Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Well, there is no blood relationship with Wenren Xuwang at all!For humans, this kind of name is completely taking advantage of him!Wen Renxuwang is only willing to be taken advantage of by the bones, and other idlers wait to go aside.

So he looked Guixianren up and down. Recently, after Guixianren moved to the bone house, his clothing has changed a lot. He dresses like a fairy all day long. Compared with the prototype, it gives people a strong visual and spiritual impact. Originally, Gui Xianren always smelled of water and grass, but recently he also used incense, or the bamboo incense picked by the bones for himself, it is obvious that he has other plans!

After Xia Ying left, another Guixian came. Wen Renxu looked sideways and pouted.

"If you want to eat, just say it, if you don't eat it, you will fall down."

The tone was so bad that it made people hate, the little spider was hanging upside down on the tree learning to weave a web, and couldn't help but wonder if the bad boy under the tree was her little fox brother.

The old guy who has lived for 5000 years and eaten so much salt really has the demeanor of an elderly person. Guixianren didn't blame him for this, but just smiled and asked the people who heard about it.

"Could it be that Mr. Bones wants to prepare dinner for me? It's an honor. After I think about it, what does Xiao Wang think of the red bean rice?"

"Do you think you are a married girl!"

"I thought I was a grandma who just came in... At this moment, I am being stared at by my good grandson like an enemy. What do you think I did wrong?"

Jiang is still old and spicy, although Wen Renxuwang has no brains and the way of fighting is not appropriate at all, the mistake was pushed to Wen Renxuwang by Guixianren's words, and the little spider on the tree immediately responded with a head It's like pounding medicine.

"Brother Xiao Wang has been so weird these days! It must be a colorful mushroom that grows after eating it! Mom said that it is not edible, and you will see a lot of little people dancing and talking nonsense."

"I'm growing mushrooms! But I'm not eating mushrooms at all!"

Wen Renxu looked more like this, and the skeleton who hid behind the tree and watched his reaction was extremely disturbed.

"Large wolf... Now we pay attention to respecting the old and caring for the young, but my baby Xiaowang doesn't show respect at all... Let's not talk about being fierce... I'm still angry at his grandma who is older than him 150 years younger little spider!"

"Master Skeleton, do I need to remind you that in normal terms, popularity is the smallest?"

Human beings who are popular are only 16 years old, how can they compare with these immortal monsters?

"Then...Xiao Wang is selling small things..."

"But Little Spider's mental age is completely younger than Xiao Wang's."

Bones is depressed, I don't know what kind of pillow Mr. Dongguo has given Lang Da, and he will refute whatever Bones says today.

"Lang Da, my Xiao Wang is a little idiot!"

"Actually, Wenren Xuwang is quite smart, even though he used to be..."

"Wolf, my little Wang is so good!"

"Actually, he's not good at all, otherwise he wouldn't bully his grandma."

Wolf, you are playing with wool... Say bad things to refute, and say good things to refute!

The bones don't know at all. Last night, Mr. Dong Guo chanted in Lang Da's ears all night. When the bones said that they heard people looking for something, you said it the other way around. Interesting things will definitely happen. Seeing the tangled expression of the bones, the wolf felt that It's interesting.

Regardless of the size of the wolf who intentionally caused trouble, the bones can use their tentacles to calculate that it is a good deed done by Mr. Dong Guo and Yi Zhilu. The relationship between Wen Renxuwang and them is too good. If the bones are not around, they will hang out with them. The bones think it is probably They spoiled Wen Renxuwang, which is why Xiaowang became misbehaving, and developed an inexplicable hatred for his new grandmother.

"Hey...Master Bones, the point is wrong, Wen Renxuwang is definitely because he feels ashamed because he has a male grandma!"

Bones decided to ignore Wolf's words from now on.

Getting out from behind the tree, Skeleton shouted hello to the child, grandma, causing Gui Xianren to almost vomit blood to death again. After firing Guixianren and the others, Wen Renxuwang was placed on the knee of the skeleton.

"Daddy...what are you doing..."

"I think we need to have a good talk."

Wen Renxuwang felt no pain at all when he was lightly hit twice on the buttocks.

"Xiao Wang, do you know what you did wrong?"

Wen Renxuwang broke out in a cold sweat, could it be that the thing he wanted to be with the bones was discovered by the bones?Glancing secretly at the skeleton, the serious expression he had never seen before made him burst into tears.

"Ah? Did I use that much force?" Wen Renxuwang thought that his two hits hurt Wen Renxuwang, and the bones hurriedly pulled off Wen Renxuwang's pants, but Wen Renxuwang couldn't resist the brute force after all. The little white butt was exposed, and he quickly blocked it with his tail, blocking the back but not the front, this messy person looked face down and hit the ground, the skeleton lifted his tail to touch the soft little butt, wrinkled He frowned very displeased.

"You didn't get hit...then why are you crying, Xiao Wang?"

Biting his mouth and not making a sound, this attitude also made the bones inexplicably angry, and slapped Wen Renxuwang on the buttocks. Although the sound was loud, the force was really not heavy at all.

"You're getting more and more outrageous, you pretended to cry when you didn't hurt you! Could it be that you were pretending to be good before?"

This sentence reached Wen Renxuwang's ears, and he was directly scolding him for his hypocrisy. Thinking about how the skeleton taught him to comfort himself before, it also attracted Wen Renxuwang's murderous intentions. Now this hypocritical and noble guy still wants to seduce him , as a father, of course he has to teach him a lesson.

Papapapa, the grievance in his heart exploded, Wen Renxuwang began to choke up, and cried while hugging the grass in front of him. The edge of the grass was sharp, and it scratched his face. When there was an obstacle in communicating with Wenren Xuwang, for a while, he didn't want to comfort this kid who had been a little bad recently, so he just stared blankly at the sky.

The sky was clear and cloudless, but there were water droplets falling, and the skeleton did not see any birds flying nearby. It was ruled out that it was the result of the birds placing explosives in the air.

The water droplets fell into the soil, and the skeleton stared at the place in a daze. At this time, a miracle happened. The soil touched by the water droplets from the air struggled out of a small clay figurine the size of a palm. He picked up Wen Renxu and said something thoughtless.

"Baby Xiaowang! Come, let's make humans together!"

47 Invasion of the Clay Army

Making humans is a science!

In the skeleton's mind, there is still a legendary story about a goddess with a human head and a snake body who turned earth into a human being, so this living little clay figurine aroused his great interest, but Wen Renxuwang obviously wanted to distort the meaning of creating a human being, and his little face blushed. Like peach blossoms under the sun.

"Create...man...?"

He kicked his calf twice in mid-air, and the pants half hanging on his leg completely left him, exposing legs as white as lotus roots, which put Wen Renxuwang in a predicament. Bailao is in a sunny place, besides, the heart of hearing people's expectations is not ready yet.

The description that the legs are like lotus root is definitely not caused by the bones wanting to eat fried lotus root with pickled vegetables at night. It can be heard that Ren Xu's dangling legs have been dangling in front of the bones. Xu Wang touched a handful of tofu on his leg and ate a tofu meal. In the end, Xiao Wang, who was close to him, reacted a little, and the bones realized that his focus had changed 180 degrees in an instant. I don't know where my brain was pulled back.

He pretended to be serious and pointed at the little clay figurine who was almost covered by his pants and couldn't get out, and put Wen Renxu with his other hand to hug the skeleton's neck.

"Look! The water that fell from the sky actually made this little thing out of thin air, isn't it cute? Daddy caught him home for you to play with?"

It turned out that Zaoren was referring to this, and Wenren Xuwang's ears drooped to the lowest point.

"I do not want..."

The mood that was just freed from the depression was caught back into the self-enclosed shell in an instant. Wen Renxuwang automatically attributed the behavior of the skeleton just now to his father's new way of punishing bad children, and looked at the big slap on the ground. Mud figures with visible limbs and heads heard people complaining that they took the skeleton's attention away.

"Xiao Wang, in order to increase the bond between our father and son, let's make a man out of mud together!"

Can't it be a relationship other than father and son?Although he felt aggrieved, Wen Renxuwang still nodded. Adding feelings and so on was very attractive to him. Then the skeleton was like a child who found a new toy, and the "evil" hands picked up a branch and stretched it towards the little clay figurine.

Clay figurine... I always feel like I have heard it somewhere.

A long time ago, if a practitioner with high aptitude could be appreciated by the immortal, the immortal would pass on to him the thaumaturgy of turning beans into soldiers and paper-cutting into horses. Wen Renxuwang once fantasized about himself Blessed to be able to learn this unique thaumaturgy.

"Daddy...this clay figurine should not be simple...we'd better be careful."

The skeleton knew this, so he didn't squat down to look at the little thing, but hugged Wen Renxuwang, just to prevent surprises.

Sure enough, the five elements produce earth and gold, the skeleton poked the little clay figurine with the branch, and the little clay figurine rolled a few drops of mud from its head, as if weeping away tears, and even took out a needle from its own body and rushed towards the skeleton's feet I just want to tie it.

Flapping your wings and flying, the bones are very proud, the master has wings, you have the ability to fly to the sky to stab the master.

Before the joy was over, more water droplets fell, and there were more and more little clay figurines, and they were all armed after a while