Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Wang wanted to be a human again more than a demon, so Guixian let Wang Wang go away selfishly.

It's a pity that his wish came to nothing again, and the bones gave up their lives to send Wen Renxu Wang away, but Wen Renxu Wang was determined to stay. Guixian saw that their relationship was getting better and better, and even in the end, the bones and Wen Renxu looked at each other. Ren Xuwang actually went to bed, and he was so angry that he went crazy, and did things that he would never face the bones again.

"Hey! Guixian! Where did you put my turtle!"

"Didn't you say it all? It was eaten by that chicken."

"Kyu! String!"

Unexpectedly, in more than 300 years, the first person to call his own name was this boy of a different race. Seeing that he couldn't find him, Gui Xian was sweating profusely, blushing with anger, and his mischievous psychology was slightly satisfied.

"I beg you, Immortal Guixian! I need that turtle to be useful!"

"What's the use?"

Wizby, whose goal is to be the best chef in the world, rowed for a long time, and finally swallowed what he wanted to say.

"Ordinary people like you can't understand my difficulties!"

"Didn't you just say that I'm a fairy? Why did you become an ordinary person again?"

Besides, if the cook wanted a turtle, what else would he do besides making turtle soup?Gui Xian is not an idiot, to spend his life to pave the way for others to become the first chef.

Quietly cast a immobilization technique on Weitz, and Weitz froze in place. Guixian thought his goal had been achieved, and wanted to leave the carriage full of pepper.

"Where do you want to go!"

The body-holding technique suddenly failed, and Witz pounced on him, tying up Guixian. Before Guixian could be surprised, his head hurt, and Witz's rolling pin greeted his head, and he completely passed out.

Waking up again, Guixian found himself in a pot, the water was just right, but there was a fire burning under the pot.

Gui Xian was simmering Gui Xianren slowly over low heat, and Gui Xian cursed anxiously.

"Do you have any conscience, bastard! Could it be that you are a cannibal!"

Witz, who was adding firewood to the fire, glared at Guixian.

"I won't let you out until I return my turtle!"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

Gui Xian is very angry, this room that looks like an ordinary bungalow is very strange that it is completely impossible to use magic to get outside.

The chicken that was in the car with me continued to cluck and jump in the cage. There were more than a dozen of its kind beside it, and there was a pile of chicken feathers not far away. All the ingredients in the car were also moved into the house.

After adding firewood, Witz got up and poured a pinch of salt into Guixian's pot, and threw a few slices of coriander into it.

"People like you don't understand the pain of a chef being robbed of ingredients!" "Then you don't understand the pain of a person who is thrown into a pot to cook at all!"

Wanting to get out of the pot, Gui Xian, who is not tall, can't climb out of this smooth pot at all. The situation is very similar, but this is not a joke to tease him, but a real threat to his life.

At this time, a man with short hair and a black cloth coat from a minority group rushed in and punched Weitz hard.

"What are you doing, you bastard! You actually boiled human flesh! Are you going to study how human flesh tastes good, and then make human flesh char siu buns and human flesh hot pot slices!"

"That seems like a good idea..."

"Not bad for your size!"

The man punched Weitz again, hurriedly extinguished the fire with a bucket of water, the smoke choked the three of them to sneeze wildly and shed tears, and finally the wet Guixian was fished out of the pot, feeling that he Most of my life is gone.

"Brother...I don't really want to cook this person, I just want to scare him and let him hand over the turtle. The heat is controlled at the same temperature as when we usually take a bath. It will definitely only scare people. Can't hurt anyone!"

"Even if that's not the case! And give me back my turban! I always like to wear my turban, and you like it so much if it has the symbol of my wife?"

The man lifted Guixian up while talking, and when his fingers touched Guixian, Guixian felt that this person did not have the body temperature that a human should have, but a cold corpse.

"Hello, my name is Wei'an. Please forgive me for being rude to you. My wife has been ill in bed for a long time. He heard that turtles are a great tonic and are good for making soup, so he tried everything possible to find turtles. It’s just to support my wife, so if you don’t tell him where the tortoise is, he’s in a hurry.”

Could it be that you are not worried about your body!You are completely a living dead in this state!

Wei'an's movements were obviously stiff, his skin was as pale as a dead person, and there was no strange smell on his body, probably because he had undergone antiseptic treatment. Guixian was always afraid that the worms in the corpse would come out of his mouth as he spoke, reminding him Looking at these people in fear.

In short, for his own safety, he couldn't tell the truth even if the tortoise killed him, and he had to find ways to escape.

81 The best chef in the world

Wei An just picked up Guixian from the pot, and Weici threw Guixian down again, then Wei'an was knocked over by Weitz, and Guixian clearly saw Wei'an's arm fell from his clothes, Before Wiz didn't notice, he hurriedly put it back in his hand.

Guixian was dumbfounded, he didn't even notice that Witz sprinkled some ginger slices on his body, Wei An just blinked at Guixian, pretending that nothing happened, and continued to argue with his brother to boil him, eat Yes, it is unreasonable.

"Brother! You'd better go and stay with sister-in-law! I don't need to worry about my affairs!"

Seeing Weitz yelling like this, Wei An picked up the salt shaker on the table and threw it directly into the pot.

"Okay! Wiz, you have the guts, you are now the best chef in the world! Whether you cook people or fry people, no one cares!"

"In that case, you cook me too!"

Wei'an rolled up his trousers and climbed into the pot. Guixian stared at Wei'an's broken hand, unable to understand why his hand was broken, and how he could still support him to climb into the pot.

"Brother! If I cook you, who can I serve it to?"

"Your sister-in-law can't eat it, you eat it! Bastard!"

The farce of the brothers lasted for a while. Wei An said that it was getting late and he had to fill his stomach first, so Witz finally reluctantly agreed not to cook Gui Xian for dinner, but after Gui Xian told him where the turtle was hidden Before, he would not release Guixian from the pot.

"This is your retribution for stealing my ingredients! You wait for me! I'll argue with you after I finish dinner!"

The baby-faced boy waved the boning knife at Gui Xian threateningly a few times, Wei An clasped his hands together in great apology, and sat by the pot to apologize to Gui Xian.

"I'm sorry, my brother made a fool of himself... In fact, he is a good man. If it weren't for our poor health, we wouldn't be what we are now."

"You are not in good health!"

The whole body is dead!Gui Xian was terrified and hid in the farthest corner of the pot, but at this moment he was like a turtle in a closed tank, unable to climb up no matter what, of course he was a tortoise in the first place.

Wei An looked at his arm and laughed.

"Just treat this as our little secret, and don't tell anyone, okay? Especially Weitz. Of course, in exchange, I will help you escape as soon as possible."

"Brother, what are you talking about?"

Witz turned his head and gave Wei An a warning look. He was intoxicated by cooking, and when he heard the words escape, he looked up and down Wei An with a bad expression.

"Brother, don't do stupid things for my sister-in-law. She has been lying on the bed for half a year, brother, don't you feel sorry for your sister-in-law? As a husband, you should be willing to do anything for your own woman! Even threatening others Brother should show such courage!"

"Could it be that Witz likes Lumi?"

Hearing his sister-in-law's name, Weitz's face turned into an apple, and the radish that had been cut as thin as a piece of paper was suddenly cut into an inch thick.

"Brother! I like sister-in-law, but that happened a long time ago! I am worried about sister-in-law and you now! You look so bad because you take care of sister-in-law, and sister-in-law is also alone and bedridden!"

"I hope you get better soon, so turtle stew is absolutely necessary!"

"Brother, the tortoise I caught is huge! It's as big as a stone table! It took me a lot of effort to get it into my carriage, and I'm happy to think how much soup that tortoise can make. "

"But! This Guixian actually stole my turtle!"

Gui Xian couldn't help complaining about the turtle and the soft-shelled turtle.

"That... the best chef in the world... turtles and soft-shelled turtles are completely different species. Turtles can't make soft-shelled turtle soup, so just let that turtle go..."

Wei An was stunned for a while and burst out laughing.

"My God! Our number one chef actually committed such a stupid thing! How funny! Number one in the world! He can't tell the difference between a turtle and a soft-shelled turtle! How on earth do you cook! Haha!"

Weitz really can't tell the difference between a turtle and a turtle. They both have a shell and can shrink their bodies inside the shell. Weitz only knows that the chef in the village taught him to hold chopsticks in front of the turtle's head. If you tease it, the little thing will stick out its head to eat, and then it will kill a soft-shelled turtle with a knife in its hand.

He used to wonder why the tortoise is not called a tortoise properly, but a turtle and a tortoise?There is also that cursed turtle bastard, why are there two turtles and two turtles in it?The tortoise, the tortoise's egg, the bastard's egg, scolding like this seems to have really lost his courage. Thinking about it like this, he thought he had figured it out, and he never thought about the difference between a turtle and a turtle.

"Brother! Anyway, when my master taught me to make soft-shelled turtle soup, he used