Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

How can Miss Wu's flat chest attract the attention of others!Could it be that because Wen Ren Xuwang is a child now, he likes young people and doesn't like mature men like him?

"What's wrong! Such a wayward guy, who cares about her!"

Completely forgetting the lady, Skeleton found that the crowded crowd around him had dispersed in an instant, so he quickened his pace and planned to go back to the inn to rest early, when he heard the owner of the Lin's dim sum shop yelling to be careful, Skeleton saw the fishnet. The shadow fell from the sky, it was not impossible to avoid it, but the skeleton was distracted thinking about where the fishing net came from, and Wenren Xuwang was completely covered by the fishing net.

"The pink fishnet...so cheesy..."

Without even thinking about it, it was the fishing net thrown by the Miss Wu family. Now the bones can't help admiring that mere human beings have such arm strength, and once again affirmed that human beings have unlimited potential.

"You bastard, I told you not to leave! How dare you disobey my aunt's words!"

The sound came from far to near, and the skeleton walked two steps to the right, and heard the sound of a human body falling on the stone road.

Miss Wu's face was facing down, and she just hit the stone slab. Before the skeleton could laugh at whether her face had turned into a cake, a tragedy happened. Miss Wu's hydrangea—to be precise, was just a large The collar on the dog's neck just fell on the net between the skeleton and the sight of people.

"Oops...Does this count as the hydrangea received by the man, or the hydrangea received by the child!"

Pick up your uncle!

The skeleton was furious, and shook the collar to the ground with a flick. It happened that a few ants crawled through the gaps in the stone slabs and were covered by the collar, so the crowd cheered.

"Miss Wu's husband-in-law has decided! It's an ant! Congratulations!"

Watching jokes is more than sincere blessings - no!Everyone should have deliberately watched her make a fool of herself!In short, the onlookers began to applaud unkindly to congratulate Miss Wu's love affair is finally settled, and the majority of men can finally be safe.

Seeing this, Wen Renxu felt very sympathetic. After all, a beautiful girl was so insulted by people in the same city. No matter what was wrong, it would not be due to her unilateral reasons, so she struggled to get off the skeleton. I plan to help that Miss Wu family.

"Xiaowang! Don't go!"

The skeleton's resentment towards this young lady of the Wu family increased by another level, and he quickly stopped Wen Renxuwang, but said to Wen Renxuwang with pitiful eyes.

"Just pull her up, Daddy..."

"...Okay, but I will pull, you are not allowed to pull!"

With resentment, Bones stretched out his hand to Miss Wu's family, and the other party obediently stretched out his hand to hold Bones's hand. Here, I have to praise her for its beautiful hands. The palms are not too big, and the fingers are slender. No matter how you look at it, it can be called a work of art, so the anger in the skeleton's heart increased again, and he was afraid that there would be another reason to like her after hearing about her.

"Get up quickly!"

"Hehehehe..."

It was that horrible gorilla-like laughter again, Goosebumps groaned from the bones, and just about to urge it again, suddenly Miss Wu took out an iron handcuffs used by the government to arrest criminals, and clasped them in the hands of the bones. superior.

"My lord husband! You will be my lord husband from now on!"

The eldest miss of the Wu family got up from the ground with nosebleeds that flowed to her chest, her eyes were full of love, and although her face was cute, it was more of a sense of horror, and she was so frightened that she wanted to escape.

Wen Renxuwang was even more stunned, he accepted the education of Lei Feng and his wife, and knew that the word Husband meant a husband. Why did the girl he met for the first time call him Daddy Husband? faint.

"Let go of me!"

It's not that the bones can't break free from the handcuffs, it's because the handcuffs clearly reveal traces of spells. If the bones break free easily, it will definitely cause more trouble. hand, watching Miss Wu family put the other end of the handcuffs on her hand.

"You have received my hydrangea, and you are mine! Don't resist, just follow me, my lord!"

"Fuck your sister's hydrangea! Is that kind of collar a hydrangea? Besides, the first part of the quilt should be a fishing net, and the second should be an ant on the ground! You go and ask the fishnet and ant husband to go!"

"Husband, you are so cruel! You actually want someone to be a widow! But... are widowed women more attractive?"

Miss Wu, who didn't have time to wipe off the nosebleed, tried her best to make a charming expression, causing everyone around to vomit blood. Wenren Xuwang even began to question herself from the bottom of her heart, did she have a cognition just now? mistake.

"This sister...Daddy is mine! He can't be your husband!"

Miss Wu's family looked back and forth between the skeleton father and son, held their faces in both hands, and continued in a trembling voice.

"Oh, my two husbands are really cute! There are still two father and son~ The eldest husband is handsome, and the younger husband is cute~ I have earned the blessing of eight lifetimes!"

The veins on the temples of the bones were exposed, and he tried his best to restrain himself from breaking the handcuffs on his hands impulsively.

"He is my son! Not your husband!"

"Oh, I know~ If you are my husband, he will be our little baby! If he is my husband, you will be our most beloved father~"

Can you stop being so disgusting!

Skull regretted why he didn't look at the almanac before going out today, but wanted to join in the fun and watch some kites. Now that he didn't see enough kites, he was entangled by a nympho.And Wen Renxuwang looked even more aggrieved, and he also regretted which of his brains was wrong. Before, he thought this girl was cute and pitiful. Now he seems to have lost his father, not to mention, even himself. When I was sad, I started to cry softly.

Hearing Wen Renxuwang's cries, the skeletons didn't care about any troubles. They tore up the fishing net covering them, and then twisted off the handcuffs. The original back turned into a hug, facing the direction of leaving the city. about to run.

Seeing this, the crowd automatically stood on both sides to make an escape route for the skeleton, and some even took out handkerchiefs to send the skeleton to cheer them on.It's just that now the skeleton really hates whether the potential of human beings can stop exploding at this time.

Miss Wu's family desperately grabbed the skeleton's belt and the loose trousers through the robe, with terrifying strength, and the skeleton took a step before hearing a slight mournful cry from the cloth. The pants must leave him within three steps, and then there will be a tragedy of walking a bird in public.

The onlookers are also aware of this problem. No one wants to see a big man walking a bird in public. The original escape and refueling has turned into covering his face and being shy, and his bones are being pressed. Since you, Miss Wu, don't give me face, then you can't No wonder I didn't give you face, so I scolded you when I turned around.

"Dead shemale! Let go of me! Just one or two extra eggs under you, and you want to learn how women throw hydrangea balls and find a husband! Go ahead and dream!"

The eldest lady of the Wu family was shocked by the words of the bone, and finally loosened the strength in her hand. The bone quickly jumped away a few steps, away from the woman, and then looked at her shy expression and winked at the bone.

"What, she is really a cute girl! Husband, you are definitely mistaken!"

It seems that the people of Fengcheng who have known this reality for a long time rolled their eyes collectively, and then listened to the popular science of bones.

"Don't be fooled! Only men's hip bones are smaller than the sternum! Your hip bone is obviously smaller than the sternum, and you still want to dream that you are a woman? Let's have this kind of dream again in your next life!"

The young miss of the Wu family—or it should be said that the young master of the Wu family was stunned and burst into tears when he heard the words of the bones, his face was stained with snot and blood, and he began to cry.

Wen Renxuwang was puzzled by his pitiful appearance again, leaned into the skeleton's ear and asked.

"Daddy, is it too much for you to do this?"

"It's him who is too much!"

He must have done this kind of thing many times, that's why the people in the city reacted so calmly, and collectively spread their hands and said that Miss Wu's family is asking for trouble.

Just when the bones were about to run away regardless of the sympathy they heard, a man in brocade clothes came out from the crowd, looked at Miss Wu and shook his head, then saluted and apologized to the bones.

"I'm really sorry, Wu Yuezhen... the behavior of the little girl must have brought a bad impression and troubles to the two of you. Well, I will bear all the expenses you two spend in Fengcheng... that's my apology." present."

Isn't it a dog!Could it be that you also treat your son as a daughter? !

But the bones are not short of money, and of course they don't want to be reciprocated in this way, so they waved their hands and rejected Wu Yuezhen's apology.

"That's fine with the apology, but can you stop our father and son from being harassed by your... daughter?"

"Don't worry, I will definitely..."

Wu Yuezhen looked at the Miss Wu family who was still looking pitiful and wanted to get close to the skeleton, sighed, and continued.

"I will do my best next time..."

Hello!It's the same as saying nothing!

To the skeleton's comfort, Wu Yuezhen's servants tied up their young lady and went home. The people in Fengcheng watched the excitement and laughed. It was as if this farce had never happened. People's desires are even weaker.

In the end, thinking that they should be fine anyway, the two returned to the inn, intending to leave Fengcheng early tomorrow morning as originally planned.

158 marriage proposal

Wu Yuezhen's guarantee is indeed the same as if he didn't say anything.

In the middle of the night, Skeleton was awakened by a bad premonition, and looked towards the door. As expected, that annoying guy who read as Miss Wu family came, but was actually the young master of Wu family.

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