Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

The method of poking a hole through the window to get drugged was so stupid, the skeleton got up, and casually took a piece of candy bar that Wen Renxuwang hadn't finished eating from the table, and stuffed it into the tube that came in from the paper window , and then heard the sound of something falling to the ground with satisfaction.

"How does it feel to be drugged?"

Pushing open the door, the young master of the Wu family, who was still wearing women's clothing, was sleeping on the floor and snoring. Not far away, there were servants whom he had met in the afternoon apologetically apologizing to the bones.

"I'm really sorry... to disturb your rest..."

"You know it too!"

Skeleton smiled gloomily a few times. Since there was a servant following him, it must be related to Wu Yuezhen's connivance. He turned around and went back to pick up Wen Renxuwang, who hadn't woken up yet. He took his luggage and was ready to go on the road. He yawned and inspected the safety of the inn. Seeing this, he was stunned for a moment, and stared fiercely for a few times at those Wu family members who obviously wanted to play haha ​​and pass by, and hurried up to stop the bones.

"Guest, what's the matter with you? It's very dangerous to travel in the middle of the night, and it will be dawn in two hours, so let's go then!"

"How can I sleep in such an unsafe place!"

"This is our responsibility, we will not let this kind of thing happen a second time!"

Xiao Er kicked those Wu family members with a ferocious expression. Of course, he didn't have much strength. He just forced them to quickly carry away the young master of the Wu family.

"Brother, our lady will not bother you tonight, please rest assured..."

"Listen to you, will he still bother me if he wakes up?"

The family member of the Wu family shouted haha, carried their young master away, Wen Renxu rubbed his eyes, couldn't help feeling sleepy and fell asleep again, but the skeleton couldn't sleep at all, his complexion was scary, and he was also disturbed Xiao Er, who was so sleepy and sober, and the boss who just woke up at night to see this farce, quickly brought free supper to apologize to the bones.

"Although the eldest lady has other brain problems, the Wu family and his wife are indeed good people. I hope you don't hate them."

The boss's words amused the bones.

"I guess I won't hate the Wu family alone, but I hate the entire Fengcheng with you."

"If you want to think like this, we can't help it..."

The boss wiped off his sweat, and asked Xiao Er to bring some fruit. The bones were a little surprised at their hospitality. After checking the food, they found nothing unusual, so they paid the boss some more money, but the boss quickly refused.

"Master Wu has ordered us to give you good treatment before your father and son leave, so don't be polite to me."

"Okay then, but compared to these, I'm more curious why you all call that guy Missy...Although he looks really girly..."

The skeleton was eating the fruit, and heard the boss sighing about the young master of the Wu family.

"Miss's name is Wu Xingye. In fact, that child was quite normal before, I mean before he was 12 years old. He is the eldest son of Mr. Wu and his wife Qi. He was a very famous genius in Fengcheng when he was young, especially He is very good at doing business, we always thought that he would inherit Master Wu's family business, and then sell our wind city kites to the whole country, even foreign countries."

"It's a pity that something unexpected happened. Miss originally had a twin sister who unfortunately died in an accident when they were 12 years old. Since then, Miss has been out of her mind and always thought she was a girl."

Speaking of this, the boss took a closer look at the skeleton, and the other party seemed not interested in it at all, so he asked.

"Aren't you curious about that accident?"

I'm not curious at all... It's just that for all of you in the city, facing such a child with a sudden gender cognition disorder, you are superficially magnanimous, but in fact, you all look at the Wu family making a fool of yourself with a joke mentality, and feel very speechless.

Well...Although a large part of the reason is that Wu Xingye's personality is quite sick.

Seeing that the bones were not interested in listening, the boss subconsciously pinched the wallet. This small action attracted the attention of the bones. He suddenly felt that the boss had collected money from the Wu family. For the obscene purpose, I just started to say these things I don't know if they are true or false, and I immediately feel angry.

"Boss, you should go to rest, I'm very sleepy."

"Ah... still sleepy after drinking so much tea?"

"You should be very sleepy too, go to rest early."

"Then... I will retire..."

The boss was a little regretful that there was less money in the wallet, but he was completely relaxed. No one wanted to be a bad guy, especially this kind of bad guy who betrayed people, so he gave some suggestions to the skeleton.

"If you plan to leave tomorrow, guest, please try to get up as early as possible, otherwise it will be very troublesome. I will talk to the soldiers guarding the city gate and open the door for you earlier."

Keke kept the boss's reminder in mind, and was ready to run away with luggage before dawn. Wen Renxuwang rubbed his eyes in pain and followed behind the skeleton, walking staggeringly. Wu Xingye, who stood in front of the carriage and said hello to the skeleton, woke up with fright when he heard that Renxu was dozing off.

"Daddy! There is a female ghost!"

"Little husband actually calls her a female ghost, is she so beautiful?"

Wu Xingye let out that laugh similar to the roar of an orangutan, and twisted his face in excitement.

"He got up early to dress up, young man, do you think his face is pale? Does he smell good?"

As he said that, he turned around in front of the skeleton father and his father, who were as disgusting as they ate flies. Eyes, lest he hurt his eyes when he saw the things under Wu Xingye, and then deliberately spoke with a poisonous tongue.

"Too much powder, are you painting the walls? And don't walk the birds in public places!"

"Oh, sir! You really don't want to be seen by others, right? There are people who don't have birds~"

Can I find a place to vomit properly!

Skeletons thinks he has seen many fake mothers. There are a few monsters in Cangya who think they are females, and there are also male villagers in Fulu Village who simply like women's clothes.

But those monsters and villagers are really cute, all behaviors are natural, and there is no disgusting feeling at all. Although Wu Xingye in front of him has all the advantages in appearance and figure, he is not short, and his figure is flat-chested. It's not bad, but his behavior really makes people stay away. Skeleton couldn't resist imposing a body-holding technique on Wu Xingye, hugged Wen Renxu and looked at the carriage, and then left in a hurry.

The janitor in Fengcheng saw their father and son from a distance, quickly opened the gate to let them go, and took the silver ingot from the bones to thank them, and finally said with a big smile.

"Don't be caught and go back to get married, I wish you good luck!"

Resisting the anger of scolding mothers, the skeleton father and son finally left this ghostly place.

The more Wen Renxuwang thought about it, the more uneasy he felt. Before the skeleton changed into a high-speed form, he took the skeleton's hand and said very seriously.

"Daddy! Why don't we just get married!"

"what--!"

The bones immediately froze, and forgot all the things they were about to do, and Wen Renxuwang's words "Daddy, why don't we just get married!"

Seeing the skeleton froze, Wen Renxuwang held the skeleton harder and spoke more seriously.

"Daddy, if we get married, no one will be able to separate us anymore! Didn't Lei Feng and the others say that marriage means two people live together for the rest of their lives, so that sister won't snatch Daddy away!"

Wen Renxu looked more and more, and the bones blushed more. He warned himself in his heart that Wen Renxuwang was frightened by Wu Xingye, so he made this decision, which was not what he understood. Then he heard Wu Xingye Xingye's voice came from the side.

"Oh~ little husband, if he is your father, it means that he has already married someone else. Aren't you the husband who robbed your mother?"

When the father and son turned their heads, they didn't know when Wu Xingye was chasing him. They didn't see Wu Xingye riding a horse or using other means of transportation, but their skirts fluttered as if they were stepping on the wind, and the scenery below was unobstructed. .

"There is—change—state——!"

Hearing the exclamation of the two, Wu Xingye seemed to have heard a big joke, pointing at the bones, the father and son did not mind that the scenery under their skirts were all exposed, and joked.

"My dear big husband, little husband. The two of you are father and son. If you get married, it's unlawful! It's better to marry into my family~"

"A ghost wants to marry your family..."

Bones only hated why he didn't quickly change the high-speed mode of Shenma just now, otherwise he wouldn't be entangled by Wu Xingye. The wind under his feet was either a natural divine power or a power from practice, no matter which aspect it was. Very troublesome.

Wu Xingye wasn't hurt by the skeleton's eyes looking at garbage, and continued talking on his own.

"Little husband, if you join my family with your father, I won't stop you from doing anything with your father~ Of course I hope that most of the time, the three of us can do it together."

"Dead ladyboy! What nonsense are you talking about! Get the hell out of here!"

The skeleton couldn't drive away this bastard who was flying like a fly, but he took advantage of the loophole and flew directly into the carriage, sat down on his own and looked shyly at Wen Renxu for the knowledge of Master Science Popularization.

"Little husband, big husband, he certainly didn't tell you things that only grown-ups know. There is no difference between knowing it early and knowing it later.