After I divorced from chaos step

[Nakaya-kun has a very good figure, do you have any exercise secrets that you can pass on? 】

This is how I replied to Chuya Zhongyuan.

The address naturally changed from "Mr. Zhongyuan" to "Mr. Zhongye", but I didn't feel that it was against harmony.

In fact, the pronunciation of "Zhongyejun" is much simpler than that of "Zhongyuanjun".

In fact, there is only half of the person in the photo, and I don't know whether it is Dazai or him.

Zhong Yuanzhong did not reply to me, and sent an emoticon package of "I am speechless".

I immediately sent back an emoticon of "touching the head", and he didn't send back any more.

The picture-fighting mode of the group chat was finally over. Under the strong request of the other two, Osamu Dazai changed the group name from the nasty [family] to [dream chasing puppies].

I feel even more disgusting, but Luanbu and Tuosi have no objection, and they substitute themselves one after another, arguing about who is more like a little milk dog.

...It seems that I don't know myself clearly.

After my mother called Luanbu to take a bath, she finally remembered to settle the score with me.

The matter of divorce has not been mentioned yet, but the matter of overcoming the wall is mentioned first.

"Yuan Qingxi, who taught you how to climb over the wall? Have you learned how to do it?"

I silently picked up the rag and cleaned the corners of the house.

"How many times have I told you, you are not allowed to lie or deceive others, no matter where you go, walk through the door openly!" Mom pointed to Tuo Si and said to me, "Why don't you learn from Fei Jiajun!"

learn from him?

I'm afraid it will blow you up if you learn from him.

I dare not say this, and I don't care what Tuosi and my mother say.Anyway, no matter what he says now, my mother will believe it all.

Don't blame her, I can only say that his superficial personality is too good.

Whether it's Dazai or Tosi, they all have a handsome appearance, they will have a kind smile on their faces, and they will fabricate some sympathetic experiences for themselves.

The created figures are white lotus flowers, but they are solid black mud.

On the contrary, Mafia cadres like Zhongya in the Central Plains seem to be inhumane and have a special status, but they are sincere and generous in private, and they are extra patient with the elderly and small animals.

After cleaning the corner of the wall, I consciously stood upside down against the wall.

The family has its own laws, and if you make a mistake, you must stand in the corner and stand upside down to reflect.I was fined a lot when I was young, but after getting to know Yukimura, I was rarely punished.

"Give me half an hour to reflect." Mom said sternly, "Next time you dare to climb the wall, you will never come down from the wall. If you don't go the right way, you have to go the wrong way."

"Mrs. Yuan, Yuan Jiang didn't do it on purpose, anyway, this is your own home..." Tosi actually pleaded for me.

Although he put on a pitiful expression, my mother didn't agree with this at this point.

"Can I not go through the front door at my own home?" Mom asked back, "Don't you have to follow the rules in your own home?"

Tosi was speechless.

"Punish me well." My mother told me.

"Yes."

I stood upside down against the wall for half an hour, half of the time introspection, and half of the time trying to recall all my memories of Grandpa Xingzuo.

He also made the rule that he would be punished for standing on his head if he violated the family law.

He is a very lazy and cunning old man, and he always tells me not to have murderous intentions, and not to say the word "killing" at all times, and he always takes me to visit Yukimura and Sanada's house.

and many more.

Don't have killing intent, don't say the word kill, get along with Yukimura Sanada more... Could it be that he did it on purpose?

There are also children of the same age in the surrounding neighbors, both boys and girls. According to the logic, if you want to find me a playmate, you don’t have to run so far.But he seemed to deliberately pick my childhood sweetheart for me.

Genichiro Sanada’s upright character is beyond words for the whole of Kanagawa, not to mention the other Yukimura Seichi. I have been infatuated with him since the first time I saw him. I take him as an example and listen to him everywhere. , from a selfish prankster to a helpful little girl.

The reason why I didn't fall into real despair and persisted in rejecting Tuosi's ideals was basically because of them.

If Tosi wants to build a new world, he must destroy the old world and kill all the supernatural beings.If he succeeded, then Yukimura and Sanada would cease to exist as well.

I don't know what a world full of happiness looks like. The word happiness has been getting farther and farther away from me since the day the strange power came to me.

It becomes hazy, but not invisible.

Yukimura just wants to play tennis, and Sanada just wants to be a good cop.Marui wants to open his dessert shop well, and Kirihara wants to get Sanada's affirmation and praise.

Everyone is an ordinary person, living an ordinary life seriously, and the dream is so pure and beautiful, why does this guy Tuosi have to go against the sky?

Wouldn't it be nice to be a programmer or a music teacher, find a lively and lovely girl, fall in love and get married?

How many people's happiness needs to be sacrificed for his so-called ideal?

"Original sauce."

I was thinking about the lump of black mud, and he had already come by himself.

"I just learned how to make a milkshake from Mrs. Yuan, vanilla flavored."

He leaned over and handed me a milkshake.

I didn't answer, and he explained: "Mrs. Yuan said half an hour is up, you can come down from the wall."

I just came down from the wall and took the milkshake in his hand.

"Thanks." I took a sip.

He looked at me expectantly: "Is it good?"

"So-so." In fact, the taste is quite good.

He frowned, and the corners of his mouth drooped: "Are you average?"

It seems to be very dissatisfied.

This kind of Tuo Si always reminds me of Tuo Si when I was young.

I thought that meeting him was my luck when I was young, and that he was the only light shining on me in the entire cold Siberia.

In the end, everything, including the encounter, was carefully planned by him.

He was only 15 years old then, why could he be so bad?

"You black-hearted bastard." I cursed under my breath.

"What did I do wrong?" He actually showed an aggrieved expression, "I didn't even turn off Edogawa-kun's cold water valve on purpose."

"Let me ask you, when you installed blocking software on my mobile phone, when you saw me stupidly writing so many emails that other people never received," I really wanted to shout out, but I was afraid of disturbing my mother, so I restrained myself as much as possible , "Doesn't your conscience ache?"

"I don't think so." He replied without hesitation, so calm that I wanted to crush him immediately.

"Are you human or not?"

In a moment of shortness of breath, I even uttered swear words.

He raised his face, his eyes were dark and deep, I couldn't see what he was thinking, I just felt irritated.

"Because I can give you better than all they can give combined."

"You—" I laughed angrily, "You really dare to say that."

"Yuanjiang, if you agree with my point of view, you will feel much better now."

I shook my head: "You actually don't know what happiness is."

"Huh?" He tilted his head, a little puzzled.

"I'll tell you the reason, and then you tell me the information you got from my mother."

Tosi blinked slowly: "How did Yuanjiang know that I got the information?"

"Because you never do anything that doesn't work for you."

"Chatting with Mrs. Yuan, even if it's not for information, makes me feel very happy." Tosi took the empty cup in my hand, "We chatted about you in childhood, it's a pity that I don't have my patronage."

"I should be glad I didn't have you in my childhood." The corner of my mouth twitched, "If I had known you in my childhood, then I would have nothing worth remembering in my whole life, so I might as well die."

I began to admire Tosi's thick skin. When he said those words, it didn't look like he was joking at all.

At the same time, I fell into deep reflection.

He is paranoid to the point of madness in his bones. He thinks that his thinking is correct, and he thinks it is good for me, so I should accept it completely.He doesn't regret his actions at all.

Would such a person really be a music teacher honestly?

...I'm afraid not.

"Did you ask for any information?" I changed the subject.

"There is almost no available information, and most of the things Mrs. Yuan remembers are irrelevant." Toss paused, and then said, "But she has seen your grandfather's friend before."

Grandpa Xingzuo has only one friend who lives in Yokohama. If he can be found, he will definitely know about grandpa.

"Your grandfather once took her to visit that friend of his. She remembered that she had eaten a kind of food called evening cake."

Evening cake?

I have been married to Yokohama for half a year, and I have never heard of this specialty.

"Give me some useful information."

Tosi sighed softly.

"Because the Wanxiang Cake is so delicious, Mrs. Yuan even forgot the person's name and appearance, and only remembered one feature."

"What characteristics?"

"That man's hair has three colors, it looks like a cat," he said slowly, "a three-colored cat."

Three colors of hair, night incense cakes, Yokohama... I was lost in thought.

"Yuanjiang, I have given you the information I collected, can you tell me what that sentence means?"

I glanced at him and said coldly: "This is the end of the information exchange." I didn't intend to talk about happiness with a pile of black mud.

"Eh???"

"I lied to you." I took a step forward and walked towards the door of the bathroom, "Everyone's definition of happiness is different, and I can't generalize.

But one thing, I hope you remember that your own happiness cannot be based on the suffering of others, even if you are in the name of being for mankind. "

It's a pity to say that in my house, I searched all the cabinets and drawers, even the storage room, but nothing was left by Xing Zuo's grandfather.

His only thing is the rabbit wallet that was given to me as a gift.

I think back to the day when he gave me the wallet, he told me that I must save money and hold on to the wallet.

— Not long ago, it was crushed by my own hands.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, if I knew this would happen, I shouldn't be impulsive.

Who knew that would be the only clue?

"Qingxixi, I'm sorry."

Ranbu poked his head out from the edge of the roof, looked at me cautiously, "Can I come up?"

I'm lying on the roof looking at the stars.Tuosi was dragged by my mother to buy tea sets. It was not his turn to do this matter. He insisted on showing off his experience in front of my mother, so my mother regarded him as an expert.

Random steps will only get in the way, so stay with me as a housekeeper.

"You can go up if you can."

The roof is not flat, but a slope made of bricks and tiles, which is extremely easy for anyone with physical skills.

But Ranbu has no physical skills at all.

He struggled for a long time, but failed to come up. He was kicking on the wall like a groundhog, making constant noise, which completely destroyed my peaceful atmosphere of watching the stars.

"Qingxixi, I will work hard." He persisted.

"Okay, I'll wait here for you to come up."

This time, I didn't reach out to pull him.

I turned over and listened to the sound of groundhogs kicking against the wall behind me.

finally--

"I succeeded."

The groundhog finally climbed up with difficulty.

"The famous detective is really amazing!"

In the past at this time, I always echoed, yes, our Luanbu-sang is the most powerful.

Today I choose to remain silent.

Just as he was about to sit down next to me, I straightened up, jumped lightly, and returned to the ground.

"Qingxixi!"

I looked back at Luanbu.

He stood on the sloping roof in a strange posture, squatting or sitting, with one hand touching the ground and the other open in mid-air.

The raised eyebrows still held the joy of the previous moment, and the lowered corners of the mouth were already full of grievances.

Laughing is uglier than crying.

"But you said you would wait for me to climb up."

"I lied to you." I raised my eyebrows at him, "Do you know what it feels like to be cheated now?"

"..."

I finally vented my anger for myself, and I was in a good mood. I went back to the living room and drank a bottle of wave soda. I guessed that my mother and Tosi would be back soon, and then returned to the roof.

He also took a bottle of wave soda for Ranpo.

He was sitting on the roof with his hands on his knees.

"Give you."

I handed him the opened bottle of Pops, and he wasn't in such a hurry to drink it as usual.

"Qingxixi, if you can cheer up, I can climb the roof a few more times."

"..."

"I won't tell Mother Lion."

"You knew I'd come down when you got up, didn't you?"

Ranpo nodded honestly: "Yes."

"With you like this, I don't have any sense of accomplishment at all."

In fact, how can there be any sense of accomplishment in deceiving people?

What's more, it hasn't been cheated yet.

【Qingxi sauce, I'm sorry, I can't call that guy out for you anymore (づvど)】

I looked down and saw the email Dazai had sent me.