After being bound to the face-slapping system, I became popular [entertainment circle]

"Quick! Block on the left!"

"Oh, run away!"

"There's a hole over there, plug it up!"

call--

call--

Du Jiajia and Xin Tian bumped into each other, and they simply lay there gasping for breath. Cao Xu accidentally rolled himself down the slope as a ball just now, and is still crawling with difficulty.

Wei Lan knelt on the ground with the weeds above her head, her eyes were distracted, and seeing another failed containment, she shook her head, unexpectedly shaking herself to the ground.

Lin Shuyu was also so tired that she stood up with her stomach pressed and looked around. At the same time, she tried to maintain the rhythm of inhaling through her nose and exhaling through her mouth, so as to recover her strength as soon as possible.

Chu Jinzhi was sitting at her feet, holding Lin Shuyu's leg with both hands, unable to act foolishly.

"We can't continue to consume so much energy, we have to find a way."

Lin Shuyu said so.

Chu Jinzhi thought for a while, and suggested: "Otherwise, we will throw the little raccoon as a human bomb/bomb, and it will be a magic weapon from heaven."

Lin Shuyu lowered his head and gave her a speechless look.

Xin Tian heard her name with her ears pricked up, and immediately got up alertly: "Why did you throw me out?"

Chu Jinzhi: "Because you are the thinnest."

Xin Tian flattened her mouth: "Sister Chu, hugging Sister Lin is just like playing with you."

Chu Jinzhi touched Lin Shuyu's calf that he was holding: "That won't work, I don't feel bad if I fell my Xiaobai?"

Xin Tian was so angry that she fell on her back, and threw Du Jiajia, who was about to get up, back to the ground again.

Lin Shuyu kicked her leg lightly, "Come on, stop teasing the little raccoon, get up and find a way."

She knew that Chu Jinzhi didn't use his abilities, and she probably knew why the other party was hiding his clumsiness.After all, this is a variety show, the last one was okay, even if the responsibility for force falls on one person, at least other people have to work as a team to insist on this highlight to show themselves.

But at this station, if she takes over the task of hunting rabbits alone, the others will basically become fringe characters, with a lot less highlights, and the enjoyment of the variety show will plummet.

Although what they are doing is a variety show for survival, it is also a variety show after all.

At the first stop on the deserted island, Hou Mi lost the variety show because he was too serious, and finally lost the favor of capital and left the stage quickly.

As artists, it is their responsibility and obligation to take into account the effect of the program.

Not to mention they are resident guests.

in the live room.

Looking at the embarrassing and funny looks of the celebrities, although I know I should sympathize with them, I still can't help laughing.

Even the fans of a few guests sent out laughing barrages while feeling sorry for their idols.

Among them, those who laughed the most were naturally Chu Jinzhi's strange fans.

[Hahahaha Chu Honghua, Chu Honghua, you have today too!It turns out that the one who beat you is the rabbit hahahaha]

[Laughing to death, I really can’t do it hahaha, it’s so funny]

【Is Mama Cao gaining weight? Don’t mention it, she’s quite mellow when she rolls [funny]】

[Little raccoon: If you love your sister, can't you love your sister? 】

【Chu Honghua: No [dog head]】

【Xiaobai from Xiaohong's family: No [dog head]】

[Chuyu: The idea is very good, don't think about it next time [狗头]]

【Sakmenia Bunny: How~how~lonely~invincible~】

[Guests before catching rabbits: braised in soy sauce, steamed in soy sauce and charcoal-grilled, spicy and spicy.Guests after catching rabbits: Help!There is a group of rabbits here! ! 】

[Hahaha, since ancient times, talents have emerged from bullet screens, if you can talk, you should talk more hahahaha, you can't live without laughing family members]

【Azure: Ah!Innocent blue!ah!The grass is so green!ah!Rabbits here are so hard to catch! 】

[Very well, we can see that after six rounds, the human players have exhausted their physical strength, while the Tutu players are waiting for work and eating and fighting. Can the human players turn around and fight back successfully?let us wait and see! 】

......

Seeing that everyone was almost played by the rabbit, Chu Jinzhi finally taught everyone a family secret of digging the rabbit hole.

"This method is my Guaibao's lifelong mastery. You swear to thank Guaibao after you catch the rabbit with this method."

Chu Jinzhi said so solemnly.

After such a long time, Lin Shuyu suddenly heard the name "good boy" again, his heart moved, and he turned his gaze to Chu Jinzhi's face calmly, wanting to hear who this "good boy" was.

They all carry the word "my family".

Fortunately, young people never lack curiosity and exploration.

Du Jiajia directly raised her hand: "Sister Chu, I want to ask who your baby is?"

This name sounds very childish, but Chu Jinzhi also said that the method of catching rabbits is a life-long mastery of Guaibao, and the word "life" is involved. How can it be impossible to be in his teens?

Wei Lan and Cao Xu also looked at her curiously, and Xin Tian looked secretly at Lin Shuyu for a while, and Chu Jinzhi for a while, with worries and entanglements in their eyes, and a hint of gloating joy at the same time.

Chu Jinzhi said "Hi", "You don't need to worry about it, anyway, it's an old-timer's skill in catching rabbits. Do you want to learn it or not?"

Huh, still an old man?

Although the name is a bit strange, but the most important thing now is to catch the rabbit, so everyone still expresses their gratitude to "Senior Good Baby" in a serious manner.

Chu Jinzhi asked everyone to gather together, ordering and arranging in this way.

Everyone nodded to show that they understood, and then quickly got up, regrouping and preparing to start again.

When Lin Shuyu heard Chu Jinzhi say that "Guaibao" is an old senior, the remaining pimples in her heart completely dissipated, but she was still very curious about what kind of old senior he was, to have such an overly cute name.

Chu Jinzhi pulled her slightly behind, and then whispered in her ear: "Guaibao is an old dog of my grandfather's family. He has caught rabbits all his life. When he is not allowed to catch wild rabbits, he will stay at home to raise rabbits. He is catching rabbits." In the world, it is an absolute expert-level big dog."

Lin Shuyu: "..."

Netizens in the live broadcast room who also heard all this: "..."

【puff! ! ! 】

[I'm fucking laughing so hard hahahaha! 】

[Do you know about the magnitude 5 earthquake just now in the southwest region?I laughed [dog head]]

[Do you know why there is only one sun left in the sky?The moon and stars are all shattered by my laughter, remember to watch the meteor shower tonight [funny]]

[Ashamed, I only laughed out of the seven continents of the earth [embarrassed]]

【Hey, who is not? I only laughed out a few volcanic eruptions】

[You guys are so good at bragging, why don't you go to work in a leather processing factory? 】

......

The method of catching rabbits taught by Chu Jinzhi from Guaibao’s lifelong knowledge is also very simple. Everyone first finds a rabbit’s nest, and then extends it in a circular shape, trying to find all the exits of the rabbit’s nest.

It just so happened that there were six of them, and the manpower was enough.

If you believe in your own skills, you can prepare to catch a rabbit when it comes out in a while.It doesn't matter if you are not very confident, you just need to sit on the hole and block it.

There is one main cave left for Chu Jinzhi.

Everyone took their positions, far more than an OK gesture to indicate that they are ready.

Then I saw Chu Jinzhi lying at the entrance of the cave and taking a deep breath, and then suddenly let out a ferocious barking: "Wow! Woof!"

Anyway, everyone can't understand the dog language, so they feel that the barking sound of this dog is really similar, and it is also extremely aggressive.

Just when everyone was shocked by Chu Jinzhi's hand, Xin Tian exclaimed: "Something hit my ass!"

She plugged the hole with her ass.

Is this the rabbit inside really going to be scared out?

Everyone was pleasantly surprised and stared at the hole they were in charge of calmly.

Suddenly, Du Jiajia yelled in surprise, and rushed over to catch him, but a gray-haired hare dodged in a zigzag shape and kicked on his head!

It disappeared in the blink of an eye!

"Oops ran away!"

Lin Shuyu hurriedly greeted the others: "Don't be distracted, there are still more inside!"

As soon as the words were finished, a figure flashed out of the hole in front of him, Lin Shuyu subconsciously grabbed the hare's hind legs, and quickly pressed the hare under his body.

Lin Shuyu's side has gained something, and Weilan and Cao Xu's side also soon received good news.

I caught three at once, so I should be able to change to a simple tool.

Chu Jinzhi was about to get up and go to check the situation. He didn't know if it was because he found that the other entrances were blocked by people. There was no sound from the main entrance where the dog was barking before, and the light was bright, so The remaining rabbits trapped in the rabbit hole couldn't care about anything else, and chose the main entrance of the hole in a swarm.

When the first figure jumped out, Chu Jinzhi subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab it in mid-air, and his hand sank.Before she could realize what was going on, the second figure, the third figure, the fourth figure...

When Lin Shuyu and the others came over with the rabbits in their arms, they found that Chu Jinzhi was stepping on a rabbit under each foot, and was holding three rabbits in each hand.

A total of eight hares struggled on top of her trying to escape.

Chu Jinzhi didn't dare to move his feet. Seeing them coming, he hurriedly greeted them: "Come help! The one on the left feels like it's about to run away!"

The ground is relatively soft soil. In order to prevent the rabbits from running away, Chu Jinzhi had no choice but to trample the two rabbits under his feet regardless of life and death. At this moment, one is still kicking, and the other is already spitting blood. up.

After a lot of effort, Bala managed to catch three of the other five people: "..."

Du Jiajia: "Sister Chu, do these rabbits know that you are the culprit, so they all come to you desperately?"

Otherwise why so many?Almost covered sister Chu's body.

Lin Shuyu: "Maybe it's because we know we're doomed today. Rather than dying at the hands of us rookies, it's better to die at the hands of real masters."

Xin Tian looked around, raised her hands and applauded hesitantly, and sincerely praised: "Sister Lin, your cold joke is so cold, it relieves heat and cools down, and the effect is first-rate."

Cao Xu: "Pfft."

Wei Lan: "Cough."

Du Jiajia: "Ha, ha, ha."

Chu Jinzhi looked at Xin Tian with amazed eyes: "Little raccoon, you have made progress, and you can even find out that your sister Lin told a joke."

Lin Shuyu smiled helplessly: "Laugh if you want to, the acting is too fake."

At this moment, the live broadcast room and the shooting scene laughed so loudly together.

The nearby rabbits who were grazing on the grass while being wary of this group of weird two-legged beasts all pricked up their ears and looked over vigilantly.

In the later stage, bubble dialog boxes were added to the top of the rabbit's head in this scene very spiritually.

Rabbit A pricked up his ears vigilantly: What's the matter, what's the matter?

Rabbit B chewed grass deeply: The group of two-legged beasts seemed to have succeeded in hunting, probably howling to celebrate.

Rabbit C looms B: Dear, you understand well, but this howling sound is so ugly.

Rabbit D turned around and jumped away coldly: Heh, a bunch of bad guys.

Rabbit E looked left and right in a daze: Who are you talking about?

The author says:

Everyone in the bullet screen: Hey, I always feel like I forgot something [scratching head]

Chu Honghua: Sure enough, everyone is a serious person. No one laughed at me for barking like a dog. If the protagonist wasn’t me, I might laugh so loudly. Hey, I’m ashamed [Maomao shakes his head]

I won’t write about the shooting process of the survival variety show in detail, otherwise it will be too monotonous. A beautiful day is over. Good night, my dears~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Yanyan;

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: dark night, H1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Mingyue, Beibeifusi, Hehe, Yixiu, Sanglu octopus, Xue, 374222081 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!