I!Nine tailed fox
Chapter 36
Seeing Shen Gongbao's excited expression, Tu Shanlan tilted his head and smiled: "It's not easy to see the ancestor, so are you going or not?"
"Go, go!" Shen Gongbao wiped his face and cried, "Then we must go!"
Then he seemed to suddenly remember something important, knocked his head and said: "Lingzun, wait a moment, I'll go and prepare something! I'll be right back!"
As he ran, he turned around and shouted: "Soon! Don't wait for me, you are really fast!"
Tu Shanlan looked at Shen Gongbao's back inexplicably, and then put the unconscious rabbit back into his interior scene. Before waiting for a while, Shen Gongbao ran back panting, with two big sticks in his hand. Beef stick bones, two particularly large ones.
The point is, there is no meat at all.
Tu Shanlan said speechlessly, "Who are you?"
"Lingzun, didn't you say that there are vicious dogs?" Shen Gongbao waved two big stick bones, "I thought this thing must be useful, so I went to the kitchen to find two! How about it, is it big enough?"
"..." Tu Shanlan felt that it would be better not to explain too much, so he ignored Shen Gongbao, stretched out his hand and pointed at his forehead, and a ball of silvery white flames overflowed from his forehead in an instant, and the silver light flourished in an instant. The light was so dazzling that Shen Gongbao had to cover his eyes with his hands. When he opened them again, he found that Tu Shanlan had changed his normal appearance.
"This... is this the state of a god?" Shen Gongbao was so surprised that the big stick bones fell to the ground, and his legs softened and he knelt directly on the ground, "No, wait a minute, aren't you the demon master, Lingzun? Why did you cut it?" God status? Isn’t that a skill that protoss and celestial beings possess? Aren’t we demons only able to change to the primordial state?”
Tu Shanlan glanced at Shen Gongbao.
The eye-catching white snow suit has a holy light effect, and it feels like it stretches thousands of miles. The merits and immortal inscriptions on the two bundles of pure white hair are shining brightly, dazzling and long, and there are nine like shadows behind them. The imaginary fairy silk symbolizes the burning nine tails, and the holy light nine tails mark on the forehead is like a blooming silver lotus under the moon, which seems to be telling the uniqueness of the owner and attracting people's attention.Before Ziwei Dixing was provoked by King Shang to switch to the god state, it was already unparalleled luxury at that time, but Tu Shanlan's god state is not only luxurious, but also a beautiful visual feast.
The balance between the sacred and the coquettish, the world is overturned and all living beings are fascinated.
"Who said that the demon master can only be a demon?" He chuckled, "Isn't there anything in the Three Realms left over from my play?"
Shen Gongbao picked up the big stick and sighed: "I seem to have grasped a lot of secrets overnight, Lingzun, you are in the state of a god, no matter whether you are a human being or a god, you will kneel when you see it!"
"Let's go quickly. At this point, the ancestor should still be missing one of three."
Shen Gongbao stood up with his stick on his back, wondering: "Three missing one? What do you mean?"
"You will know when you go."
Then before Shen Gongbao could react, he lifted his collar and began to move. Shen Gongbao felt that the wind was blowing his whole body, and his mouth, eyes, nose, and ears were full of wind... His six holes and seven orifices all communicate with each other!
After a long time, Shen Gongbao couldn't hold it anymore, he tried to shout "I don't want to go, I don't want to go", but the wind was so loud that his voice was drowned out until time seemed to stop suddenly, He felt as if he was standing on flat ground, and then fell to his knees all of a sudden, retching madly.
While helping him straighten his back, Tu Shanlan sighed and said, "Look at your patriarch, it's not easy to come here if you insist on living in such a perverted place."
Shen Gongbao had already retched to the point of retching, and the big stick bone in his hand was still there: "Lingzun, you... are you playing with me?"
"I'm in a hurry today, otherwise, if I slow down, I will be able to reach the ancestor's dojo in a month or so." He smiled harmlessly, "You are a young man, and you should bear more."
"You are malicious revenge!" Shen Gongbao lifted his big stick and wanted to leave when he got up, turning his head and cursing as he walked, "You are a bully! I really believe your evil! Pooh! I want to go back , I will never trust you again! Humph! Humph!"
After he had walked a certain distance, he suddenly came back cursing and cursing. At first, he was cursing as he ran, and then he burst into tears: "Lingzun! Help me! Help me!!! Help me!!!"
Then he ran up to Tu Shanlan tremblingly and gestured hoarsely: "Yes... yes, there is a big... a big one..."
Tu Shanlan put his hands into his sleeves, with a natural look: "I have already warned you that there is a vicious dog inside."
Shen Gongbao was taken aback for a moment, and pointed behind him: "Good guy, you call this thing... an evil dog?"
Behind him, a brown and strong mountain-like unicorn jumped out, and roared at the two of them!
Shen Gongbao was so frightened that he scrambled and hid behind Tu Shanlan: "This motherfucker is Chu Qilin, a monster with fighting power that kills all gods and beasts in seconds, and you actually call him a vicious watchdog!"
Tu Shanlan was expressionless and pulled Shen Gongbao out from behind: "So why don't you lure him away?"
Shen Gongbao cried and said: "How can I lure him away and pick his teeth with a big stick? Is his teeth bigger than mine? Lingzun, tell me if you are unreasonable?! Ah?"
Tu Shanlan kicked Shen Gongbao's ass: "Go!"
Seeing that Shen Gongbao was kicked to play with Chu Qilin, Tu Shanlan straightened his clothes, stretched out two fingers of his right hand, with the pulp of the fingers facing down and pressed against the Holy Light Nine-Tails Godhead on his forehead, bent down in a very respectful manner, and behaved like a standard protoss Li: "Old Ancestor, it's rare for me to come here once, don't you plan to open the door?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a door suddenly opened in the void. As soon as Tu Shanlan took a step, he was grabbed by his chin and dragged in.
"Who am I? Isn't this Xiaolan!" The speaker shook the pipe in his hand, and there was a one-way mirror on the bridge of his nose. The cards were played out, "Five ropes."
Only then did I see that there were three people sitting in the room, but the three of them looked exactly the same, with the same snow-haired face, a pair of one-way mirrors on their right eyes, and a red jade pipe in their left hands. Wearing a black robe and a gold lapel, she obviously looks extremely elegant and gorgeous, but she is sitting on a table with a three-man horse hanging without elegance!
The hand that dragged Tu Shanlan into the door let go of him, touched a card, and said with a "tsk": "Why is there another five-suo, I don't want it."
Tu Shanlan twitched for a while: "The old guy is playing horses with himself again, can he look like a decent protoss?"
The three people in the room looked up at Tu Shanlan at the same time: "Three missing one, come or not?"
"..." Tu Shanlan said speechlessly, "I have something serious to look for you."
"Let's talk after finishing this lap."
"OK then."
After three laps, Hongjun lost his underpants to the sky. He frowned and knocked on the table with his bong: "I said, you brat, don't you have something to ask me? Don't you know if you can give me some water? Just fire the gun." Is it difficult? Huh?!"
Tu Shanlan touched the cards and said with a smile: "Isn't this lucky? Another round of my Dongfeng circle, do you want to play?"
"Slap, spank, spank!" Hongjun spread his hands angrily, "What's the matter with you, it should be tens of thousands of years before you become an adult, why are you in this state all of a sudden?"
Tu Shanlan was wronged when he heard the words, and took out the rabbit in the interior scene, and put it on the table: "It's not to save the emperor star."
The three Hongjun ancestors took a puff of cigarettes at the same time, then looked at the dying white rabbit on the table, and narrowed their eyes: "Hey, Ziweixing? Why do you look like this?"
Tu Shanlan then explained all the ins and outs, and after finishing speaking, Patriarch Hongjun puffed out another breath and said with emotion: "So, you are here to ask me to save Ziweixing?"
"After much deliberation, it seems that you are the only ancestor who can save him."
Hongjun smiled and said, "Why didn't you think of me when his nine purple Yuanling was missing eight petals?"
"Isn't there sister Nuwa's help! Besides, how can I bother you, Patriarch, with things that I can solve by myself!"
"You're quite cute." Hongjun glanced at Tu Shanlan, couldn't help turning the pipe upside down and hooking Tu Shanlan's chin, "But I didn't expect you, little fox, to be so good-looking when you grow up, why don't you keep me? I will definitely not treat you badly, and I can make up for you if you lose the Heart of Myriad Demons."
"That won't work, I promised Sister Nuwa to help her destroy the business, but the matter has not yet been completed!"
"What does it matter? I can control the time of everything. Speeding up the destruction of merchants is just a matter of pulling the progress bar. It's just a matter of moving my fingers." Hongjun took another puff of cigarette, "You promise Shuangxiu with me, for you, is a matter of all benefits and no harm."
"Thank you for your kindness, my ancestor, but I'm not used to double cultivation. Besides, it's not called double cultivation when you're with you. You have three! I can't handle it!" Tu Shanlan thought for a while and said, "Speaking of which, you old man The guy hasn't been attracted to anyone for so many years, why has he changed his sex now? What do you like about me?"
"Look at what you said, who doesn't like good-looking little guys!" Hongjun propped his chin gracefully, and looked at Tu Shanlan with interest, "How can those serious and hard-working ones in the heaven world have more fun than you? Besides, in the Three Realms, you are the only one who dares to beat me three times in a row, and I can't find a match?"
"...You helped me heal the Emperor Star, so I can often accompany you to play horseshoes."
"Heh, how much more do you plan to win against me?"
"Just tell me whether you can save it or not!"
"You are in a god state, can I not save you?" Ancestor Hongjun smiled, "But Ziweixing has to stay with me for a while, his body has not fully accepted your heart of ten thousand monsters, now The Heart of Ten Thousand Demons has been crushed to pieces by the Exquisite Heart of Seven Apertures, so it will be raised here for a long time!"
"That's no problem, let Ziweixing stay here." After speaking, Tu Shanlan smiled and gently stroked the white rabbit on the table.
Ancestor Hongjun looked at Tu Shanlan's expression, then glanced at the rabbit, suddenly shook his head, and hissed: "You little guy rejected me, maybe it was because of Zi..."
"what?"
Patriarch Hongjun thought for a while, took a puff of cigarette and said, "It's nothing, I was just thinking, you brought that guy outside, right? Is it really good to let him play with my puppy all the time?"
"I just said I seem to have forgotten something!" Tu Shanlan jumped up against the case, but rushed out of the door to see that Shen Gongbao was actually holding a big stick and playing a game of throwing sticks and picking sticks with the miniature version of Chu Qilin. Seeing Tu Shanlan coming out, Shen Gongbao twirled vigorously and threw the stick bone far away, then rushed over crying and knelt in front of Tu Shanlan, "Ancestor, you can be regarded as coming out!"
Tu Shanlan coughed, pointed to the three people behind him and said, "This is your ancestor, the upright patriarchs... you guys!"
Hongjun hooked Tu Shanlan and said with a smile: "Well, very manly."
Tu Shanlan coughed twice and said, "Be serious, this is your grandson."
Shen Gongbao looked at the three identical handsome men who appeared behind Tu Shanlan with a confused face: "Ah, which one?"
Tu Shanlan raised his forehead: "All three."
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The author has something to say:
Mr. Xing, you better wake up early, or your wife will be gone...
"Go, go!" Shen Gongbao wiped his face and cried, "Then we must go!"
Then he seemed to suddenly remember something important, knocked his head and said: "Lingzun, wait a moment, I'll go and prepare something! I'll be right back!"
As he ran, he turned around and shouted: "Soon! Don't wait for me, you are really fast!"
Tu Shanlan looked at Shen Gongbao's back inexplicably, and then put the unconscious rabbit back into his interior scene. Before waiting for a while, Shen Gongbao ran back panting, with two big sticks in his hand. Beef stick bones, two particularly large ones.
The point is, there is no meat at all.
Tu Shanlan said speechlessly, "Who are you?"
"Lingzun, didn't you say that there are vicious dogs?" Shen Gongbao waved two big stick bones, "I thought this thing must be useful, so I went to the kitchen to find two! How about it, is it big enough?"
"..." Tu Shanlan felt that it would be better not to explain too much, so he ignored Shen Gongbao, stretched out his hand and pointed at his forehead, and a ball of silvery white flames overflowed from his forehead in an instant, and the silver light flourished in an instant. The light was so dazzling that Shen Gongbao had to cover his eyes with his hands. When he opened them again, he found that Tu Shanlan had changed his normal appearance.
"This... is this the state of a god?" Shen Gongbao was so surprised that the big stick bones fell to the ground, and his legs softened and he knelt directly on the ground, "No, wait a minute, aren't you the demon master, Lingzun? Why did you cut it?" God status? Isn’t that a skill that protoss and celestial beings possess? Aren’t we demons only able to change to the primordial state?”
Tu Shanlan glanced at Shen Gongbao.
The eye-catching white snow suit has a holy light effect, and it feels like it stretches thousands of miles. The merits and immortal inscriptions on the two bundles of pure white hair are shining brightly, dazzling and long, and there are nine like shadows behind them. The imaginary fairy silk symbolizes the burning nine tails, and the holy light nine tails mark on the forehead is like a blooming silver lotus under the moon, which seems to be telling the uniqueness of the owner and attracting people's attention.Before Ziwei Dixing was provoked by King Shang to switch to the god state, it was already unparalleled luxury at that time, but Tu Shanlan's god state is not only luxurious, but also a beautiful visual feast.
The balance between the sacred and the coquettish, the world is overturned and all living beings are fascinated.
"Who said that the demon master can only be a demon?" He chuckled, "Isn't there anything in the Three Realms left over from my play?"
Shen Gongbao picked up the big stick and sighed: "I seem to have grasped a lot of secrets overnight, Lingzun, you are in the state of a god, no matter whether you are a human being or a god, you will kneel when you see it!"
"Let's go quickly. At this point, the ancestor should still be missing one of three."
Shen Gongbao stood up with his stick on his back, wondering: "Three missing one? What do you mean?"
"You will know when you go."
Then before Shen Gongbao could react, he lifted his collar and began to move. Shen Gongbao felt that the wind was blowing his whole body, and his mouth, eyes, nose, and ears were full of wind... His six holes and seven orifices all communicate with each other!
After a long time, Shen Gongbao couldn't hold it anymore, he tried to shout "I don't want to go, I don't want to go", but the wind was so loud that his voice was drowned out until time seemed to stop suddenly, He felt as if he was standing on flat ground, and then fell to his knees all of a sudden, retching madly.
While helping him straighten his back, Tu Shanlan sighed and said, "Look at your patriarch, it's not easy to come here if you insist on living in such a perverted place."
Shen Gongbao had already retched to the point of retching, and the big stick bone in his hand was still there: "Lingzun, you... are you playing with me?"
"I'm in a hurry today, otherwise, if I slow down, I will be able to reach the ancestor's dojo in a month or so." He smiled harmlessly, "You are a young man, and you should bear more."
"You are malicious revenge!" Shen Gongbao lifted his big stick and wanted to leave when he got up, turning his head and cursing as he walked, "You are a bully! I really believe your evil! Pooh! I want to go back , I will never trust you again! Humph! Humph!"
After he had walked a certain distance, he suddenly came back cursing and cursing. At first, he was cursing as he ran, and then he burst into tears: "Lingzun! Help me! Help me!!! Help me!!!"
Then he ran up to Tu Shanlan tremblingly and gestured hoarsely: "Yes... yes, there is a big... a big one..."
Tu Shanlan put his hands into his sleeves, with a natural look: "I have already warned you that there is a vicious dog inside."
Shen Gongbao was taken aback for a moment, and pointed behind him: "Good guy, you call this thing... an evil dog?"
Behind him, a brown and strong mountain-like unicorn jumped out, and roared at the two of them!
Shen Gongbao was so frightened that he scrambled and hid behind Tu Shanlan: "This motherfucker is Chu Qilin, a monster with fighting power that kills all gods and beasts in seconds, and you actually call him a vicious watchdog!"
Tu Shanlan was expressionless and pulled Shen Gongbao out from behind: "So why don't you lure him away?"
Shen Gongbao cried and said: "How can I lure him away and pick his teeth with a big stick? Is his teeth bigger than mine? Lingzun, tell me if you are unreasonable?! Ah?"
Tu Shanlan kicked Shen Gongbao's ass: "Go!"
Seeing that Shen Gongbao was kicked to play with Chu Qilin, Tu Shanlan straightened his clothes, stretched out two fingers of his right hand, with the pulp of the fingers facing down and pressed against the Holy Light Nine-Tails Godhead on his forehead, bent down in a very respectful manner, and behaved like a standard protoss Li: "Old Ancestor, it's rare for me to come here once, don't you plan to open the door?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a door suddenly opened in the void. As soon as Tu Shanlan took a step, he was grabbed by his chin and dragged in.
"Who am I? Isn't this Xiaolan!" The speaker shook the pipe in his hand, and there was a one-way mirror on the bridge of his nose. The cards were played out, "Five ropes."
Only then did I see that there were three people sitting in the room, but the three of them looked exactly the same, with the same snow-haired face, a pair of one-way mirrors on their right eyes, and a red jade pipe in their left hands. Wearing a black robe and a gold lapel, she obviously looks extremely elegant and gorgeous, but she is sitting on a table with a three-man horse hanging without elegance!
The hand that dragged Tu Shanlan into the door let go of him, touched a card, and said with a "tsk": "Why is there another five-suo, I don't want it."
Tu Shanlan twitched for a while: "The old guy is playing horses with himself again, can he look like a decent protoss?"
The three people in the room looked up at Tu Shanlan at the same time: "Three missing one, come or not?"
"..." Tu Shanlan said speechlessly, "I have something serious to look for you."
"Let's talk after finishing this lap."
"OK then."
After three laps, Hongjun lost his underpants to the sky. He frowned and knocked on the table with his bong: "I said, you brat, don't you have something to ask me? Don't you know if you can give me some water? Just fire the gun." Is it difficult? Huh?!"
Tu Shanlan touched the cards and said with a smile: "Isn't this lucky? Another round of my Dongfeng circle, do you want to play?"
"Slap, spank, spank!" Hongjun spread his hands angrily, "What's the matter with you, it should be tens of thousands of years before you become an adult, why are you in this state all of a sudden?"
Tu Shanlan was wronged when he heard the words, and took out the rabbit in the interior scene, and put it on the table: "It's not to save the emperor star."
The three Hongjun ancestors took a puff of cigarettes at the same time, then looked at the dying white rabbit on the table, and narrowed their eyes: "Hey, Ziweixing? Why do you look like this?"
Tu Shanlan then explained all the ins and outs, and after finishing speaking, Patriarch Hongjun puffed out another breath and said with emotion: "So, you are here to ask me to save Ziweixing?"
"After much deliberation, it seems that you are the only ancestor who can save him."
Hongjun smiled and said, "Why didn't you think of me when his nine purple Yuanling was missing eight petals?"
"Isn't there sister Nuwa's help! Besides, how can I bother you, Patriarch, with things that I can solve by myself!"
"You're quite cute." Hongjun glanced at Tu Shanlan, couldn't help turning the pipe upside down and hooking Tu Shanlan's chin, "But I didn't expect you, little fox, to be so good-looking when you grow up, why don't you keep me? I will definitely not treat you badly, and I can make up for you if you lose the Heart of Myriad Demons."
"That won't work, I promised Sister Nuwa to help her destroy the business, but the matter has not yet been completed!"
"What does it matter? I can control the time of everything. Speeding up the destruction of merchants is just a matter of pulling the progress bar. It's just a matter of moving my fingers." Hongjun took another puff of cigarette, "You promise Shuangxiu with me, for you, is a matter of all benefits and no harm."
"Thank you for your kindness, my ancestor, but I'm not used to double cultivation. Besides, it's not called double cultivation when you're with you. You have three! I can't handle it!" Tu Shanlan thought for a while and said, "Speaking of which, you old man The guy hasn't been attracted to anyone for so many years, why has he changed his sex now? What do you like about me?"
"Look at what you said, who doesn't like good-looking little guys!" Hongjun propped his chin gracefully, and looked at Tu Shanlan with interest, "How can those serious and hard-working ones in the heaven world have more fun than you? Besides, in the Three Realms, you are the only one who dares to beat me three times in a row, and I can't find a match?"
"...You helped me heal the Emperor Star, so I can often accompany you to play horseshoes."
"Heh, how much more do you plan to win against me?"
"Just tell me whether you can save it or not!"
"You are in a god state, can I not save you?" Ancestor Hongjun smiled, "But Ziweixing has to stay with me for a while, his body has not fully accepted your heart of ten thousand monsters, now The Heart of Ten Thousand Demons has been crushed to pieces by the Exquisite Heart of Seven Apertures, so it will be raised here for a long time!"
"That's no problem, let Ziweixing stay here." After speaking, Tu Shanlan smiled and gently stroked the white rabbit on the table.
Ancestor Hongjun looked at Tu Shanlan's expression, then glanced at the rabbit, suddenly shook his head, and hissed: "You little guy rejected me, maybe it was because of Zi..."
"what?"
Patriarch Hongjun thought for a while, took a puff of cigarette and said, "It's nothing, I was just thinking, you brought that guy outside, right? Is it really good to let him play with my puppy all the time?"
"I just said I seem to have forgotten something!" Tu Shanlan jumped up against the case, but rushed out of the door to see that Shen Gongbao was actually holding a big stick and playing a game of throwing sticks and picking sticks with the miniature version of Chu Qilin. Seeing Tu Shanlan coming out, Shen Gongbao twirled vigorously and threw the stick bone far away, then rushed over crying and knelt in front of Tu Shanlan, "Ancestor, you can be regarded as coming out!"
Tu Shanlan coughed, pointed to the three people behind him and said, "This is your ancestor, the upright patriarchs... you guys!"
Hongjun hooked Tu Shanlan and said with a smile: "Well, very manly."
Tu Shanlan coughed twice and said, "Be serious, this is your grandson."
Shen Gongbao looked at the three identical handsome men who appeared behind Tu Shanlan with a confused face: "Ah, which one?"
Tu Shanlan raised his forehead: "All three."
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The author has something to say:
Mr. Xing, you better wake up early, or your wife will be gone...
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