I!Nine tailed fox

When Ziwei Dixing woke up, he found himself in a smoky room, and there were three people with their backs to him, beating him violently.Di Xing lowered his head and glanced at the body that had recovered from his deity, then at the guy in front of him who was slapping the horse-sling, hesitantly said: "Patriarch Hongjun?"

"Yo, Master Xing is awake?" Patriarch Hongjun touched a card, checked the card with his fingertips with his eyes half downcast, and then played the card out of luck, "Tsk tsk, it's another stinky card."

Another ancestor Hongjun who was sitting opposite him yelled "Bang!"

Ziwei Dixing looked puzzled: "Why am I here... Shouldn't I be with Ah Ying?"

"Aying? Do you call that stinky fox Aying?" Hongjun laughed, "He sent you to my place for treatment, and then he ran away. Xingjun is the emperor of heaven, could it be that he was cheated by that fox? color?"

"Treat the wound? What about A Ying, is he also injured?"

While playing cards, Hongjun casually replied: "He's not bad, after all, the Taoism of tens of thousands of years is there. It's you, who was almost wiped out by that exquisite heart. Fortunately, the fox came quickly."

"The Exquisite Heart with Seven Apertures?" He recalled the moment when he came out of the interior scene, the golden object on the top, "Why does the Exquisite Heart with Seven Apertures work on me?"

Hongjun held the cards in his hand and paused, the three of them looked back at Emperor Xing together, and they all smiled in surprise: "It turns out that you don't know about Xingjun, so I can't say it anymore, after talking about it, the fox Time to bite."

Ziwei Dixing rubbed his head, got up a little tired and said, "I'm going back to find Aying."

Hongjun took a puff of his pipe, and said unhurriedly: "When you leave my dojo now, you will lose your body and soul immediately. Mr. Xing should not let down that fox's good intentions. He is also rare. one trip."

Ziwei Dixing walked a few steps precariously: "I'm very worried if I can't see Aying."

"That's not easy. What angle does Xingjun want?" Hongjun smiled and knocked on the bong. In an instant, various parts of the whole room showed Tu Shanlan seen from different angles one after the other, some from the front and some from the left side , there are right side, directly above, right oblique, left oblique... In short, there are all kinds of angles, and the clarity and sense of sight are as if you are on the scene. That fox eats, bathes, and flees, and has no dead ends in all directions."

Tu Shanlan was eating with Yin Shou at this time, and suddenly felt something and frowned. Seeing this, Yin Shou asked with concern: "What's wrong with the beauty, is it not to your liking?"

Tu Shanlan said with a smile: "Your Majesty misunderstood. I just remembered that there used to be an old peeping tom near my house. He always liked to do some boring things because of his great ability and high status."

"Oh? Who is so bold, the widow went to kill this person!"

"It's not necessary." Tu Shanlan made a gesture and flipped the knot with his fingers, and flicked it lightly, "I can destroy his baby and make him feel bad for a while."

As soon as the words fell, all the pictures in Hongjun's room were fixed on Tu Shanlan's last smile, and then, cracking voices rang out one after another in his room, and the crisp sounds were endless, Hongjun was stunned , hastily pushed away the cards on the table, and ran towards the shattered pictures in three steps at a time, but before he could touch them, those pictures were like broken mirrors, crackling and shattering and splashing all over the ground Yes, Hongjun couldn't dodge in time, and was kicked a few times.

Hongjun was so angry that his liver trembled and said: "Stinky fox, your kindness will not be rewarded! How dare you destroy my magic weapon Xuantian glass mirror?!"

I was about to complain to someone, but when I turned around, I found that Ziwei Dixing was so timely that he fainted, and he fainted without even giving a warning...on the bed?Ancestor Hongjun helped Fu Fu's temples with bulging veins: "Xing Jun, don't take you like this! Bullying old people who are lonely and widowed, this is it! Is there any law and morality, courtesy, justice and shame?! You are in a state of embarrassment... No, Fox and rabbit are traitors, hey!"

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Here, Tu Shanlan was eating with his legs crossed, and there was a rumor outside the hall that Shen Gongbao begged to see him. Yin accepted it, and Shen Gongbao jumped in with a bright face, knelt down in front of the two of them, and said: , Lingzun, Xiao Baobao pays respects to the two of you!"

Yin Shou repeated it uncertainly: "Little... Leopard?"

Shen Gongbao proudly said: "My lord, this is the nickname given to me by Master Lingzun. Isn't it super sweet and loving?"

Yin Shou looked at Tu Shanlan: "...beauty, your hobby is quite special."

Tu Shanlan smiled and said, "Do you want to take one too, Your Majesty?"

"Your widow... there is no need." Yin Shouxin said, if the beauty keeps calling my widow on the bed in the future, how can the widow do it?

Tu Shanlan looked at Shen Gongbao and asked, "Why are you looking for us?"

"Ah, that's it. The construction of the Lutai is about to be completed. I would like to ask the King and Lingzun to set a date to go to the Lutai to announce to the world, and to bless all people."

Yin Shou thought for a while, then turned his head and asked Tu Shanlan, "Does beauty have a happy day?"

"The national teacher should have already calculated which day is auspicious for this kind of thing, you can decide it." Tu Shanlan said indifferently, "make the momentum bigger, let the princes, hundreds of families and hostile countries all look at us The confidence of the big merchants will prevent them from thinking that we are easy to bully."

"Look, it's absolutely high-end and high-end, attracting worldwide attention, and an unprecedented event!" Shen Gongbao pinched his fingers and said, "It will be the first day of next month. I have calculated that this day will be from the south innately, and the northwest in the day after tomorrow. Qinglong, prosperous and full of everything, is the image of everything auspicious!"

Tu Shanlan nodded and said: "Okay, then you go and prepare." Shen Gongbao is like possessed by a blessed god. Entrusting this kind of thing to him is simply a matter of course. If there is God's help, you will have to Letter, Tu Shanlan asked himself that no one could compare to Shen Gongbao in terms of luck.Two days ago, yes, just two days ago, this guy actually picked up a divine beast, Futian. The key point is that the divine beast didn’t know what was wrong, but he was willing to be Shen Gongbao’s mount. The divine beast, although the divine beast cannot switch gods State, but rounded up, it can be regarded as a protoss. How can there be a divine beast who works hard and submits to the demon clan?It's been a long time!

So, Shen Gongbao ran away happily again.Yin Shou looked at Tu Shanlan thoughtfully, and couldn't help but ask after a while: "Is the beauty's health all right?"

The fox was chewing the rice, and his cheeks were puffed up so that it made people poke: "It should be ready soon."

As long as he doesn't have that seven-orifice exquisite heart, he, Tu Shanlan, can grow as strong as a cow anytime, anywhere, okay?To put it bluntly, regardless of the god race or the monster race, the easiest way to recover is to compress life and speed up the flow of life, so that you can heal as fast as you want.However, ordinary protoss and monsters cannot compress their lives, because their time is limited and their lives are limited, and they may die if they come a few more times.

But Tu Shanlan is different. In his full form, his life value is close to infinite.

It's just that he didn't think about the impact that losing the Heart of Ten Thousand Demons would have on him, so let's talk about it after taking one step at a time.

"That's great. I've been worried about the beauty's health. Now I'm overjoyed to see the beauty recovering." Yin Shou moved closer, and suddenly put his arms around Tu Shanlan's waist. It is also possible to let the widow kiss Fangze, the widow is looking at you day and night, and I can't wait any longer. If I don't take care of the beauty's body, I am afraid that I will tie the beauty up and do it hard for several days and nights. ..."

Tu Shanlan was choked by Yin Shou's words, and couldn't help coughing violently, Yin Shou hurriedly helped him to recite: "beauty, don't worry, come, drink saliva first."

Tu Shanlan coughed and said, "Your Majesty, you have really thought it through, can you be with men?"

"Originally it's not possible, but it's very good if I talk to you." Yin Shou raised his head and smiled, and unconsciously touched the waist of a certain fox with his hands. This waist was a little less soft than when he was a woman, and a little more soft. It was so tight that it made him a little addicted to it.

Tu Shanlan suddenly realized: "So the king has no experience with men?"

"Yeah?" Yin Shou smiled and said, "Beauty, don't worry. Although I really don't have experience in this field, I have already mastered this kind of thing, and I will never let the beauty be wronged for the first time."

"..." When can mastery be used in this way?But since Yin Shou has no real combat experience, even if there are some mistakes in my illusion, it should not be a big problem.

The fox said happily, "That's good. I'm still worried that the king hasn't tried it, and I'll cry out for pain when the time comes."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yin Shou's hand stopped suddenly, and then he burst out laughing. After laughing for a long time, he hooked Tu Shanlan's chin and said, "Beauty, you've got it wrong, no matter how you look at it." , it’s also because you are making love under the widow’s body.”

"What?" Tu Shanlan was puzzled, "You want to have sex with a man, isn't it because you want to be fucked by me? I'm..."

... But the master of the demon world, Suishan Lingzun, the nine-tailed holy fox, the lord of ten thousand demons, Tu Shanlan, the only one in the sky and on the earth!And I have prepared a lot of indescribable illusions, but the special ones are all the ones above!If you are like this, I have to completely overthrow and change the illusion, ah... the amount of work is huge, okay? !I can't move my liver at all!Can we not change it? !

"Of course not, the widow only wants to love you."

The fox wiped off his sweat: "Is there any room for negotiation?"

"No."

Tu Shanlan wanted to cry, but he knew that he should listen to the words of the two little ones. It was because the two little ones were out of tune before that he thought of going against them. He didn't even think it was okay, and Just like what ancestor Hongjun said, their innate gods can be male or female, gods or monsters, so he doesn't care about the issue of up and down at all. I really didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!

"However, although I am very impatient, the widow is not careless. For the first time, the beauty will stay on the first day of next month, on the Lutai, how about it?"

Is it so ceremonial?Tu Shanlan was almost moved to tears. Fortunately, there is still some time before the first day of next month, and there is still time to correct part of the illusion. Otherwise, Yin Shou would really be given the illusion of blooming buttocks, and he would be in big trouble from now on!

At this point, Tu Shanlan had no choice but to compromise on the surface, secretly thinking about going to Lutai to step on it first.

Wait a minute, he doesn't want his ass to bloom either!