Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Standing in front of the purple grass and crying, Yi Zhilu wondered if he had walked into the formation of a certain master in the legend. The peach blossom tree was probably the eye mark of the formation, and he didn't know how to go, unless The master of this formation came in, or he was lucky enough to hit it out by mistake, otherwise he would definitely be trapped here for a lifetime.

"No...it's scary to say..."

Yi Zhilu is a deer who is very afraid of being alone, so he and Mr. Dong Guo formed Cangya’s Bagua Building. There are only three people in this building. Members, if you can only stay in this ghost place, you can neither gossip nor have a partner to chat with, Yi Zhilu will definitely die of boredom.

"Also! What if there is only one grass left! If the other flowers and plants are not as delicious as this grass, wouldn't I be at a loss?!"

Don't blame Yi Zhilu for not thinking about how to get out, he just knows how to eat, his cultivation base can be transformed into a human form, which is considered good, and the spells are only small tricks to find convenience in life, just like taking a leaf to transform into a human body. No matter how powerful spells such as a backpack, such as flying, he can't do it at all.

"I knew I should have asked Master Bones for the flying swords of Taoist priests when I first met him, and learned how to fly with swords by the way... At least I can try to fly out from above."

The blue sky represents freedom, and the summer sun is shining brightly. Yi Zhilu began to imagine that he had grown wings and soared freely in the sky, and white clouds floated under his feet.

"Haha! I am a Flying God Deer who has never been seen before or since!"

Just laughing happily, Yi Zhilu felt that someone came in, he was not so stupid, he sent himself to stand under the sword blade without knowing whether the person was an enemy or a friend, and quickly hid behind the peach blossom tree. The trunk and the branches were covered with heavy peach blossoms, which completely covered Yi Zhilu's figure.

The person who came was a man, tall and slender, with a skeleton that could be seen as the figure of a northerner, but his face looked like that of a Jiangnan person. At a glance, he looked as handsome and gentle as a river of spring water, but when he looked closely, he found that his whole body was full of scars. Exuding an air of indifference that rejects people thousands of miles away.

With such a face and temperament, coupled with the man's white Taoist robe that flutters every time he takes a step, the green door badge is decorated just right, neither too plain nor garish, Yi Zhilu unconsciously thinks of this worldly fairy word.

It's a pity that Cangya doesn't lack food, but it doesn't lack beauties either.Being used to the appearance of the skeletons and the others, Yi Zhilu's evaluation of this man is just okay, but he doesn't know that a person with such a appearance will definitely cause disputes if he is put into the world of mortals.

Yi Zhilu felt that he had seen enough of this clear and cold man, but the man changed drastically, pointing at the bald grass, he fell to the ground trembling all over, and shouted in a high-pitched voice with a distorted expression stand up.

"I...my purple water chestnut grass is gone! Why is my grass gone!"

Looking at his stomach in embarrassment, Yi Zhilu finally knew that the delicious little grassland was called Zilingcao.

67 Be My Mount

Yi Zhilu realized for the first time that the gap between the front and the back can be so big.

I saw with my own eyes a man like a banished fairy showing his ugly face, crawling on the ground where the grass was gnawed and the red soil was exposed, crying with his head in his arms, with snot and tears, it was really not like the impression I gave Yi Zhilu just now.

The jade crown on his head has also loosened, and some yellowish hair has become messy. How can he be an adult? He is obviously a little child who was bullied by a bully. Yi Zhilu suddenly felt a little uneasy in his conscience, but his stomach It was impossible to spit out the purple water chestnut grass inside, so I had to cut love silently, hoping that this person would find the last purple water caltrop grass soon.

It took the man a long time to see the last blade of grass, and he crawled over, stroking the blade of grass as if seeing the most precious treasure.

"Huh? There are animal tooth marks on it! This is a forbidden area I set up, how could animals come in?"

Eyes looked around instantly as if on fire, Yi Zhilu trembled in fear, avoiding the man's gaze and shifting his position, fearing that he would be found roasted into a roast deer by his anger.

crunch--

Afraid of something, he accidentally stepped on a fallen branch with his hind legs and made a small noise, but at this moment, no matter how small the noise is, it will attract that person's attention, so Yi Zhilu thought Moving the legs away, the man stood in front of Yi Zhilu with a whoosh as if he had learned teleportation from the bones, staring at Yi Zhilu motionlessly.

It seems that I, Yi Zhilu, escaped death yesterday, but today I cannot escape no matter what...

Silently bid farewell to all friends, especially wishing that the only single Wen Renxuwang can be with the one he loves, Yi Zhilu took the initiative to apologize in line with the good nature of good children who never say anything.

"I'm sorry... the animal that ate the purple water chestnut is me..."

"Actually, I not only ate Zilingcao, but also one of your peach blossoms."

"I didn't know it would make you sad. I was really hungry, and the purple water chestnut grass was so delicious, so I ate them up."

"can you forgive me?"

After finishing speaking, the man stuck Yi Zhilu closer, Yi Zhilu was so frightened that he immediately closed his eyes and put his ears behind his head, thinking that he was about to be scolded and beaten, but after waiting for a long time, he only felt The man put his left hand between Yi Zhilu's forehead, it was more like a caress than a fight.

It's over...could it be the legendary thaumaturgy!It looks like he is touching you, but in fact he casts a forbidden spell in your brain. When you let go of your hand for a while, all your brains will be poured out like boiling water!It's terrible!

His legs trembled, Yi Zhilu would rather die in the hands of the bones, after all, the bones don't like to torture people, and they are familiar with him, so it shouldn't make him die so painfully.

"You, you, you...don't kill me...I'll plant grass for you! I'll plant all the grass and give you compensation! I...I also know a super powerful monster who is super Know how to farm, wheat can yield [-] per mu! I will definitely be able to help you grow these grasses!"

The man didn't make a sound, and moved his left hand away from Yi Zhilu's forehead, and turned to touch Yi Zhilu's horns. Yi Zhilu knew that he was finished, and the man must be evaluating Yi Zhilu's pair of big horns How much money can be sold.

Thinking about it, Yi Zhilu seemed to see the not-too-distant future floating in front of his eyes.

His antlers were sold to a rare item shop, his skin was sold to a tailor shop, and the eunuchs in the palace spent a lot of money to buy his deer whips to mend things that he would never grow back. At that time, you will see the only skin left behind and laugh, laughing at his gluttony for getting this fate.

What a bitter fate I am!

Big drops of tears rolled down, and Xiao Lu's eyes shining with tears were more round and innocent. The man was probably infected by Yi Zhilu's tears, so he took out a handkerchief to wipe Yi Zhilu's tears.

"Little White Deer, why are you crying? Did the branch pierce your foot just now?"

There was a large mark of soy sauce on the handkerchief, Yi Zhilu didn't dare to evade, so he had to accept the other party's kindness, and obediently repeated what he said just now.

"It's because I was hungry and ate your purple water chestnut... I was afraid you would hit me..."

"What! You ate my grass!"

The man finally showed the correct expression, gritted his teeth and stared at Yi Zhilu, his hands were unwilling to leave Yi Zhilu's body, if he had known that he hadn't heard his words just now, Yi Zhilu would not have told the truth, probably this time My own venison will also be grilled and steamed, and the bones will be used to make soup to feed the dogs.

His whole body was under the scrutiny of that person, Yi Zhilu saw that he showed joyful expressions for a while, and bitter eyes for a while, and finally hugged Yi Zhilu's neck and roared.

"It's decided! Since you apologized to me so sincerely, you will be my mount from now on!"

"What! Mount!"

The man showed a bright smile, the indifference on his body before seemed to be fake, he turned over and rode on Yi Zhilu's body, twisted his buttocks, and patted Yi Zhilu's back.

"The size is just right, and it's a snow-white deer. I'm so lucky!"

"Get off me quickly! When did I say I would be your mount! I just said that I would reload the grass I ate to compensate you, but I never said I would be your mount!"

Bumping non-stop, Yi Zhilu vainly tried to get off the person riding on his back. The weight of an adult man is far more important than Wen Renxu, not to mention, becoming a mount has always been Yi Zhilu Lu's humiliation.

What created his tragic life back then was the clan's vain attempt to make him a fairy mount!He doesn't even want to be a fairy's mount, let alone a crazy kid like you.

However, that person was not frightened at all, he hugged Yi Zhilu's neck tightly and smiled brightly.

"It's really fun, although your spine hurts my ass a little bit, but it's so fun! How many more times do you want to dance?"

"Get off! If you don't come down, I will use my trump card!"

After finishing speaking, Yi Zhilu crossed the stream, and his body except his head hit the peach blossom tree. Seeing that the situation was not good, the man slipped sideways from Yi Zhilu's back, and only Yi was injured. Zhilu.

If it wasn't for him sticking close to Yi Zhilu, Yi Zhilu's horns wouldn't be able to pick that person, and Yi Zhilu wouldn't have used this stupid method, and his stomach that was bulging from eating would have been hit, and the whole deer seemed to be about to go to bed. It lay horizontally on the ground like a grill, and the pain caused the bones to fall apart.

"Little White Deer, are you okay? Does it hurt? Come and let me rub it for you, but... your belly is really big... how many days?