After I divorced from chaos step

Tosi can accept that I planted a virus on him, but he cannot accept that I planted a virus on both him and Ranpo at the same time, especially since I am obviously biased towards Ranpo.

"It's not fair to me."

It's rare to see such a stalked expression on his face.

"Fair?" I repeated, and his bad deeds flashed involuntarily in my mind, "Mail interception, five decays of heaven and man, snowy mountain cemetery, destruction of the world, how many other things I don't know? Is it fair?"

Fairness is relative, but unfairness is absolute.

Compared with Tuosi, Luanbu looked much more energetic, and the brows that were frowned just now because of the back of his hands were completely relaxed.

"Qingxixi is to protect me." Luanbu continued blowing on the back of his hand, and said to Tuosi, "Prevent you from harming me."

This is also within my consideration.

Although both Ranpo and Tosi have weak physical skills, the former almost has no physical skills, but Tosi's supernatural ability [crime and punishment] can kill Ranpo.

Besides, Tosi's own thoughts are much more terrifying than Ranpo.

"is it?"

Tosi glanced at Luanbu, who was proud of himself, and said quietly: "Pushkin was imprisoned very early, but Yuanjiang only took out the virus now, let me guess."

The back of his hand was red and swollen because he didn't shower it with cold water in time, but he didn't care.

He doesn't actually feel pain.Early on, he had the pain-sensing nerves removed from his body.

"The virus on my body should have existed a long time ago."

bingo.

The virus was given to me by Pushkin. When I destroyed Zhongye in the Central Plains on the list of abilities, Tosi sent me back to Russia without letting the cruise ship dock.

We were completely broken, but he didn't kill me, and he didn't let me go.Pushkin gave me this virus and told me how to use it. He said that in his lifetime, he hoped to see the day when Tosi planted on his hands.

I ended up only doing half of it, I managed to get the virus on him, but the other half, I didn't plant it on myself.

He shrugged with a wry smile: "I'm sorry about the email interception."

"Your apology means nothing to me. Please help me with the next thing."

I admit that I couldn't bear to kill Tuo Si before, but I am not without a bottom line.

Whether it was Yukimura Seiki or Nakahara Chuya, Tosi had directly or indirectly affected them.

I will never be soft on him again.

I looked into his eyes, paused every word, and said seriously: "Smart people have their own way of playing, but ordinary people also have their own ways of revenge."

"What's the noise? What's the revenge?"

Mom pulled the door hard and said loudly, "I heard you guys arguing from afar, Qingxi, what's going on?"

She saw the red and swollen hands of Luanbu and Tosi at a glance, and her eyes immediately widened: "Why are these two children burnt?"

"Child?" I heard Tosi repeat in a low voice.

The use of this word on him is indeed a bit novel.

"Mom, my hand hurts!" Luanbu's way of acting like a baby will never change, and there is no need to change it. This trick can make my mother eat her to death.

Half a box of scald medicine at home was used up in an instant, and both of them applied a thick layer on their hands.

"Okay, why are both of them burned? Is there something wrong with this set of tea sets? Is it too slippery?"

The three of us nodded in agreement.

Me: "Slippery."

Tosi: "Very slippery."

Luanbu: "It's not slippery."

Mom patted the back of her head: "Then let's go buy a new set of tea sets after dinner later, the ones at home are all antiques."

I realized this would be a good time to ask about my grandfather's belongings: "Mom, did grandpa leave any tea sets?"

"Don't you know your grandfather doesn't drink tea? He only drinks soda and snacks."

"What about the other stuff? About grandpa?"

My mother looked at me suspiciously: "Why are you asking this?"

"I heard you and Tuo Sijun mention him just now, and I miss him a little."

Mom didn't answer my question about grandpa: "Let's eat. The food is getting cold. Your dad works overtime today and won't be back until late."

She didn't know anything about those things, and the reason why she chose to change the topic probably didn't want to make me sad.

Back then, when I knew that my grandfather would not come back, I cried a lot. My mother didn’t beat me up, and she held the wallet that my grandfather gave me and said to me: "Qingxi, when you grow up and earn money, take the wallet It’s all full, and if you can buy delicious filial grandpa, he will come back.”

I also saw her that night sitting alone on the steps with her arms folded, saying to herself over and over again: "I don't have a daddy..."

She is obviously more sad, and she still has to find a way to comfort me.

"Okay, mom, let's eat first."

Eating is a serious business in our house.

Not picky eaters and no waste, these two requirements simply killed Luanbu and Tuosi.

Of these two people, one only eats what he likes to eat, and the other doesn't like to eat at all.

"Ranbu, fried tofu is not allowed to eat only the skin!" Mom immediately stopped Luanbu who was about to sneakily bury the tofu under the paper towel.

Tuosi seems to be concerned but actually sarcastic: "Waste is not what a good boy should do."

"But the tofu won't taste good after the skin is removed." Ranpo was very resistant to eating things he didn't like.

"Don't pout, eat them all! Fei Jiajun, you have to drink two more bowls of pork liver soup."

Tosi, who was watching Ranbu's joke, couldn't laugh either.

Ranbu "kindly" told his mother that Tuosi was anemic, and her mother cooked him tomato and pork liver soup.

"No, no need. My stomach is not very good, so I can't eat too much." Tosi panicked, "I will have indigestion."

"It's okay. In your situation, you should eat more pork liver and red meat. Don't eat rice and fried tofu. Drink the pork liver soup."

Tuo Si repeatedly refused: "Mrs. Yuan, this is too much."

"Drink, this is cooked for you by your mother so hard. Don't let her down." This time it was Luanbu's turn to taunt Tuosi, but he was so complacent that he said: "I I want to drink but I can't."

"Ranbu, you also have a share. I cooked a big pot, enough for you to drink. At least three bowls per person."

The faces of the blood-enriching duo turned pale in an instant.

After dinner, I cleaned up the table and dishes for my mother, and when I came back from the kitchen, I saw Tuosi and Ranbu sitting at the table and rolling their eyes.

……Should.

If Luanbu hadn't told his mother that Tuosi's anemia was serious and urged her to make the extremely lethal pig liver soup, the two of them would not have ended up like this.

"Tuosi—" I patted the one on the left, but there was no response.

"Ranbu—" I patted the one on the right, but there was no response.

On a whim, I took out my phone and took a picture of them.

The phone just made a vibrating sound. I clicked on the chat software and found several new messages.

[@健康欢乐大李治 invites you to join the group chat [一家亲]. 】

[@健康欢乐大李治 invites @胡设算板 to join the group chat [一家亲]. 】

[@健康欢乐大洋治 invites @超级总者探查 to join the group chat [一家亲]. 】

[@健康欢乐大洋治 invites @瑞斯泡糖糖 to join the group chat [一家亲]. 】

... a family?

Who is close to his family!

Just as I was about to quit the group, a message popped up in the group.

[@健康欢乐大李治: It’s my first time to be a group leader, I’m a little shy, everyone, please don’t leave the group. 】

[@衣设计板 exits the group chat. 】

[@健康欢乐大洋治: Chuya!Don't go, Chuya!Kangkang my heart!Erkang hand.jpg]

【@Russian Soft Candy exits the group chat. 】

I turned around and saw Tosi, who had come to his senses, put down his cell phone, holding a glass of water, and was drinking in small sips.

Only me, Dazai, and Ranpo were left in the group chat.

[@超级思思探Detective quit the group chat. 】

Well, Ranpo woke up too.

"Disgusting group name." Tosi whispered, "Are all the people in your detective agency so unaware?"

"Your own name is about the same level as Dazai's group name." Ranbu complained, "Russian jelly, what kind of jelly are you?"

Now only me and Dazai are left in the group.

[@健康欢乐大洋治: Qingxi sauce, don't go!Hear me out first!I am for the convenience of being able to deliver information in a timely manner. 】

... makes sense.

It can also be executed publicly in the group.

[@一平海岸线: Okay, I’m not leaving.But everyone else is gone, so what? 】

【@健康欢乐大洋治: Hey, I will find a way, just do as I say. 】

[@健康欢乐大洋治withdrawn a message. 】

Ten seconds later, I stare blankly at the phone screen.

"what happened to you?"

"Dazai-kun, he...he." I covered my nose, "He has eight-pack abs, so handsome."

"how can that be?"

Luanbu and Tuosi approached from left to right, leaned to my mobile phone, and when they saw the photo posted by Dazai in the group, they said in unison: "Fake it!"

I asked curiously: "Why did people cheat?"

Tuosi put down his cup: "There are fake abs stickers on the Internet."

Luanbu nodded: "That's right, I also purchased on behalf of you."

Me: "..." He actually bought that thing on his behalf!

Luanbu and Tuosi got acquainted with each other, and they had a rare tacit understanding: "Report him and block his account."

Facts have proved that male jealousy is really terrible.These two people are not angry because Dazai sent me a photo, but they should have no abs.

At the end of blaming Dazai, the two of them joined the group chat one after another. Finally, I invited Nakahara Chuya to join the group chat. This time he did not quit immediately.

[@健康欢乐大洋治: You may be late, but you will never be absent. 】

[@russian soft candy: If you dare to post that kind of photo again, I will block your account. 】

[@Super Reasoning Detective: Exactly! 】

[@衣箱箱板: What kind of photo did he post! 】

[@一平海海线: Eight-pack abs. 】

[@健康欢乐大洋治: Zhongye’s youthful fruit photos. 】

[@HatPlacing Rack: You are dead! ! ! 】

Then the group started fighting pictures mode.

I silently received a large wave of interesting emoticons.

Dazai is really talented, he actually made a few other people's photos into emoticons, I don't know where he got them.

There was a private message sent, I clicked on it, it was from Zhongye, Zhongyuan.

[I'm not in the habit of taking that kind of photo, it was Dazai who took it randomly! ! ! ...doesn't scare you. 】

Seeing that I didn't reply, he sent another one.

[I really didn't take that kind of photo! 】

I looked at the two who were discussing how to hack Dazai's account, and thought, Nakahara Chuya is really a kind person.