After being bound to the face-slapping system, I became popular [entertainment circle]

Chu Jinzhi's plane was delayed and he arrived relatively late.

As soon as he boarded the bus, Chu Jinzhi keenly sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere on the bus.

He stood hesitantly, and a young man sitting near the car door awkwardly stood up and bowed to Chu Jinzhi: "Chu...Mr. Chu, hello, I am the new flying guest ,Call me Zhou Zheng, you can call me Xiao Zhou or Xiao Zheng. I will help you put your luggage!"

Chu Jinzhi first took a look at Lin Shuyu who was sitting in the penultimate row by the window, and then saw Xin Tian who was sitting in the last row with Cao Xu and Du Jiajia, pulling the curtains to block the camera, with her back to the camera frantically curling her lips and rolling her eyes.

Although I don't know what happened, but Xiaobai didn't come out to smooth things over, Chu Jinzhi resolutely avoided the hand extended by the newcomer, and put the suitcase on the luggage rack of the bus with one hand with a smile: "Thank you, I'm still the first It’s the first time I feel such warm help, but my luggage is not heavy, so I don’t need to trouble you, you take yours.”

That is to say, it was a joke with a hint of ridicule. Others listened to it and twitched their mouths in cooperation. Du Jiajia was about to speak, but the young man blushed, and explained to everyone in a panic: "Everyone I was exhausted, so I didn't help you immediately, Teacher Chu, don't be angry."

Chu Jinzhi, who was not angry, slowly tilted his head, placing a big question mark in the air.

Xin Tian chuckled, lowered her head and covered her mouth.

Du Jiajia scratched his head, Cao Xu looked up at the roof of the bus speechlessly, Lin Shuyu, who had closed his eyes before, sighed, and waved to Chu Jinzhi: "Hurry up, the whole bus will be waiting for you."

The smile on Chu Jinzhi's face hadn't fully bloomed yet, and the rookie next to him, Zhou Zheng, apologized to everyone for her.Everyone seemed to be surprised, Chu Jinzhi thought to himself: No matter how early this newcomer came, he would spend at most half an hour with everyone, and it was only such a short time that everyone collectively failed, which shows that his skills are extraordinary.

"What kind of strange species is this?" This is the first time Chu Jinzhi has encountered such a person who is keen to use his own subjective assumptions to forcibly add various emotional labels to people. Could it be that she has not surfed the Internet properly in the past few days, so that she was caught by the trend of the times? out?

Is this kind of persona popular in the entertainment industry recently?

Chu Jinzhi sat down next to Lin Shuyu, stretched his head to look at the incoming camera, snatched the book from Lin Shuyu's hand and held it high, and blocked it to talk to Xin Tian who was sitting in the back seat, not so quietly.

Speaking of this, Xin Tian was full of resentment, one with Chu Jinzhi covered their faces with a book, and the other pulled the curtains of the car to cover their faces, and they got together to talk.

Xin Tian: "Sister Chu, you don't know, this person is simply the ultimate combination of green tea and white lotus! Calling Mama Cao is a brother, but when it comes to me and Sister Lin, what a guy! Come up is an aunt!"

Chu Jinzhi stared: "Hey! You can't, you can forget it. I've been tanned recently and I look a little old, but my Xiaobai's skin is so good. It's not an exaggeration to say that he has baby skin, but he actually calls him auntie! Too It's impolite!"

Xin Tian choked, and muttered angrily: "I know you and Sister Lin are so close that you only need to wear a pair of pants, and you can't deliberately belittle me just to set off Sister Lin. I'm only 20 years old, okay! 20 years old!"

As he said that, the resentment came up again: "That guy is eighteen, he will be nineteen soon, and he has the nerve to call me an aunt when I am 20! Ha! Funny!"

Chu Jinzhi complained: "It's funny, you didn't even laugh."

Xin Tian was about to cry because of her anger: "Sister Chu! Who are you with!"

Du Jiajia and Cao Xu next to them couldn't hold back any more, and made puff puff puff sounds.

Lin Shuyu couldn't stand listening anymore, and secretly pinched Chu Jinzhi's waist from behind.Chu Jinzhi was not ticklish at all, and grabbed her hand with his backhand and held it tightly, while continuing to say to Xin Tian: "I mean if the person involved doesn't think it's funny, it's not funny! So little raccoon, You have to show your true skills and find out the state and feeling when you first came here, our personal safety and reputation are all up to you to protect."

Xin Tian was stunned by her, and when Chu Jinzhi retreated to talk to Lin Shuyu, she was still standing there in a daze, pulling the curtains of the car.

After thinking for a while, she turned her head and asked Du Jiajia next to her, "What did she mean by that just now? Why did she ask me to protect you?"

Du Jiajia is very straightforward: "Sister Chu means that you were a bit like this newcomer when you first came here, and once you get back to that state, you will have the ability to compete with the newcomer."

After thinking about it, Du Jiajia made a fist to cheer her up: "Come on, Xin Tian, ​​you are no longer a little raccoon, but a little sweet girl."

Cao Xu coughed twice, and made a cheering gesture beside him: "Come on, look after you."

Xin Tian: "..."

Are they saying that she was very green tea and white lotus when she first came here?

Even Du Jiajia, a big fool who was blinded by her sweet girl persona and would be tricked by her careful thinking every time, said this? !

Earlier, because everyone tacitly ignored Zhou Zheng's "stand-in apology", Zhou Zheng felt left out in the cold, and his eyes were red with grievances in front of the camera, and he lowered his head and grabbed his fingers, looking aggrieved and pitiful.

Xin Tian, ​​who was watching him all the time, was grinding her teeth in anger.

After Chu Jinzhi communicated with Xin Tian and the others, he put the book back into Lin Shuyu's hand when he came back, and still held onto the hand that Lin Shuyu pinched her waist just now with one hand.

"I haven't seen you angry yet. Why, are you really angry at being called auntie?"

Lin Shuyu pulled her hand lightly, but she didn't pull it out. In fact, she didn't really want to pull it out. She gave up immediately, and tried to pretend to be calm while enduring the nervousness of her heart beating wildly: "No, I'm just a little tired .”

Chu Jinzhi leaned on the back of her seat, and almost squeezed her whole body to sit with Lin Shuyu: "You still say you're not angry? Your ears are red with anger."

Lin Shuyu's heart skipped a beat, and she lowered her eyes to hide her flustered look, "No, just, um, a little bit. I don't like people who forcefully add various emotions to me."

Chu Jinzhi looked at her reddening ears, feeling pretty but also uncomfortable.

Whether it was towards her or towards others, Lin Shuyu had indeed always behaved in a very good temper.

Think about it, Chu Jinzhi made friends with her in reality, and at the same time publicly dissed her on Weibo. After this, Lin Shuyu never asked Chu Jinzhi why he did this, nor was he angry, and more It is understanding and tolerance.

Such a good Xiaobai, Zhou Zheng was angry when he met this newcomer. Chu Jinzhi didn't need to understand the whole process at that time in detail, but he had already decided that it must be Zhou Zheng who went too far.

I have to find a way to avenge Xiaobai.

Chu Jinzhi: [Brother Tong, help me search for the origin of this Zhou Zheng. Is he just like this or is it just such a weird persona in front of the camera? ]

The system is checking inventory recently, and desperately hopes that the host's monthly subscription "one black material per day" will be exhausted as soon as possible, so as to generate new consumption desires.It's a pity that the host's opponents in this world don't seem to be very experienced. The monthly black material card that just handled the transfer business was suspended after five days of consumption because of losing the target.

So when I heard the host asked to check people, I immediately responded positively, looking forward to the next attack target appearing immediately, and trying to use up the remaining times as soon as possible: [Give me 5 minutes! ]

Chu Jinzhi said in his heart that the work of the system is getting more and more awkward, and this system can be dealt with.

At this time, the TV screen in front of the bus was turned on, and the pictures of Director Chen and the others were displayed inside.

Director Chen blew into the microphone and said hello twice, making sure the signal was good, he started talking: "First of all, all guests are also welcome to return to our "Star Survival in the Wild" program. For the time being, he will be replaced by newcomer Zhou Zheng."

The live broadcast room is also open at the same time.

It's a pity for the old fans to hear that Wei Lan is not here.

[I don’t feel it when Wei Lan is there, but when he’s not there, I feel that the six-member team lacks a sense of fulfillment]

[Stupid Wei Lan always haunts the background board, everyone else is a dynamic funny picture, he is a static funny picture [Eating melon]]

[Haha, the previous summary is in place, I look forward to Weilan coming back soon]

[Thank you everyone for your love and support for our family Lanlan, we will definitely come back after releasing our new song [Bixin]]

But soon, the harmonious barrage was destroyed by a group of strange painting styles that came out of nowhere.

[Brother promises me, stay away from those old fritters, you who are so pure and beautiful cannot be tarnished [Love]]

[Brother, you are the best, others don't even try to bully our brother! 】

[Why is my brother sitting alone in the front, while the group of people are behind?Is this blatantly engaging in a small team?Oh what a rubbish program! 】

[This third-rate director's words are really funny, what do you mean by temporarily replacing the blue and purple ones, you think our brother is rarely here?If it wasn't for the shit company's misconduct, our brother wouldn't come to this kind of garbage variety show to suffer and suffer.]

Other fans: "???"

Ah, what strange powder?The famous director Chen in the variety show industry is called a third-rate director?Excellent singing and writing, what is the blue and purple of the song that is popular on the entire network platform?Currently the most popular variety show in China, "Star Wilderness Survival" is a garbage variety show?

You are so awesome, why don't you spiral up to the sky with your flower hands, shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

Of course, they soon discovered that such a weird fan is only a natural match with the same weird owner.

Director Chen announced that the theme of this shoot is still survival.

But it is no longer simply survival in the wilderness in the natural environment, but survival in the harsh economic environment filmed in impoverished mountainous areas.

"...During these ten days, everyone has only one farm house rented by the program group, and all other living needs must be solved by the guests themselves. This is a special survival recording. If you are brave enough to survive in a harsh environment, you can also successfully complete the task of survival in a harsh social environment."

Finally, after reading a sponsor advertisement as usual, Director Chen still gave the guests a warm reminder: "In the process of survival, please strictly abide by the laws and regulations, and stick to the moral bottom line."

After the explanation, the car TV returned to the black screen state again.

And Zhou Zheng also lived up to his white lotus and green tea fit personality, and immediately burst into tears, and sent a wave of "emotional head presses": "The program group must have arranged this way because such socially vulnerable groups need more from all of us." I hope that in the next ten days of filming, I can do my best to help them."

Studio:

[Woooooo brother is really too kind [crying]]

【Brother, don’t cry, sister, donate now to help the poor in impoverished mountainous areas】

[Brother, I will also donate all my pocket money, brother, don’t cry, kiss brother]

[Are the other guests dead?Seeing our brother crying, I don't know how to comfort him, and everyone looks so indifferent! 】

【Hehe, those people are only focused on making black-hearted money, how could our brother be so kind and compassionate】

......

The others came to their senses this time, and they all posted barrages to argue for their favorite guests.

However, although the fans of Zhou Zheng's family were weak, they couldn't resist the madness of others. They didn't show any weakness in one battle and five, and soon they fought on the barrage.

Director Chen is in the van.

Looking at the chaotic barrage, the assistant director was worried: "Why can't we even grasp the theme, what should we do now? It feels like there will be more chaos in the future, don't ruin our reputation."

Director Chen didn't hold the thermos cup to drink tea at the moment, frowned slightly, and after thinking about it for a while, he said: "If the newcomer is still like this when we get to the place later, find a chance to remind him. lens."

The assistant director was worried: "Is this going to be bad?"

Director Chen snorted angrily: "Doesn't he like to write about psychological activities for people? We will also write one for him later."

If it weren't for the fact that after Weilan left, they were thinking about finding a flying guest, and they didn't notice that they were inserted by the capital for a while, and they wouldn't come to such a newcomer who wants traffic, no traffic, no special features, but still likes to make people. .

Director Chen was confused and asked the assistant director: "Are the second generation of capital now having trouble with their brains like this? This kind of weird character design is actually so sloppy."

Is this really to attract fans, not to show the audience the diversity of human beings with practical actions?

The author says:

Chu Jinzhi: At this moment, Director Chen and I are in the same mind

Xin Tian: Director Chen understands me!

Lin Shuyu: On behalf of individuals, I would like to express my agreement

Cao Xu & Du Jiajia: Thumbs up for one

Zhou Zheng: Why do you hate me so much?I am not here to destroy this big family, I just want to join this big family, netizens, am I wrong QAQ

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