Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Recently, she seems to be more and more rude to herself, as if something is mixed in it. Unlike Xia Ying's sudden surge of concern for herself, Guixianren's behavior seems to have been slowly accumulating, and then finally stopped. Can't stand the overflow.

what is it then?I'm really curious, but Xiao Wang's matter is more important!

Skull thought about it seriously. As the father of the child, what should he do to be good to the child? He must learn from these monsters who are the parents of monsters.

"Excuse me... as a father, how should I get along with Xiaowang?"

Papa Anteater stood up with both feet, and made a ready move similar to island sumo wrestling, and almost patted his chest and howled like the gorilla Alara.

"Of course I took your son to catch ants!"

Ants....skeletons ignore this statement directly, no matter how the anteater describes how fun it is to discover ant caves with his baby, and how delicious ants are, with the help of exploration and food, he and His son's feelings became deeper, and he also taught his son survival skills.

It would be good if the ants were replaced with other projects, such as hunting and barbecue with Xiaowang, the scene of a deer being put on the fire with a burst of fragrance appeared in his mind, and the seasoning was made with spicy millet powder!

"You must not spoil your child."

The scar-eyed man of the wolf tribe squinted at the wolf.

"Look at my brother, he was spoiled by his mother since he was a child, and now he has become such a ghost. He doesn't have the blood of a wolf, and he knows how to spoil a human being all day long, and he doesn't want to think about passing on the family! How dare he pretend in front of human beings? Sheep! This is a great disgrace to the wolf clan!"

Wolf shrugged, mother wolf was very aggressive towards adult cubs, the rest of the brothers were kicked out by their mothers early on to stand on their own, only mother wolf saw that wolf lacked the nerve to be afraid, so single-handedly Dare to fight a tiger to the death, and I can't rest assured that I have been following the wolf to take care of him. It was not until the Taoist priests came to attack 300 years ago that he died under the swords of the Taoist priests.

Wolf has always felt that his mother taught him very well. There is no need to snatch many things with a grin. The same is true for hunting. You must learn to use your brain to catch the most prey, instead of robbing with brute force.With this uniqueness, Mr. Dong Guo fell in love with his specialness, and lived a happy life alone.

Now he holds a beautiful woman in his arms, and is the number one around the bones. He is in charge of all the business between Cangya and human beings. As the saying goes, both career and love, he is living a happy time. The only dissatisfaction is that these same fathers His half-brother always asked him to go hunting together, occupying his private time, and always left Mr. Dong Guo alone at home.

"Master Bones, don't listen to him, just don't pamper him too much. Besides, Xiao Wang is not a pampered child."

So this skeleton is also ignored, it is harder than going to the sky to let the skeleton not be favored by others.

"Hey, what kind of stupid ideas are you guys coming up with? You'd better listen to what I have to say."

The old goat bleated a few times, and his elderly voice already gave people a sense of trust—although it was not as convincing as the turtle fairy and turtle form, but now the turtle fairy is in the human form, so the old goat’s suggestion skeleton feels Perhaps more preferable.

"Master Bones, I want to ask you one thing, do you really regard the little fox as your son?"

The skeleton trembled, and the old goat's squinted eyes seemed to have seen through the little fox that it was not a little fox. The skeleton made a gesture of holding a heart, and its eyes shot straight at the old goat, hoping that he would be stunned by his handsome and shiny appearance and forget about the little fox. things.

However, the old goat was already old and dizzy, and he could still maintain a calm mood after everyone was stunned.

"Although the old man is much younger than you, he is still the ancestor of a large ethnic group. I am very good at raising children."

"It's just that this old man always feels that you don't treat the little fox as your son!"

His bones trembled three times. He really didn't regard the little fox as his son. The little fox was strictly counted. Blowing his self into pieces.

"Master Skeleton, you treat the little fox as a plush toy!"

"Xiao Wang looks like a toy!"

Where can I find such a cute toy, I will order a dozen immediately!A beautiful face that even the most powerful puppet artist can't make, and a small and soft body like a rice cake. No matter what the expression is, it makes the bones want to hide Wenrenxuwang, in case the monster who likes the cub is obsessed His precious son, although the black hair and white ears don't match very well, but when people look at him, no matter how unmatched he is, he becomes ten times cuter!The bones dare to assure you that Quan Cangya can't find an animal with softer and fluffier hair than Wen Renxuwang.

Cuteness is justice, bastard old goat!Although I always tease my baby Xiaowang, it's because he is so cute!Definitely not treating him as a toy!

"Master Bones, don't stare at me with that kind of eyes. Although the old man is old and dim, he also knows a few important things."

"For example—as a father, although he will teach his offspring what it means to release desires, it's just that a human father will choose to match his son with a maid, or take him directly to a brothel, while a demon will find a female for his offspring Enjoy it yourself, you will never teach him to do that kind of thing yourself!"

I rely on!Who spread the word about this!

Guixian looks up at the sky at 45 degrees. If he is safe today, tomorrow will be sunny.

The old goat's words continued, and it was wrong to count the bones. As a result, the majesty that the bones didn't have had broken through to a thousand. The old goat took advantage of the moment when the bones were escaping from reality and looked at the turtle fairy meaningfully.

Old man, although you are three thousand years older than me, the human form is still very young, and it is also very suitable for this monster who has lived for an unknown amount of time. The old man and other monsters will wear red gauze on your head and red lips, Xiaobai’s face is sour The appearance of the two radishes is very curious, so I will help you here, you have to seize the opportunity!

Clearing his throat, he took a sip of the tea brought by the little spider, and the old goat made a summary of his long speech just now.

"So Master Bones, if you want to raise Wenren Xuwang well, you must have a complete family!"

I didn't listen to what the old goat was saying until later, how could the strange topic of bones involve a complete family.

"Master Skeleton, you are not young anymore. In the past 300 years, everyone has been curious about how you vented your anger after Arc Moon left... If you suffocate, it will hurt your body, so it's time for you to start a family!"

"I have a family now... Xiao Wang and I are a happy family!"

"No... Could it be that Mr. Bones didn't realize what the composition of a family is?"

The demon who supported the Gui Xianren and the bones together took a step forward quietly with his wife and children, and the eyes of the bones were directly aimed at the silly husband of Lang Da, who was secretly watching his beloved Mr. Dong Guo in the distance. Taking Yi Zhilu to water the mushrooms Wen Renxuwang planted, he replied without hesitation.

"With someone I love and someone who loves me, a family can be formed!"

"This statement is correct... But Mr. Bones, you are raising a son now! What do you need most to raise a son!"

Pointing at Gui Xianren, he almost said that Hurry up and marry Gui Xianren back to be Wen Ren Xuwang's mother. The demons seriously doubted how the skeleton's brain grew.

When I continued to think about the recent situation of the sheep-herding boy some time ago, the one who loved the boy the most was an old man who was over sixty years old.

"I see! You are suggesting that I let Guixianren be the grandma who hears about people, right? Good idea! Grandma who loves her grandson, now my family has three generations under the same roof, hahaha! Guixianren, we will be happy in the future Family!"

Gui Xianren changed from surprise to joy and now he is completely petrified. He thought that he could finally succeed with the help of his friends for a long time, but the skeleton would think insanely that he would be his grandma!Why not grandpa!I'm a male tortoise, the kind that can't lay eggs!

The secret love battle unfolded in secret, Guixianren VS skeletons, Guixianren was completely defeated, and the hope of victory disappeared completely in the laughter of the little spider. The day comes when Sha stands beside the skeleton and smiles happily.

46 Slap Pain

Life!No... What is the happiest thing about being a monster?It’s not that the wife and children are hot on the kang, it’s not that the weather is perfect, the rain is the rain, it’s a family of three and three generations living in harmony, eating spicy food and drinking good food, and there are a large group of animals dancing and being cute and amusing in front of them, life is so uncomfortable.

"Grandma, Daddy asked me to ask you what you want for dinner?"

"He came to ask about the food again. The skeleton did it on purpose! Including you, this is already the No.15 guy who came to ask Mr. Bones what I want to eat! Have you had enough trouble!"

And they always called him—the grandma of Wen Renxuwang’s family, the grandma of the Bone’s family, and then watched Gui Xianren jumping and covering his mouth and laughing, the only one who didn’t come to Gui Xianren with a teasing attitude was Wen Renxuwang .

It's not that I want to call you that... Wen Renxuwang's face was full of displeasure, he was planting mushrooms, and suddenly the skeleton rushed over and hugged him, laughing loudly, he thought he and the skeleton suddenly connected with each other, but a big thunder exploded down.

"Baby Xiaowang, from now on Guixianren will be your grandma!"

Thank goodness it's not mom...that's the first reaction on the news, but why grandma?

Humans are not like monsters, they are very particular about seniority!

Guixianren is far older than Wenren Xuwang's grandma, but he and the little fox are also