Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

to him.

"I still want to pinch!"

Wen Renxuwang giggled when he was scratched by the bones. Seeing that the relationship between the father and son was probably reconciled, Lang Da went to accompany Mr. Dong Guo to wash the dishes, but it was a pity that the plan of the bones to become a great father fell through again, but it was Wen Renxu. Wang had another idea.

"Daddy, why don't you tell me a story every day? I like listening to stories the most."

Wen Renxuwang hopes to take this opportunity to communicate with the bones, and at the same time show the bones that he is a father material.

"It's just a story, it's so simple! I guarantee you've never heard the story that Daddy told you before!"

Rubbing through the boxes and cabinets in my mind, Wen Renxuwang must have heard the common stories before, but the uncommon ones only found Guixianren's pornographic novels after thinking for a long time, shouting how could this be so, seeing a pair of small books collected by Mr. Dong Guo White Jade Mouse, Skeleton decided to compile and tell the story now.

Once upon a time, a group of little white mice living in a small box got mixed up with a little black mouse. The little black mouse was obviously different from other mice. When the small box that keeps them closed is opened, what awaits them is still parting and disappearing. It is better not to understand at the beginning than to be sad and miserable.

After hiding for a long time, the biggest little white mouse still found the existence of the little black mouse.

"Let's play together, I will treat you well, as long as you obey me."

"I do not want."

The little black mouse shyly refused the friendly treatment of the little white mouse, which instead aroused the little white mouse's interest in it.He came to play with the little black mouse every day, but the little black mouse was forced to have nowhere to go, so he had to join the group of white mice and play with them. The obvious difference in coat color still aroused the curiosity of other little white mice.

"You must be the favorite mouse of the big mouse outside the box, leave me quickly, this is our world of white mice! You are not allowed to join."

"Come on, it's really different, so its presence will make the rats like us more likely."

In this way, the little white mice each have their own ideas, some become the little black mouse's enemies, some become the little black mouse's friends, the only thing that remains the same is that the biggest little white mouse always follows the little black mouse Well, the little black mouse didn't think it was a happy thing, after all, its original intention was not to have any contact with other mice.

As expected, the day of parting came soon, and the big mice began to clean up the boxes in which they lived. The little white mice who were not in good health disappeared forever outside the box, and the little black mouse found that his best friends were also gone. .

The biggest little white mouse finds the little black mouse at this time, and it tries to wrap its tail around the little black mouse's tail, which is the best way for them to express their friendship.

"You only have me now, little black mouse. Only I will not leave you." The little black mouse didn't answer, and withdrew its tail. It didn't know why the fact that the first friend it knew was still there couldn't arouse its excitement. Happily, with the inexplicable disappearance of several rivals who bullied it, the little black mouse began to suspect that it was the work of the little white mouse.

The day of the final farewell came, and the big mice told the little mice, we only have five mice among you, so hurry up and decide who will be the last five, the winner will get a new box, so you have to work hard.

The mice who thought the little black mouse was not pleasing to the eye immediately decided to attack the little black mouse first. The little black mouse was not a vegetarian and easily settled them, but did not let them disappear.

"Even if you can only live in an old box, it's fine."

The little black mouse is the kind of mouse that doesn't matter if it lives in the box or not.

In the end, being the strongest, the little black mouse did not eliminate the losers, which made the big mice very angry. They were about to punish the little black mice, but the big little white mouse rushed out instead of the little black mouse and wiped out the losers.

"Since you can't do it, I will do it for you."

"But I'd rather be punished..."

No matter how the process is, the little black mouse and the big little white mouse finally got their own box and three unfamiliar new partners by virtue of this move.

And that is the end of the story of the little black mouse and the little white mouse.

Wen Renxuwang's mouth twitched, what kind of story is this!He was stupefied all the time, and knew nothing except that there were a lot of rats in there.

"Daddy's stories are terrible..."

"It's all because I didn't prepare the story and told it all... forget it after hearing it."

Yawning, Wen Renxu Wang was attracted to sleepiness, leaning against the skeleton and seeing that he did not push himself away, Wen Renxu Wang confidently and boldly fell asleep on the knee of the skeleton.

He took a feather and wiped Wen Renxuwang's nose, making him want to fall asleep and couldn't sleep. Skeleton didn't know why he originally wanted to talk about the happy life of a pair of mice and his son, but suddenly took a big turn and turned into this inexplicable story. story.

This damn story stirred up a few fragments of memory buried in the depths of the ocean of memory.

The box was a research institute a hundred times larger than his own laboratory. People who didn't want to remember stood in a corner like a slaughterhouse and forcibly pulled the skeletons that were extremely nauseated, posing a victory gesture to the people who couldn't see clearly outside the glass.

"I do these things because I love him."

Throwing this memory back into the depths of his mind, Bones suddenly discovered that Gui Xianren hadn't seen him yesterday or today.

"Daddy...and Yi Zhilu is gone, so why can't you care about our Cangya's Shenlu representative?"

"He, life is very nourishing now, don't worry."

66 He and His First Encounter

The bones say that Yi Zhilu is living a good life now, although he is perfunctory to hear people's expectations, but he also guessed his situation.

That night Yi Zhilu changed back to his original form and kept running away, he didn't even realize when he was teleported away by the bones, until he saw the same peach blossom tree No.40 six times in a row, and then realized that he was lost.

I haven't seen any trees for more than half a month. As a vegetarian-based deer demon, it was a very happy thing. Yi Zhilu opened his mouth and ate a peach blossom. He didn't realize this season until the peach blossoms were swallowed in his stomach. The peach blossoms should have withered long ago, how could they be in full bloom at this moment? !

"Oops...Could it be...this peach blossom is poisonous! Conspiracy! This must be Mr. Bones' conspiracy!"

I didn't feel poisoned at first, but after talking about it like this, Yi Zhilu felt dizzy and numb, lying on the ground with stars in his eyes, constantly regretting that he should persuade Wen Renxu to not do such absurd things with him matter.

"No...I have to find something to engrave today's date under the peach tree. When someone finds my bones under the tree in a certain year and a certain month, they will know that I died on today..."

Mr. Bones once said that the reason why the petals of cherry blossoms are red is because there are corpses buried under the tree, so if my corpse is buried under the peach tree, the flowers of this tree will bloom more lushly and the colors will be brighter, and the flowers will not bear fruit. The fruit that comes out is bigger, right?Even if I die, I have made some contribution to Peach Tree.

Wait... It's time for peaches. It's not right that the tree is still blooming. How could it bear fruit!It's not a fairy peach tree that blooms for 300 years in Xianting and bears fruit for 300 years.

Anyway, my little deer's life is lost here today, and I will be a hungry ghost if I die!

So Yi Zhilu resignedly gnawed on the purple grass in front of him, and ate it until he hiccupped before falling into a heavy sleep. He slept until dawn, until the sun hurt his eyes, and Yi Zhilu didn't Yawning slowly, he opened his eyes.

The first thing that comes to mind is not to thank God for the gift that he did not die, but to eat all the purple grass in front of him for breakfast.

"For the first time, I found grass better than deerbread."

Under the leadership of the bones, Cang Ya’s most indispensable thing is food. The purple grass was culled by Yi Zhilu until his stomach became round and round, and there was only the last one left of the big purple grass. , Yi Zhilu finally stopped eating.

"No, I have to keep this one! I'm going to transplant it into my yard, so I can eat delicious grasses that I can't finish!"

Yi Zhilu, who only cared about eating, finally understood the most serious thing.

"Where is this place?"

Yi Zhilu was born in Cangya and grew up in Cangya, and he is familiar with every plant and tree in Cangya. Even if Cangya is in a desolate situation after the catastrophe, where the trees and grass are gone, he is confident that he can distinguish himself based on the terrain. Where is the Cangya?

This is a paradise for plants. Except for the piece of land that I gnawed, it is as bare as the head of middle-aged and elderly people. The other areas are either green grass, or blooming with various flowers and plants in strange shapes. Yi Zhilu is a remote area. The deer from Cangya, he can't recognize those flowers and plants with elegant colors and little brilliance.

"Are these... delicious?"

If it wasn't for his full stomach, he would really like to taste whether these beautiful plants are delicious or not. Generally speaking, the beautiful plants are three-point poisonous, and this sentence has long been forgotten by him.

I also want to try this one, and I want to try that one too. After Yi Zhilu circled around, he realized that he was back under the peach blossom tree. The lonely purple grass seemed to be scared when he saw him coming back again, flapping in the wind trembling.

"Why can't you get out here?"

Recalling vaguely that he saw this peach blossom tree 46 times in a row last night, Yi Zhilu finally discovered the fact that he was lost.

"This is definitely Master Bones' revenge! It's so annoying! I want to go back and plant my grass!"