Helpless

It was supposed to be a quiet street at night, but at this time, the sudden sound of footsteps interrupted the rare tranquility of this corner of Kabukicho.

Behind Gui and the others, members of the Shinsengumi chased after them in a car, and a cannon protruded from the car window. Sougo Okita's voice sounded very flat: "Now you are being arrested for obstructing the sleep of public servants. .”

Accompanied by his voice, with a bang, the iron cannon was fired.

=. =People’s public servants, it’s hard to say whether they are public servants for the people or treat the people as public servants=. =

——In any case, it seems more accurate to say that it's killing criminals than catching criminals, right? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——Just like when you are constipated, you will always find a reason, such as leg numbness after squatting for a long time, such as the toilet paper is too rough, such as forgetting to bring "JUMP" in so it can't come out. BY Sakata Gintoki

——That’s something you only do, Yin-san, right? !Every time I go to the toilet with a book, I will definitely get hemorrhoids! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——New Baji Madamadadane. BY Kagura

——Don't just say 'Madamadadane' casually, are you going to use tennis to dominate the world? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

"So that boy didn't live with you at night..." Kamikaze looked around, thought for a while, then slapped the floor, heartbroken, "What about Kagura's innocence?! Living alone with a man room! Although you may not love women with curly hair, there is a great possibility that you don’t love men!"

——Do you think it would be more innocent for two men and one woman to live together? !And Eun-sang, of course I love women more than men!

Compared with Kamikaze's excitement, Gui seemed much calmer. He poured himself a cup of tea, sat there and took a sip before saying, "Long time no see, Yinshi."

—Don’t treat yourself as the master in other people’s homes!I hope never to see you again!

Sakata Gintoki felt in great pain. Recently, Kagura suffered from insomnia. He was so troubled that he finally managed to coax that girl to sleep, but suddenly a hole was broken in the roof, and Gui and others fell from the sky. A creature that is happy when a woman and a mysterious creature are onlookers!

"Ah, fix the roof for me before tomorrow morning, bastard." Gintoki yawned, "Also—Elizabeth, you stepped on me."

Elizabeth moved her foot to the side.

“………………… Does it make sense to replace the left leg you stepped on with your right leg?” Yin Shi asked.

Kamikaze endured for a long time before blurting out: It's not bad if you didn't step on your middle leg =. =

Suddenly there was a commotion outside.

"Temporary inspection of the Zhensengumi!"

"Is the bastard checking on ghosts in the middle of the night?!"

"I'm going to complain to the Shinsengumi!"

"Don't think the police are great!"

"I have to go to work tomorrow!"

"Check your lungs!"

bang——

"Ah, sorry, it went off fire."

“………………………… On purpose?! Absolutely on purpose, right?! I’m going to call the TV station to complain about the abuse of violence by Shinsengumi!”

If it is said that one Gui or Kamikaze will make Yinshi feel troublesome, then the combination of the two will definitely not be equal.

Gui tried to explain to him, "So we just escaped from the Shinsengumi bastards..."

Yinshi yawned and leaned there with half-closed eyes: "Ah... you guys who opened holes in my roof in the middle of the night are even more bastards, bastards Zzzzzzzzz"

"Silver time—"

bang bang bang-

The sudden heavy knock on the door made several people in the room feel as if they were facing a formidable enemy. Jia and Yi clenched the knife in their hands: "What should I do, big sister?!"

"...Gintoki!" Kamikaze looked at Gintoki.

"Run away, Zzzzzz" Yin Shi hugged the pillow and continued to sleep.

"There's no time," Gui said decisively, "Listen, you run first, I'll distract them!"

"You—" Kamikaze objected subconsciously, "No, we have to go together."

"Don't waste any more time! In addition, you did those things recently, right? The people with lofty ideals are praising them privately, and they also said that it's a pity that they don't know what's going on with this new organization, otherwise they should see it. "Gui stuffed the small box full of rare treasures into her arms, "There is no time, these should belong to you, Elizabeth, take them to a safe place!" After speaking, he jumped into the small hole that came in earlier. Go to the roof, lower your waist and run quickly on the roof.

A voice came from outside: "I saw Gui!"

"Come on!"

"Miss-"

She threw the box to B: "Elizabeth, I will leave Xiao A and Xiao B to you!" Then she jumped up and followed Gui.

Xiao Jia couldn't bear it and shouted in a low voice: "We don't call Xiao Jia and Xiao B!"

The knocking on the door became louder and louder, and the door was suddenly pulled open: "All the bastards who disturbed the girl's sleep go to Dingchun and confess, Alu!"

bang bang bang bang——

"You guys should go back and drink three years of milk before going out, bastard——!"

When Gintoki yawned and walked to the entrance, what he saw were the scattered Shinsengumi policemen, and Kagura was looking at them with a hostile expression in an obvious sleepwalking manner.

"What are you doing? Are you going to send money? Or demolish the house?" He stood at the door, rubbing his sleepy eyes, yawning non-stop.

"I'm sorry, boss, we're on a mission." Sougo, who was standing across the street downstairs, waved his hand, "Everyone, come down and go to the next street to check!"

"Yes!" Seeing the Shinsengumi's well-trained people running down to the next street, Gintoki yawned again, and pulled Kagura's collar back with one hand: "Go back and sleep. Otherwise I'll lock you out and I don't care anyway Zzzzzzz"

On the roof of the other street, under the moonlight, the shadow of the person looked particularly slender and thin.

"...What are you doing here?!" Gui Ya lowered his waist and half-prostrated on the roof to look around the situation, tilting his head and lowering his voice, somewhat disapproving.

She smiled: "You gave me all the money, and took the money to do something. I will cover you tonight."

"No, you leave from there. With my many years of experience, I won't be caught by the Shinsengumi so easily!"

"You don't need to show off your rich sexual experience... Oh, I know you won't be caught easily, so I followed." She pointed to the right, "Let's run from both sides to disperse them The strength of the troops." She let her hair down, raked it casually, then turned and jumped to the left, and her thin figure quickly passed one roof after another, attracting the attention of the Shinsengumi who was patrolling below: "——There! That hair is Gui! Hurry up!"

Gui Jingjing watched her figure disappear into the darkness in the distance along with the noise of the Shinsengumi, turned around and jumped off the roof.

Over the years, her escaping skills have been honed to perfection. After going around two streets, Kamikaze turned her head and couldn't see the police who were chasing her. "But after turning around, her smile froze, and continued to rise a second later, "...why, you want to chase me?"

"I said earlier that once I get the evidence, I won't let you go." Hijikata Toshiro, the vice-chief of Oni of the Shinsengumi, his eyes were full of indifference and murderous look, and he pointed the knife at God. wind.

"It's better to say that because I said I was the woman of your Boss Kondo, I brought his son to the door and ruined his reputation--by the way, does he have this thing? At the same time, he played a trick on him, so Is that why you are so angry?" She looked at him with great interest, "A man of loyalty is so cute!"

"Stop talking nonsense, let's catch her without a fight." Tu Fang suddenly pulled out his saber and slashed at her.

"This is not my style!" Kamikaze said, turned his back and ran, but heard the sharp wind whistling from behind, and quickly dodged sideways, throwing the dart in his hand, "——Hey, yes A man who is touched by a woman is the worst!"

"I didn't think of you as a woman!" Hijikata quickly turned around and dodged the darts, and then swung a knife towards her, "I just didn't expect you to be so bold as to break into the Shinsengumi alone - Sugiyama Nozomi, a member of the ghost soldier team." !" Earlier, he vaguely felt that this woman's aura made him feel very wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong for a while, so he could only hold back temporarily and warned her not to act rashly.Afterwards, he asked Yamazaki to investigate her identity while monitoring her, but unexpectedly discovered that she was a member of the Ghost Soldier who was wanted.

"I hate that kind of company that doesn't have five guarantees and one gold. I quit a long time ago!" And the slightly narrow eyes flashed something unclear under the street lamp, "—and that name is ugly, so I have already discarded this setting. Do I need to emphasize it again and again?!"

"Who cares about your setting!" Tufang quickly ran towards her, and slashed at her with the knife. In exchange, she jumped again, but was grabbed by his hand that didn't hold the knife——

"Hey, isn't this a foul?!"

"I told you who cares about you!" Tufang pulled her feet down and put the knife on her neck when she lost her balance and fell to the ground. He watched her raise her hands in surrender, took out the handcuffs and handcuffed her to the ground. On her hand, "I'm arresting you on charges against the shogunate—"

boom--

Suddenly a smoke bomb was thrown from above his head, and Hijikata dodged subconsciously. Kamikaze seized this opportunity and shook his hand vigorously, turned around and ran away.

"Deputy Commander!" This is the people from the Shinsengumi who rushed over after hearing the news.

Tufang waved his hand, frowned and shouted: "Follow me! Gui and Sugiyama Xi are both ahead!"

"Elopement in the middle of the night?" Sougo pouted, "Why are both of them as shameless as Mr. Hijikata?"

"...Bastard, I'll kill you when you go back, and go after Gui and Shanshan first!"

***

Kamikaze and Gui ran to a safe place before stopping. Kamikaze gasped: "... Huh, thank you, I was saved by you again."

Gui shook his head: "At that time, Yinshi turned back to save you, but in the end he was the only one who came back."

……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… There is no transition between the sentence and the next sentence at all!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui." Gui insisted on emphasizing this point, and then said, "You don't need to thank me."

…………… Have you jumped back again? !Can you talk about a topic!I'm ready to catch up on the old days and you jumped back to the topic again!

Gui continued: "At that time, we all thought that you had been buried on the battlefield with no bones left. Only after seeing your wanted head portrait a few years later did we know that you joined the Ghost Soldier."

... Forget it, if you want to jump on the topic, just jump on it. ==

"Well, I just returned to the earth from the universe at that time, and I couldn't get along anymore. I happened to meet Takasugi-kun. Seeing that he was doing well, I went to eat. Later, I felt that I was going to hang out with him. Maybe someday I will eat and eat I was dead, so I ran away." She smiled and waved her hands, "Oh, the past is like a drop in the ocean, it's time to mention it!"

"Then get down to business."

Kamikaze blinked at him.

"Nowadays the shogunate is colluding with heaven and man, and it is further controlled by heaven and man. It is already rotten. As people of insight, many people with lofty ideals have gathered together to work together for the dawn of Edo." Gui said His eyes were full of brilliance, "The things you have done in recent days have been spread among the patriots, as long as we unite -"

"Wait!" She interrupted him, "...Actually, I don't care if I see Edo's new tomorrow."

Gui was startled.

"What I want to do is to kill the gods and humans." She lowered her head and kicked the ground lightly with her toes, "I have neither love nor hatred for this world, I only hate the gods and humans." So neither can accept Tatsuma Sakamoto The practice of Takasugi Shinsuke is also unacceptable.It's amazing to say it, obviously everyone gathered together for the same thing and the same goal before, and all swung the knives in their hands to slash at heaven and man, but time and months have passed, and everyone's trajectories are so far apart.

... The world is wonderful, and I really can't help it at all.After being silent for a while, she looked at Gui who had been silent all this time: "...Hello?"

“………………………” Gui continued as if he had suddenly come to his senses, “You can definitely have stronger power——”

"—You didn't listen to me at all, did you?! Do you think the radio just turned off automatically?!" She couldn't help but shouted.

Gui said solemnly: "Xizi, we are united to fight against heaven and man!"

"I said you call me Xizi...it's because you like to call me Xizi that I like to call you Wig or Kogoro..." She turned her face away and muttered in a low voice, then turned to look at him seriously, "Wig, you will kill me A celestial child who has never done anything?"

Gui looked at her and didn't speak.

"I will, as long as I can, I will never let go of any monster that can be killed." She pursed her lips, "...So, we are not on the same road. What I am good at and what I want is Keep killing those monsters and watching them die in front of me." After a pause, her voice sank, like the coldest water in the night, "...and I have made a plan long ago. Before, even if we couldn’t see the Edo sun rising again, it didn’t matter a long time ago.”

After finishing speaking, she turned around, waved her hand, and said to Gui who was behind her, "...Thanks for the wig, now there will be no financial troubles!"

The night was as cold as water, he stood there, watching her leave without looking back.

***

Shunli sold everything at a high price on the black market at an extremely fast speed and channel, and the first thing Kamikaze did after getting the money was to take A and B to the supermarket to make big purchases.The attendant Xiaojia said tactfully: "...Elder sister, it is because you are so casual that we always have financial problems."

"Don't mention this to the women who are shopping!" She didn't even glance at him, and directly swept the chili sauce on the shelf into the cart.

That night, the three squatted in the small apartment to eat noodles.While eating, Xiao Jia felt that the atmosphere was not right, looked up, and said in shock: "...Elder Sister?!"

"Why do you talk so much while eating?!" She licked the noodles in her mouth impatiently, and scolded in a low voice, "If you don't eat, it's a waste, give it to Xiao B!" Xiao B calmly held the bowl He turned around and said that he had no intention of accepting Xiaojia's saliva at all.

Xiao Jia looked at her in embarrassment: "I'm sorry but——Why are you crying, big sister?"

She continued to eat noodles while crying: "It's spicy!" She put down the bowl, picked up the chili sauce and continued to pour it into the bowl.

"Then why do you keep pouring chili sauce?!" Do you really need to see a brain doctor, ma'am? !Or are you actually shaking M? ! "

She continued to pour chili sauce into the bowl, then picked up the bowl and took a big gulp of the soup. Her eyes were red and swollen from crying, and she shouted, "I'm so hot! You can control yourself!"

The author has something to say: The content summary of this chapter made me feel a little bit... =. =

Well, by the way, let’s spoof Wangwang, in fact, I will often use Wangwang for surgery =_,=(Hey

By the way, Xizi will occasionally call him 'Kogoro' when he gets pissed off by Katsura. This is not Kogoro Moori, but Kogoro Katsura, the prototype of Katsura in history... People will think of Mori Kogoro, right?!==+

So the appearance chapter is mainly to let Xizi move around, and then I have a concept of her personality and way of acting, as well as the general relationship with Gintoki, wig, Kagura, etc... (Where is the male protagonist?!

The male protagonist... the next chapter will be the Red Sakura chapter =0=

The man who dreamed of destroying the world brought Pikachu out………………………! ! !

By the way, today is Takasugi-kun’s birthday>_

Happy Birthday Governor General!