Helpless

There was a cool breeze at night, and apart from the usual night watchmen, the Zhenxuan group was also extremely quiet.Suddenly a black image fell from the sky, and the cat landed on the roof of the Shinsengumi, looking around and carefully investigating the situation.After confirming that everything was as usual, the black shadow let out a cat cry, and then two more black shadows landed on the roof.

The new black shadow said in a low voice: "Eldest sister, you are late."

"Ah, the doctor I saw this time said that I can only smoke a cigarette half an hour after taking the medicine. I have never smoked a cigarette, and I was choked enough just now, so I barely smoked a cigarette."

"..." Eldest sister, your brain also needs medicine.

☆Since I went to see a doctor, I must listen to the doctor's words☆

——Yin Sang, the doctor said that you can no longer eat sweets like this, your blood sugar is already high enough. BY Shimura Shinpachi

——Life without sweets is not life, what the doctor said is just to be worthy of the fee he received. BY Sakata Gintoki

——If you don’t listen to the doctor, why go to the doctor? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

—Maybe just to see the nurse. BY Sakata Gintoki

"Eldest sister, we just took a look around." The subordinate whispered, "The guards here are very strict."

"This is for sure, after all, it is also the Minister of Finance of the Zodiac Star and the expensive treasures they brought here. Because of the frequent anti-barbarian activities in Kyoto recently, they became defensive, so they lived in the Shinsengumi. It is said that tomorrow they will go to see the general, and then they will make a deal, and then they will leave the earth and go back, so we can’t miss this last day’s mobile phone opportunity.” Kamikaze narrowed his eyes and fixedly stared at the brightly lit house, “Recently Although the operation went smoothly, the anti-barbarian activities also need financial support, our financial expenditure has been overdrawn, we must seize this opportunity, otherwise all the staff will be working as cowherds to earn funds."

Subordinate A murmured softly: "If it wasn't for the eldest sister, you were the treasurer and scattered all the money, you wouldn't have such a big time-"

A small knife glowing silver under the moonlight rubbed his flesh and inserted it into the wood of the eaves.

Kamikaze narrowed his eyes and smiled, "I didn't hear clearly, what did you say?"

"Sister, you don't need to hide that you are not good at math. We don't blame you." Subordinate B sighed slightly.

Kamikaze still squinted and smiled: "I didn't hear anything."

Subordinate A protested: "I'll put it mildly, why only stab me with a knife and not him?!"

Subordinate B pulled out the knife and returned it to Kamikaze: "Because the eldest sister only has this knife." So, if you don't understand the situation, you deserve to be stabbed every time.

"Hush—someone!" Kamikaze lowered his voice, and leaned his body on the roof, and the two subordinates immediately followed her and lowered their bodies even lower.

Two more figures landed on the other end of the roof.One figure is tall and thin, and the other is short and fat. They should be incongruous, but under the bright moonlight, they look more harmonious.

"Elizabeth, this time the Chancellor of the Exalted Star brought a lot of expensive treasures to Kyoto. Because of the recent assassinations of high-ranking officials, he chose to live in the Shinsengumi. According to intelligence, tomorrow they will We will leave here soon, and we must not miss this opportunity." After a pause, the voice continued, "...Once we get the money, we don't have to go to work for the time being."

"The elder sister is that Gui—"

"Who?!" Gui was very alert, "The guy on the roof of someone else's house sneaked out in the middle of the night!"

……………………… In what capacity do you think you are doing now? !Are you here to enjoy the moon? !

Subordinates A and B looked at Kamikaze, waiting for her instructions, but saw her heaving a sigh of relief, with a surprise smile in her eyes, she got up and said, "Long time no see wig! I never expected to meet you here!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui looked at her, "It's been a long time indeed."

"Hahahahaha." She walked towards him and said in surprise, "Hey, take your pet for a walk at night? Don't penguins die in Japan?!"

——Miss!Obviously what you should be asking is why is that penguin so huge, okay? !

"It's not Penguin, it's Elizabeth." Gui asked, "Why are you here?"

"It seems to be in line with your goal now, isn't it all caused by money." She sighed, "Speaking of which, where did you buy your penguin?"

——Sister, do you have to be obsessed with that penguin at this time? !Your tone is very similar to that of Obasan discussing the vegetable market!

"It's not a penguin, it's Elizabeth!" Gui corrected her again, and said seriously, "Sakamoto gave it to me."

"Oh! I found out again! He never gave me a penguin!"

——Has it evolved from a vegetable market to a competition for favor? !

"Say no - get down!"

Gui suddenly fell silent, and immediately squatted down with Elizabeth.Kamikaze and followers A and B also did the same thing at the same time, and the four people and a mysterious creature (please respect Elizabeth! BY Gui) on the roof were all quiet, only the night breeze was blowing, and there was silence.

"Strange, obviously I heard a voice from here just now."

"Okay, okay, let's go over there and have a look."

"That's the only way... After all, I really don't have the motivation, those guys just let them fend for themselves."

"That's the way it is, but if something goes wrong with those guys, Shinsengumi will definitely have no good fruit to eat."

"Tsk, yes... let's go."

As the sound faded away, the people on the roof also felt relieved.Kamikaze took two steps, lay beside Gui, and said in a low voice, "Old-fashioned wigs, two ones are added to make five elements?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui...what's the old rule?"

"Okay, I'm four and you are six." She said to herself.

"...?"

She gritted her teeth and said, "I don't remember you being so greedy for wigs before. Sanqi is the bottom line!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui." Although she still didn't understand what she meant, Gui still retorted subconsciously, "Twenty-eight."

"I've been doing too many activities recently, and the consequence of intemperance is absolute overdraft." Kamikaze looked ashamed, "So I have to—"

"I see, let's act." Gui interrupted her, "I've already found out where the Chancellors and the treasures they brought are located. Follow me. Elizabeth, lead the way."

Elizabeth nodded and jumped down!

Gui followed immediately.

Kamikaze stood there looking at it for a while, eyes full of envy, scratched his head and whispered: "I want that penguin too..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sir! I thought she was bragging when she said she knew him—"

A small knife was stuck at his feet, exuding a faint cold air under the moonlight.

"Sorry, so I like bragging so much in your mind." Kamikaze showed his sinister fangs at him.

“……………………”

***

After successfully knocking out the person guarding the door of the special dog Lu Xing's finance minister's room, Kamikaze licked his fingers, then poked a small hole in the window paper, leaned over and squinted to look inside.This move is so skillful that one wonders if she has already become a veteran on the way to peek at the girl taking a bath-so the first subordinate showed a shameful look: "Sister, can you not be so embarrassing in front of Mr. Gui? Mr. Gui, in fact, I Eldest sister, she———Ah, hello!!!" As soon as he turned his head, he saw Gui who was lying on the other side looking inside with the same movement and posture.

"Idols are used to destroy." B patted him on the shoulder as a sign of comfort.

A stared blankly at Gui for a while, and suddenly blushed: "...but the same thing, if Mr. Gui did it, his temperament would immediately go up?_?"

"..." So, talking to such fanatical fans is one of the most meaningless things in the world.

"Who's outside?!" The dog Xi star was discussing things in the house, and when he heard the noise, he immediately got up and walked towards the door, "I don't want you idiots to stay away from here—who are you?!"

A small knife rested on its neck.

Gui replied: "I am Gui, expel you and other heavenly beings to walk the right way!"

Kamikaze glanced at him: "...I said, that, the wig, I'm the one holding it now, can you tell me my name anyway?"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"Anything is fine, Eldest Sister, Mr. Gui, run away as soon as you've got your things!" B twitched the corners of his mouth, and he, Elizabeth, and A all went to the house in an instant to run away with a box full of rare treasures. out the door.

"Dare to go to the Shinsengumi to make trouble, you are quite brave!" Just as they were about to run away, there was a sudden shout, and then a large number of Shinsengumi members poured in from the courtyard door.

Gui said decisively, "Elizabeth, take the two of them away!"

[Waiting for you at the old place] There was such a sentence written on the sign Elizabeth was holding, and then she pulled one with each hand, and turned around and ran away with A and B without any explanation.Seeing that they had escaped smoothly, Gui jumped to the center of the yard, drew out the knife at his waist, stopped and killed a few who were trying to catch up, and said in a low voice: "Xizi, we are outnumbered, it is not suitable to stay here for long, you retreat first! "

"I'm sorry about the wig, I told you I'm in financial trouble, but I can't leave the treasure to you alone." Kamikaze smiled, and pulled out a short knife from his waist, "That's enough, don't talk nonsense, let's go. In addition ——Don’t call me Kiko!”

"I said it too, don't call me a wig!"

"If you don't call you a wig, I'll call you Kogoro!" She leaped to his side, and took out a few Shinsengumi members who rushed over.

bang——

Following the smoke bomb Gui threw out, bursts of soot rose from the ground, and when everyone came back to their senses, Gui and the man in black were no longer in sight.Hijikata Shishiro frowned and shouted: "Immediately guard all the important places on the street! Strictly check the people who pass by, and never let those guys in Gui!" After a pause, he added, "By the way, give us Take back."

"...By the way?! You definitely said 'By the way', didn't you?!" The dog star came back to his senses, gritted his teeth and said, "This is all caused by you incompetent things! If things don't come back If you can't get them back, just wait until your decapitated place! These useless things!"

"Sogo!" Hijikata immediately stopped his hand, looked sideways at Okita Sougo, and winked at him, "Hurry up and lead someone to hunt for Katsura." Then he said in a deep voice, "Yamazaki, go to see that guy in the other courtyard." If she is present, she will be arrested, and if she is not, her face will be drawn and posted together with Gui's wanted profile picture. The charge is... the crime of obstructing the safety of wild animals."

...Deputy Chief, you don't like her, do you?Very unpleasant, right?There is no such crime at all, is there? BY Yamazaki retreat

The author has something to say: I typed out this special dog 鰰 or something==

Literally, it looks more like Wang Wang, and then there are fish scales on the body... (What kind of monster is this||

So Shinsuke Takasugi, where are you ==?