After being bound to the face-slapping system, I became popular [entertainment circle]

#Inventory of those crouching dragon and phoenix young god-man behavior#

[The new year's dragon and phoenix list has started again, let's sprinkle flowers~]

【Who will top the list? I've been looking forward to it [rubbing hands]】

[This list of gods must not be without the name of our newly promoted sand sculpture goddess Chu Honghua [狗头]]

[Crouching dragon and phoenix chick, aren't you talking about our national red rose? [dog head]]

[Good guy, report me Chu Honghua's identity/identity/certificate/number directly [狗头]]

[I just searched, she is a pretty female celebrity, are these her black fans? 】

[Hahaha no, these are all real fans of Chu Jinzhi, but I don’t know if it’s the Haha Party or the Red Flower Party or the Melon Eater Party. Visually, it’s more like the Melon Eater Party. There are very few fans in Zhennai fan circle [eat melon]]

[Poke the butt on the fourth floor, why do you say that your Chu Honghua is a goddess of sand sculpture?Where did you put our comedian Zhao Maomao? 】

[Speaking of this, I'm not sleepy anymore, do you Zhao Maomao dare to lie on the ground and bark like a dog in front of millions of online viewers?Do you Zhao Maomao dare to diss your crush in the show after work? 】

【Fuck! 】

【Fuck! 】

[I... Groove?I really dare not say it.]

[There is such a god in the world, I would like to vote for her [狗doge]]

【God, vote, vote】

【God, ticket】

[Should I tm talk about gods or votes? ! 】

......

#Full Level Human Confusion Behavior Awards#

[Help my countryman Xiaohong occupy the front row, her buttocks are slightly bigger, please take a step back, thank you]

【WTF?Now that Neiyu doesn't even let this kind of place go when it releases newsletters? 】

[Gentlemen, I suspect that this in itself is an act of deception and deserves a reward]

[Fans of Chu Honghua, why do you think that your steam master has the ability to occupy the front row? 】

......

When Chu Jinzhi didn't know it, her group of fake fans sent her to multiple rankings overnight with the fact that she successfully caught a rabbit by live broadcasting her dog barking in middle school.

Have you ever fought for anyone in your life?The fake fans of the three pillars said that they have worked hard and risked sudden death by staying up late to win several well-known rankings for their own idols.

And she successfully won many titles such as "The Head of the Phoenix", "The God of Sand Sculpture", "The King of Confusion".

Chu Jinzhi: "..."

I can't thank you enough.

As the saying goes, how much happiness is only for a while, Chu Jinzhi, who didn't know it at the time, was undoubtedly happy.

After taking a bite of the roasted rabbit leg, Chu Jinzhi praised without hesitation: "Mother Cao, you are good at cooking, it's so delicious."

Lin Shuyu also smiled and said: "The barbecue is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with plenty of juice. It would be even better if you can add some green vegetables to relieve the greasy."

The other three ate so much that they didn't lift their heads, they just raised their hands and gave Cao Xu a thumbs up.

Cao Xu was quite satisfied with the successful feeding, and said modestly with a smile: "It's still everyone who catches rabbits, and exchanged so many seasonings at once."

Chu Jinzhi said: "We will continue to catch them in the afternoon and strive to lead a well-off life."

The others responded with a smile, and the netizens who drool all over the live broadcast room also gave spiritual encouragement.

It is said that everything is difficult at the beginning. After a good start, the guest group quickly became rich and successfully exchanged materials for making slingshots.With a slingshot, it is even more effective to grab a rabbit in the afternoon. In the evening, not only was it successfully exchanged for two tents, but also a bow/crossbow.

Chu Jinzhi held up a roasted rabbit leg, "Congratulations, let's add another magical weapon, and fight the rabbit spirit tomorrow!"

Others laughed and raised the food in their hands as a "clink glass".

There are too many rabbits on the grassland, and almost all the wild vegetables that can be eaten are eaten by them.

In the afternoon, Chu Jinzhi found a small bunch of wild vegetables after a lot of effort.At this time, around the bonfire, everyone was earnestly cooking, and the only wild vegetables were tacitly left to Lin Shuyu, and even Xin Tian didn't compete with her age and gender.

That night, Xin Tian, ​​who had the opportunity to sleep with her two sisters for the first time, huddled in a corner early and pretended to be air.

Chu Jinzhi: "Why did I fall asleep so quickly? I also said that we can have more people participate in our night chat."

Lin Shuyu: "You think everyone is like you, you're tired today."

Chu Jinzhi: "Tsk tsk, you look like me in everything. Aren't you very energetic? It's because my little sister doesn't like to exercise too much. Didn't she say that singers have good physical strength?"

Lin Shuyu: "Where's the crooked reasoning? What you're talking about is a singer who sings and dances, right?"

Chu Jinzhi: "Ah? Isn't the little raccoon jumping too? I thought that Wei Lan would sing while sitting or standing still."

Lin Shuyu: "You don't sing, and the lines are separated like mountains. It's normal if you don't know."

After listening to herself and Wei Lan, Xin Tian murmured in her heart, saying why the two of them didn't hurry up and talk about love.It's been a tiring day, hurry up and finish talking early and go to bed early.

As soon as he finished thinking, he suddenly heard Chu Jinzhi lower his voice and smile a little, as if whispering softly in someone's ear: "You want to hear me sing, don't you? If you want to hear it, just say it."

With a bit of nasty sex appeal.

Xin Tian's eyelids twitched, and the remaining reserve made her want to cover her ears to avoid suspicion, but her strong curiosity urged her to continue listening to the more exciting follow-up.

In the end, she chose to be unbiased, ahem, in fact, she just continued to lie down and pretend to sleep.

The pricked ears keenly caught Lin Shuyu's chuckle, which was as gentle as a breath, falling softly in one's ears, and like a delicate flower petal fluttering down on the water, arousing a layer of almost nothing, But real ripples.

"Are you the legendary Puxin girl? Hey, I'm really down."

The clothes rubbed against each other, and the voice changed direction. The two of them didn't know what they were doing, and they laughed lightly and playfully.

Xin Tian: "..."

I knew I should face outward when pretending to sleep!

I really want to see what they are doing!

When they were scratching their heads and even began to wonder whether they would be caught by pretending to talk in their dreams and then turned around, Chu Jinzhi and Lin Shuyu had already said they were going to sleep.

Lin Shuyu: "Go to bed early, tomorrow we will continue to catch hares."

Chu Jinzhi: "With tools, tomorrow will be easier to grasp."

Lin Shuyu: "But we can't ignore the possibility that the nearby rabbits are afraid of being caught and hide. We may have to go far to hunt in the future."

Chu Jinzhi: "Isn't that just right? I can also find you some grass to eat."

Lin Shuyu was speechless: "That's not grass, it's wild vegetables."

Chu Jinzhi didn't listen, raised his hand and pulled the person over, hugged him well: "Okay, whatever you say, it smells like plastic when you sleep on the inflatable pillow, you'd better sleep on my arm, lest you wake up tomorrow morning with a sore neck .”

The two quickly fell silent.

In the darkness, Xin Tian's eyes were almost rounded.

It's over, inexplicably excited, unable to sleep.

It was true that the hunting was better with weapons in the next few days, but the rabbits also became more alert.The game between man and rabbit began to rise from pure force to a competition of wisdom. If one party is not a rabbit, this time it will probably be a large-scale protracted battle that can be recorded in history.

In the live broadcast room, what the audience loves to watch most every day is the battle of wits and courage between the guests and the rabbits. There are a lot of jokes in the process, especially under the leadership of Chu Jinzhi, the "combat plans" put forward by others except Lin Shuyu are more and more weird. funny.

As the only person who was not led off by Chu Jinzhi, Lin Shuyu often felt headaches because of this, and had to stop his teammates from actually running to implement those sand sculpture plans in time.

——Otherwise, they will really carry it out seriously and rigorously!

Finally, the task of "Warning the Rabbits of Sacremenia" at this station was successfully completed, and the guests also got souvenirs here as a commemoration.

"100% native wild rabbits, the meat is firm, and the lips and teeth are fragrant. Welcome everyone to pay attention to 'Sakmenia Combat Rabbit'. There are specialty stores on all major online platforms."

At the end of the show, it was only after an advertisement that everyone knew that Sakmenia had reached a cooperation with a certain domestic company to open a rabbit meat processing factory here.

This not only solves the desertification crisis of the hares flooding the grasslands of Sakmenia, but also brings safe and delicious meat food to the domestic people.

Studio:

[Good guy, I never thought that the live broadcast I've been chasing for seven days turned out to be a live broadcast with goods [狗头]]

[Hahaha, looking at the bewildered faces of the guests, it seems that they don't know that they have advertised for Daddy Capital for seven days]

【Great!Seeing the safflower and they eat it makes my saliva dry up!Go online and search now! 】

[My compatriots once fought against the red flower on the grassland!If I eat it, does it mean that I am fighting side by side with safflower? 】

......

Of course, Chu Jinzhi and his guests also received part of the sponsor's compensation in the end.

However, because the nature of this company is not only for personal interests, it also involves cooperation in more fields between the two countries. After learning about it, Chu Jinzhi and the others did not feel cheated, and accepted the compensation peacefully.

As for becoming the spokesperson of "Battle Rabbit", heck, all six of them have decided together, either everyone will accept it together, or no one will accept it.

It's not to push for modesty, but they are really afraid of eating rabbit meat!

If I become a spokesperson, good guy, I will definitely eat it every time I update and shoot commercials!Eat it more than once!It also tastes delicious!

Too uncomfortable QAQ

It's okay to invite one or two people, but to invite six people, all of whom are famous stars, the sponsors can only withdraw after offering compensation regrettably.

When I returned to Peking, the country had officially entered the summer.

Before Chu Jinzhi, who had just re-connected to the Internet, had not had time to recover from the "honor" brought to him by his group of fake fans, "Qingfengmingyuejian" was officially launched on the largest platform on the entire network, Seaweed Video. The explosive Fairy Qingfeng, after communicating with Director Qi, Chu Jinzhi accepted an "exclusive interview" from Haizao.

After the interview, Chu Jinzhi also flew to Xinjiang to shoot a new product advertisement of a time-honored national perfume brand.

On Lin Shuyu's side, the No. 1 S-level resource promised by the organizer of "Star Survival" that received the highest vote during Desert Island Survival was also finalized as the heroine of a movie after Yao Tong's thousands of choices.

Although there is still some time before the filming starts, there is still a lot of work that needs to be coordinated in the early stage.

The two of them were so busy that they couldn't even reply to the V letter in time, so they could only send a few messages when they were free, and they would reply in the same way when the other party saw it when they were finished.

Even though they were all in Huaguo, they had a "jet lag". After being so busy, they finally met on the bus of the recording team for the last stop of the season of "Star Survival" seven days later.

The guests this time are still Cao Xu, Chu Jinzhi, Lin Shuyu, Xin Tian, ​​and Du Jiajia. Due to schedule conflicts, Wei Lan temporarily replaced Zhou Zheng, a new singer and dance rap who debuted at the C position of the recently popular talent show.

Due to the schedule and the fact that the recording location was in China, everyone flew to the P province where the shooting location was located. After leaving the airport, they were picked up by the program crew, and finally assembled on a bus.

The author says:

Chu Jinzhi: I want to sing a song for my false fans [fake smile.jpg]

Fake fans: Woohoo, the safflower is so good, we must continue to work hard for such a beautiful safflower! 【Fake crying.jpg】

Lin Shuyu: ...There is no need to kill each other like this.

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Xiaolou does not listen to the wind tonight;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: radish sprouts and passerby A;

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: dark night, H1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：四七、斯哈斯哈、梦见大大日万的催更君10瓶；悠哈、神明不爱你、2381631、清如水5瓶；朕4瓶；无聊看文的打工人2瓶；临江、游居归野、北北弗斯、澪、Rainbow、安不贰、孫公子、桑露小章鱼1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!