Helpless

Heshang Wanqi was still wearing earphones, turned around and looked at Kamikaze striding towards this side: "I advise you to just stand still, Jinsuke is not trying to tolerate you."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, it's easier to beat and scold than to train your son." Kamikaze laughed twice, looking at Wanqi on the river in the dark, his eyes were shining like cat pupils , "It's just like this. In this world, there are many things that people have to do. At the same time, there are many things..."

There seemed to be more stalemate in the air, and the slightly intermittent sound of shamisen could be heard in the distance.

"—I have to buy it!" Kamikaze suddenly grinned brightly at him, "Miss Youzi wants a large flow rate. By the way, I don't have high requirements. A 42cm long night-use model is fine. Usually Ms. Youzi bought them all. She was injured and I had to go. Now that this is the case - I will leave everything to you, Kawasami-kun!｜(___)㎡

╮(╯_╰)╭The height of life is barely equal to four 42cm long night use sheets╮(╯_╰)╭

——Xin Baji silently turned his head and left Alu, did Xin Baji still madamadadane? BY Kagura

——He's too slack. BY Sakata Gintoki

——Wanshiwu Xinba has no dead ends——! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——...Silver Sauce, after saying this, Xinbachi died, Alu. BY Kagura

——Kagura, don't just poke the corpses on the road, you will be regarded as a murderer.Isn't that often done on TV?Ah, died there for a day and the police couldn't find it. The innocent character accidentally poked the body curiously, and the police broke down the door immediately. BY Sakata Gintoki

——True selection group routine inspection.Now I'm arresting you for the crime of torturing and killing boys and rape|corpse—tsk, the world is going downhill—over there, don't worry about the corpse, just arrest her. BY Okita Sougo

"Mr. Heshang, don't you want to go out, and bring some back by the way. Miss Youzi and I are the only girls in this team. She is injured and can't go out now. It just happened to do good things in the past two days. You can't let her use it. Feel free to pad it with cotton wool ╮(╯_╰)╭" Kamikaze shrugged, "I don't care, my ovulation period has passed this month, next month it will be around NO.15... Well, that's right, NO.15...well, sorry, Kawagami-kun, are you listening?"

Wanqi on the river looked at the lonely and dark night sky in the distance and didn't speak.

"...Didn't listen to it again? Eh——? This is so cool, I will buy a pair of headphones and wear it someday." She nodded, and suddenly moved to his ear, "Hey, hey——! ——on—jun——I——love——you—! —also—love—me—! No—no—hear—to—I—just—call—to—every—everyone—know—know— —We—two—re-love each other—for the end!”

Heshang Wanqi turned his head to look at her, raised his finger and pointed to the earphone: "...Ah, sorry, I was listening to a song just now, and I didn't hear what you were saying at all."

"It's disgusting. I have to wait until someone says I love you before saying I didn't hear it. I'm secretly happy, right? Oh, you guys just like to say things differently. I understand, I understand ╮(╯▽╰) ╭" Kamikaze shook his head helplessly while talking, reached out and patted his shoulder, and nodded sympathetically, "He Shang-kun, you are so handsome, and you are so [accented] high [accented]. Find true love!"

……………… Does this sentence mean something?Absolutely right?What's with that accent? !

"How long do you want to make trouble?!" Unbearable, Matako Laishima rushed out of the cabin of the spaceship, held guns in both hands and fired at Kamikaze. After watching the other party roll and dodge, she roared angrily, " Don't bark outside in the middle of the night! I won't spare you if you disturb Master Jinzhu's sleep! And being tall has nothing to do with being attractive!"

"Don't worry, men won't be disturbed by things outside the window at will when they are XXOO." Kamikaze nodded understandingly, "Men are all creatures that think about the lower body. By the way, tall men have better genetics, otherwise they will be smaller." Babies are easy and don’t grow tall~”

"(#‵′) What nonsense are you talking about?! There are no other women on this spaceship except you and me! No woman except me is eligible to be separated by Mr. Jinsuke—" Said Matako without waiting After that, Kamikaze suddenly looked at her in surprise: "Oh! Did you see Takeda-kun?"

"........." Lai Dao accidentally thought of it, turned his head and vomited out with a sound of "vomit."

"I said... even if it's like this, don't hit me like this." Takeshi Bianheita appeared behind Matako Kurijima, "Senior, if I look at it by candlelight, it's not that bad. And Miss Sugiyama, my name is Takeshi, isn't it Takeda."

"...Ouch—go to hell!" Lai Dao shot him a few more times, then turned around, "You can make a fuss just by asking you to go shopping?!"

Kamikaze hurriedly raised his hand to signal that he was wronged: "Men are always self-righteous, Kawasami-kun can't tell the difference between aromatherapy and big flow, I'm trying to explain to him—" Before he finished speaking, Lai Dao interrupted She: "Idiots can't tell the difference between this kind of thing?!==#And why do you have to explain this kind of thing to him!"

"Oh, he's going to get married in the future. Isn't it normal to help his wife buy this thing? Once a man gets married, he must be prepared to abandon the dignity of the so-called macho, otherwise the family will not last long." Kamikaze continued to raise his hand and clap Wanqi on Heshang's shoulder, after losing sight, glanced at Wanqi on Heshang who was going further and further away, she didn't care, she spread her hands and said, "What's more, when a wife has dystocia, only the last crystallization of the two is left... from husband to father, From then on, I have to bear the dual responsibilities of father and mother, and 16 years later, when my daughter does something good for the first time, it is also the father who tells her how to use Xiaobang..."

A shoe hit her directly on the head, with a serene and reluctant smile on her face, she sighed slightly, fell down slowly, turned her head to look at the distant figure of Wan Qi on the river, struggled to stretch out A hand trembling in mid-air: "...Husband, even though I won't be here anymore, you still have to take good care of your daughter, and since she lost her mother's love at such a young age, husband, you have to give her double love." Love, otherwise she...she will embark on the path of destroying the world..."

Who is your daughter?Don't just pull others into your fantasy!I want to destroy you on the spot right now——!Lai Dao was furious, took off the other shoe and wanted to throw it at her again, but was grabbed by Takeshi Biantai behind him: "Don't get excited—don't get excited! It's not good for the child to move the tire—"

"My child, your sister!" Kaishima Matako turned her head and took the shoe to hit Takeshi Bianheita's head desperately, cursing while banging, "Stay away from me, perverted lolicon! You and that perverted paranoid are on the same side Yes! Get away and don't touch me!"

"...In the blink of an eye, you have a child of your own, even though the man she is looking for is older than your husband..." Kamikaze had tears in his eyes, and his heart was sore, "This is all my fault, if... If If I didn't have a dystocia, I wouldn't let you bring up the child alone, and I wouldn't let her have a good impression of the old man since she was a child..."

You are not dystocia!Difficult childbirth until your daughter found an old man and got pregnant, why are you still babbling here!go to hell--!Matako Laishima threw away her shoes, took out her two guns and continued to shoot her fiercely: "Nozomi Sugiyama, go to hell!"

Kamikaze leaped back, retreated to a safe place, turned his head and looked around, Wanqi Heshang had disappeared: "Hey - why do I meet men who talk to themselves? It's really unreliable."

"The one who talks the most about himself is you, bastard! (#‵′)"

***

After flirting with Wanqi Heshang and Matako Laishima, Kamikaze patted his stomach in extreme satisfaction and turned back to his room (so who will buy sanitary napkins?)—but not to his own room.She stood outside the door of Shinsuke Takasugi's room, scratched her cheek, raised her hand and knocked on the door lightly: "Do you need night service, sir?" Then she didn't hear any answer as expected.She sighed and shook her head: "Oh, Mr. Jinsuke is really out of touch. You have to say Ito's name. It turns out that women can't knock on Mr. Jinsuke's door in the middle of the night, you have to use a man. ╮(╯▽ ╰)╭"

After a while, there was still no response from the inside, she burst into tears and said: "I was wrong, Mr. Jinzhu, tell me, I really want to go out to buy women's sanitary products, without your voice, He Shangjun will not let me go!" Let's go, I won't betray the ghost soldiers ah ah ah you don't trust me so much ah ah ah I'm still waiting to meet Chun Yu's fiancé I will come back T_____T"

Therefore, when asking for help to do things, you must be sincere and simple to have results. The inside finally gave a response: "Come in." I don't know if it's because he just woke up, or the sound magnetic field will have a chemical effect on the air at night. Usually it sounds a lot deeper, with a subtle hoarse voice.

The corner of Kamikaze's mouth twitched: "Isn't that good? In the middle of the night, I, an unmarried girl, came into Mr. Jinzhu's boudoir..." As she said this, she opened the door and walked inside.It's not the first time I've been in his bedroom, and it looks very empty as always, with a sense of being too deserted.She turned her head and looked over, the first thing she saw was the bandages that were casually thrown on the table.Her gaze stayed on the bandage for tens of seconds, and she glanced at him from the corner of her eye.

Gao Shan leaned on the bed, looking at her lightly.He was bare|bare to the waist, only the purple kimono embroidered with gold butterflies covered the area below the waist, one knee was bent, and his hands were casually resting on the knee.Although he was not wearing a bandage at this time, his left eye was almost completely covered by the overly long bangs on his forehead.

She immediately raised her hand to cover her eyes, and said righteously: "Oh, I'm seduced by sex, I have a family."

He ignored her, turned sideways to pick up the long gun pipe on the bedside, and knocked on the end of the pipe.She turned her head sideways, watched his movements, and couldn't help muttering: "Smoking is really harmful to your health..." She waved her hand after speaking, "There is no one else here, so it looks cool to use this trick."

He took a puff of cigarette slowly, and then spoke to her: "The spring rain is expected to arrive in these two days, and there is Wan Qi from the Zhenxuan group, so you don't have to worry about it."

"Oh, it really hurts my heart. Dare Takasugi-kun kept me just to connect with Chunyu." Her complaining tone was quite inconsistent with the spring-like smile on her face, "But speaking of it, I'm not particularly relieved, I have to supervise myself It has nothing to do with me that Heshang-kun is Takasugi-kun and the capable general of your ghost army, as far as I am concerned, I want to protect Chunyu's absolute interests."

Takasugi Shinsuke suddenly laughed, his laughter was very deep and short.He raised his chin slightly, looked down at her from the corner of his eyes, with a mocking smile on his mouth: "It's really a hybrid that Chunyu left on the earth, and he really recognizes his ancestors in his bones."

The smile at the corner of her mouth froze: "It will make you feel good to stimulate me with such words, won't it?"

He slowly looked away, looking at his long gun pipe: "Go."

The author has something to say: I suddenly feel that if the hero is really Takasugi, does Xizi have a serious tendency to be S... OJZ

So... Please feel free to imagine Takasugi-kun just waking up late at night... sleeping naked -_,-(Hey!)

But speaking of it, his usual appearance is not much different from being naked, right==?The places that should be gone (?!) are basically gone...................................................................................

Note: Thanks to Abu for suggesting...｜(___)ｍ

I apologize for the large flow rate that I changed from millimeters to centimeters... OJZ|||The large flow rate of [-] meters is really unbearable. Hey, which manufacturer should try to produce it? (Hello!