Helpless

After eating a bowl of ramen in the middle, Kamikaze continued to wander aimlessly, throwing the small steel ball he just bought in his hand for a while, and two people in the bustling crowd passed by Kamikaze left and right.The three of them stopped for a moment, and the person on the left whispered: "Sister, I found out the reason for the big change in Hijikata's temperament. It's because of wearing the demon sword village Masha, and now the personality has changed to a timid and fearful OTAKU .”

"I'm sorry, I don't know Masa the Demon Sword Village, don't tell me in such a familiar tone. And what does OTAKU mean?" Kamikaze said and looked at the person on the right side, "Xiao Jia, where are you?"

"I told you I'm not Xiaojia, big sister (#‵′)!" Xiaojia lowered her voice, "I also found out the whereabouts of Manshiya and Hijikata—Ito plans to get rid of Shinsengumi director Isao Kondo today, Earlier, in order to completely eliminate the trouble of the earthwork, there was a commotion in the next street, and the three people in Wanshiwu robbed the police car and fled with the earthwork——Elder Sister?! Even if you wanted to run to help, you ran in the wrong direction!"

△ As the person who was asked "Can you guess if XX can stay at home for a month without going out?" the answer is "Yes", let me say that you are too young, I can stay at home for three months△

——Deputy Chief!How did you become like this, you have to cheer up, otherwise Ito will control the situation... What should the director do? ! BY Yamazaki retreat

——I… I can’t do anything, right? !Otherwise... Mr. Yamazaki, please use the state of selflessness, or eliminate the five senses... In short, this will definitely... definitely save the tennis world!The goal of dominating the universe in the tennis world depends entirely on you, Mr. Yamazaki! BY house fourteen

——Wait, deputy chief!Why am I saving the tennis world——! !Why does the tennis world depend on me to save it? !In the tennis world, there are Yue ○ Lucky ○ Tracks ○ True ○ Hands ○ and so on, right? !Now the first thing to be saved is your soul, right? ! BY Yamazaki retreat

Rushed to the road and saw a car parked just in front of the shop, Kamikaze had no time to think, before the driver got off, he rushed over and opened the car door: "Master, drive!" In exchange for the driver, he was stunned for two seconds , subconsciously replied: "Oh... no, I don't drive a taxi anymore-ahh, why is it you again?!" Kamikaze carefully identified for two seconds: "Oh, oh, master is you again!"

"Who is the master? Don't call me so affectionate!" The master excitedly said, "Last time you caused my taxi to be destroyed and I was taken back to the police station for interrogation! Why did I meet you again?!"

Kamikaze waved her hand: "Didn't I just buy a new car again? Last time I lost a lot of money - I really don't have time to arrest people today, hurry up! Master drive!" She suddenly roared, making Master I couldn't help shivering, and when I looked again, the two young people also got into the car one after the other.Xiao Yi was sitting in the co-pilot seat, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, he pulled out his dagger and stabbed it on the roof of the car, then slowly turned his head to look at him, and said in a flat tone: "Master, my eldest sister told you to drive."

The master's eyes became hot, his heart felt cold, his chrysanthemum tightened, and he drove with tears in his eyes.

***

Killed by a trap designed by Ito Kamotaro On the train to Wuzhou, facing the situation where Ito had a showdown and all the people in the car were Ito's people except himself, Kondo Isao rarely showed his seriousness side.As expected of the director of the Shinsengumi, as everyone including Oni's deputy director Hijikata Shiro, Super S Starman (hey, what is this!) Okita Sougo, etc., are not so much policemen as gangsters (beaten) A man recognized and willingly supported by others, he has shown his style as a general.

What is the style of a general - even when facing thousands of enemy troops alone, he still talks and laughs happily, calmly, disregarding life and death, regards danger as nothing, and is open and unafraid.

But this is nothing to Ito. In his eyes, Kondo Isao is a dying person who will end his short-sighted, stupid, absurd and useless life——as his own Ito Kamotaro, who went to the world. springboard.So he felt very dissatisfied with Okita Sougo who suddenly appeared here, but he didn't care: "Okita-kun, you can't blame me, you asked for everything."

The corners of Okita Sougo's mouth were tightly pursed, and his eyes were no longer the usual relaxed and wanton, but scarlet and full of hostility: "—Go away, stinky bastard, the only one who can stand by Mr. Kondo's side... is me!" He suddenly drew the knife in the air, making a piercing sound of wind, and pointed it straight at Ito.

***

Taking advantage of the chaos caused by the explosion, Sougo Okita and Isao Kondo escaped from Ito's faction for the time being, and fled to other carriages, but presumably there were only two people on one side of the train, and the train was bound to run all the way without stopping. To prevent the two from escaping, it is only a matter of time before the people from the Ito faction find them.

"...It's all my fault this time, Sougo, if I hadn't believed in Ito, and disregarded Shitou's advice to me..." Kondo felt very guilty and regretful, and said so with a sigh.And Okita Sougo stood behind him, looking at his back quietly—although he was no longer what he looked like when he was a child, and he had grown taller, but no matter when he looked at it, this back was as huge and generous as ever, as always. Sitting easily on his shoulders when I was young.At that time, I always felt that this man's back was like a mountain, and he seemed to be able to carry many things that ordinary people could not carry.His generosity, benevolence, and tolerance...all of these are the reasons why he became a general that people are willing to support.

Okita Sougo took a step back, closed the door, and locked it from the outside.Although the bang was not loud, Isao Kondo heard it, and was shocked when he turned his head to see this scene. He tried his best to shake the door lock: "——Souwu! Open it! What are you kidding! Open it! Sougo——!"

"...Because you are like that, it is worth taking your life to protect." Okita Sougo opened the track connecting the carriages, jumped lightly, and jumped to the side of the carriage where Ito and others were. , without looking back, opened the door and walked in.

"Sogo..." Kondo Hoon slammed the door hard, looking at the back of Okita Sougo who was getting further and further away from him, he knelt down powerlessly on the ground, "Sogo————————— ———!”

"Oh, I'm easily moved and I like to cry. I always cry when I watch the finale at [-] o'clock. Comedies and tragedies also cry. It always makes people feel very fragile." A sudden female voice made Kondo stunned He froze, looked up, and saw a slightly familiar face stuck to the glass on the door, rubbing his eyes and looking at himself, "...Mr. The plot is over, because I can’t do it, so it looks more painful, my eyes are not good, the doctor told me that I should not cry often, otherwise my eyes will easily swell QAQ” said and took out a piece of paper from his pocket. The note was pasted on the glass, "...Look, this is the prescription prescribed by the new doctor I found two days ago. It is different from the last medicine. This time the medicine is getting more and more expensive, Mr. Kondo You are responsible."

"You are...Miss Xichuan?!" Kondo was taken aback, "Why are you here, Miss Xichuan?"

"Oh, Ming people don't speak dark words, Mr. Kondo, don't be so humorous haha." Kamikaze put away his crying face and prescription, "Mr. Kondo, you still think that me and that monkey are really mother and child. You want compensation, right? You should have already known that I just went to the Zhensengumi to lie to you, right? As expected of a general, I slander your innocence so much, I should hate me very much, I don’t feel like hating me at all Lie=0=”

"...Actually, I knew it from the beginning." When Kondo said this, Kamikaze raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Eh—?"

His expression was still very decadent, he sighed slightly, and was still worried about what happened to Sougo Okita in the carriage over there, but he still answered her question: "I think, even if a woman abandons her reputation, she can not care about it." My ass, I have to insist on doing that...it must be completely unbearable to do that. So if you just take you in for dinner in the true selection group, there is no problem."

Kamikaze was silent for a long time, then suddenly lowered his head and laughed.She held the door, leaned her head on her arm, and laughed in a low voice: "It's so annoying, so annoying, Mr. Kondo, you are really annoying... I have said that I am easily moved That's why I said, I hate gentle people the most, I can't bear it."

"...Miss Nishikawa, please let me out!" Kondo seized the opportunity and said loudly, "I can't let Sougo alone—"

"Sorry, Mr. Kondo, I'm not familiar with that iron cannon boy, and he likes to bombard me with lattes, so what he does has nothing to do with me, but if it's you... if you die, I will definitely Crying." She turned around, raised her hand and waved, and jumped off the roof of the car, two teenagers on the left and one on the right: "Sister!"

"It's none of our business, let's go." She waved her hand behind without looking back, "Mr. Kondo, I wish you a happy family, and give birth to a big fat boy soon!" Then she jumped from the train, Rolled twice on the ground, stood up and patted the grass on his body, "...it's nothing to do with you two, Xiao A and Xiao B, let's call it a day and go home."

"Say no to Xiao A and Xiao B—" Xiao A frowned, "Elder sister, the director of the Shinsengumi is right in front of us, and now he has no power to resist—"

"I'm not interested in uncles who are not beautiful, even if they take off their clothes and put them under my quilt." She shook her head from side to side and moved her spine, "Oh, watching too much TV, incorrect posture is easy to cause spine problems Comfortable, you must pay attention to exercise while advertising, otherwise you will be in trouble when you get old."

"Big sister! This is not the time to joke, how does the Shinsengumi usually chase Mr. Gui?! And those people with lofty ideals! If you miss this kind of opportunity, you-"

"Okay, shut up, Xiao A." Xiao B slapped his head away, "The woman in front of you never listens to persuasion. This is the most annoying thing about her."

"Why do you even call me Xiaojia?! (#‵′)"

"Oh, Xiao Yi, you are so serious, don't think that I can't hear your complaints because my back is turned to you." Kamikaze smiled with his back turned to them, "...don't be so familiar with me. To speak in such a tone, Xiao Yi, I don’t even know what kind of person I am. But I know that there can’t be only good people in this world, and there are no purely good people. Everyone has their own good and bad, The different aspects of good and evil are just like the whole day, there will be day and night. If the good side has the upper hand, it is considered a victory. One must not be one-sided, especially like If the two of you are growing teenagers, if you feel that the world is absolute, either black or white..."

She took out a few darts from her bosom and held them in her hand, and suddenly took a step towards the pursuers of the Yidong faction who were galloping in this direction, shouting loudly: "—one day I will be like the big sister!" I am just as paranoid as I am on the road of no return no matter how painful it is! Before your parents died, they threatened me that if you don’t help them take care of their children, they will come to me like ghosts!”

The author has something to say: Someone really asked my former classmate this question, and the classmate replied that he believed that I could... ==

=. = Really underestimated me.