Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

The time in the adult form is getting longer and longer, and at the same time, he is depressed that the turtle fairy and the skeleton are too close.

Why do you always rely on daddy and grab daddy's clothes!If you pull it down again, Dad's shoulders will be exposed!

The little mouth is pouting like a bottle of oil, but because he was short of sleep and turned into panda eyes early in the morning due to the memory of the little fox, he was ordered not to follow him into the kitchen with an open fire and oil, in case Wen Renxu saw someone dozing off and then The kitchen became a fire scene.

Crawled back into the warm bed, physically exhausted, but my mind kept spinning, like countless ants crawling around inside, urging Wen Renxuwang to make a decision and act quickly, otherwise there will be hordes of ants It will keep climbing down, making Wenren Xuwang unable to rest in peace.

"No! We can't go on like this!"

The quilt was accidentally thrown to the ground, Wen Renxuwang was rolling around hugging the pillow, his face turned red when he thought of mentioning such a shameless thing to someone.

As for the other monsters, Wen Renxuwang dismissed the idea as soon as it came up. He was not interested in anything other than skeletons.

"No... Do you really want to talk to Dad?"

Although he likes Daddy, Cangya's demon doesn't care about human ethics, but if he really wants to tell the skeleton, I like you, I want to protect you, I want to make friends with you, and then gain the power to be together forever. It is impossible for a normal human being to have the courage to speak!

With the shading curtain removed, the sky was exceptionally blue early in the morning. Many monsters and animals who got married at the spring festival had already begun to give birth to the crystallization of love. Ya has their boss as a hostage, and the monsters stroll leisurely on the top of the mountain, enjoying the warmth of the sun blowing over their heads.

Wen Renxuwang took a few deep breaths, but he still couldn't calm down the beating of his heart. The melancholy bones in the little fox's memory were like a piece of expensive indigo blue blank drawing paper, so pure that no one could get close. Silly Daddy painted in all kinds of colors, is it okay to do this?

There was a quarrel not far away, and the male civet cat who had just turned into a human form was being scolded by his wife whose cultivation level was much higher than his.

"what happened?"

Wen Renxu looked at the little spider who had been watching the fun from just now. The little spider waved her feet happily when she saw Wen Renxuwang. The sharp black feet helped Wen Renxuwang to roll around in a mess. He straightened his hair, and then cheerfully told him the whole story.

"Domestic violence! But civet cat deserves to live first, thanks to his wife who helped him cultivate his wisdom and help him cultivate human form, but instead he was seduced by the mole who lives next door to his house. This kind of monster deserves to be beaten, but Even if you get relieved, the madam is still a tragedy."

Wen Renxuwang was extremely sensitive and put himself into the role. The little fox was the civet cat lady who gave nothing but got nothing, and she was the mole who hated taking the opportunity to seduce other people's husbands.

"Haha... you deserve it..."

After walking two steps, the old demon sitting under the tree who was telling gossip stories for the little demon who could speak human language yelled.

"You shameless vixen! How dare you seduce your uncle, my love! Take your life! Saying that, the butterfly demon stabbed to death that seductive fox demon who only knows how to destroy other people's families and seduce others. Uncle is finally freed from the spell, and has lived a happy life with the butterfly demon ever since."

What a mess of a story!

Wen Renxuwang almost howled, what happened to the monsters in Cangya today, love stories were ruined everywhere, mistresses meddled, family chaos hx ethics and unreasonable dog blood stories!

The sense of immersion is already overwhelming!

Driven crazy by the things that kept popping into my ears, Wen Renxuwang didn't react at all. These gossips happen every day, and many gossips are just stories created by demons to adjust life. Today, the more he cares about what he has to do, the more he takes those nonsense seriously.

Boom-!

There was a big explosion in the kitchen, and Wen Renxuwang hurried away in shock, only to see the skeleton guarding the Guixianren looking at the ruined kitchen in a daze, the Guixianren was crying like a child who has done something wrong , the bones had no choice but to comfort him.

"The kitchen killer is not your fault. It's not your fault that you can't burn firewood and try to use spells to ignite it, but it turns out to be an explosion spell. Don't be sad, Guixian."

Gui Xianren yelled in anger at the words of the skeleton, and landed his fist mercilessly on the back of the skeleton.

"I'll admit that I'm bad at cooking, and I'll admit that I'm a killer in the kitchen, but are you showing me the expression of speaking for me! I didn't put the explosive fire technique on! Don't rely on me."

"Yes, yes, you didn't let it go, but I let it go, okay? As long as you're in a good mood and don't get hurt, everything will be fine!"

"Master Bones! Don't speak in such a tone that you have to take the blame for me!"

"But I'm really a scapegoat... Could it be that you want to let the monsters of Cangya know that the great Guixian can't even light a fire?"

The ashes from Guixianren's hair were photographed. Although the two of them are now ashamed, the scene actually reveals a touch of warmth, especially when the sun shines at a 45-degree angle, which just exposes Guixianren's red face. Although it is a bit dirty, it is They are mischievous and cute, and when the bones are silent and just laughing, they are very eye-catching. The two beautiful men with different styles are completely a picture together. The little demon passing by laughed and commented to his companion.

"Among them, I had long thought that Mr. Bones would not have chosen Xia Ying, but would have chosen Immortal Gui."

"That's right, think of Gui Xianren for more than 300 years. He said that he was dissatisfied with his desires, but in fact, everyone knows who he is guarding his body like jade. That's why Mr. Bones really thinks that Gui Xianren can't find a turtle as big as him. Companion and sad."

"In this way, the person who became the first lady of Cangya is most likely to be thinking about the bones all the time, but is willing to pretend to be a fool, and is always tempting the bones to throw him down, right? ——Only in human form The Turtle Immortal...I don't want to see an oversized land turtle wink at Lord Skeleton, just thinking about it makes me feel cold all over my body."

It was obvious which side the public opinion voted for. Wen Renxuwang clenched his fists. The change in wind direction made him completely covered in thick smoke and he didn't know how to hide. When the wind blows away the smoke, his white ears turned gray, let alone The small face and chin were covered with a thick layer of dust. When the bones patted his body, he found that his precious son who did not know when he came had changed from a white fox to a flower fox. He tried his best to hold back a smile and took out his handkerchief to help him smell it. Ren Xuwang wiped his small face, the handkerchief was also covered with dust, but this time, Ren Xuwang's face became even dirtier, and the bones were pranked, and he didn't tell Wen Renxuwang to take back the handkerchief in a serious manner. "Xiao Wang, do you want to become a smoked little fox? Or is it a popular tanning in an island country? Could it be that you want to get the healthy wheat-colored skin of Langda! That's for sunbathing, isn't it? It’s smoked, I don’t know how to hide, you little fool!”

I don't want to be a little fool!

Playing with the gray tail, Wen Renxuwang looked at Guixianren with itchy teeth, patted the ash on his tail and ears, and Wen Renxuwang decided to declare war on Guixianren to whom the sovereignty of the bones belonged.

Trying to recall Huyue's charming smile, Wen Renxu looked at the skeleton and laughed, the skeleton's mouth was pulled aside as if struck by lightning, and it didn't take long to crawl to the ground and laugh, tears came out, the tortoise The immortal was still trying to save face, covering his mouth so that Wen Renxu couldn't see that he was smiling, and after a while he put on a serious expression to explain instead of the skeleton who was almost fainted from laughter.

"Xiao Wang, congratulations on bringing out the charm of the fox clan, but... that depends on the time, place, people, and... your current appearance..."

It's like a dirty beggar on the street learning from a brothel sister and wanting to charm a rich man passing by...

In the first round of Wen Ren Xuwang VS Gui Xianren, because Wen Ren Xuwang was completely unaware of the prank of the skeleton, he lost with the most embarrassing image.

45 The second round of the turtle fairy vs the skeleton

Everyone knows that ten bulls will not be able to pull back a person who has been on the tip of a bull's horn, unless he himself realizes that this road is wrong one day, and then he will walk on the right path.

Wen Renxuwang was obviously over the top, blindly thinking that the Guixianren was his rival in love, and the monsters around him were saying sarcastic remarks every day and waiting to see his jokes, which made him miserable, but he met the skeleton again. The guy who understands Fengqing doesn't know the hints of Wenren Xuwang at all. He is so anxious to hear Renxuwang that he feels ashamed and regretful. After failing the "battle" with Guixianren, he is like suffering from autism. Knees hide in the corner to plant mushrooms.

This also hurt the bones, his pranks and his laugh that didn't save Wen Renxu's face were crusaded by all the demons who had become parents.

"How can you be such a father! Don't you know that a child's heart is actually very fragile! If you hit his self-confidence like this, it will eventually cause the child's inferiority complex and dare not do anything!"

"Excuse me...what aspect of Xiaowang's self-confidence did I hit..."

Gui Xianren slammed the skull on the head and cursed.

"Wenren Xuwang is a fox! You know that the most proud of the fox family is its ability to charm! I know it's against the law for him to make such an expression before he grows up, and his gray body is really ridiculous , you can’t roll on the ground laughing and shed tears!”

I know that the fox family is famous for their powerful charm abilities, but why does Xiao Wang seduce me? Do you want pocket money?He can't enter the village... definitely something is wrong!

Touching the sore head, the bones felt that Gui Xianren was the most