Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Didn't eat? "

Recalling with tears in his big eyes, Yi Zhilu said very sadly.

"No meal..."

The man was startled, patting the red mud and yelling at Yi Zhilu.

"Just one meal without food, you ate all of my purple water chestnuts! How much do you eat in one meal! Do you know how difficult it is to raise purple water chestnuts? Do you know how valuable purple water chestnuts are? ?"

"Yes, yes, yes... I eat a lot, so I eat a lot... Don't let me be your mount, okay? What if I eat your other things again!"

The man was silent for a while, guessing who is more valuable among the flowers and plants around Quan Liang or Yi Zhilu, and finally patted Yi Zhilu's stomach and laughed.

"Don't be afraid, it's a good deal to exchange this piece of purple water chestnut grass for a good-looking horse. I promise you will follow me, and you will be able to eat delicious food and drink spicy food! That's it!"

"When did you hear that I promised you that I would ride your mount!"

The man was obviously not good enough, he stared at Yi Zhilu and smirked, which made Yi Zhilu resentful, pointed his horn at him and picked it fiercely, Yi Zhilu felt that his neck was twisted if he didn't pick it.

"Good little deer, don't be so naughty, let me give you a nice name!"

The man's brown eyes rolled around a few times, staring at Yi Zhilu with sudden joy.

"From now on, you will be called Li Goudan!"

A mouthful of blood was about to be spit out, such a person with a brain problem reminded Yi Zhilu of the skeleton with the same brain problem, and quickly shook his head to reject this ugly name.

"First of all, the name Li Goudan doesn't sound good at all! The final second point is, I have a name!"

"My surname is Yi, easy Yi! My name is Lu, the one with the heart of a child, three points of water and the passing Lu!"

With half-understanding chin, the man showed a hesitant expression.

"A deer? What an ugly name...not as nice as Li Goudan."

"It's Yi Zhilu! And the name Li Goudan is so nice! How am I like a dog? I want to be called a Goudan!"

Yi Zhilu saw that the man glanced at Yi Zhilu's lower body with almost lustful eyes, and said something in a very low voice.

"You have balls, it looks like this."

"You don't have balls!"

This man was going to piss Yi Zhilu to death, if he hadn't been so flexible, Yi Zhilu would have kicked him up and fled away.

Forcing himself to calm down, if you can't do it, let's write a text, Yi Zhilu suppressed his anger, and said to the man in a straight voice.

"Brother, I quarreled with my family. I guess it was because of his pranks that I accidentally entered your territory. This is my fault. It is also my fault to eat those grasses because I was hungry. I am deeply sorry for this." .”

"But didn't I always promise that I will pay you the same amount of grass when I go back. Even if it doesn't work, I will pay you twice or three times the purple water chestnut grass. You can let me go back with the grass? As a mount or something, It's really not suitable for a rebellious deer like me."

The man pretended he didn't hear Yi Zhilu speak, took out a magic talisman, bit his finger and began to draw while humming a song, and then he spoke after a while.

"Since your lord sent you out, he definitely doesn't want you anymore. You should just follow me with peace of mind. I will definitely treat you well."

"No, just after I made up my mind, I asked you to call me Yi Zhilu instead of Li Goudan. Look at how kind I am. I am such a good master. You can't even find it with a lantern."

no!

It is also a person with brain problems, I think Mr. Skeleton is a million times better than you!

After the man finished drawing the talisman, he gave Yi Zhilu an evil smile, licked the blood on his fingers, and patted the talisman on Yi Zhilu's forehead with malicious intentions. Unable to run away, he watched helplessly as the magic talisman melted into his forehead, emitting golden light, and a shape like a burning lotus flower appeared on Yi Zhilu's head, leaving a deep imprint on his head.

Before he had time to scold the pain caused by the talisman, the man touched Yi Zhilu's chin, showing a victorious smile.

"From now on, I will be your master, remember my name is Lie Xiaozhuang."

68 Into the Qingwei by mistake

Where there is oppression, there is resistance.

Yi Zhilu didn't want to be a mount, even though he had a fire lotus mark on his forehead, he still stood up and resisted. Lie Xiaozhuang's clothes were bitten by him several times. Of course, this guy looks like a fairy, but the real him But there was no sign of an immortal, seeing that his clothes were bitten, he actually bit Yi Zhilu's ear.

"Li Zai wants to be wooed, Master Wu wants to be lied!" (If you bite me again, I will bite you too!)

"Master Lie! Isn't it catchy already! Let me go... I'll take care of you, it's just for a while..."

The last sentence was thin and small, the bite hurt Yi Zhilu's tears, and at the same time his soft and sensitive ears were itchy, he could finally feel the pain of Wen Renxuwang being bitten by the bones, but the bones don't care Wenren Xuwang is caring, this guy has nothing to do with him.

Finally, he let go of his mouth, and Lie Xiaozhuang wiped the saliva off Yi Zhilu's ears.

"If you want to call me master, Xiao Lulu is really naughty, come and give me a seat."

"I don't know you well! Don't be so affectionate!"

Lie Xiaozhuang is like a naughty child. When he finds out that Yi Zhilu is most afraid of being pulled by his ears, he firmly pinches Yi Zhilu's ears and climbs onto Yi Zhilu again. Once Yi Zhilu shows the slightest desire to resist , the ear will be pinched by Lie Xiaozhuang, so he has no choice but to give in.

"Haha! It's so comfortable to have a horse for transportation! Come on Xiaolulu, let's go there for a stroll. Yes, it's here, but you walk so slowly, you need to run more."

"You are too heavy, I can't move!"

Deliberately using vile and vulgar words in an attempt to arouse Lie Xiaozhuang's dislike, Lie Xiaozhuang slapped Yi Zhilu's ass, and Yi Zhilu cried out in pain.

"Little Lulu, be civilized. You are a white deer. Although the specific species is not like the sika deer in the New Year pictures, you are also a sign of auspiciousness. You can't be so vulgar!"

Yi Zhilu was subdued by the beating, so he had to agree in a weak voice, and Lie Xiaozhuang asked for more improvement upon seeing this.

"Come on little Lulu, jump to see the river ahead, be fast and steady, this is your first lesson as a mount!"

"Good good..."

Being pulled by Lie Xiaozhuang's neck hair, Yi Zhilu became more and more annoyed as he thought about it, and he was afraid that this lunatic would bite his ear again, so he patiently obeyed all his demands.

snort!Mr. Dong Guo said that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. When I have time, I will eat up your garden!mad at you!The most important thing at the moment is to get out of this ghostly place first, and when I return to Cangya, I will go to Mr. Bones to ask for forgiveness. I don't believe that Mr. Bones can be so cruel and ignore me!I can also be regarded as the deer he watched grow up!

After making up his mind, Yi Zhilu felt much more comfortable in his heart. Thinking that Lie Xiaozhuang would definitely be made ugly by Mr. Bones in the future, he was even more happy, and Lie Xiaozhuang obviously thought that he had tamed the beast. The mythical beast in legend is like a child getting his favorite toy, hugging Yi Zhilu's neck and kissing again and again.

"Come and go out with me to meet my disciple."

Shouting to drive again, Yi Zhilu reluctantly moved according to the number of steps Lie Xiaozhuang said. He even found that sometimes he had to hop around like a little girl jumping a rubber band. The chaotic forest with exotic flowers and plants began to circle in front of Yi Zhilu, and after a while of dizziness, he found himself in a more magical place.

"Is this... Wonderland?"

The pavilions and buildings are floating in the sky out of thin air. Although the green-based houses are simple in style, they are vaguely extraordinary.

Taking a closer look, Yi Zhilu found that so many pavilions and pavilions were not really floating in the sky, and the white clouds just blocked their towering foundation stones. The bottomless abyss can't be seen at a glance, only the small sound of the raging waves hitting the rocks can be heard.

"Xiao Lulu is afraid of heights? That's not okay. As my mount in Lie Xiaozhuang, you have to get used to running at heights, otherwise you probably won't be able to get up on the way back to your room."

After Lie Xiaozhuang pointed to a ladder covered by white clouds in the south, Yi Zhilu felt that the place where he was now was high enough, but fortunately there was a white jade guardrail carved with auspicious clouds as a barrier.

And that ladder has no guardrails at all, and it goes up almost straight. He guessed that he could go up straight, but he had to roll to get down.

"This is not a fairyland, this is the place where Xiao Lulu and I will live in the future, how do you like it?"

Yi Zhilu couldn't see Lie Xiaozhuang's expression, but he could tell from his voice that this kid was definitely very proud.

"One, one, all, no, like, like!"

Kneeling and lying on the ground, even if I really become a roast deer, I don’t want to go up the terrible stairs by myself. Lie Xiaozhuang was in a hurry, threatened and lured him for a long time, and even found that even if he bit Yi Zhilu’s ear, he would go limp It is impossible to stiffen up five legs.

"Okay, I won't force you anymore... If you really leave scars because of this, I will feel bad..."

This fairy-like person suddenly said tender words, which immediately changed Yi Zhilu's mood by 180 degrees. He suddenly felt that he was so afraid of heights, would it be too hypocritical, and then he felt that he was slowly shrunk by Lie Xiaozhuang's spell until It became as big as a child's slap, and was directly carried into Lie Xiaozhuang's arms.

"Little Lulu, you have to stay inside and don't fall out. If you are in danger of falling out, call me loudly. If you don't want to call me master, just call me Xiaozhuang."

Yi Zhilu couldn't accept the man's sudden warmth, and felt more and more awkward