Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

, wearing a metal armor and holding a needle to show off his power at the skeleton, trying to provoke the skeleton to make him fall down.

"Xiao Wang, who do you think summoned these little clay figurines?"

"I don't know which sect can still master this thaumaturgy. After all, this is a rare skill passed down directly from the immortals, and it's not something you can learn if you have the ability."

"Actually, their abilities are not very strong. I've heard that a monkey that jumped out of a rock could pluck its fur and turn into a lot of little monkeys to help him fight. That's amazing."

"So... didn't that monkey turn into a bald monkey?"

This completely amused the bones, and he kissed two hard with Wenren Xuwang.

"Yeah, I occasionally think about this question. It seems that the only explanation is that monkeys have a lot of hair on their bodies, so they are not afraid of baldness!"

The father and son were happy to bully the little clay figurines. With Bones' vision and agility, they let those little clay figurines throw needles at him like flying spears, and Bones easily dodged them.

It's easy for them, but the rest of the monsters are complaining.

The birds are alright, flying to high places to hide from being hurt by needles, but other animals with short limbs and short legs running around are miserable. Those clay figurines attacked them like crazy, even a few cloven hoofs The animal crushed several clay figurines with its own hooves, and after a while the clay figurines would grow again by themselves.It seemed to grow bigger as it became more frustrated and braver. The needles were thrown at the animals like a rainstorm. It hurts to be pricked by the needles, and it is quite painful to be pricked by many, many needles.

It is estimated that seeing their evil deeds succeed, the little clay figurines are no longer limited to chasing animals running on the ground. Several of them piled up and climbed to the tree to attack the birds on it. The birds flew away in fright and practiced weaving. The little spider in the web was so frightened that it pulled out more silk and blocked it in front of it. The net blocked the needle thrown by the little clay man, and the needle pierced the web, and the little spider cried out in fright.

"You are not allowed to come here! I will stab you if you come here... Your needles are very hard, and my feet are also very hard."

The little clay figurine is as if he can't understand words. If it weren't for the lack of facial features, he would really be like a wretched uncle who wants to kill the cute little girl.

The clay figurines climbing on the tree were all knocked down by the sleeves of the bones and fell into muddy mud. They regrouped and grew bigger, holding up longer and sharper needles and jumping under the tree.

"Damn you little clay figurines! I think you are cute and spare your life, are you still proud!"

Even the little hedgehog was bullied by the little clay figurines, that's too brazen!Cangya's master is here!

Seeing the little clay people boldly rushing into the nest of the skeleton and Wen Renxuwang, and trampled the quilt and mattress with footprints, the skeleton decided to teach them a lesson, but because there were cries for help everywhere, they had to open the black pillar called Put Wen Renxuwang and the little spider on the things on the landing pad, and then, without further ado, joined the wolf and the others in the rescue of animals.

The little spider who finally got out of danger breathed a sigh of relief, now all he has to do is wait for Master Bones to rescue his mother. Seriously, Master Bones is really handsome and reliable, brother little fox is really lucky!

only...

"Brother Xiaowang, why aren't you wearing pants?"

"Little spider! That's not the point! We should care about what those nasty little clay figurines are!"

"Isn't it really because you were spanked by Lord Skeleton?"

"really not..."

The bones are flying up with the turtle fairy in their arms. Compared with the heroic spirit of the turtle fairy and the frightened and charming appearance of the turtle fairy at the moment, it matches no matter how you look at it.

"Master Bones, I don't think these clay figurines are simple. You must know that the skills of spreading beans into soldiers are unique to the immortal family."

I said that.

"So I guess, what happened this time was either done by those immortals who had disappeared for a long time, or it was done by the practitioners who were taught thaumaturgy by the immortals."

I said that too!

"The child's grandma is reliable! You help me think about where the problem arises and how to solve the current predicament. I'll go save the animals first."

Daddy, why did you praise Gui Xianren and not me?

The "bad boy" Wen Renxuwang pulled his shirt down to cover his exposed body. The little spider guessed that he was stabbed by the little clay figurine, and touched Wen Renxuwang's ears to express his comfort.

48 fight

It took a lot of energy for the skeletons to connect the monster animals living around the black pillars to the apron, but the apron was big enough, and there was still a lot of space left for the animals because they were afraid of crowding together.

The skeleton fell on the tarmac and put down the last animal, Mr. Llama. Some prestigious monsters surrounded the skeleton and forced him to explain what happened to the thing called the tarmac stretched out from the black pillars.

"I'm pretty sure making this thing called tarmac is definitely not any kind of metal that our country has!"

A monster transformed into a sword patted its chest with certainty, and the dagger monster following it bowed towards the skeleton as an apology.

"I said Brother Demon Sword...it's not a big deal, so don't ask me..."

"I'm curious! Anyway, if Lord Skeleton doesn't answer me, I won't let Master Skeleton go!"

The blade of the sword pressed against the corner of the skeleton's clothes. The magic sword was too stubborn. With it as a shield in front, all the questions accumulated in the usual times were asked by these stupid little monsters.

"Master Skeleton, can you give me some of the materials for building the apron, and I can use it to cast my body?"

"Master Skeleton, can the end of the apron lead to the inside of the black pillar? Can we go in and play?"

"Master Skeleton, will this black pillar turn into a super big puppet man to fight for us? Just like those big wooden men operated by the descendants of Mu Dao?"

"Master Bones, do you like Gui Xianren? Are you considering filling in a room for your family?"

"How old is Master Skeleton this year? Tell me~"

"What type of monster does Lord Skeleton like?"

The more you ask the more outrageous the question, and the skeleton will not reject others very much. The result is that you will be surrounded by these gossip monsters. Big Wolf wanted to stop it, but Mr. Dong Guo has a fear of heights, so he has no time to be distracted. Going to help the bones, just when the bones almost turned into mosquito coil eyes and wanted to escape reality and fell to the ground, the immature childish voice with anger roared.

"Get out of the way for me!"

It was useless to shout the first time, and it was useless to shout the second time. Wen Renxu saw that the will-o'-the-wisp rose three feet high, and after obtaining the consent of the little spider, he rushed into the crowd with the little spider. The little spider laughed and laughed. Stretching out his legs around, the sharp tips of the legs made the monsters back away in a hurry, Wen Ren Xuwang finally used this to get to the skeleton.

"You guys! Daddy just finished the rescue operation and is very tired! You are still pestering him so much that it affects his rest! Do you still have a conscience! Get out of here!"

After finishing speaking, I gave those troublesome monsters a sharp look, but unfortunately, the overly cute appearance, mixed with the unique charm of the fox clan, did not have any deterrent effect. This is the first time I saw him lose his temper. A few monsters really felt that their behavior was not good, and more elm-headed monsters thought that Mr. Skeleton was not happy that Mr. Bones didn’t say anything. You fox came out to do something lively!

The wind is always strong at high altitudes. Unfortunately, at this time, a gust of wind just blew, and Wenren Xuwang just put the little spider down. There was no time to hold down the corner of my clothes. The lower body was exposed all of a sudden, and the monsters couldn't help laughing out loud.

"The idiot who doesn't know how to wear pants is still yelling in front of us, really..."

They didn't dare to say anything after that, because the skeleton stared at them, the scary gaze made them feel cold, and at the same time, a thought suddenly appeared in their minds.

If they really keep talking, then what awaits them is the ending of rolling down from the high-altitude tarmac and falling in love with the army of mud figurines below.

"No..."

This is a youkai who is too frightened to speak well.

"Stay back, my friends... Please take care of yourselves and rest well..."

Wen Renxu looked at the 180-degree change in the attitude of these monsters, and felt very unhappy when he mispronounced his father's name, but as long as they were willing to leave, the little spider thought it was the little fox brother's aura that had played a role, holding his The soft hands applauded Wenren Xuwang.

Skeleton took off his coat and folded it twice to make a simple pair of skirt pants for Wen Renxuwang, and put them on for Wen Renxuwang with a sullen face.

"Daddy... what did I do wrong to make you angry?"

"No..."

Picking up Wen Renxu directly and stuffing him into his clothes, the little spider felt that the skeleton looked like the legendary mother kangaroo with a big pocket on her stomach.

"My baby was so handsome just now, how could I be angry?! I hate it, I seem to be conjoined twins with Xiao Wang now! Only I can see Xiao Wang's bare ass!"

My little Wang is a big man!Ha ha!

The funny performance of the bones made Mr. Dong Guo, who was afraid of heights, forget his fear of heights. Yi Zhilu, who was being entangled by the white rabbit, also forgot to drive off the rabbit that always wanted to fuck him. A common sentence, Mr. Bones, are you crazy...Only the little spider doesn't know that this is weird, and cheers for Wenren Xuwang from the sidelines.

Enough is enough, and the bones don't want to pull Wen Renxuwang out of his arms. It's good to have a precious son by his side. Xiaowang will find that he is tired and help him.