Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

People will not miss him.

Really tired, Immortal Gui hurriedly found a tree and fell asleep. After sleeping, he waited until he felt as if he was in a rickety carriage, and finally realized that something was wrong with his situation.

"Where is this place!"

In the dilapidated carriage, except for the turtle fairy with the ghost shell facing down, there is a strong smell of seasoning around it. A chicken clucked and crowed, and the driver in front opened the curtain to look in.

"Did someone speak just now? No! I must have heard it wrong!"

The baby-faced boy in ethnic costumes is wearing a black turban. Black is a symbol of adulthood. The red lace means that this baby-faced boy is not only over 16 years old, but even has a fiancée, wife or children.

Although I don't know how he got into this carriage, Guixianren understands that this kind of human is the most terrifying. If he loves his wife and children, and knows that the sound is made by a tortoise, he will definitely be angry because of Guixian. Because of his identity, in order to protect his wife and children, he came to fight Gui Xianren desperately.

Gui Xianren is very wise to keep his movements still. Just kicking his feet means that the turtle is about to grow up. For the health of your stomach, please don't eat him.

The alien boy finally put down the curtain, still muttering that he would never hear it wrong, someone was talking just now, taking advantage of this opportunity, Guixian turned back into a human form, the chicken was frightened and screamed desperately, boy Cursed outside.

"Call again! If you call again, you will be cleared, stewed, braised, and braised at the same time!"

The chicken seemed to have some sense of humanity, so it immediately shut up and stopped crowing.

Guixian breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to escape quietly from behind the carriage, but he was really unlucky, so he pushed away the box that smelled of spices, and a jar of pepper fell on the ground. He sneezed, and if the boy in front couldn't detect anything abnormal, then he must have something wrong with his brain or ears.

"Who are you! Why are you in my car!"

This is the most relevant question for teenagers.

"Ah!!!! Where is my tortoise! ​​Where did the tortoise the size of my desk go!!"

The boy impatiently took out the scimitar from his waist, and put it directly on Gui Xianren's neck, sticking it too close, causing drops of blood to slide down the tip of the knife.

"Little brother... If you have something to say, discuss it!"

"Tell me where the turtle is! Was it eaten by you!"

Please... unless it is the super big eater of the skeleton who can swallow the turtle fairy in one bite, how can the rest of the human beings eat a big turtle in the blink of an eye? !

"The turtle..."

Gui Xianren pointed at the chicken.

"Eat by this chicken."

The chicken screamed wildly in fright, and the sharp sound made the two of them cover their ears and feel dizzy.

"Look! This chicken has been exposed and is scared!"

The boy directly punched Gui Xianren.

"Bastard! The belly of a chicken is so small! How can it eat a turtle the size of a table!"

"So young...do you think I have a small stomach, can I eat that turtle?!"

After a while of silence, the boy pouted angrily.

"It must have been hidden by you! Damn it!"

"Hey, hey! Find out for me, you are a bigger fart, where can I hide that turtle!"

"Who knows how you do it?"

"Get lost! Blind man! In fact, the turtle is still there, it's just that you can't see it!"

"Could it be..."

The young man stared at Gui Xianren and suddenly came to his senses. The person in front of him was wearing the white clothes that people in the Central Plains often wear, fluttering like a fairy, and his appearance was also very white. Is he a legendary practitioner?

"Could it be that you made my turtle smaller and hid it in the pocket of my clothes?"

"No! But you kid, who are you and where are you going? Can you let go of my collar?"

"Me? I'm Witz, who aspires to become the world's best chef! What about you?"

I?The first time the bones met, they made fun of Gui Xianren's appearance, so Gui Xianren gradually forgot his name, and only recognized the nickname called by the bones, but now this nickname can no longer be used. Almost forgotten name.

"My name is Guixian."

80 boiled gui strings

The name is the most important thing that distinguishes people from each other.

The name is also a kind of mantra. When each other calls each other's name, the mantra works, connecting people who have nothing to do with each other.

Guixian likes his own name very much, but the person he likes has never been called by this name, so their relationship is now broken.

Recalling the day when the bones struck up a conversation, it was the day after the little fox died.

The goblins prepared for him have never touched the fancy clothes again, just picked up an old scholar's robe and wore it, yawned and wandered to Bibotan, when the goblins saw such skeletons, they suspected that the skeletons were caused by the little fox's death and suffered a great blow , so the brain suddenly broke.

At that time, Guixian's mana was still very low. Although the prototype was big enough and the voice was the voice of an old man, when he transformed into a human form, he looked like a child with bare buttocks. There is only enough clothing for the skeleton, and the monsters are naked after transformation, so they usually don't like transformation.

When Guixian saw the person he had been thinking about for a long time suddenly come to him, he was so stuttering that he couldn't even introduce himself well. When the bone asked his name, it took him a long time to come up with a Gui, a string, and the bone grinned suddenly With a smile, he pointed at Gui Xian and called out.

"I knew it, you are a turtle fairy, right!"

"Grandpa Guixianren, hello! I'm a skeleton. I can't remember the past clearly. I will ask you to guide me in the future!"

Who is grandpa!

Guixian was stunned when he heard this title, and finally realized when the bones went to greet the next demon. Because of his prototype and voice, he had no image in the heart of the person he liked.

Hurrying to catch up, yelling to wait, the speed of the tortoise could not keep up with the brisk walking of the skeleton, Guixian lost the first and last chance to change his name.

By the next day, the title Guixianren had spread all over Cangya. Everyone thought that the pronunciation of Guixian and Guixian were similar, and the title Immortal was also worthy of Guixian's age. Gui Xianren, in the end, no one remembered the name Gui Xian.

Guixian was so angry that when he saw the skeleton for the second time, he knocked down the skeleton with a tortoise shell. Of course, he also knocked himself over, and then rolled into a wheel and turned into a human form. Thinking that she glanced at the skeleton coquettishly.

It is written in those human novels that the female goblin or the male goblin looks back and smiles at Bai Meisheng, and then the male protagonist who is hooked by the back look falls in love with the goblin, and from then on, your heart and my heart will always be together, and the carefree race is like a living fairy.

But Gui Xian forgot that he was just a kid, if the bones were really seduced by such a big child, then he would definitely be a pervert.

So the skeleton was completely amused by Gui Xian's appearance, rolling on the ground laughing with his belly in his arms.

"This difference is too big! I thought Guixianren would become a bad old man, and then said that I like breasts the most."

"It turned out to be just a kid with a bare butt! This is unscientific!"

What is science?While Gui Xian felt confused, he also felt that his delusion just now was extremely ridiculous, more because he lost his image in front of the bones, and he no longer had the confidence to speak his mind.

But at any rate, this awkward name kept the bones. He came to chat with Guixian twice in three days. I learned a lot of new things, and the time when no one disturbed me is the happiest when I think about it now.

Guixian made up his mind early on that he must speed up his practice so that he could become an adult sooner. Fortunately, during the spring festival, he could do what he loves to do with the bones, but when someone came to commit an offense, the bones used those strange things to fight against them. The black tentacles completely frightened Gui Xian.

His parents were killed by humans, but the corpse was smashed into powder by black tentacles when the bones emerged from the black column without a human form. Gui Xian will never forget that scene, and his whole body will still bruise when he thinks about it. shivering.

Deeply influenced by the old thinking, Guixian believes that only when the corpse is intact can the reincarnation of his parents go smoothly, and he will suffer less. The bones broke the way for his parents to reincarnate well, and it also left a shadow in his heart. He backed away in fear.

So when he was just able to turn into a teenager, the bone asked him, would he be willing to be a partner with the bone?Whether it's temporary or permanent, it's up to Gui Xian to choose, Gui Xian shrinks back timidly, he didn't expect that his timidity at this moment would cause him regret for the rest of his life.

The appearance of Wen Ren Xuwang was unexpected by him. Gui Xian thought that as long as he persisted in his bones and his own feelings, he would finally be able to achieve a positive result when he overcame the shadow in his heart. The thief who robbed him of the fruits of his love when he was about to ripen.

As a Taoist priest who loves to be horny and has nothing to do with the wall, Wen Renxuwang suffered envy due to his strength, and the experience of not being loved by others aroused pity from the bones. The little Taoist possessed himself on the little fox.

How important the little fox's watch is to the bones, Guixian is very clear, he hypnotized his bones to hear people's feelings, because the little fox's body was brought back to life by the little Taoist's soul, and he was very happy to hear people's feelings