Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

No wonder he was so stupid, he threw the jerky out of the bracelet into the distance, and Lei Feng yelled and rushed over with lightning speed, biting the jerky and eating it while running back.

"Hey! Octopus father and son, your craftsmanship is really good, this jerky tastes really good!"

"If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll take you to a takoyaki!"

Lei Feng blinked his shining eyes, and almost grew a tail to swing at the bones.

"What is takoyaki? It sounds delicious! Is Mr. Octopus going to make it for me from his own body? It's best not to take it from a small octopus! Although the meat will definitely be more tender, I can't bear it. "

Wen Renxuwang got angry, he held up the twig he picked up from the ground and yanked it at Lei Feng, even though the branch was small and soft, Wen Renxuwang was also a small one with no strength at all, but that It was really painful when the branch hit someone's body. Lei Feng was hit on the back a few times, and when he took off his clothes, he turned red.

"Little octopus... You are such a small doll to be so ruthless... Are you human! Wait, you are a little octopus, what am I talking about? Upside down...Ah! Old man Octopus don't hang me up! I'm full and I'll spit it out!"

The skeleton who originally wanted to hang this gibberish idiot up, heard what he said, and was afraid that he would really spit out something disgusting, so he simply whipped him a few times with his tentacles to relieve his hatred.

"Xiaowang ignore him, he is an idiot."

"Old octopus, don't you want to know why I want to kill you?"

"In no mood!"

"Old octopus, aren't you afraid that people will ambush you and the little octopus in the future?"

"Bastard! Xiao Wang and Die Die are not octopuses!"

"Old octopus, little octopus, don't you worry about being caught to make that delicious takoyaki?"

God!What annoyance!What is chatter!The bones and Wen Renxuwang had seen it today, and the father and son covered their ears not to listen to him nagging, so they listened to Lei Feng talking on his own.

"Actually, I am the hero Lei Feng, nicknamed Cang Lei! A while ago, I got the approval from my family to officially leave the capital and prepare to create a bloody storm in the rivers and lakes! Wait...it seems that it shouldn't be used. This word... Well, forget it, anyway, I want to become a hero praised by everyone! Add another one to the great achievements of the Lei family."

"So I used my own money to purchase travel equipment, including...the sword you said I was cheated...I..."

The skeleton was too lazy to listen to his long speech, so he and Wen Renxuwang threw stones at him to ask him to explain the main points, and saw that Lei Feng not only didn't feel ashamed, but said with great pride that his life was a book that was admired by others. books!There are inseparable points everywhere, so I just continued to chat.

After Lei Feng finished speaking, he helped an old lady cross the single-plank bridge, helped a child tie up his pants, helped an old man who lost his tooth find and put his tooth back, and so on, and finally said The reason why he wanted to kill the skeleton.

"I passed by a small town a while ago, and I heard them say that a man with a pretty face like yours snatched a child who looked like a jade ball as his son, and they wanted to save that child, but they were no match for you , You also grew wings and flew away, and you couldn’t even catch up, so entrusted by the common people, I, who is wise and mighty, embarked on a journey to find you and rescue the little baby.”

"Finally, hard work paid off. After 81 hardships, I donated clothes to poor children. That child was so poor. He was wearing crotch pants and couldn't talk. Food was also given because the charity was too poor and he wanted to lose weight. A woman who has an excuse not to eat. No matter how hard the process is, I finally found you!"

Hello!This slot is a little bit more!Isn't it normal for children who can't speak to wear crotch pants?And that woman must be losing weight!You actually force a woman to eat food during the weight loss period, and you think you have good intentions, are you still a human being!

Because of this, Wenren Xuwang and Gu Gu believed that Lei Feng was mentally ill.

Of course, Lei Feng's eloquent speech continued, his nose was as high as the sky, and he said in a very proud tone.

"It's a good thing that you guys met me, Hero Lei! I've always been sharp-eyed, and I can tell from the food you cook that you are a good person, Old Octopus. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to make such delicious steamed stuffed buns!"

"And looking at the interaction between you and the little octopus, you can also be sure that you are really two father and son, and you both look the same handsome. Don't worry, as long as you offer more food to Daxia Lei, you will not only get my octopus. Canglei's chivalrous autographs, and he can also be cleared of the crime of abducting and trafficking children! See how kind I am to you, old octopus.

Don't... If it wasn't for the fact that it was getting late and Wenren Xuwang was tired, and it really wasn't suitable to show the power of the magic horse in front of outsiders, the bones would have taken Wenren Xuwang away from the noise and ran away.

Lei Feng patted the stone excitedly, never remembering that his right hand was torn off the joint by the bone, and he screamed in pain instantly, and he still didn't forget to ask the bone.

"Old octopus, why don't you hurry up and offer it with pen and ink! The signature of this hero is hard to buy! Within ten years, the price of my signature will definitely increase ten times or twenty times!"

"Get away from me! Why do you want pens and inks from me!"

"Because you are an octopus and have ink!"

"I said it all! Xiao Wang and Die Die are not octopuses!"

"Well, forget it. Anyway, I still have a spare pen and ink."

Speaking of which, Lei Feng took out a portable writing brush, which was bought by the bones and wolves in order to collect money from humans. It has become a fashion in the hands of all literati for the past three years, and it is sold at a very high price. Unexpectedly, this kid actually If I have spare money, I can afford this brush.

Then what was even more unexpected was that he actually carried a diary with him, and recorded everything that was not true in small letters with a very serious expression.

"Today, I finally found the little boy who was wronged for stealing the child, but he didn't steal the child, but he was really the father of the child. I don't know which store's oiran the child's mother is, which made the child appear. It ended up so beautifully. So under the complaints of the father and son with snot and tears, I finally understood that the reason why those people said that the boy stole the child was to let the boy return to the small hall as the top card! The child will be trained as the next red card !"

"The so-called escape by growing wings is actually a method of using a large kite to escape with the help of the wind."

"It's a treasonous thing to separate father and son! So Cang Lei attacked! I promised to help them escape to the ends of the earth and live a happy life. Jingren's awakening promises that as long as I go to them, they will definitely treat me like a VIP!"

"But I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do, and paying them back. I'm a hero! How can I be overwhelmed by the mere VIP treatment, so I said, you just need to provide me with food."

"The father and son were so moved that they wept bitterly, took my hand to thank them, and asked for my name."

"It's a bit too much to leave a name for doing good deeds, so I just replied shyly, I'm just a knight of Cang Lei, these things are what I should do, as long as you live a happy and healthy life in the future !"

"The father and son were once again moved by my chivalrous spirit. After greeting me for dinner, they sent me away with tears in their eyes. The setting sun against my back is very broad, and I understand the greatness of chivalrous spirit even more!"

"From now on, I will still be a hero respected by everyone!"

Wen Renxu looked at what Lei Feng read in a low voice, shuddered, hid in the skeleton's arms, and asked the skeleton in horror.

"Diecha, what is that idiot talking about... This is the scariest story Xiao Wang has ever heard... and the writing is so bad..."

The bones realized that something was wrong, squinted at the horse that was not far away, and asked Lei Feng to make sure that his guess was correct.

"What are you... doing?"

"Write a diary!"

Lei Feng's eyes shone even brighter, even Qi Xingxing couldn't match his brilliance.

"Today is a very meaningful day. I recorded all the good things I did on it! I also wrote the things about you and your son on it! Don't worry, I have seen through the truth of the incident. The thing about you being an octopus was suppressed. I flexibly concealed it. The information I left will definitely not cause trouble to your future lives, look how good I am ~ ahahaha!"

Lei Feng, who hadn't finished laughing, was kicked to the ground by Bones, kicked hard on his butt a few times, and yelled a lot.

"I'm going to tear up your diary! What the hell are you making up! You didn't tell the truth at all! You even said that I'm a badass, and my son will be trained to be a red card!"

"Are you supposed to be a good-looking boy who is taken care of by men and women? I'm just telling the truth, who told you that you are so handsome! Not being a good-looking boy is not enough for the common people... and you dare to say that no one hit your son's mind, I just thought of abducting him and selling him into a small shop, as a red card!"

"Diedie, what is the red card? What is the Xiaoguan Pavilion?"

"Good question, kid! This hero answers you with a willingness to help others. It's the place where men and men have sex~ Do you want to know what sex is? It's just... ouch! My waist! "

Lei Feng was beaten and kicked by the bones again, and the bones really didn't know what he had suffered. After becoming the enemy of the common people inexplicably, he met this ghost again!