Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Demonstration with a turtle with patterns on its shell!How could Master teach me wrong things!So I'm not wrong!Turtles are turtles!Turtles are turtles too!So I'm going to make turtle soup with turtles! Cursing Weitz in his heart, is it possible that he is an idiot? Guixian's heart for popular science is getting higher and higher. He knows that telling the truth will put his life in danger, but he still can't help telling the truth.

"I think... your master is trying to save the cost of materials, so he used the turtles randomly picked up by the river as samples for making soft-shelled turtle soup... After all, we... oh no! They all have shells... .”

"The soft-shelled turtle is also called the soft-shelled turtle, also known as the bastard. In fact, compared with the turtle, it has a lot of differences except that it has a shell. For example, my head, oh no... the turtle's head is round, and its personality is very different. It is gentle, with beautiful patterns on the shell, and it is not smooth at all. When the wild grows up, its body will turn black, so it is called a tortoise. Almost no one eats the tortoise, because the whole body is full of bones and no meat."

"The soft-shelled turtle has a pointed head and a very violent personality. If you provoke it even a little bit, it will bite you. There are no patterns on the shell, it is smooth to the touch, and its limbs are thick and developed. Although there is not much meat, there is flesh in the bones. According to my family, it is extremely rich in nutrition, can nourish yin and nourish yang, dispel stagnation and calm the liver, and even treat a difficult and miscellaneous disease called cancer."

"So...you take the turtle to make soup, but it doesn't work at all."

Qiang Qiang——!

Witz sharpened the knife in his hand, gritted his teeth and looked at the cutting board, muttering in his mouth to kill you, kill you.

Wei An had had enough laughs and troubled enough to realize that his younger brother was in a bad mood, so he immediately wanted to comfort him.

"Witz, don't worry about it. The last few times you served the tortoise soup to those guests from the Central Plains and told them that it was soft-shelled turtle soup. Didn't those guests say nothing about you?"

"But from then on! When those guests came to our place again, they all went to eat in other restaurants!"

"It's because they don't know how to appreciate it. You are the best chef in the world. It's their loss that they missed you. Get your mood together and go cook."

"Yes! I am the number one chef in the world! They will definitely regret it when they see how famous I am!"

The Wei family brothers were in harmony with each other, and Guixian was glad that Witz's master didn't lose his apprentice's hand because of his trick to expose him, so he also silently shut up, thinking of a way to get out of the pot is important.

In fact, Guixian looked at Weitz's kitchen knife dangling chopping meat and vegetables on the chopping board, and he really felt like the world's best chef.

Radishes as thin as paper, shredded tofu like hair, three cuts to carve boiled potatoes into cute little animals, two cuts to cut cucumbers into neat cucumber strips, all of this is seen It can be concluded that Witz is quite superb in knife skills, and Wei An on the side also looks quite proud.

But after a while, when the dishes were cooked, Gui Xian's feeling that Wiz was a very good cook completely collapsed.

The black and unpleasant smell of smoke came from the pot, and the strange smell mixed with spicy, sour and sweet stimulated Guixian's sense of smell. He was overwhelmed by this disgusting smell, and the pot that he was most afraid of became the only one that could make his nose feel better. point of hiding.

Guixian dived into the water with his whole body, thinking that it was a good thing that the water could isolate the weird smell, and it immediately made him feel even more uncomfortable.

"Hey Guixian, why are you crawling under the pot! Is it because you are cold, or because you are drooling because of the food, and you want to hide underneath to confuse my sight?"

How could this kind of ghost food make others drool!It's right to cause others to vomit blood!

Not daring to reveal the fact that he is a demon, Guixian hid at the bottom of the water and dared not speak. Afterwards, Weitz suddenly came over with a small pot in his arms, and then poured all the strangely colored objects into the pot where Guixian was hiding.

"This is the soup that I spent several hours cooking yesterday. It is made from beef bones, chicken bones, duck bones, and other special materials. It would have been nice to add some turtle shells, but Because you are missing the most important ingredient."

"I just thought it would be good to use your bones, but my brother asked me to let you go temporarily, so I have no choice but to obey."

The soup with the color of mud was poured into the pot, Guixian was choked upright, and he was beaten to death. He didn't believe that the soup turned out to be bone soup.

"Witz! Are you really a chef! How can there be such a bad-smelling soup!"

Because of the smell of the soup, no matter whether it smelled or just touched his mouth, the fishy smell made Guixian feel sick, and he jumped out of the pot that he couldn't get out of at all, and crawled on the ground with his instinct to escape. Put a big character.

I really want to drink water... drink the slightly sweet pure natural mineral water of Bibotan, this name is said to be taken from the bones, Gui Xian likes this name.

Weitz must have been stimulated by Gui Xian's escape, and it took him a long time to turn around and see Wei An poking Gui Xian who was almost fainted with his chopsticks, and asked with difficulty.

"Brother...is my food really that bad?"

"No! Don't your sister-in-law and I like to eat your dishes the most?"

"Then how could this guy have such a reaction!"

"That's because...you didn't eat your best beef stew and pumpkin cannelloni?"

"I'll cook it for him right now! I don't believe I can't cook the dish that Guixian applauds!"

The frying pan was overturned, the soup ladle was overturned, bursts of heat came out of the steamer, Wiz showed his housekeeping skills, the chef's standard actions were like performing, making the mind dizzy, almost seeing his parents rushing across the river. He waved Gui Xian, thinking that Witz's culinary skills could finally be displayed normally.

But... it looks very beautiful. On the plate, there is beef stew, and the small pumpkin roll... Guixian can't tell which is pumpkin and which is beef.

"This is... after it is charcoal-fired, it is used to cook soup and steam it..."

Wiz was extremely proud, patted his chest, wiped the flour off his nose and said.

"Guixian, you are pretty good, this is exactly my ability! Don't look at their poor appearance, you take a bite of this beef, the stew is just right and delicious, and it will make you feel the paradise of God. Your calling!"

"And this little pumpkin roll, which is not actually char-grilled, but coated with a unique spice that smells good and tastes slightly bitter and sweet at the same time. Especially when you When you are in a bad mood, eat a piece of my pumpkin rolls, and you will immediately cleanse your tiredness, and a deep sense of happiness will wrap you up and make you unforgettable."

After finishing speaking, Witz stared at Guixian who was crawling on the ground and pretended to be dead, and the two pieces of smelly things were sent to Guixian's nose.

"Thank you for your kindness...but I don't want to eat at all..."

"How is it possible! Although you took away my turtle, I was very angry and angry, and I wished to turn you into a turtle bastard and make boiled eggs to eat, but I have decided! You must eat my food, forever I will never forget that I am the best chef in the world, and I will always remember that good food brings happiness! So don’t be too polite, eat quickly!”

"I really don't want to eat..."

Just looking at the appearance, just smelling the smell, I have no appetite at all...

Guixian pressed his face to the ground to avoid being forced into his mouth by those unknown items.

"You don't give me face like that!"

Witz is on fire!The cook's hands were very fast, he took out a rice bag and threw it in with Guixian, and tied the seal. In this way, Guixian's head was exposed and his body was fixed on the table leg. Wei An smiled at him apologetically, and signaled that he would prepare medicine for him later. Immediately, Weitz's proud work was stuffed into Guixian's mouth. go down.

I!of!sky!what!

How could there be such an unpalatable thing in the world!

The beef is like beef that has been spoiled for many, many days, and the pumpkin also has an obvious sour taste. Those charcoal grill marks and those unique spices are simply poisoning Guixian to death. Guixian rolled his eyes and almost fainted die past.

"Witz, you see that your cooking skills are getting better and better. Guixian passed out so happily after eating."

"Brother, don't you look at who I am! The number one chef in the world is not boasting in vain! Help me to send the dishes I just chopped to the little chef. My skills are only for the guests to eat!"

"Okay! No problem! But you are not allowed to cook food for Guixian anymore! My brother has never had to eat your special dishes, and I am so unwilling to let a stranger I met for the first time!"

What is there to be reconciled to!Gui Xian was directly forced out of his body by the unpalatable food. In order to relieve his anger, he yelled with the last bit of strength.

"It's so unpalatable! Eh..."

His stomach was acidic, his mouth, throat, and stomach didn't look like strings. He saw an old man rowing a boat slowly from the opposite ferry to lead him on board and then rowed to the opposite bank. Manjusawa covered the entire ground, and then The clansmen all stood in a row, and the father and mother looked extremely angry, and they scolded Guixian right away.

"Are you sick! How dare you swallow such a disgusting thing! We have convinced you."

"I don't want to either...but that bastard is pinching my nose. If I don't swallow it, I will definitely die of suffocation!"

"Fool! You won't spit in his face!"

"Then you have to spit it out!"

Gui Xian didn't want to come back to life at all, and wished he could just follow his parents whom he hadn't seen for a long time and stop waking up to face that horrible and smelly thing.

"Anyway... I'm also broken in love...