thigh and eat it! ! ! !

I immediately withdrew my hand and crossed my waist, "Cut~ You are so handsome!! Have you never heard of Brother Shan! If you give you sunshine, you will be brilliant! If you give you river water, you will flood! Hmph!... I will put it on today. You have become a black-faced god!! You can no longer lie to innocent little girls!! I want to eliminate harm for the people!"

"[Gong] virtue is boundless... ten thousand [shou] are boundless... I am vanity..." The specially made vanity bell rang.I can't help being frightened by this very cold ringtone, 555555 is forced! ! !

Yang Yang's eyebrows are even more curved, this ringtone is very interesting... I always feel that it is not as simple as it seems on the display... Sah~ It seems that everyone here has to figure it out...

Is it better to take it or not?What if you don't answer?I guess I'm going to die here today...but if I answer it...although it can save my life, but ah...I always feel that this call is from a bad person...囧...why is it a judgment question again!

Muster up the courage of 2000 million [Hey~] If it's a big deal...

【Xiaoxue, come quickly!Someone challenged me! ! 】

... my child! !Why do you want me to provoke you, bastard! !You really think I'm a mafia, bastard! 【No, I have something to do. 】

"Oh hehehe, Xiaoxue has something to do... I really want to know... What should I do?..." Yang Yang's voice was transmitted to the phone in a moderate manner.

Hello! !You did it on purpose! !He is a very CJ child!You can't poison her, bastard!

【Eh! ! !There is a man next to you! !handsome or not! #@￥@%, give him the phone. ] Listening to this voice, probably belongs to temptation?No, black belly attack?Oh heh heh...

...Why is there such a strong resentment?I gave it to Yang Yang honestly, I always feel that this is a big mistake!They shouldn't know each other!

"Hello...the lovely guy is Xiaoxue's friend, named Zhan Lingyang...I'm the one in the legend...(5-minute introduction), get it...don't be envious..."

Yang Yang was interrupted before he finished speaking, and I saw his smile start to [stiff], gradually [decrease], and suspected to [disappear] and start to [speechless]! !sky! ! !Flashy is awesome! ! !What the hell did she do! ! ! !I want to worship her as my teacher! ! !It can actually change the face of this paralyzed face... oh hehehe...

After a while, Yangyang hung up the phone and said in a strange tone, "Xiaoxue, she told you to go to the basketball court at the station... It's best not to deal with her in the future." The last half of the sentence was very serious.

Boss...it's hard for me to believe that you are usually serious...you don't even look at your integrity indicators!I have been dealing with her for a long time... You are late...

You are a freak boss! ! !Someone can still catch you! ! ! OMG! !I'll go! !go now! ! !Going right now! ! !I must learn this trick! !Whoa, whoa, who am I afraid of in the future! !

After I disappeared, Yangyang started to recover to [-]~~ It's time to find out who is around Xiaoxuexue.It would be bad if everyone instilled bad thoughts in her~~ BL... danmei...beautiful boy?How much does Xiaoxue know? ?I want to discuss it with you.

So someone completely misunderstood... This is also a tragedy...

------------------------------- Come to the basketball court --------------- -----------------------

As soon as I got there, I saw Hua Hua arguing with a few men, who seemed to be high school students... How courageous... Confronting someone who is so much taller than me... As expected of a man with a dark belly! !

"Fantasy? What's the matter?" It seems that the murderous intent is very strong... Could it be that he really asked me to fight?

"They bullied me!!!"

"Yo... Another beautiful woman... Come play with us..." A man smiled very [beep——].

"What's going on??" The quality of this group of people is so low... Tsk tsk tsk... from that field!Call your ranchers!

Fuhua gritted his teeth and looked at them, "They beat up our school basketball team!! They also scolded them for being useless! They also scolded Genichiro and the tennis club!! Genichiro knew he would definitely beat you!!"

kindness!What a shame!I don't even look at Genichiro... Genichiro? ? ?Is it Sanada? ?When did you guys get along so well? ?When did you hook up? !

"It's because they themselves are too weak...Basketball can't avoid some impacts..." Another person provocatively said in a nonchalant tone.

Yeah?Violent basketball... The corner of my mouth curled up, I hate this kind of person the most! !How sacred sports are... bastards! "So how about having a fight with me?" I counted 5 people, it shouldn't be difficult... It wouldn't take too much time to send them all to the hospital and see who is more violent?

"Let's go together... If you lose... just apologize and reimburse the medical expenses." By the way, let's take time off...I'm very kind...

They seemed to hear a joke, "Beauty, ahaha, fight with us? Haha... Then what do you do if you lose?? Why don't you play with us..."

Sure enough, I still hate it! !It seems that it is better to let them live longer... 1 year is not bad... Or give it to Rarity as an experiment?

"Whatever, stay away from the vanity, I will take revenge! The one who advances by 100 points is the winner." It's been a long time since I played... about a month... I remember the last time when I was a senior, I accidentally took the ball and [threw] it to the ground On Gang’s head... (You said "throw" just now, didn't you...)

At the beginning of the game, these 5 people are also good, but they can do some fake moves, a bit like street basketball, but not so pure.They saw that I had already won a lot, and they started to get serious. Little tricks, damn it, there is no referee! !

"It's a good game." A man came to our side suddenly.

Everyone looked at him. ...Hedgehog head! !Is it popular this year?

"He is Xiandao Zhang!! Lingnan's ace player!!"

"Idiot."...Is Slam Dunk holding a meeting today? ? ? ==I can call the curtain call now, there are a lot of [strong opponents] here, we don’t do the business of robbing people...

"Rukawa Feng! The ace of the Xiangbei High School basketball team!" Lu Chuanguang's voice... my haunted house... my Li Xingke...cough cough cough cough cough, it belongs to everyone, everyone. 55555555555 Let me say one more word...

"It's not good for 5 people to bully a girl...how about we have a game??" Xiandao...you are such a good person...your hedgehog head is very cute no matter how you look at it...

"Damn it! Let's go!" Someone will come at this time!It seems that next time I will teach this ignorant girl a lesson! ...But it's really amazing...

"It's all right... Kid, are you playing well?" Really strong motor skills... Can't tell it's a girl... Especially three-pointers, do you have to hit every ball?

Damn, it means that you have been watching for a long time! ! ! !besides! !How am I like a friend!Don't judge me by your height, you bastards!

"Thank you for the compliment. Vanity is fine, so I'll go back."

"Hey..."...everyone...this is not immortal, at least he knows how to use the word please...there are not many people present...so...

"Is there something wrong? Rukawa Kaede?"

"Name, let's play a game together."

"Yue Canxue, I'm sorry, I still have something to do, goodbye."

"Hey...it's a pity...we saved you...we didn't say anything..." Xiandao, you are also a black-bellied person! ! !You helped me there! !Haven't you seen me already? !

"Thank you for helping me," Vanity said with a smile, but this smile is too weird! !Looking at it like this, it looks like [beep——] ah ~ "We are cheering on the side." After finishing speaking, he pulled me to sit down.I know, you are always in YY, but don't drag me into the water! ! !

The bullfighting between the two geniuses is actually very beautiful. I don’t have any opinions except for the [distortion of the facts] that some people pointed out... But haven’t you noticed that people on the field occasionally have a whole chill? ? ?Didn't you see them suddenly lose their grip on the ball?

"I said vanity, what did you say to Yang Yang??"

"Actually, it's nothing... You know it too... Dongbang is famous for saying, I just want to know who Ling Yang likes... Is it Xi Rui or Shinobu? Or something else... Or ALL Jan?..."

She kept talking more and more vigorously, but my face turned pale...囧...you tell him this! !No wonder he looked so... funny.It turned out that he was suppressing his true feelings... afraid that we would discover his love that is not tolerated by the world? ! !

"Ha! I've decided!! I also want to train you to become a Tanmei wolf!!" She said seriously, with a raging fire behind her...You really have potential! !And there are so many handsome guys around! !This is simply a paradise for rotten girls! ! !

She stuffed me with a lot of books, what are they about?Can't guess?It's not Shimizu's. Although there are women, but the protagonists are all men's books or comics... By the way, does she carry all these books with her? ? ! !Isn't she afraid of being discovered? !