I!Nine tailed fox

Before Shen Gongbao could react, the miniature version of Chu Qilin with the big stick bone in his mouth had already rushed back happily. He threw the big stick bone in front of Shen Gongbao, and then licked him wildly.

Shen Gongbao was drool all over his body, and he had no choice but to comfort Chu Qilin while throwing the big stick bone out heavily.

Both Tu Shanlan and Hongjun held back their smiles and turned their heads away.

"No, wait a minute, these three are my patriarchs, there are three of my patriarchs?"

"There are all three, but there is only one of your ancestors, and that is the ancestor Hongjun." Tu Shanlan explained, afraid that he would not understand, so he said, "The three-body same shape is his form of expression, so he fights The horse crane is always missing one of three."

After he finished speaking, he felt that Shen Gongbao might not be able to understand it even more. Unexpectedly, Shen Gongbao clasped his hands, looked at Patriarch Hongjun with an expression of "I see, I understand", then suddenly bent his legs and knelt down like a Sonorous and forceful: "Patriarchs and grandpas! I am your grandson!"

Ancestor Hongjun looked at Tu Shanlan, and Tu Shanlan introduced to him: "Just say that this is the apprentice you accepted—the direct disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun."

Hongjun shook his bong, looked at Shen Gongbao and said, "My kid can tame my puppy, he's pretty good at it!"

Tu Shanlan coughed twice, leaned over and whispered: "This guy's luck is at the level of the European Emperor, you know."

"Oh?" Hongjun became interested, "This is interesting. Speaking of which, the exquisite heart with seven apertures is also on you, right?"

Shen Gongbao hastily took out the exquisite heart with seven apertures and offered it with both hands: "Exactly, patriarchs!"

Hongjun looked at Tu Shanlan, who was feeling a little uncomfortable beside him, reached out to take the Qiqiao Linglong Heart, and then put a bead in Shen Gongbao's hand: "I'll exchange this bead with you, would you like it?"

Shen Gongbao was excited for a while: "Grandpa Patriarch said something to change, you just need to take it away, don't be polite to me!"

Hongjun said, "Give me back the pearl?"

Shen Gongbao took the bead, his eyes lit up and said: "Thank you, Grandpa Patriarch, for rewarding the artifact. Grandpa, tell me, what is the name of this bead?"

"No name, think for yourself."

Shen Gongbao looked left and right, nodded happily and said, "Then I must give him a domineering name, or let him open the dzi bead?!"

"Grandpa, how do I use my dzi bead..." When he looked up, he found that Patriarch Hongjun had disappeared, and only Tu Shanlan was left looking at him speechlessly.

"Where's my grandfather?"

"You are quite good at making friends." From Patriarch to Patriarch to Grandpa, and then to Grandpa, Tu Shanlan glanced at him, "He promised to help me save Emperor Star, and now he has gone back."

Before leaving, the three of them gathered around and rubbed Tu Shanlan's face, waist, tail, thighs, and buttocks, hugged him and took a big breath, then walked away with a smirk as if he had taken advantage of it up.

Treat him like a cat, this is an old and disrespectful guy!

"Think about it again? You know that our innate gods can be male or female, but gods can be monsters. If you are willing to stay, I will be a fox for you."

"roll roll roll!"

……

Shen Gongbao put away the precious beads, looked around for a while and said, "Why is Chu Qilin missing?"

"Patriarch Hongjun is gone, you still expect his dog to play with you all the time!" Tu Shanlan said with a smile, "Let's go, we should go back too."

However, ancestor Hongjun took Shen Gongbao's Qiqiao Linglong Heart, and Shen Gongbao would not be able to threaten him from now on. The old guy still has a bit of conscience, so let him suck it.

The two returned to Chaoge again. On the way, Shen Gongbao kept asking Tu Shanlan how to use the bead, and Tu Shanlan said: "If something happens, just throw it away, what to do with so many thoughts!" So Shen Gongbao took the Kaitian bead and went back satisfied. Tu Shanlan withdrew from the state of a god and returned to Shouxian Palace, but just as he got up with his forehead supported, Yin Shou beside him opened his eyes all of a sudden.

The two looked at each other for a while.

"you're awake?"

Tu Shanlan let out a "hmm", and was about to get up, Yin Shou hurriedly helped him up, and made the pillow behind him into a cushion for Tu Shanlan to lean on.

"Feel good?"

"Thanks to your majesty, there is no serious problem."

"That's great. Seeing how much blood you vomited just now, the widow is so scared that I'm going to lose you." Yin Shou held Tu Shanlan's hand, hugged him and kissed his forehead, then touched his face, When he was about to kiss his mouth, Tu Shanlan raised his hand to cover it, "Your Majesty, look clearly, I am a man right now."

"The widow has said long ago that it doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman, the widow only wants the real you."

Tu Shanlan smiled helplessly and said, "Does your lord always remember meeting me?"

"At first I was a bit confused, I always felt like I was dreaming, and then the dream became clearer and more real, until you told the widow that you would not have children, all the dreams and reality merged at once, The widow completely remembered it; after that, the widow sent someone to Jizhou Hou Suhu to ask for a portrait of Daji, and found that you looked completely different from the Daji in the painting, so the widow was sure that you were not the real Daji."

"So that's how it is." So he partnered with Shen Gongbao to perform this good show.

"But there is one thing I don't understand," Yin Shou caressed Tu Shanlan's cheek, "Why did Ziwei Xing say that the widow never got you?"

Tu Shanlan thumped slightly, then waved his hands and said, "Don't take what a man says because of jealousy."

"Then what kind of relationship do you have with him? Where did you go when you disappeared for a month?"

"I went to redeem the king. Ziweixing is the symbol of the emperor. The king tortured and killed him once. I saved his nine purple Yuanling, but the two princes strangled his Yuanling again. These are serious crimes that need to be punished by heaven. If I don't save him, I'm afraid that the heavens will strike Dashang, and when the time comes, his life will be devastated and it will be difficult to deal with it."

"I didn't expect the beauty to be so considerate of the widow." Tu Shanlan said very sincerely. Yin Shou was in the arms of the beauty at this time, so he believed him unconditionally without even thinking about it. "From now on, you don't have to pretend to be Daji. The widow has already told everyone in the palace not to reveal it." Your true identity, if someone dares to talk to you, they will kill you without mercy! You are you, no longer someone else."

After saying that, he got up suddenly, looked at Tu Shanlan and said, "You should take good care of your illness during this period, and the widow will not force you. When you recover well, we will have a long life."

"The widow is about to go to court, the beauty should rest for a while."

After speaking, he left Shouxian Palace.

Tu Shanlan's mind was buzzing loudly, and the four words "the future will last forever" kept scrolling and playing in his mind...

He was a little annoyed and thought, it's over, the books I read before are no longer available, what will happen to men and men?I have no experience at all, where can I search for illusions?The more he thought about it, the sadder he became, and he lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

Later, he was woken up by the chirping of two little demons. When he opened his eyes, he saw Wang Yuer and Hu Ximei sitting beside him.

"Lingzun, you are awake, we both watched here... No, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"

Tu Shanlan rubbed his eyes and sat up, looking at the two with a bewildered expression, "Really?"

The two looked at Tu Shanlan's astonished appearance: "Lingzun, why, how is your appearance better than before..."

"Yeah, that's what adulthood looks like. You two should be more self-restraining, and don't squeeze your body against me."

Hu Ximei rubbed her blushing cheeks, tried her best to remain calm and asked, "Your Majesty already knows your true identity?"

"Yes, and he said that I will not be allowed to change back to Daji in the future." Tu Shanlan yawned, and raised his head helplessly, "I have a headache right now."

"What's the matter?"

Tu Shanlan said solemnly: "Although I have lived for tens of thousands of years, I have never studied how men have sex with men. In the future, I don't know how to release illusions to the king."

The two little demons glanced at each other, and suddenly became excited and said: "Ancestor, you are asking the right person, we are familiar with this matter!"

"what?"

"Ah what, ancestor!" Wang Yu'er said excitedly, "Looking at your appearance, figure, and temperament, you will definitely be suppressed, so don't think about repressing it!"

"What?"

"Ah, that is to say, you just have to wait to be attacked by the king, and you can just lie flat and let him pick you up!" Hu Ximei said happily, "When I think of that scene, I can't help but want to stay under your bed and watch!"

"what?"

"Ancestor, if you want to understand more clearly, our sisters have a lot of collections of male and female picture books, which will definitely let you understand the mysteries in a simple way!"

Tu Shanlan touched his chin: "You can have this, but you two are obviously female monsters, why are you so interested in men and women?"

Hu Ximei raised her hands and said happily, "This is indescribable!"

Wang Yu'er nodded and said: "Actually, you don't know, we often think about the scene where you have a relationship with Emperor Xing, and I feel like I'm going to get angry just by thinking about it!" Ah, the supplementary wind of the fan.

"Ah, that's right, you two have been on the scene for so long, didn't it happen once? Didn't you often molested Emperor Xing when you saw your ancestors? We thought you were very experienced in this matter!"

"What are you thinking, we have always been very serious!" Although it seemed that he wanted to do something a few times?Besides, molesting is molesting, actual combat is actual combat, the nature is different, okay!

Wang Yu'er was puzzled and said: "But I see, Master Dixing likes you so much, ancestor, that he couldn't resist not going up? I voluntarily quit your ancestor's Liuyanshui building in order to create a two-person world for you two. ! So he doesn't take the chance?"

"..."

"Could it be that Master Dixing can't do it?"

Tu Shanlan was stunned for a moment, blinking his bright eyes: "No way?"

Hu Ximei gave a "tsk" sound: "Just don't lift it!"

"..."

Seeing that Tu Shanlan didn't refute, the two little demons talked for half a stick about the issue of whether to lift or not, and finally came to a conclusion: Even if the emperor star doesn't lift, it's okay, the ancestor can counterattack!The peerless beauty attack and the weak heavenly emperor are also very good, isn't it!

So under the influence of the two sisters, Tu Shanlan got a general idea of ​​what men and women do. Afterwards, the two little ones brought a bunch of private possessions, and Tu Shanlan put them all beautifully into Liuyan Shuizhu. He thought it was okay Yin Shou said that this period of time allowed him to heal his injuries, otherwise he really would have no choice but to release the colored illusion to ease the situation, which can be regarded as a great help!

"Ah, yes, there is one more thing!"

The two little ones looked back at Tu Shanlan.

"The new national teacher, Shen Gongbao, thinks I'm here to help merchants. If you meet him, don't let him slip your mouth."