Helpless

Hearing this, she immediately turned around and left without staying for a second.But the moment he walked out of his room, he heard his voice behind him full of mockery and sarcasm: "After meeting Yinshi, don't get too complacent and reveal your identity."

"...Who said I'm going to find him!" She became furious and slammed the door away.

╮(╯▽╰)╭Since you want scrambled tomatoes and eggs, you need to buy tomatoes and eggs together╮(╯▽╰)╭

——Well, can this summary be abolished?It has nothing to do with the content of this chapter, right? BY Shimura Shinpachi

——I’m making tomato scrambled eggs today, and I’ll go buy eggs Alu later! BY Kagura

——Kagura, isn’t the point of tomato scrambled eggs to be the tomato? BY Shimura Shinpachi

——But if you buy a tomato, you won’t get an egg, Alu, but if you buy an egg, you will get a tomato, Alu! BY Kagura

——Do you think you can get a tomato for free when you buy two eggs?too naive!Speaking of it, it is more realistic to buy a box of tomatoes and get two eggs. BY Sakata Gintoki

—I said, it’s not realistic, is it?Why should tomatoes and eggs be sold together? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——Of course it was Alu, who naturally followed the tomato after buying eggs! BY Kagura

——How could it be possible to give you a tomato for two balls? !However, it is true that if there are two balls, a cucumber will be given as a gift. BY Sakata Gintoki

——…… Yinsang!Completely stale, right?The dialogue has completely changed from the food to the impure direction! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——Then Xinbaji—cut it, after you cut it, you will be Shinichi! ! BY Sakata Gintoki

--…………………………How can it be? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

Everything is possible.When Kamikaze stood at the door of the Master House and rang the doorbell for a long time, it turned out to be a man with long purple hair and pupils, wearing red-rimmed glasses—the point is that he was wearing a tight black net leather jacket, and his legs were bound— When the beautiful girl came to open the door, she said calmly, "Sorry, I went to the wrong place." Then she took two steps back, turned and left——

Damn!She suddenly turned around and punched him: "Why didn't I know that curly-haired guy has a tendency to S|M?!"

"Of course this kind of hobby can only be known by the closest person!" Although the purple-haired girl's legs were restrained, her movements were extremely fast. Suddenly, her long purple hair was thrown across her face, and she subconsciously took two steps back to dodge, but the beautiful girl wrapped her arms around her neck from behind, "I don't know where this half-toned woman came from, do you think Ah Yin would like it?" Are you such a half-toned woman?! Ah?!"

"... At least not a thorough woman like you..." The corner of Kamikaze's mouth twitched, "I said girl, who are you? What are you doing here? I don't think curly hair would put cash at home , To be precise, I think he has no money at all, so he can be exempted from being a thief, but he said that the old woman downstairs is very rich."

"I should have asked you this!" The purple-haired beautiful girl stretched her arms a little, approaching the side of Kamikaze's face, "——Look carefully at this face, it's really ordinary, if you don't wear women's clothes, you won't see it at all Can't tell it's a woman?"

"Hey, hey, that's too rude, big sister, after I take off my clothes, I must have a woman's body! Although I have a heart stronger than a man's!" Kamikaze glanced at her, in exchange for which she suddenly let go, and took three steps back, Pushing his glasses, his eyes were full of vigilance and shock: "Could it be... Could it be that you are——!"

"Could it be......... Ah(⊙o⊙)?"

The purple-haired beautiful girl suddenly narrowed her glasses, her expression was serious, the glasses reflected light, and a half shadow shrouded her face inexplicably: "Could it be........." She suddenly took out three glasses from her arms. Throwing a dart towards Kamikaze, "Even a shemale can't attract Ah Yin's attention—!"

"I'll get your attention! You're a ladyboy and a transvestite, what kind of pervert do you think curly hair is, you idiot! (#‵′)" Kamikaze's eyebrows burst into a few #, quickly dodged, but still His neck was scratched by a dart, "...Yo, it looks like he's an expert."

The purple-haired girl showed a determined smile, suddenly her body speeded up, and she flashed behind Kamikaze. The latter was alert, dodged sideways, and used her elbow as a weapon to stab at the purple-haired girl, but the girl took advantage of the situation. He grabbed her arm, threw her over his shoulder, and threw her downstairs——

Adjusting his glasses, he said seriously: "—Female ninja Xiaoyuan, come on."

"What's going on upstairs?!" The mother-in-law downstairs slammed the door open and shouted, "If you make more trouble, you all get out—!" When she looked up, she found that the second floor had already There was no one there, and she suddenly felt someone pulling her feet, she looked down——

"I——vomited blood..." Kamikaze looked at her with sad eyes with blood on his face.

“………… Deserves it.”

***

Although he said that he deserved it with a contemptuous look, he still let the cat-eared maid in the small hotel help him in and gave him medicine, which made Kamikaze scratch his head in embarrassment and laughed: "Hahaha thank you, thank you just now I really didn't make noise on purpose... Well, hello, mother-in-law, I'm here to look for Yinshi."

"Those three guys upstairs went out today," Granny Dengshi stood behind the counter and glanced at her, "Come back later." As soon as the words finished, Catherine, the cat-eared girl beside her, interrupted, "It's still plain and true." The earthworker from the selection group went out together."

Hearing this, Kamikaze looked at her in a blink of an eye: "Eh?!" She quickly calculated in her heart that she didn't have much chance of winning if she confronted that man head-on with her own skills.Although he knew that according to the plan, Ito used means to expel the man named "Deputy Chief of Demon" Shiro Hijikata from the Shinsengumi, but he didn't expect that he would be with Sakata Gintoki.Could it be—these two people have a good relationship? !After being kicked out of the Shinsengumi, did you live in the Master House? !Hey, don't make things so complicated...

Seeing that she was silent, Catherine misunderstood and continued: "But that earth boy doesn't know what's wrong with him, he looks very strange. I don't want to say anything about his strange clothes, but he actually took the initiative to give way to me. After meeting a passer-by Kuang apologizes, the real sun has risen from the south."

"........." Kamikaze thought for a while, and the corner of his mouth twitched violently, which was basically the same as the effect of the brain Takasugi Shinsuke suddenly tightening the kimono and saying, "Oh, I'm shy when the watch looks at me like that." Is it almost okay... According to Ito, the status of Hijikata is not right recently, but it can't be so wrong, right?Could it be that the man was possessed by a ghost?

"Catherine, the door is too dry, go and sprinkle some water, don't think about being lazy all day long." Granny Dengshi put a tense face on Catherine and pushed Catherine away to do things. Turning around, he looked at Kamikaze calmly, took a puff of cigarettes, and puffed out clouds and mist.

Kamikaze who was choked by the smoke coughed twice, turned his head away: "...Sorry, I'm sorry, I cough easily when I smell smoke." After a pause, he asked again, "Curly hair——no, silver How long have you lived upstairs? I must depend on your mother-in-law for taking care of me, although I may not have the position to say this... Anyway, thank you very much."

Deng Shi looked at her for a while longer, and exhaled a puff of cigarette: "Then pay the rent to him."

"...Eh?" Kamikaze was dumbfounded.

"Rent!" Dengshi repeated impatiently, "That bastard pretends to be dead every month when it's time to pay the rent. He has already owed more than half a year's rent. Your tone is quite familiar with him, so give him the rent." handed in!"

…………………………… “Excuse me, how much rent does he owe?” Hearing Dengshi report a number, Kamikaze hesitated, took out a checkbook and pen from his pocket, and wrote on it. Wow, wrote a few strokes, and respectfully tore them down and handed them to Dengshi, "...I'm really sorry, money is tight recently, and I can only pay [-]% of the money for the time being, please accept it." Because she didn't know Dengshi well, she subconsciously She used all the honorifics she could. After all, in recent years, she has not had much experience in dealing with unfamiliar old folks, so she felt a little apprehensive.

Dengshi glanced down at the check, then looked up at Kamikaze again, but didn't reach out to take it, which made Kamikaze even more embarrassed: "There are really only so many, money is really tight recently, here If you want to buy something, you need to buy something, and the price of things has gone up again, and it’s not easy to make money recently--" Deng Shi suddenly interrupted her rambling: "What is your relationship with that kid? His poor appearance is really capable Nearby is a rich girl from a rich family."

"...Eh? A rich and rich girl? Hahahaha, mother-in-law, you really know how to joke. I look like a homeless person, right? If you want money, how can you be tight?" Kamikaze waved his hands quickly, and remained silent for two seconds, "... ...Well, how is he doing? Because of this and that, I haven't seen him for a long time, and I didn't have a chance to say a few words when we met last time. You should also know his character, and he You can't count on saying a few words... Hahahaha But speaking of it, he seems to be as dead fish-eyed as ever, which hasn't changed hahaha, he owes so much to your mother-in-law for the rent, it seems that he is living in poverty What……"

Dengshi crossed his arms, looked at the incoherent kamikaze, and calmly asked a question: "Who are you?"

Kamikaze was taken aback, and after looking at Granny Dengshi for a long time, she lowered her eyes, took a deep breath, and pursed her lips: "...his classmate, who was educated by the same teacher as him when he was young." I didn't say anything, because I was not familiar with Dengshi at the moment, I didn't care to reveal the details about myself and Yinshi, and I didn't know whether Dengshi knew about Yinshi's past, and I didn't know how to say it, "... Thank you mother-in-law for bandaging my wound, I'll just wait for him to come back outside." She stood up, bowed to Deng Shi, and turned to walk towards the door.

"...When I saw that guy for the first time, he was just as miserable as he is now. He collapsed in front of my old man's cemetery, even willing to chew and swallow the steamed buns for the dead." Dengshi took another puff of his cigarette, "... …At the very beginning, that idiot looked like he had nothing. He walked alone and didn’t leave a way out for himself when doing things. It seemed that he was determined to protect other people’s important things every time. It seemed more like It’s like trying to make up for something. It’s probably because I’ve lost many important things before, so I can’t forgive myself, and it’s more like a suicide attempt.”

Kamikaze stopped in his tracks, looked down at the corner of the door frame, didn't speak, and didn't look back.And Dengshi didn't look at her, but turned around, turned his back to her, and continued to say slowly: "Fortunately, some idiots joined in one after another - so idiots always flock together. But now it's cheerful Quite a few, I seem to understand that people can’t just stick to their memories and live, the important things are tomorrow.”

"......... I understand what you mean, mother-in-law." After a long silence, Kamikaze's voice was very soft and low, "I just came to see him as a classmate from a long time ago, knowing that he is doing well is enough Now, I don't want to see him involved in any incident. And now I don't have any-"

"I've already said that idiots flock together." Dengshi interrupted her, and before she could react, she heard the sound of paper being torn. Cigarettes, picked up the check, slowly tore it into pieces, and threw it into the trash can, "...what do you understand? You are also that idiot."

……………………… Respecting the elders is one aspect, don’t easily accuse me of being a fool! (#‵′)

***

It was already night when I came out from Grandma Dengshi's place.Standing on the street, Kamikaze looked up at the house of masters with the closed gate, turned around and walked slowly along the streets of Kabukicho, because he knew that Shinsengumi was too busy to take care of himself now, even if he walked here grandly, there would be no one Catch yourself, so you can catch your breath and look around the street.At night, the street looks completely different from the daytime, with colorful neon lights flashing everywhere, and some bar girls, cowherds or transvestites at the door of the shops are smiling at the people who come and go. Some hooligans or wanderers are also ostentatiously strutting through the streets.

This place seems to be a place where many people can coexist, she thought, the corners of her mouth twitched as soon as she turned her head.Less than ten meters away from her, at the entrance of a store with a signboard exuding pink and rotten colors, Gui was wearing a water-red modified kimono, accompanied by the big penguin holding a sign (that's Elizabeth!), is--

"The girls inside are the most beautiful, do you want to go in and have a seat?" In response to Gui's words, the big penguin (I said it was Elizabeth!) stepped forward, handed a store's profile business card to the other party, and Gui He stretched out his hand to wrap the man's shoulder in a familiar way, and led him into the shop, "This way, please."

"Eh? No, I just passed by after work..." The man blushed and didn't know how to respond, but Gui immediately stopped him: "Since this is the case, you need to go in and have a few drinks to dissipate the fatigue from the day. You will have better energy to devote to tomorrow's work, and then you will have the opportunity to witness the dawn of Edo with your own eyes——ah, guest, you don't have to be shy, we have..."

Kamikaze turned around silently and left silently.Thank you for your hard work, Kogoro, everything is for the funds of the barbarians, I understand... But don't you really think that man blushed because he was embraced by you?He is almost out of oxygen......

The author has something to say: The tomato scrambled eggs... comes from the conversation between me and my mother ==

Of course, there is no one in the second half... If there is, I will be beaten by Mama OJZ|||

So Xizi, you actually reached out and asked Dai Maowei for money to try to support Yinsang! !You are too corrupt! ! !

...Yin Sang, come live in my house, no rent is charged ==+(Ma Ma: Don’t try to bring a man in his 20s with a child (hey) into your home!!!