Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Stack, this looks like a transparent stone made by Uncle Wolf. "

"It's red glass. It's made of sand. When it's fired, red pigment is added. It's like this. It's not red pomegranate."

"Diedie, this one doesn't look like gold either, gold is golden."

"One hundred percent is brass. You must know that the difference between the price of brass and gold is not a single-digit price."

The father and son looked at the man again, and became very pitiful. This guy is just a fool who was played around by profiteers. He spent so much money to buy this junk thing, and he has the nerve to show it off every day.

And that person thought about it carefully, and realized that something was wrong. After realizing that he had been deceived, he punched the earth hard, and then rolled around on the ground holding his two painful hands again in pain.

Anyway, this person was not threatening, and the skeleton kindly connected his arm back, and continued to ask.

"Poor thing, why did you attack me?"

"You are a poor man! Your whole family is a poor man! A big octopus that has been boiled and is still extraordinarily elastic!"

As he spoke, the man's stomach gurgled, and even through the light black veil, he could clearly feel his blushing. Skeleton took out the over-made steamed stuffed bun and handed it to the man.

"Is it inside the octopus?"

"The octopus sinks into your head!"

The steamed stuffed bun stuffed directly into that nonsensical mouth, Wen Renxuwang was amused by the man's pitiful appearance, and laughed happily.

"Diecha is not an octopus! He is a very great existence!"

"Why does Na have rough harvest! (Then why does it have tentacles!)"

The man quickly swallowed the bun, which was obviously much bigger than his mouth, while asking Wen Ren Xuwang.

"Hmph, Xiao Wang is too lazy to tell you this hungry ghost, isn't he?"

The man finished eating the steamed stuffed bun in two or three strokes, wiped the drool from his mouth and got up on the spot.

"I'm finally saved. I haven't eaten for three days. I'm starving to death..."

Skeleton looked at the man up and down. Apart from the night clothes and the veil, all he had was the sword and the familiar fan in his arms. He didn't look like he was going deep into the woods to hunt down monsters. When the bones asked, the man told what had happened to him.

"For the sake of that bun, I won't kill you tonight, but if you want to know why I want to kill you, you must give me more food!"

Yo, the price is still sitting on the ground, and the bones don't intend to pay attention to him, but after Wen Renxuwang heard what he said, he took out all the remaining buns and dumplings, luring the mouth to stop talking, and moved out the bones to meditate Prepared seasoning dish to set aside.

"If you tell all of them to Die Die, Xiao Wang will eat them for you."

"But Xiao Wang, didn't you say you wanted to keep these for supper?"

"Diedie's work is more important, and if he knows, he can also buy buns instead of doing it himself."

The man saw that the atmosphere between the skeleton father and son was harmonious, and he didn't know whether it was intentional or careless, so he whispered.

"How good it is to make it yourself, cut off the tentacles and you can make octopus tentacles dumplings, octopus tentacles buns... Whoops!"

The skeleton didn't want to be said to be an octopus. With a hook from the tentacles on the ground, the man who was about to reach for the dumplings was hung upside down on the tree, and he deliberately showed a teasing expression to scare him.

"You know, hanging upside down from a tree will cause the blood from the whole body to flow into the brain."

"It only takes one day, and you will die because of the blood filling your brain. It's not a good feeling. Especially if you are still very hungry, you can only die as a poor starving ghost."

The man shook desperately, trying in vain to break free from the tentacles that were tightly bound him, only to see the skeleton holding dumplings, and the seasoning that looked delicious at first glance was placed directly under his head, and he could smell the aroma of meat dumplings, meat dumplings, It made his saliva flow unstoppably, but he couldn't get enough to eat no matter what, so he had to worry.

"Let me go! Let me go! Give me something to eat! Give me something to eat!"

"Why do you want it, I have to give it to you."

The man simply let his saliva drip down and flow onto the dumplings.

"Then you don't even want to eat it!"

Wen Renxuwang obviously couldn't accept such a disgusting scene, so he groaned and hid in the car. The skeleton was also disgusted by the hungry ghost, so he raised his foot and kicked him in the stomach.

"Don't worry! Even if we throw away all the food and feed it to the worms, we won't give it to you, this disgusting ghost! Otherwise, there will be a lot of worms in the summer night. You said I should twist their heads off and feed you." Eat it, or send you to them to eat?"

"Diecha, both are terrifying...don't don't..."

Wen Renxuwang was trembling in the car with fright, but on the contrary, the man became happy when he heard that he was going to eat worms.

"Eating insects is good! When my hometown was plagued by locusts, didn't I survive by eating locusts! Come on, serve the uncle and I will eat insects!"

Skull's eyelids twitched a few times, he had seen what it meant to push his nose up.

"Sorry, I think I like the latter better, I will feed you to worms."

As he spoke, he took out a little spice and sprinkled it on the man's nose, and suddenly the man's mind appeared to be hanging upside down in the pit full of black beetles, those densely packed, creepy carnivores The beetles crawled all over his body, and the sharp sawtooths tore at his flesh. The blood left from the wound was left in his eyes. The fear of death filled his mind, but even his mouth was covered with worms. , he could not shout.

This time he was dead, the man shook in fear, trying to shake off the bugs, the hunger and the pain of being bitten by bugs were too terrible, he simply chewed the beetle in his mouth.

Since you want to kill me and eat me, I, who is also hungry now, will not let you live!I want to eat you too!

This is the path he chose in a desperate situation.

The skeleton reluctantly dispersed the incense, and the man who escaped from the illusion found that he was still in place, and the beetles that had bitten him had all disappeared, and he was so surprised that he could not speak.I felt like I was being let down from the tree.

"As far as the desire to survive, I still admire you very much. Hurry up and deal with the food you soiled, and go where you should go."

The man who still had an appetite took off his veil and ate the dumplings three times. Finally, he remembered that he hadn’t made any seasoning, so he poured the seasoning into his mouth, shouting loudly, and finally came alive. Satisfied abdomen.

"Hey, Mr. Octopus, you don't look as bad as those ordinary people say? What did you do to them? They begged people to kill you."

"I don't know..."

When I think of those ordinary people who treat me very differently, my bones feel aggrieved.

Back when he dressed like a Hanako, he was able to win the favor of ordinary people with his handsome face. Not only did he buy one get one free, but he also got special prices.

But now...things are different, not only are they treated as monsters, they are chased and killed by ignorant human beings, and they have been trying to snatch Wenren Xuwang away from the skeleton.

"Give me something to eat, and I'll tell you!"

The man's eyes were extremely shining, which could only be regarded as an ordinary appearance, but they were extraordinarily lively, but his behavior was really speechless, and Wen Renxu pointed at him and asked about the bones.

"Diechao, what's wrong with that person's mind?"

With the bones on his forehead, he replied very positively.

"Obviously there is a string missing in the brain."

144 Cang Lei's Hero

The man with a missing string in his brain patted his chest and introduced himself.

"Old octopus monster, hello little octopus monster! My name is Lei Feng! The Lei family in the capital is a well-known family, and our lords are most famous for their chivalry and righteousness."

"That's right, I, Lei Feng, am the seventh-generation eldest grandson of the Lei family! Everyone in the capital knows my name!"

"If you see the Lei family's ancestral hall in a certain village or town, don't doubt it, it is someone our Lei family has rescued, and it was specially built to enshrine our family in order to prolong our family's life!"

The man who wrote all over his face that I, Lei Feng, is amazing, come and worship me, did not arouse the interest of the bones at all, Wen Renxuwang even yawned, and quietly moved to the side of the bones to comment on Lei Feng's self-introduction: .

"Diedie, is he an idiot? Yu Feng Shushu said that a person who exaggerates himself too much, but actually has no strength at all is an idiot."

Skeleton rarely agreed with Yu Feng's statement, and glanced at Lei Feng with obvious teasing eyes.

"Yeah, with such an IQ, three generations of close relatives would marry such a genius! I'm really worried about his family's offspring."

After hearing what the bones said, Lei Feng hugged his head and shouted.

"How did you know my secret!"

The bones and Wen Renxuwang were startled by his yelling, and they watched Lei Feng dancing and muttering.

"My mother is actually not my current mother, that is, my biological mother is actually my father's cousin! My mother passed away after giving birth to me, and my father just married my current mother, let alone...my younger brothers and sisters It is indeed much stronger than me, but I am far beyond their geniuses in martial arts, hahahaha! I am a genius!"

In this era, some people have suggested that the marriage of close relatives within three generations may affect the child's intellectual development. Obviously, Lei Feng is the result of his biological parents ignoring that theory. The overlapping defective genes caused his brain to collapse. bad.

Bones muttering