Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Let me teach you~"

As he said that, he was about to pull off his clothes, his bones panicked, and regardless of whether the use of force would cause trouble, Wu Xingye appeared on a seven-color halo and then disappeared.

"Huh? Daddy...where did that sister go?"

"I said it's a shemale, it looks like a sister, but it's actually a brother... I don't care where he is now, just don't bother us!"

Half of the brain cells were scared to death, right?Even if Wen Renxuwang was originally an adult, he is a child now, and those knowledge should be taught after he is 12 years old. The bones do not want the adult world to pollute the innocence of children, but things often backfire.

Wen Renxuwang tilted his head and thought for a long time. Regarding the matter of adults, in fact, when Lei Feng and his wife decided to get married, they also said that they would do things that only adults know, but what is it? They deliberately didn't tell Wen Renxuwang, and Wen Renxuwang was awkward for a while, until the skeleton took him to the night market and bought countless delicious and fun things to please him, and he didn't ask again.

So Wu Xingye's words aroused his curiosity again.

"Daddy, what are the things adults are going to do?"

Turning his head, the bones don't look at Wen Renxu's shining eyes, what is a child's nightmare is the nightmare of all adults, and he can't answer if he can.

"Daddy, just tell Xiaowang~ Although that sister is weird, what she said is right. Anyway, it's something that needs to be known sooner or later. There is no difference between whether I know it sooner or later~"

"Xiaowang...then let's choose late, shall we?"

"No! Xiaowang wants to be a smart kid! Just know it early!"

He wanted to pretend he couldn't hear, but he couldn't ignore Wen Ren Xuwang's coquettish and shameless behavior. Bones unconsciously remembered the behaviors that hurt Wen Ren Xuwang in the past.

Well...men...no, it should be all male creatures. In fact, they use the lower body to think about problems. He doesn't believe that the bones don't want those things, otherwise he wouldn't deliberately tease him when he was lonely before. Gui Xian, who wants to live with him, even though he can't become a soul mate, at least the body will not be empty.

And if you put aside self-control, the bones may be more messy than anyone else.

Fortunately, the bones still have a little fantasy in their hearts, and they firmly believe that compared with simple sex, they can be truly satisfied if they have some commonalities in their hearts. , became a scar that he didn't want to remember in this life.

"Xiao Wang, you will know what you need to know when you are old. Just follow your intuition when things happen."

"Huh? It's the same as not saying it..."

It seemed that he couldn't ask any more questions, so Wen Renxuwang had no choice but to keep his mouth shut, and then he finally realized a question that he had never thought about.

"Daddy, do I have a mother?"

The bone's brain is disconnected again, and now Wenren Xuwang has no memory, how should the bone explain the relationship between the two of them.He hesitated for a long time and couldn't think of a better answer, and it was impossible to tell Wenren Xuwang that he picked up the bones from the garbage dump, so he had to talk nonsense.

"Mother... of course there is... Xiaowang's mother is very beautiful, she is the most beautiful woman in our hometown Cangya. Don't you think that bastard Wu Xingye is good-looking? Your mother is more beautiful than him A hundred times."

"Ah... is it..."

Wen Renxu Wang leaned behind the skeleton, and sneaked out the small mirror that he bought for fun. The appearance of himself in it could only be described as cute. His skin was not as fair as Wu Xingye's, and his eyes were not as big as Wu Xingye's. Xingye is a hundred times more beautiful, so how can I compare with my mother?

No, this is not comparable at all!Wen Renxuwang counted with his fingers. The general family situation he saw during this period of time is generally a man and a woman as a couple, and then they bring their babies to form a family. Although there are couples without children, there are also Lei Feng and the others are a couple, but no matter how you look at it, they are all married, and they are people who have been with each other for a lifetime.

Since I am my father's baby, and I also have a mother, then...

Wen Renxuwang suddenly burst into tears, crying out of breath, so frightened that the bones stopped the carriage to comfort him, but it was useless, just waiting for Wen Renxuwang to cry until the tears could not flow, Only then sobbed and asked the skeleton.

"Why does Daddy want a mother... What will Xiaowang do when Daddy has a mother... Xiaowang wants to marry Daddy and be together for the rest of his life! Why does Daddy want a mother... "

"I hate my mother, why does she have to be so beautiful, why does she want to rob my father from me!"

The bones never thought that this was the reason why Wen Renxuwang was crying for a long time, and he was really embarrassed to admit that his face was bleeding.

Wholeheartedly, the person who only cares about himself is in his arms, his heartbeat is getting faster and faster, and he is finally sure that Wen Renxuwang will not be snatched away by others for the time being, so he comforted in a low voice.

"Little idiot, what are you talking about, how could daddy be snatched away by your mother?"

"what?"

Wen Renxuwang, who was crying so weakly, enjoyed the caress of the bones, and quietly listened to the explanations of the bones.

"What should I say...Actually, your father and I are not Xiao Wang's biological father, and Xiao Wang's mother is not your father's daughter-in-law, so there is no such thing as your father being snatched away by your mother."

"So, daddy, are you the kidnapper that others call you? Because you like Xiaowang, you kidnapped Xiaowang and became Xiaowang's daddy?"

Uh... Putting it this way, it seems to make sense... Skull didn't want to lead Wen Renxu to think about his biological parents who were far away in Crescent City, so he had to start making up the life experience of the little fox.

"Daddy liked Xiaowang very much, so when Xiaowang's mother was going on a trip, he became Xiaowang's father to take care of Xiaowang. Just like Xiaolu, didn't Xiaolu call me godfather? Although not Biological, but the relationship is like father and son."

"But Daddy, you always bully Xiaolu, how can you look like Daddy?"

The truth was exposed, and the bones smiled stiffly, and replied with a haha.

"That's because Xiao Wang is Daddy's most important child. No one can compare to you. You are the number one in my heart."

This first sentence warmed Xu Wang's heart more than anything else, and he felt embarrassed while covering his reddened face.

"Then can Daddy marry Xiaowang? Then others won't snatch Daddy from Xiaowang! Xiaowang doesn't want Daddy to be someone else's husband, Xiaowang wants Daddy to be Xiaowang's husband!"

The skeleton was amused by Wen Ren Xuwang, and it was also strange that Wen Ren Xuwang was still too young in the current situation, otherwise how could any man take the initiative to call another man husband--Wu Xingye's kind of head is not counted.

After giving Wen Renxu a look at his head, the bones deliberately teased him to say no, and Wen Renxuwang's smiling face was about to turn into a crying face in an instant before continuing.

"Xiao Wang is not yet old enough to get married! You can't get married until you are 15, so grow up quickly."

"Really? Then let's pull the hook! When Xiao Wang reaches his age, Xiao Wang and Daddy will get married!"

Facing the little finger stretched out by Wen Renxuwang, Bones suddenly hesitated. He is not good at making promises, but if he makes a promise, he will definitely keep it.The matter between him and Wenren Xuwang still has a lot of variables, and the skeleton cannot guarantee that a normal human being will have a normal mind after knowing his true identity.

Boom-!

The noise outside the carriage came just in time, and both Wenren Xuwang and Skeleton's attention were attracted, avoiding this appointment.

159 So handsome, she must be a girl

As a monster, Skeleton always wonders why the possibility of human beings is so high, so that after many, many years, when human friends ask him how to solve various crises, Skeleton does not feel any tension, but shoots Pat the other person on the shoulder and tell him not to worry, there will always be a way, and heroes are everywhere.

The rumble outside the carriage came from a dead tree that fell to the ground. It should be said that the carriage of the skeleton was parked up to a standard, and it was the tree that gave it face. The place where it fell was only one step away from the carriage, and the father and son survived. Disaster.

Just looking at the size of the trunk, it is roughly estimated that two adult men cannot hug it, and this tree is also very competitive, it can be regarded as the tallest tree around, but it is a pity that it was pushed down by a palm.

That's right...you read that right, it was pushed down...

A tall man in a blue coat with a sword and a burden on his back is standing on one foot in mid-air while holding a straw sandal with one hand and looking at the fallen tree in front of him in a daze, It wasn't until the skeleton asked him what was going on, that the man came back to his senses, and replied in a slightly hoarse but neutral high-pitched voice.

"I... I don't know... I'm just a little slippery with the straw sandals. I planned to pull up the straw sandals and hold the tree for a while, but I didn't expect it to fall down!"

The father and son jumped out of the carriage and went to look at the roots of the tree. Wen Renxu looked around the broken part of the dead tree and marveled.

"Wow! Brother, your strength is really great! I thought the tree fell down because it was eaten up by the insects. It's not that simple at all!"

The skeleton was also very surprised. If the tree was broken, it would be okay, but it can be seen that it turned out of the soil, and most of the broken roots were obviously overturned by a powerful force. Even if it is a tree that has been eaten up by moths, it is difficult for ordinary people to push such a large tree with one palm.

"Innate divine power is unmistakable!"

The father and son looked at this man who was still independent of the golden rooster with starry eyes, until he was really looked down upon.