Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

"Give you time for a cup of tea! Hurry up and roll as far as you can!"

Lei Feng rubbed his waist and said reluctantly to the bones.

"There are so many rocks on the ground, I can't roll!"

The fan in his arms suddenly seemed to have a consciousness of its own, got out, and slammed Lei Feng's stamina hard, and the world finally became quiet.

"I'm sorry... On behalf of my master, I apologize to both of you..."

Wen Renxuwang didn't expect the fan to speak, and hurriedly hid behind the still furious skeleton.Skeleton took a closer look, and couldn't say anything other than you.

145 Luoxiao fan

With self-awareness, the fan that knocked out its master floated in the air, unfolded by itself, emitting a light blue light.

On the white fan made of high-quality materials, there is a landscape painting of clouds and mists. I don’t know which master’s craftsmanship it came from. Just looking at it makes people want to find the landscape in the painting and experience it for themselves. magnificent.

At this moment, the clouds and mist surrounding the mountains and rivers dispersed, and slowly, a figure appeared from between the mountains and waters. The figure was getting closer and closer, and a coquettish man in white walked out of the painting and stepped on the ground Then, he took the fan back into his hand and bowed his hands to the skeleton, saying helplessly.

"Don't come here unharmed, Lord Skeleton."

Not an acquaintance, but the bones could not forget the existence of this person, he took Wen Renxu Wang to his side and hugged him tightly before replying.

"Long time no see, Mr. Luo Xiaoshan."

Luo Xiaofan still remembered himself when he saw the skeleton, and his originally extremely nervous expression was considered to be a little relaxed.

"It's been a long time since I've seen Mr. Bones. Counting it, it's been more than 200 years since my death. My bones have already melted away, but Mr. Bones is still a good-looking talent. This child's body is exactly that child's body, right?"

Skull stopped Luo Xiaoshan from continuing with his eyes, Luo Xiaoshan was not a person ignorant of current affairs, so he quickly shut up and apologized to Skeleton again.

"Sorry, Luo Mou talked too much."

Wen Renxuwang didn't know why the bone had lost its temper at Luo Xiaofan just now, but he liked the person who ran out of the fan very much, and whispered to the bone.

"Diedie, this sister is so beautiful, even more beautiful than Aunt Miyou!"

Luo Xiao fan folded the fan, lifted Wen Ren Xuwang's chin like a romantic literati, and teased.

"It's really an honor for Luo to be praised for being beautiful, but Luo is a real man, you can also call me brother."

"So how old are you?"

"Well, counting Yangshou and Yinshou, Luo is 250 years old."

"Ah! Two hundred and five! Diode, this person is two hundred and five! Didn't you say that two hundred and five means an idiot? Diode, he is an idiot!"

"Wait...that's not what I meant..."

"Diedie, he is so old, he still dares to call himself brother! Yu Feng Shushu is less than 20 years old and Xiaowang should be called Shushu, so what should this person Xiaowang be called? Old lady?"

Skull laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back, sweeping away the depression caused by Lei Feng's random fabrications.

In fact, this Luo Xiaoshan was the one who helped him determine that the little fox was no longer alive and had already gone to reincarnate.Because the other party knew about the soul domain, which he was least good at, he didn't know how to get along with him, and he had a little bit of respect for him.

Back then, Luo Xiaoshan knew that he could see the secrets of heaven, his lifespan would be damaged, and he would go to the underworld early, so he simply exchanged terms with the bones, found this fan only owned by the god who created the world, and told the bones about the little fox's life. News, and then relying on the guardian of the bones, quietly transferred the soul to the fan, but lied to the bones that the other person was already dead, and lived freely with the world, and went to visit the mountains and rivers.

In other words, as long as the fan is not broken, Luo Xiaofan can live forever.

"Master Bones, your son is really lively! Especially the eyes are so good, the ears are so good! I already said that I am a man! You still call me an old lady! Can't you tell that I have no breasts!"

The skeleton coughed, and answered very seriously.

"There are still many flat-chested women in this world, but they are not as beautiful as you..."

"According to what you say, should I feel honored?!"

"It really should be like this. Didn't you take pride in your beauty before? You lied to me so badly! Your disciples could tell me back then that you had already gone west. What happened? The person standing in front of me now Who is it?"

Luo Xiao fan coughed a few times, and didn't intend to bring up this topic again, but Wen Renxu was unhappy.

The man who came out of the fan and was prettier than a woman was actually an old acquaintance with his father. Even though his thoughts have all degenerated into those of a child, the jealousy that exists in human beings is still there.

He pouted, from admiration at Luo Xiaoshan's beauty to disgust, he mumbled while hugging the skeleton's arm.

"Diecha! Let's go, let's go! They are all bad guys! Lei Feng makes up random stories, Luo Xiao fan is neither male nor female!"

Luo Xiaoshan didn't expect the child to have such strong jealousy, he hugged the other arm of the skeleton with six parts of teasing, three parts of revenge, and one part of resentment.

"Master Bones, this child really has no face. Judging by the weather, it's time for the child to go to bed. Let him go back to sleep. We adults still have things to do."

Skull was covered in goosebumps by Luo Xiaoshan's winking eyes. He quickly shook off Luo Xiaoshan's hand, hugged Wen Renxu who felt he had won, and took three steps back.

"I'll talk about the old days later. It's just Luo Xiaofan, aren't you going to explain why you're with this idiot?"

Skeleton pointed to Lei Feng who was still lying on the ground and didn't wake up, and stepped on his feet again in bewilderment. Luo Xiaoshan also felt ashamed, and explained while covering his face.

"About 30 years ago, I went to play in an ancient tomb. When I was tired, I returned to the fan to rest. As a result, the tomb thief stole it as a funeral object and sold it to an antique dealer... Originally because of the price It was too expensive and no one bought me. I was tired and planned to rest for a few years. I just fell asleep and woke up exactly 16 years ago. I bought such an expensive one not as a collection, but as a catch for this bastard!"

"It's a good thing he has a good eye. I was the first one to catch me. I thought this was the end of the matter, and the local tyrant's Lei family did another thing that made me unable to calm my anger! They--they gave me to this little bastard As a birthday gift!"

Luo Xiaofan accused the Lei family of being stupid!He couldn't recognize his residence as an ancient treasure, so he gave it to a furry child like this, and since then he has never left Lei Feng, was hugged and bitten by Lei Feng every day, and even watched Lei Feng grow into a child with that kind of personality.

Even though there were still many things to ask, it was not good for the bones to ask Luo Xiaoshan in front of Wen Xuwang, so he had to make a joke along the topic.

"Lei Feng has become the fool he is now. Could it be that you beat him up since he was a child?"

Luo Xiaoshan was silent for a while, turned his face away, and faltered for a long time before speaking.

"Who told him to bite me without brushing his teeth! What's more! What's even worse is that Lei Feng used me to scratch his ass! This is absolutely unbearable! So...so I did beat him several times But it's definitely not my responsibility that he became the fool he is now! It's his own crookedness! I didn't leave him because of guilt!"

Hearing that the topic was brought up to Lei Feng, Wen Renxuwang fell into a doze. The big chatterbox is still asleep on the ground, and no one can guarantee that when someone praises him, he will immediately jump up to show off his might, and the little one It was indeed time for the child to go to bed. Wen Renxu yawned and climbed into the carriage to sleep. Before going to bed, he gave Luo Xiao a special look before falling asleep peacefully under the goodnight kiss of Bones.

The interaction between the father and son drew a sarcastic smile from Luo Xiaofan.

"I don't know, I thought you two were lovers!"

The bones didn't refute Luo Xiaoshan's words, so Luo Xiaoshan laughed even more.

"Isn't it? I really guessed right! Mr. Bones, you are really incredible."

Using the fan to cover the bones' ears, Luo Xiao fan lowered his voice to deliberately arouse the bones' interest.

"Then, Mr. Bones, do you want to know who is living in this child's body?"

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Luo Xiaofan squinted his eyes and smiled like a fox, and the cold snort of the skeleton to him was just a play to his ears.

From the moment he met the skeleton, Luo Xiaofan knew that this monster was not as simple as it appeared on the outside. He thought he was the only person in this world who could penetrate the realm of the soul, but he had to admit that he did not In other fields that he is good at, only this man can break through.

"Want to know? Who is the soul that lives in this body?"

"Master Bones, don't look at me with that kind of eyes, I know you don't like me telling you what's on your mind, but the current matter is related to my future, if I don't take the initiative to bring it up, you can't take the initiative to speak to me Bar?"

Yes, Luo Xiaofan understands the biggest weakness of this monster in front of him best, that is, he always keeps his true feelings in his heart and doesn't speak out.He still remembered that when he first met him, Skeleton was unwilling to express anything except a face of ice cubes and a few very short words. If he wanted him to take the initiative to ask himself, it would be better to ask the other party's heartbeat first. It is more beneficial for you to negotiate the price later.

To outsiders, the most important thing Mr. Skeleton had before and now is just the body of the little fox.no one knows that